When Ash jumped up from the bed, his first reaction was to keep rubbing his eyes, wanting to pick them out and clean them several times.
"Ash, are you awake? Then I'll open the curtains."
Harvey's voice came from the upper bunk, and then the bay window opened. The dazzling morning light awakened the dust on the desk, and the innocent golden words echoed in the cramped and dark room.
Igula was sitting on the lower bunk opposite, flipping through the gospels. The sunlight spots cut by the floral curtains fell on his pajamas, looking quiet and indifferent. Speaking of which, Ash remembered that the deceiver's previous gospels were golden, almost
The word "money worship" is engraved in the title of the book, and recently the Deceiver's Gospel has begun to change. Although it is still gold and silver in tone, the pattern style has become very similar to Ash's Gospel.
What is this indicating?
This shows that Ash's aesthetics is better, and even Igula couldn't help but copy the cover of his WeChat Moments.
"Where's the pannier?" Ya Xiu glanced at the upper bunk opposite. The quilts and pillows had been neatly folded.
"I'm going to prepare breakfast." Igula noticed that Yaxiu was looking at him thoughtfully, and he raised his eyebrows: "Can you please stop looking at me like this, it feels a bit disgusting."
"No, I just watched a beautiful woman for a long time, and I feel that I have completely understood the characteristics of a beautiful woman." Ya Xiu made a very professional suggestion: "Igula, if you can grow your blond hair a little longer, then the hardware will be perfect.
It’s up to the standard... No, there’s no need to leave it long, it should be enough to cut it into small pieces... Igura, do you understand what I mean?”
Because he had watched Sword Princess and Witch for a full hour, Ash could see their phantoms in everything he looked at now. Overlapping their afterimages with the Trickster, he soon discovered that there was room for improvement in the Trickster's appearance.
"I understand, of course I understand. You came here just to find trouble, and you want to trick me into cutting my head, right?" Igulla said, "Harvey, why don't you show Ash the results of your victory tonight?"
"Hmm? Ash, do you want to see it?"
Harvey, who was on the upper bunk, handed down a box. Ash took a look at it, and then the afterimages of the swordswoman and the witch in his eyes disappeared instantly, leaving in his mind only the scene of cockroaches that were densely intertwined with each other in the box!
Snapped!
The Koumi Belly Sword stabbed directly into the opposite wall, and in the next second Ash turned into a stream of light and fled to Igura's bed, clinging to the wall like a cat with fried fur, staring at the cockroach necromancer unblinkingly, as if
As long as the latter makes any rash move, he will teleport away again.
"Are you still afraid of cockroaches?" Igula's mouth twitched and he couldn't help laughing, and threw the quilt next to him.
Ash immediately pulled up the quilt to form a three-dimensional defense: "Anything in large quantities can scare me, even toys and gold coins... Harvey, hurry up and use your invincible cold liquid fire to burn them to ashes!"
Save it for a midnight snack!?"
"First, the cold liquid fire cannot ignite any substance." The necromancer covered the cockroach box: "Second, your idea is right. I will pickle them with venom to make food later."
"Yi, Igulla, my body is a little weak now. Please help inform the red hat and report that there is a perverted necromancer here..."
"Don't be so nervous," Harvey said with a strange expression that you rarely see. "It's not for you to eat."
"Why do your words sound so threatening... I'm still so scared that I can't stop shaking!" Asher said, "Can't you do something anthropomorphic!?"
"This is for Alice," Harvey said, spreading his hands: "I'm going to arrange ghoul enhancement for him. One of the necessary steps in the ritual is to devour scavengers. Although the best ingredients should be scarabs, bloodshot
Maggots, corpses, but as you all know the situation now, you can only make up the count with cockroaches."
Ash looked at Igura blankly, and the deceiver said: "Scarabs can burrow into the human body and crawl to the brain, blood-threaded maggots can squeeze into the blood vessels and flow into the heart, and the zombie poison is very powerful... They are all common in the blood moon.
Scavenging pets.”
"Pets?" Ya Xiu was really shocked: "You...are we Blood Moon so powerful? Why don't you have cats and dogs when you have pets?"
"The result of multiple psychological tendencies such as self-destruction, envy, and seeking for filth that corrode and entangle with each other." Igula pushed his hair behind his ears: "In a country where everyone has mental illness, you need to lower your demands on them.
.”
"I have lowered it so low that it is already touching the ground!"
"If you have been a psychiatrist for a few days, you will know that you have to dig up the ground with a shovel until you dig out those rotten, smelly, twisted plant roots. That's when you can see the real blood moon."
"What about you, Igula? If you had a pet, what would it be?" Ash suddenly asked.
