"What's the point? European art statues don't all express the beauty of the human body. Besides, I heard that you Chinese girls are all coquettish types?" After Lisa finished speaking, she winked at Li Tianbao.
"Chengchengcheng, please don't seduce me, I still prefer Chinese girls." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed the man's penis that was broken into two pieces, and said: "It's such a pity that such a little girl has to be cut off.
It’s divided into two sections, how miserable it would be if it really happened.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tianbao suddenly felt the blue light stirring, and it shot out and headed straight for his palm.
"Oops, Blu-ray wants to repair this thing." Li Tianbao thought about it and quickly closed his hands and held both ends of the thing in his palms to prevent Lisa from being shocked by this magical scene.
"Mr. Li, are you okay?" Lisa looked at the strange Li Tianbao and asked.
The "blue light" returned to Li Tianbao's eyes. He trembled and said: "It's okay, it's okay. Let's go to dinner and take you to try the authentic Beijing 'roast duck'!"
After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he led Lisa towards his luxury sports car.
…
At the dining table of Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant, Li Tianbao ordered a set of roast duck.
When Lisa saw the fragrant and charred crispy roast duck, she exclaimed: "This is Beijing roast duck. This is my first time to eat it."
After saying that, Lisa clumsily picked up a piece of roast duck with chopsticks and put it into her mouth. Li Tianbao quickly stopped him and said, "You can't put the roast duck directly into your mouth. Look at me. Use your chopsticks to pick up some sweet noodle sauce first."
"
"That's it, let me try it." Lisa tried the process that Li Tianbao gave her and slowly started to operate it by herself. Although it was a little awkward, it was still completed and the moment he put it into his mouth, he was surprised.
He opened his eyes wide and started chewing.
"Wow, it seems." After Lhasa finished speaking, he looked at Li Tianbao and said, "Isn't there any wine?"
"Hey, you like drinking too?"
"Of course, in your Chinese language, 'I am an alcoholic.'"
"Haha, how can such a beautiful drunkard exist? Because you are a girl, I didn't order a drink just now. It seems that now I have no reason not to be a French female drunkard."
Li Tianbao's alcohol addiction was already enough. He called the waiter and ordered a bottle of Maotai.
Li Tianbao picked up the wine glass and said: "Come on, Lisa. Let's have a drink first. This is China's Moutai. The number one brand in China. But it will be cheaper to buy it in your foreign country than in China."
Li Tianbao drank it all in one gulp, and then watched Lisa finish the wine, showing a hint of bitterness, and said to Li Tianbao: "This wine is so strong!"
"Are you used to drinking red wine? You are not used to drinking white wine, but this wine has no staying power."
"Then let's have a drink and try it."
Lisa showed a reluctance to admit defeat. She filled Li Tianbao's wine glass, then topped up her own wine glass, then picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.
"Wow, I feel a little comfortable now."
Li Tianbao looked at Lisa drinking and said, "Good guy, we only use three taels of wine glasses. I have never seen anyone drinking like this, not to mention women, not even men."
Li Tianbao's passion at the wine table was immediately ignited and burned by Lisa. The two exchanged glasses and started a crazy drinking battle.
Even though Lisa was not used to drinking liquor at first, her drinking capacity gradually became apparent after she drank more than half a kilogram of wine. Li Tianbao was an alcoholic, so when he met someone who could drink like this, he naturally
I am enjoying myself and I want to fight Lisa to the end.
This time is different from drinking with Miyazaki Ohno in Japan. The types of wine and the utensils are different. Moreover, Japanese people tend to pay attention to etiquette when drinking, so they don’t drink very fast. Lisa obviously represents the atmosphere of European and American people.
Just like an athlete drinking water when he is thirsty, this made Li Tianbao a little unable to resist.
However, within two or three hours, the two of them had already drank three bottles of Maotai. At this time, neither Lisa nor Li Tianbao had any major problems.
"Lisa, you have a really good drinking capacity. I really have met a drinking buddy."
After listening to Li Tianbao's words, Lisa blinked at Li Tianbao with her big seductive eyes and said, "Why don't you call me French bitch? Isn't that beautiful?"
"Haha, stop talking, I'm just teasing you." Li Tianbao called the waiter and said, "Here are two bottles of Maotai."
"Wait a minute." Lisa stopped the waiter and said, "Is there any French wine? I want to drink red wine."
"Red wine!" Li Tianbao thought to himself, "white wine and red wine, Lisa is trying to get me drunk."
Li Tianbao, who is the best drinker in the world, had this thought in his mind. Li Tianbao, who had never met an opponent at the wine table, naturally did not take Lisa seriously.
The wine glass was broken into a horn, and the wine was replaced with the famous French wine "Lafite".
"Cheers" Lisa said and drank it all in one gulp.
Li Tianbao looked at the bottom of the glass of red wine and said: "How can you drink like this? I don't understand why when drinking red wine, you use such a big cup but have to pour the bottom of the glass."
