In the beauty salon, Feili's muscles except her face were all tense, and she almost cried: "Senior, you never said it was so painful!"
"I told you! Ah~"
"You just said it hurt a little!"
"Just tell me if the area of pain is only a little bit!"
"You...um~"
After it was over, the two of them lay on the soft chairs and applied facial masks, but the pain on their faces seemed to remain in the pores. Feili said feebly: "I will never do acupuncture again."
"The reality is not the world of magicians created by Mr. Heath. There are no miracles that are within reach." Senior Sister Leah calmed down and said lazily: "Wanting to be beautiful is either tiring, painful, or troublesome. Do you want to
To become more beautiful quickly can only be tiring, painful and troublesome.”
"Woooooooo..."
In fact, both Feili and Lia are naturally beautiful, but no matter how naturally beautiful they are, they will still be suppressed by endocrine and metabolism. Today, Feili suddenly asked Lia for advice on how to remove blackheads, and hoped for immediate results, so Lia had no choice but to bring
Feili came to do the needle cleaning.
This thing is simply to insert a needle into the skin to squeeze out the pores, and then squeeze out the blackheads. Because the needle is very thin, it will not bleed, but it will hurt, and it is very scary. If you poke the needle back and forth on your face, it will feel like
If you are not careful, your cheek will be punctured.
"But your suffering is worth it. Your face is now flawless without any blind spots. Even if you look at it with a magnifying glass, you can't find any blackheads. You beat 99% of your peers." The senior sister said, "Every man will want to kiss you.
Your face is as good as egg white!"
However, Feili was not interested: "He only defeated 99% of mortals."
"Does becoming Mr. Heath's assistant make you so inflated? Mortal praise can no longer satisfy your growing appetite?" The senior sister complained: "Then you defeated 99% of fairies and succubi, okay?"
"Not at all."
"Why do you make it sound like you've seen a fairy succubus?"
"You know it when you think about it." Feili said softly: "In a world where miracles exist, everyone can definitely use miracles to make themselves perfect and beautiful, right?"
"Of course, for example, they can remove their blackheads with a miracle, it doesn't need to be as painful as needle removal, and they won't even get blackheads at all!" The senior said seriously: "More importantly, they may not need to poop!
Have you ever seen fairies and succubi in fantasy works poop?"
Feili was startled and then became dejected: "Yes, no matter what I do, I still..."
"But why are you competing with a fairy succubus who doesn't need to poop?"
The senior asked: "Isn't it enough to surpass 99% of ordinary people?"
"not enough."
"Why is it not enough? No matter how high Demir's requirements are for appearance, you can still get perfect marks, right?"
"ah?"
Noticing the confusion in Feili's tone, the senior looked confused: "Didn't you come with me for acupuncture in order to leave a perfect first impression on Demir tomorrow?"
At this moment, there was a loud shouting outside. They turned around and saw from the window that the street outside was filled with silvery-white flying feathers.
Feili immediately took off her mask and wiped her face with a towel. She walked to the window and looked into the distance. She saw countless people stopping to take photos on the street. The entire Jiashi Capital was immersed in the beautiful spectacle of falling silver feathers.
She stretched out her hand to catch the falling silver feather. The silver feather turned into starlight and disappeared without a trace at the moment of contact.
"So beautiful!" The senior sister walked up to her and her eyes were attracted by the flying feathers in the sky: "Is this some kind of celebration?"
Feili murmured: "It's not a celebration, it's a festival."
"What's the difference?"
"There will be sacrifices in the festival." Feili stared at the sky: "Senior, don't you think these feathers are plucked from the sacrifices?"
"What kind of sacrifice would have so many feathers?"
"Probably an angel."
At this moment, Feili finally believed Ash's words completely. If miracles can be special effects, and experiences can be acting, but the silver light falling feathers that enveloped the whole city was completely beyond the scope of 'reality'.
In particular, Ash also said that large-scale abnormal situations are likely to occur recently due to angel hunting. Feili thought it was a natural phenomenon such as heavy rain, earthquakes or even meteorites. Who knew it was this kind of mythical scene?
But if you think about it carefully, isn’t Angel Hunt a mythical epic?
Therefore, Yingula and the others are really magicians from a parallel world, and Miss Vichy is indeed a great evil person.
So, they really came to hunt angels, and she was the tool they needed, the 'demon'.
Therefore, Yaxiu is not just a mental patient's imagination, he really has two sweethearts, the Sword Princess and the Witch...