"Huh?" Igula was slightly startled: "Maybe... you know how to raise cats?"
"Ah ha, as expected." Ash looked like this, which made Igura a little confused.
"Look, so it's normal for me to just collect cockroaches," Harvey sighed: "Hey, why can't cockroaches grow to the size of a palm? This size is simply not enough to eat."
"If it's a cockroach the size of a palm, it won't be enough to eat - I mean I'm not enough for them." Ash suddenly realized something: "Wait a minute, Harvey, how did you catch so many cockroaches?"
"I have a magic spirit that is specially used to gather scavenging creatures. I came back from the virtual realm at midnight tonight. Anyway, I just collected it while I was free. This is already enough for the entire building."
The magician said: "After all, there are quite a lot of rituals in the undead faction that require the consumption of scavenging creatures."
"Then, when the cockroaches gathered together," Ash swallowed, "couldn't they be able to crawl over us -"
"No."
Igulla said calmly: "I came back early tonight, and I kept watching Harvey collect cockroaches. Those cockroaches all went along the ceiling and landed in his box. They didn't get close to our bed the whole time."
"That's right," Harvey waved his hand and said, "Don't look at me like this, I'm actually quite careful and won't let food touch you."
"Keep watching...?" The cult leader looked at the fraudster with awe.
"Self-destruction, yearning for disability, and seeking filth." Igula closed the gospel and smiled slightly: "What do you think I fit into?"
"It's time to have breakfast!" The sound of the panther came from outside.
When Ash saw Harvey coming down with the cockroach box, he immediately said: "If you dare to take this box out, I will fight you to the death!"
The necromancer looked at him strangely and nodded: "As you wish."
He summoned a dark green magic spirit, squeezed out the turbid purple-green liquid from the air and dripped it into the box, then covered it, sealed it, and stuffed it under the bed - because Harvey and Ash were bunk beds, so it was actually Ya Xiu.
Repaired the bottom of the bed.
"The transformation needs to be connected to the ground. I originally wanted to put it on the balcony, but it's okay under the bed." Harvey shrugged.
Ash looked at the quiet box in the shadow under the bed and felt the hairs on his back stand up: "Igula, how about I switch beds with you?"
"not so good."
"I think your bed is quite big, why not-"
"Either you go to sleep with Panji, or you go to sleep with Annanlis." Igula firmly refused: "I am allergic to humans."
"You were not so pretentious when you were in prison!"
"I know you are suffering from it, you should reflect on yourself."
The three of them left the bedroom and saw a living room of about twenty square meters. The kitchen and the living room were separated by a wall. Banji did not wear his butler uniform, but casually put on an apron and placed six breakfasts on the folding round table.
She looks like a gentle high school student in a bishoujo game.
Liz was wearing loose pajamas, yawning and sitting on the bench, her long white hair curled up. Ash and Harvey wanted to go to the bathroom to brush their teeth, but as soon as they entered, An Nan kicked them out: "Boss, priority."
The cult leader came out and saw the fraudster combing his daughter's hair, and curiously asked: "Igula, why don't you brush your teeth?"
"I've finished taking a bath." Igura held Liz's shoulders to stop her from wandering around. "Refuse to act with you is a simple trick to improve the quality of my life."
Ash and Harvey had no choice but to go to the balcony to brush their teeth. Three meters away from them was the opposite balcony. On the opposite floor lived a typical hybrid family of five: orc grandfather, elf grandma, orc father, siren mother and siren son.
The siren son seemed to be staying in bed and refused to get up. The orc grandfather was sitting in the rocking chair on the balcony drinking tea and reading the gospel. When he saw Ash and Harvey, he slightly raised his tea cup to say hello.
Ash and Harvey nodded in response, then took a big gulp of water and gargled their mouths, then lowered their heads and spit directly into the gutter on the balcony.
Although swimming in the virtual world is equal to rest, after this round of rituals, Ash did feel that he became more awake. He raised his head and saw that the bright sky was cut into pieces by the wires between residential buildings, and the early-rising office workers stood
The balance car walks through the streets. The chaotic and wanton expansion of residential buildings in the distance forms a jagged post-modern forest. There are a few drunk goblins lying on the streets in the distance. All their clothes have been stolen.
People walked around them and wild dogs peed on them.
The morning light pours out like oil paint, smearing this chaotic and weird city full of vitality. Here, advanced technological items can be seen everywhere, but at the same time, there are also deformed and ugly city scenery and chaotic public security, which looks like
Toilet with gold rim.
This is Feidenla, a chaotic city that has consistently ranked last among all cities, ranked among the top five in the country in terms of permanent population, is known as the ‘gospel noise’, and is famous for its freedom.
