"Xiaobao, don't be so loud. These things are not simple. They include the "Venus" statue known as the three treasures of the world, the "Mona Lisa" oil painting and the "Goddess of Victory" stone sculpture. Guess
Guess which one it will be?"
"It can't be that fat girl like Mona Lisa!"
"Hey, you guessed it right. It's the Mona Lisa, a portrait of Lisa Giogondo painted by the Renaissance painter Leonardo da Vinci. The French government keeps it in
The Louvre in Paris is for the public to enjoy. Being able to come to China this time is a big event."
"What are their three treasures? Two statues, one of which has no arms, and a fat girl. It's not beautiful at all to be so fat. I don't see anything good about it. If I had known it, I wouldn't have come."
After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he was about to turn around and go back to the office to rest, when he just turned around.
One person, speaking in Chinese that was not too revealing, said: "Who is insulting the famous painting "Mona Lisa"?"
Li Tianbao looked back and was stunned. It turned out that the person who spoke was a blond and blue-eyed foreigner. Moreover, this foreign beauty was so beautiful, especially with her impressive figure, that Li Tianbao had to
Look up.
"Why does this woman look familiar? I just can't remember where I added her."
When the woman saw Li Tianbao, she was a little stunned, but quickly said: "Are you the person who talked to Yamaguchi Aiko in Japan?"
Li Tianbao suddenly realized that this girl was the European and American girl in Yamaguchi Aiko's car at that time. Li Tianbao did not expect to see her in China.
Although the girl had met Li Tianbao once, she was still a little angry because of Li Tianbao's rude remarks just now, and said: "Why did you insult the Mona Lisa just now? It is one of the three treasures recognized by the world."
"Three treasures. Which three treasures?" Li Tianbao said with a smile: "I only know the Baoding three treasures, iron balls, pickles, and spring. There are no other three treasures in China."
This remark caused a burst of laughter from the Chinese experts present, and they were proud of Li Tianbao's direct speech. However, after all, he was receiving foreign friends, so a leader walked up to Li Tianbao and said: "You are Li Tianbao, give them whatever you want."
Save your face and don’t make things too difficult for me.”
Sun Jian hurried to Li Tianbao and said, "Xiaobao, this is Director Zhang."
"Hello, Director Zhang, you are an old leader, I will just say a few words." Li Tianbao came to the institute on his first day. Of course he wanted to leave a good impression, and the people here are all people with status.
Moreover, they are all a bunch of old scholars, people worthy of respect and learning from Li Tianbao.
After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he turned around and returned to the office. But he was stopped by the French girl and said, "Don't leave yet. We can't do it until we figure things out."
The girl wanted to fight with Li Tianbao to the end. This made Li Tianbao's generous character soon come to light...
"Speak clearly, or you will apologize!"
The words of the French female expert made Li Tianxin want to argue again, but Sun Jian next to him made him let his temper slide. He quickly reminded him in a low voice, saying: "Xiaobao, listen to my brother and say I'm sorry. Gentlemen."
What's the point of competing with a woman?"
"I'm sorry, it seems that I haven't learned this since the day I was born." After Li Tianbao whispered, he walked towards the girl, with an aura as if he wanted to fight with someone.
Director Zhang was panicked when he saw this situation. He didn't know what to do for a while, and muttered: "Living ancestor, please don't make things worse for me."
When the girl saw Li Tianbao walking toward her in a menacing manner, she became a little panicked. She had heard that all Chinese people knew kung fu. Could it be that this young Chinese man would use it on her?
Li Tianbao walked up to the girl, looked up at her eyes, was stunned for a while, and suddenly smiled and said: "I said Mona Lisa is a bit fat, and she is really not as beautiful as you. Is this wrong?"
After hearing this, everyone let out a sigh of relief. Sun Jian next to him even whispered: "Good guy, you scared us."
After hearing this, the girl couldn't help but burst into laughter. That look was more than a notch more beautiful than the cold and handsome look he had just shown.
"Since that's what you mean, I won't argue with you for the time being."
It seems that women like to be praised for their beauty by others, and this is true all over the world, but Li Tianbao said it out of anger at this time, thinking, "If I hadn't been here, I would have had to argue with you.
Which cultural relics are really good? Let the five thousand years of Chinese civilization history crush you to death, you stinky bitch!"
Although Li Tianbao thought so in his heart, he still smiled and said to the girl: "My name is Li Tianbao and I am a little intern researcher here. I wonder what your name is?"
"Lisa, the most famous cultural relic conservation scholar at the Louvre in France."
"Hey, you're much better than me." Li Tianbao thought about it and said, "Were you in Japan half a month ago?"
"Yes, Miss Yamaguchi Aiko and I have been good friends since childhood, and I have also met Aiko's husband. You and he look so similar."