"For red wine, use a goblet with a round belly. Of course, the feet should not be too high. When serving the wine, hold the glass with your fingers apart so that the warmth of your hands can be transferred to the wine, because the taste of red wine can only be tasted when it is close to room temperature.
"
After Lisa finished speaking, she gently shook the cup to let the wine hang up, and then observed it as if admiring a beautiful painting.
Seeing Lisa go from being wild during the wine fight to being elegant now, Li Tianbao felt that the contrast was too big for a moment, as if she was slightly drunk. Li Tianbao picked up the bottle of wine just now, and then put his own goblet
Pour a full cup.
"When drinking wine, you should fill it up. This is called 'light tea and full wine'. Come on, I'll fill it up for you too." After Li Tianbao finished speaking, he took Lisa's wine glass and filled it up.
Li Tianbao drank all the wine in the goblet in one gulp, then filled it up again. When he was about to drink, he found Lisa looking at him stupidly.
"What are you looking at me for? Drinking!"
At Li Tianbao's strong request, the two of them drank high-end and elegant French red wine in full glasses, uncharacteristically.
"Haha, Mr. Li, how much did we drink?" Lisa's eyes were a little distracted, and she looked drunk.
"Lisa, don't call me Mr. Li. Seeing that you are interested, I allow you to call me 'Master'." Li Tianbao didn't forget to tease Lisa even when he was drunk.
"'Master', I won't call you 'Master'. Do you think I don't know that you are making fun of me?"
"Hey, silly girl is enlightened and knows how to 'find fun'." Li Tianbao said with a smile.
"Haha, I'm not a stupid girl. If you want me to call you 'Master', you can, but you have to call me the most beautiful name." Lisa said with a smile.
"'The most beautiful title'! What the most beautiful title." Li Tianbao was a little confused.
"French pussies."
Lisa's words made Li Tianshang laugh.
"Lisa, I told you, so the French girls are teasing you too, just like they are making fun of you?"
After listening to Li Tianbao's words, Lisa smiled first, then looked at Li Tianbao with a pair of beautiful eyes affectionately, and said: "'Girl' is mostly used to express contempt for adult women, with a strong emotion.
, mostly means to hate, look down upon, disgust, etc.”
Li Tianbao was immediately moved by Lisa's words. He was a little embarrassed and said: "So you know everything?"
"I looked it up in the car. However, if this word is applied to a middle-aged woman, it is generally a neutral word. Because some people will use this word to call their wives in front of others to express
Her ownership rights.”
After Lisa finished speaking, she said passionately: "Can you call me 'French bitch' again? I only use him as the latter explanation!"
Li Tianbao's eyes began to avoid Lisa's affectionate glances, and after a long time he said: "I'm sorry, if it's the latter, I don't think I can call you that."
"Am I so unattractive?" Lisa's tone was a little disappointed.
"No." Li Tianbao said quickly: "Because I have my girlfriend, so you know."
"Okay, then wait until I catch you and let you call me." After Lisa finished speaking, she picked up the wine bottle and filled their glasses and drank them all in one gulp.
I don’t know how much time passed, but Li Tianbao’s eyes proved that he was really drunk. But Lisa on the opposite side changed from the drunken look just now. Seeing Li Tianbao’s appearance, she walked over to him.
Next to him, he said: 'Master, what's going on with that "Mona Lisa"?"
"Haha, that painting, that painting, is fake, and back then, that painting was accidentally taken by Andrew..." When Li Tianbao said this, he had already plunged into the wine table.
Lisa didn't hear very clearly, so she wanted to ask more about the situation. She quickly shook Li Tianbao and said, "Wake up and speak clearly."
Li Tianbao, who was in an intoxicated state, was naturally not woken up by Lisa, but as he shook his body vigorously, he suddenly retrieved the repaired Hetian jade pendant from the pile.
Lisa was stunned at the scene for a moment, and she had no reason to explain what she saw.
"Impossible, what on earth is going on?"
…
Li Tianbao opened his eyes staggeringly, and a pair of beast-like eyes looked at him tenderly. Li Tianbao knew that those were the triangular eyes of a Tibetan mastiff black bear. He looked at everything in front of him and found that he was in his bedroom.
"Wow, my head hurts." Li Tianbao patted his forehead and realized that it was already night.
"Why is it still so bright?" Li Tianbao turned around and saw that the lights were still on in the courtyard outside the house.
Curious, Li Tianbao patted his head vigorously, then stood up and walked towards the outside of the house.
Under the lamplight and moonlight, Li Tianbao saw a beautiful European beauty in the pond outside the house. A cool breeze blew by, and the magnolia petals in the small courtyard were blown away into the small lotus pond, and one piece fell on the beauty's white shoulders.
Lisa turned her head to brush off the magnolia flowers from her shoulders, but she saw Li Tianbao standing at the door, looking directly at her.
When Li Tianbao saw Lisa discovering him, he quickly turned around and wanted to go back into the house. (To be continued...)