Feili took out her cell phone and was about to call Ash when she heard a shout from far below: "Feli! Jump down quickly!"
She turned around and saw a six-seat open-top extended sports car roaring from the side of the road. The co-pilot, Ash, was openly violating traffic regulations. He stood up and waved to Feili, "Jump down quickly! I will catch you!"
"
Why do you know I'm here... Why can't I stop the car... Why should I jump... Countless questions are crowded in her throat, but by the time Feili reacts, the car is almost crossing the road, and she has no time to ask or think.
!
"Why is he always like this!"
Feili complained helplessly, climbed up to the window sill and said to her senior sister: "You pay first, and I will pay you back when I get back!"
"I'll treat……"
Before the senior sister finished speaking, she saw Feili jumping out of the third-floor window, her blond hair flying in the air, flying towards the sports car like a canary. But she jumped a little too late, the sports car was about to rush over, and she was still
in mid-air.
Seeing that the blond female college student was about to fall to the ground with a bang, Ash jumped up from the passenger seat in the opposite direction, grabbed Feili's waist in the air, and then grabbed Yin Gula who was sitting behind him.
Ash's feet pulled him back.
Ash spun around in the air and sat firmly back in the passenger seat, placing Felicia on the middle seat. By the time passers-by reacted and clapped, the sports car had already crossed the street through the red light.
After running through three red lights, Feili was still in a state of confusion. The petite maid next to her touched her head and said, "Good afternoon, little Feili."
"Good afternoon, Mademoiselle Vichy."
Feili came back to her senses and looked around, seeing her and Wei Xi sitting together, Harvey and Yingula sitting in the back, and Ash and Rose sitting in the front: "Mr. Yingula, Mr. Harvey, Rose
Miss, good afternoon, Mr. Ash."
"First, you don't need to call me sir or miss. Two more syllables will increase the cost of communication between each other." Ya Xiu said: "Second, if Vichy touches you maliciously, you can just slap him in the face. Don't be polite."
"Malicious contact?"
"To put it simply, if she attacks you with her sight, you can just poke her eyes out and she can heal herself. For example, touching your head with bare skin is already a first-level malicious contact."
Wei Xi looked at the little sheep with tears in her eyes, "Little Feili, do you want to hit me? Do you mind if I have close contact with you?"
"No, no," Feili waved her hands repeatedly, "I don't mind."
"Master, did you hear that? She doesn't mind!" Wei Xi hugged Feili as if she was declaring her sovereignty, and asked: "Little Feili, do you mind having close contact with the master?"
"I don't...ah, I...I..." Feili was about to answer when she realized something was wrong and lowered her head to avoid the maid's teasing gaze.
"You can ask Harvey for the hook. It's best to hook up the snake's tongue and hang it on the beam." Ash said coldly: "You don't have to answer her at all."
"And Vichy, have you forgotten what I said?"
"It's not against the rules for joking among friends... Okay, okay, you are the master and you are the biggest, so I won't say anything." Wei Xi shrugged, "Little Feili, how are you doing today?"
"Good."
"Miss Philly," said Rose who was driving, "you have become more beautiful."
"Ah?" Feili held her face, blushing slightly, and glanced at the back of Ash's head, "Is it so obvious?"
"I don't know, I'm not looking at you." Rose said: "But when you come out of the beauty salon, you must have become more beautiful from a probability. This is a specific greeting extended through your experience today. It is what I learned from "
Tips learned from "Ninety-nine Rules of Daily Interaction"."
Ash said: "Do you have that book at home?"
"Tonight, I will select thirty-three practical rules that I have verified and make them into a book report for you."
"Thank you." Ash turned around and said, "Feili, I hope this sudden action did not ruin your mood, but we have to start working next."
"I'm mentally prepared." Feili took a deep breath: "Although I'm still nervous, I...what smells so bad?"
Everyone looked at each other, and it was Ash who was the first to react, "Ah, are you talking about the smell of rotting corpses?"
Feili was startled: "The smell of rotting corpses?"
"Yes, I brought a total of five corpses this time." Harvey said: "The three corpses in the trunk are still very fresh. I have done the pre-processing of the undead spell first, and haven't had time to do the embalming work yet, so it will be a bit
smell."
"You brought five, but there are only three in the trunk." Feili counted on her fingers, "What about the other two?"
Yingula: "Didn't you find that the carpet is elastic? Except for the driver's seat, which cannot be accommodated, Harvey has squeezed out all the space in this car."