When Director Zhang heard that the two of them were chatting so well, he quickly asked Li Tianbao: "Xiaobao, do you know Miss Lisa?"
"I met a beautiful French girl once in Japan!"
Director Zhang almost choked to death after hearing this. He thought, "This sounds like what our researchers said. What if someone hears it?"
Lisa frowned and said: "French women, what is a woman?"
Li Tianbao knew as soon as he heard it that Lisa must have accepted orthodox Chinese and didn't know much about the "girly" language.
"'Women' means beautiful women, and only the most beautiful beauties are called 'women'."
"You mean, I'm the most effeminate."
"That's right, you are the girliest." After Li Tianbao said this, he almost stopped laughing.
Director Zhang next to him hurriedly stepped forward and changed the subject, saying: "We'd better go in and talk and let the staff sort things out."
With that said, Director Zhang invited Lisa into the institute's reception room.
But this time he didn't want Li Tianbao to follow him, otherwise he wouldn't know what trouble he would cause. Naturally, Li Tianbao saw what the director meant, so he stood where he was and did not follow him.
Lisa walked a few steps, looked back at Li Tianbao, and said to him: "Come with me. Why are you standing there without moving."
Li Tianbao looked at the director and said nothing, and said quickly: "Then I won't be polite."
After saying that, Li Tianbao followed Lisa and walked over, deliberately brushing Lisa's sexy buttocks with his arms from time to time. He couldn't help but wonder in his heart, "This European and American beauty's butt is really plump, I don't know.
If you put it on, can you defeat the people of Asia?"
Lisa didn't seem to notice Li Tianbao's behavior, but regarded it as unintentional.
After saying that, several people were invited to the living room. There were many cultural people sitting there, but Li Tianbao followed Lisa and sat next to her as if nothing happened. Ordinarily, a group of people should
The French expert was sitting on one side, while the Chinese expert was sitting on the other side, but Li Tianbao obviously wanted to study the differences between the human bodies of Asians and Europeans and Americans, so he walked next to Lisa without noticing.
At this time, a tall French man patted Li Tianbao on the shoulder and said, "Should you go to the opposite side?"
"Do the other side. I haven't finished my research yet."
"Research, what are you studying?" Lisa also asked curiously.
"It's nothing. I'm just very interested in your...and the perfume on your body. It's very unique." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he gave Lisa a standard evil smile.
The man was a little unhappy at this time and said loudly: "Is this how you Chinese receive guests?"
The man actually escalated such a matter to a national level. Li Tianbao was naturally very angry. He loudly said: "When the Eight-Nation Allied Forces came to China, should I treat them like this? If so, the gift I prepared for you must be
It was a headshot bullet."
The scene was a little chaotic now. Lisa obviously didn't want the situation to escalate. She said to the man: "If you have guests in China, you can do whatever you want. So, Andrew, you can do it somewhere else. Isn't there something else there?"
Location?"
"Look at the beautiful and generous Miss Lisa. I'm looking at you. You are worthy of telling me to welcome guests." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he smiled at Lisa and said, "Isn't that right, French girl?"
Lisa smiled generously in response, and then shrugged at Andrew who was furious.
Obviously, Li Tianbao's strong aura prevented the remaining Chinese experts from losing face, but they still sweated and thought, "Li Tianbao, little ancestor, please stop competing."
At this time, Director Zhang said to Lisa: "Miss Lisa, can you take out the famous "Mona Lisa" first and let us have a look? We really want to see this three treasures in the world."
.”
Before Lisa could speak, Andrew, who was holding back his anger, said in a low voice: "A bunch of old haters don't know why they come to a place like this."
"Your mother, why did your mother let you speak Chinese when she left you alone?" Of course, Li Tianbao just thought about this, but did not say it out loud, because the conflict just now was already big enough, and he couldn't really have anything to do with them.
Sample.
"No problem, Andrew, give me your suitcase."
"Before opening this great work, I would like to introduce this painting first," Lisa stood up and took the box and said: "'Mona Lisa' is a prestigious portrait masterpiece. It represents Leonardo da Vinci's
The highest artistic achievement, successfully created the image of an urban proletarian woman during the rise of capitalism.
The characters in the painting sit elegantly with subtle smiles, and the mountains and rivers in the background are deep and vast, which fully demonstrates the artist's unique smoke-like "unbounded gradient coloring"-like brushwork.
The painter strives to skillfully combine the rich inner emotions of the characters with the beautiful appearance. He also pays special attention to mastering the dialectical relationship between precision and implicitness in the key parts of the portrait's face that express emotions, such as the corners of the eyes and lips, so as to achieve a state of verve.
Mona Lisa's mysterious smile has a mysterious and everlasting charm. That charming dream-like smile has been called a 'mysterious smile' by many art historians." (To be continued...)