Chapter Thirteen: Spoofing the Deputy Township Chief
() Only Ma Lin did not laugh, and said to Mrs. Wang seriously: "Mom, you are an expert. The three-hearted woman summarized by experts has been visualized by your big butt. Look, one is a big butt.
Women generally do housework, so they can worry less at home; secondly, women with big butts are in good health and are not afraid of late nights when going out, so they feel relieved; thirdly, women with big butts can do things, and children and grandchildren will be happy. In a word, auntie
The summary is really superior to others.”
Mother Wang seemed to understand what Marin said. She only knew that the pony was praising her, so she said humbly: "We country women know one thing, women with big butts will give birth to babies."
Wang Xiaobo thought that the marriages of Chinese people, especially those in rural areas, always follow the ancient saying "There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no children is the most important thing." Therefore, China has become the world's largest country in terms of population, and family planning work has become a
A great cause with Chinese characteristics.
Just as he was thinking about it, Village Chief Wang's woman ran in and said that Deputy Township Chief Zhong Aihua was here and asked him to arrange a meal distribution. Wang Ermao was in a dilemma. Every time the superior leaders came to the village to have a meal, each family would take their turn.
, except that Wang Xiaobo's family was not arranged. If other people had opinions, he could stand up to them with confidence. There were many disputes in front of the widow. Now that Wang Xiaobo is back, this reason seems to no longer exist.
Of course, Mother Wang knew that she had received a lot of care from the village chief in the past and had not arranged to distribute meals. Now that her son is back and he is a member of the government, he should have more exchanges with the deputy mayor who is also a member of the government. So she took the initiative to say to the village chief: "
His uncle, my family will arrange this meal."
Wang Ermao then turned to look at Wang Xiaobo, as if asking for his opinion.
Seeing that his mother had agreed and no longer objected, Wang Xiaobo asked, "How do you usually arrange this meal?"
The village chief replied: "It's just meat and vegetables. If it's better, I'll leave a bottle of wine."
Mother Wang said: "Xiaobo, today is a single day. The meat stall at the entrance of the village may still be there. You should hurry up and buy two kilograms of meat and bring it back."
But Lan Yatou said sensibly: "Brother Xiaobo has a guest, it's better for me to go." Wang Xiaobo took out fifty yuan and gave it to her.
Mother Wang slapped the back of Wang Xiaobo's hand angrily: "You're just lazy, look at how sensible Lan Yatou is. Oh, that's right, pass by Duck Liu's house and buy another duck."
Lan Yatou agreed and ran away.
At this time, Wang Xiaobo thought that as soon as the township cadres arrived in the village, they had to arrange for food distribution, which actually increased the burden on the village. Except for the Chinese New Year, farmers rarely had meat dishes, but when the township cadres came, the two meat dishes were not counted, and they still had to eat.
You have to pay for a bottle of wine. No wonder the children in the village all come to their homes to eat with the cadres, so that they can have some leftovers to enjoy themselves. And those cadres, well, they pay 20 cents for a meal and half a catty of food stamps
, there is nothing you can do about him rudely slapping his butt and leaving.
But today, I don’t know what Deputy Township Chief Zhong is doing in the village. I don’t want to make a fool of myself then. I asked the village chief: “I wonder what business Vice Mayor Zhong is doing in the village?”
The village chief grumbled: "I said I came here to check the implementation of the double-grabbing work. Think about it, in our large mountainous area, there are rice fields. The total is just over two acres, so why do we still need double-grabbing?"
Wang Xiaobo knew that the so-called double rush means that in areas with many rice fields in the plains, second-crop rice is planted. In July and August, time has to be rushed to cut the rice and transplant rice. It is commonly known as "double rush".
But in mountainous areas it is too cold to grow second-crop rice, so there is no double-grabbing. Wang Xiaobo didn’t understand if these cadres had their heads wet. They had to find another reason to come down to eat.
Soon, with the help of Lan Yatou, five dishes and one soup were prepared. Mother Wang also magically took out a bottle of sweet potatoes to cook, and waited for Deputy Mayor Zhong to arrive and start the meal.
At almost twelve o'clock, Zhong Aihuacai arrived belatedly accompanied by the village chief Wang Ermao. Wang Xiaobo saw that Deputy Township Chief Zhong was of medium height, with a small face and an eye-catching long face.
The mouth. And the protruding belly is even more eye-catching. If it appeared on a woman, it would be at least six or seven months old.
It was funny to Wang Xiaobo when he thought about it. The big mouth and the big belly complement each other perfectly. Naturally, if a big mouth eats more, the belly will naturally become bigger.
"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry to trouble you. I happened to be inspecting work in your village today, and Comrade Ermao arranged to have a meal at your house." Zhong Aihua said politely after sitting down with peace of mind.
Mother Wang also replied politely: "It is an honor for us that the leader can come to my house. If your son comes back just in time, let him accompany you."
At this time, Ma Lin and the others had already gone to the bus station. Wang Xiaobo was the only one accompanying Deputy Mayor Zhong, so he naturally let him go: "Chief Zhong, there is not much food in the countryside, please be kind to me." He said,
He opened the wine bottle and filled it with wine for him.