Feili lowered her head and glanced at the carpet she was stepping on, and suddenly her whole body trembled. She raised her head and looked at Ash with pitiful eyes like a deer.
Ash scratched his head and asked, "Can you drive?"
Feili's voice trembled: "I have a driver's license, but I have never driven it."
"Then I can exchange it with you..." Ash stood up, but he glanced at Wei Xi and sat down again, "Forget it, I'll drive, and then Rose, you can change places with Feili."
"good."
Regardless of the sports car running wildly on the road, the three of them completed the seat exchange. Feili stepped on the solid bottom of the car and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Her tense mind could think about other issues: "By the way, how did you know I was there?"
From a beauty salon?”
"Because we have located your mobile phone." Rose explained: "We know your whereabouts very well."
"What?!"
"In addition to the positioning function, the microphone and lens are also open to us." Rose brazenly revealed her illegal behavior: "If you need it, I can record your sleep talk last night for you to listen to."
Feili's voice trembled: "Did I talk in my sleep last night?"
"I don't know. Do I need to investigate?"
"No need!" Feili completely gave up on protecting her privacy and changed the topic: "Aren't you uncomfortable with such a strong smell? Aren't you afraid of being with corpses?"
First it was Ash, Yingula and Harvey looked at each other with confusion on their faces: "Stink?"
Then came the murderer Ying Ye, who had produced enough corpses to fill the entire Jiashi world. Wei Xi tilted his head and asked: "Afraid?"
Finally it was Rose. She blinked: "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
What a cruel crime gang I have joined... Feili sighed and muttered: "I thought you guys would be neater..."
"Why?"
"Because you have miracles!" Feili said full of longing: "You can use miracles to wash dishes, mop the floor, take a bath, clean, keep the air fresh, and the body always clean... By the way, Ash, in your world,
Is there a restroom?”
Ash was startled and asked, "Why do you ask that?"
"I'm wondering if you can have a miracle that prevents you from excreting..."
"Yes, yes." The fraudster behind said seriously: "In our world, magicians don't need to excrete."
Feili was shocked: "Really?"
Yingula nodded: "Yes, you know about space transfer, right? We magicians transfer our excrement to ordinary people, so that we don't need to excrete it."
Feili's body began to tremble again: "Is it so scary?"
"Yes, compared to your world, although there are no miracles, it is indeed much peaceful." Wei Xi scratched the back of Feili's neck, "Ordinary people like you, little Feili, can only
Give it to the master"
Ashukong gave the maid a dunk on the head and said angrily: "Don't listen to their nonsense. Of course we have a bathroom over there. Miracles only give us convenience, not make us pervert! Unless it is to completely change the life form, otherwise the magician will
There’s not much difference physiologically from ordinary people!”
Feili breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Then do you know how to use Miracle Beauty?"
"Yes." Ya Xiu pointed to himself, "My face is the product of several beauty treatments."
"Sure enough..." the little sheep lowered his head and muttered, "then there must be many people more beautiful than me, right?"
Ash hooked his fingers at Feili and motioned for her to come closer, "Look at me seriously."
"ah?"
"Look at my face seriously!"
"Oh oh oh!" Feili blushed a little: "I'm watching!"
"Am I better-looking or Yin Gula is better-looking?"
Feili blinked her eyes, her expression turned crimson, and her lips pursed. Finally she closed her eyes and mustered up her courage: "Of course."
"Of course Yingula is good-looking." Ya Xiu said: "How can a mortal like me catch up with Yingula's beautiful face with the bonus of Veela blood?"
"So if you are as beautiful as Feili, there will be no one prettier than you in any world." Ash said casually: "There is no hierarchy in beauty, it just depends on whether you like it or not."
"Then..." Feili said softly: "Will someone like me too?"
Ash glanced at her in shock, "Of course! You should ask who doesn't like you, Yingula likes you, Weixi likes you, I like you, Harvey and Rose are a little weird and won't discuss it. Look, we just met.
It didn’t take long for me to like you!”
"So don't worry, Demir will definitely like you!"
Feili looked at Ash blankly, a smile bloomed at the corners of her mouth little by little, and tears overflowed from the corners of her eyes. She rubbed her eyes and nodded heavily: "Yes!"
Ash looked funny, "Why are you so unsure? You have to believe that the person you like will definitely like you, because you are cute and kind, and you deserve to enjoy sweet love."
"Um!……"
Ash sighed: "Well, Sword Princess was always unsure of herself like you before, and she always suspected that I didn't like her, so it took us so long to confirm our relationship..."
