"It's nothing. I just remembered an old joke that you probably haven't heard before." Chen Tairan waved his hands with a smile on his face and said, "Oh, that's all, let's not talk about it anymore."
"Say" Xu Yinglan danced with the shovel with a fierce look on her face
"Yes, yes," someone said with a cowardly smile: "There used to be a little widow who often went to Wang Xiaoer's on the street to buy cucumbers. When the waiter saw her coming often, he became kind and cut them into slices for her in advance. Unexpectedly, the little widow became anxious after she arrived..."[
"Well" Xu Yinglan became anxious when she saw someone didn't speak for a long time, "Why on earth?"
"Ahem..." Chen Tairan pretended to clear his throat and laughed in a very obscene tone: "The little widow pointed at the waiter's nose and scolded: 'You think I am a piggy bank.
'Hahaha~"
This guy smiled happily, but Manager Xu frowned and looked livid. The shovel in his hand had a tendency to fly out and hit someone directly in the face...
"okok" Chen Tairan obediently made a zipper gesture to his mouth and remained silent.
After finishing a few side dishes, Xu Yinglan opened the cabinet and took out a few bottles of red wine. Chen Tairan frowned when he saw it: "You can eat this and drink red wine."
Xu Yinglan was stunned for a moment: "What do you want to drink?"
"If you don't want to eat Western food, why don't you have some white food?" Chen Tairan's face was serious. "It feels weird to eat these cold dishes and then drink red wine. Why can't you drink it~"
"No" Xu Yinglan smiled and shook her head.
Are you kidding me? As a public relations manager, I can’t drink and still do nothing.
Don't say that Sister Lan is trying to scare you into doing this. You're doing well in this business. You've got both red and white skills. You only have basic skills. It's only about two and a half kilograms. It's not even that you can drink big cups in a row. Only in one sip can you win people's shouts. As for being able to drink... Wait until you get everyone. You were so fucked that it slid off the table. You certainly deserve to be told that you won’t get drunk after a thousand cups.
Sister Lan has many nicknames in the company, one of which is "Not Drunk for a Thousand Drinks". During the year-end dinner party, even the strong young men from the security department did not dare to come up to challenge her for drinks...
It's a pity that Sister Lan met a strong opponent this time. As for how strong this guy is... To be honest, Xu Yinglan didn't understand because she was confused after drinking...
In this state of mind, Xu Meiren also let go of her guard and said many things that should be said but should not be said at once.
She, Xu Yinglan, is twenty-five years old this year. According to some boys and girls on the Internet, she is already a leftover fighter. She dare not talk about silver in the gold rank, and bronze is not excessive at all.
Is it true that no one wants Beauty Xu? Just look at Manager Zheng and then Lawyer Wang and you will know that she must be in demand without explanation.
But Xu Yinglan is a very strange person. She has no interest in or even cares about ordinary men. In her opinion, only those men in American TV series who are in a daze with a mysterious aura and whose eyes are deep and vicissitudes are hers. vegetable
Of course, these are just speculations about where to find such a man in real life.
After choosing and choosing, in the end, I was sad to find that there were only a group of playboys around me who wore bright clothes and talked loudly all day long, but they just chattered like women [
God testifies that the thing Xu Yinglan hates the most in her life is the sissy
It's a pity that Tianjia is an entertainment company. People who work here are generally urban men who prefer beauty. They have a feminine aura and have to frown for a long time when their clothes are dirty when eating. It's really hard to watch...
Zheng Xinjie is okay, but he is a bastard...
Yu Wanda is okay and can barely be considered a man. What a shame, what kind of culture does a reckless man have to be honest with?
There is only a certain guy... Strictly speaking, he has a handsome face like Tom Cruise and Bond, as well as deep and melancholy eyes, but he is very capable and has a very mysterious aura, which barely meets the standard.
So Xu Meiren was tempted, and what happened at Caesars a few days ago made her even more determined.
In today's society, a man who has a moral heart and dares to stand up for a casual acquaintance is almost extinct. Catch him in the wrong
After listening to this, Chen Tairan was dumbfounded. He never knew that he could passively pick up a girl with such a birdlike appearance. He was so happy all of a sudden~
An hour later...
At the dining table, Chen Tairan looked at Xu Yinglan who was sleeping soundly on the table and couldn't help but sighed, lit a cigarette and sat silently.
If he could, he wouldn't want to do it because he's just too stupid, isn't he...
As the saying goes, you are a fool to walk away from the door without doing anything. Although this sentence is a bit vulgar, it is not rude. Chen Tairan himself is not a good man and he has never claimed to be a gentleman. Why bother?
Think about it, I sent my beautiful boss home late at night, took a shower, ate and drank, and she wore silk pajamas to bind your wounds and talk to you deeply. In the end, I drank too much and fell asleep on the table. What is this? This is trust or...
seduce
Okay, maybe it's too much to say seduction, but it's always wrong to say it half-heartedly.
Is it true that Chen Tairan, an old man with very strong psychological and physiological indicators, is really impressed? When people ask in the future, will he say: I played Need for Speed all night at her house?
I can't stand this. I absolutely can't stand it.
Chen Tairan struggled for a long time and finally helped Xu Yinglan into the big room, put her on the bed, and gently took off her clothes and pants, preparing to go into battle with a gun.
Xu Yinglan suddenly turned over. Most of her pajamas were pulled open, revealing a large area of smooth and snowy skin. Looking at someone, her eyes were red and her heart was burning.
Just when he was about to take action, Xu Yinglan suddenly smacked her lips a few times and muttered: "Senior... please come back quickly or I will really go with someone else..."
A simple sentence immediately extinguished the passion all over Chen Tairan's body.
Who is this damn "senior"? Could it be that I am a substitute?
What Chen Tairan can't bear the most is this kind of thing. If it's just a chance meeting, then everyone will go their separate ways after dawn. From then on, there will be no news [
But Xu Yinglan was different and Chen Tairan really had "some" thoughts about her now. After all, why wouldn't he pick flowers when he saw weeds in the vast sea of people?
But there is a premise. If a famous woman already has an owner, then she still has to worry about it. Who the hell wants to do this kind of position as a spare tire?