When Zhong Aihua saw that there was an extra dish on the table, including meat, duck and wine, he was very happy: "Come on, come on, old wine will make you drunk every day, long live the emperor." He picked up the wine glass and said without being polite to Wang Xiaobo.
Drink it all.
Wang Xiaobo was stunned. Is this what a party member and cadre said in ordinary people's homes? This quality is too outrageous.
Although Wang Xiaobo thought so, he still held back and poured a full glass of wine for him.
Of course Zhong Aihua didn't care about this stinking young man. He tore off a duck leg and started eating it: "Oh, that's right. It would be more delicious if I put some rice wine to spice it up."
Wang Xiaobo thought that this was really a freeloader who was tired of being indifferent. He was too lazy to talk and just took out the Hongta Mountain and started smoking.
Zhong Aihua felt unbalanced when he saw that this young man still smoked such high-end cigarettes: "You are so young, so you don't learn well? I will help your father take care of you and confiscate these cigarettes." After saying this, he grabbed it.
The cigarette was put into his pocket.
Wang Xiaobo really couldn't stand it anymore. He was about to have a seizure when he saw his mother over there winking at him. He also knew that his mother didn't want to do anything, so he held back: "I don't smoke often. It was given to me by a classmate. I play occasionally."
one time."
Zhong Aihua took a sip of wine and said: "That's right, young people should learn well. If your classmates give it to you in the future, just bring it to me and I will keep it for you."
"Definitely, definitely" Wang Xiaobo agreed, and filled up the wine for him again. He asked, "Did the township chief come to our village to inspect the work smoothly this time?"
Zhong Aihua opened his mouth full of oil and said: "Not bad, the work of double robbery has been implemented very well. After I go back, I will apply to be rated as an advanced collective in double robbery work in Wangjia Village."
Wang Xiaobo almost laughed out loud. Even if the village did not implement the double-grabbing work at all, this was indeed a dark joke.
At this time, Lan Yatou had probably finished helping the kitchen and was about to go home when she passed by the living room. Zhong Aihua might have had a little too much wine, but she became excited when she saw a little girl running out: "Oh, little girl, come here and accompany me.
Have a drink."
Lan Yatou said shyly: "I don't know how to drink." Then she walked out the door.
Zhong Aihua was willing to let her go, and with the strength of his drink, he stood up and tried to stop her. Wang Xiaobo secretly stretched out his feet. Zhong Aihua didn't take two steps before he started to chew mud.
Wang Xiaobo quickly went to help him: "Head of the township, be careful."
Zhong Aihua got up and took a look, and there was the figure of the little girl there. She couldn't help but become a little angry: "Damn, you little bitch who can't stand on the stage, you are so shameless."
"Ah, is the township chief born in the year of the duck?" Wang Xiaobo suddenly asked inexplicably.
Zhong Aihua looked at him in astonishment. Is there a duck in the Chinese zodiac?
"No, all these ducks have landed on you." Wang Xiaobo looked at Deputy Township Chief Zhong in a strange way.
Zhong Aihua looked over his whole body, but still found nothing unusual, so he asked, "Is that what you mean?"
"Yes, the mayor must have been drunk and had a convulsion just now, which caused the nerves in his feet to deform. I'm afraid he won't be able to walk normally in the future. He can only walk in a straight line, like a duck. Just now, you didn't know about this disease, so you fell down as soon as you walked.
Okay. How about you take a few more steps and take a look?" Wang Xiaobo said seriously.
Zhong Aihua started walking in the house again doubtfully, but after walking a few steps, he suddenly felt his knees go numb and fell to the ground again.
It turned out that Wang Xiaobo had secretly held two duck bones in his hand. When he was not paying attention, he used a hidden weapon to hit the two duck bones on the acupuncture points of his legs and knees respectively. He was just chewing mud again.
Very lucky.
At this time, Zhong Aihua had no choice but to believe it. He sat on the ground and did not dare to stand up. With a sad face, he begged Wang Xiaobo: "Here, what should I do? How could this happen? What can you do, little brother?"
Wang Xiaobo said: "There are many ways, but I don't know if they will be useful to you?"
Zhong Aihua said hurriedly: "Tell me, at worst, I will try them all, and there will always be a method that works?"
Wang Xiaobo said: "I have studied traditional Chinese massage, so I might try it. But it can only treat the surface, but it won't have any effect on the internal lesions."
Zhong Aihua looked at him puzzled: "How do you say that?"
Wang Xiaobo explained: "After massage, you can walk, but the problem of convulsions is still not eradicated. Therefore, firstly, you can no longer drink alcohol; secondly, you cannot eat meat and vegetables; thirdly, you must not get close to women. Otherwise, just
I can collapse on the bed."
Zhong Aihua had heard of the saying that Jing Feng cannot drink alcohol, so he believed Wang Xiaobo's words even more: "As long as I can walk, I can quit anything."
So, Wang Xiaobo stood up, walked to Zhong Aihua, squatted down, and said, "It hurts a little, you have to endure it." As he said that, he grabbed Zhong Aihua's thigh with one hand and grabbed him with the other.
He stretched and pulled his ankle hard, and amidst Deputy Zhong's hoarse cries, his foot was pulled and dislocated.
