This morning, Wu Shigong visited four yamen, and he felt a burning sensation in his chest. Although it seemed that the number of yamen he visited in the morning was quite large, it did not take him much time in total. After returning to Nancheng Bingmasi Yamen
On the way, seeing that it was still early, Wu Shigong suddenly remembered that his father Wu Weizhong didn't give him a dowry, including a shop near Chongwenmen? That shop seemed to be lent to a makeup shop, so
It should be near his yamen. Now that he has some free time, he should go and see the situation. So Wu Shigong took out the note in his wallet and sent a guard to ask the passers-by for directions.
Benna cosmetics shop.
When they arrived at the powder shop, Wu Shigong asked the guards to wait outside the door, and he walked in with Xue Yong and Xue Qiang. The powder shop looked like a medium-sized one from the outside, but unexpectedly, the space inside was quite large. Wu Shigong
After looking around, the shop was filled with ladies and young ladies who came to buy makeup. Seeing Wu Shigong and three grown men walking into the makeup shop, the shopkeeper who was greeting customers quickly came over to greet them. After hearing Wu Shigong's purpose,
Welcoming Wu Shigong and others into the back room.
When they arrived at the back room and arranged for Wu Shigong to sit down, the shopkeeper looked at Xue Yong and Xue Qiang, and said to Wu Shigong with some embarrassment: "The owner of this makeup shop is a female family member, sir, look..."
Wu Shigong waved his hand and asked Xue Yong and Xue Qiang to wait at the door of the inner room. Seeing Xue Yong and Xue Qiang leaving, the shopkeeper opened a curtain next to the inner room and went to the inner room to call the woman.
The boss has gone.
Wu Shigong sat on the chair and waited for a while, becoming a little impatient. Just then, the curtain moved and a little girl poked her head out of the inner room.
This little girl was only five or six years old. She was wearing a pure white dress and a small white flower on her head. She was very cute and very cute. When Wu Shigong saw this little girl
The girl was very happy. She smiled and used a classic disgusting question to seduce the little girl and said: "Little sister, come to uncle quickly. Uncle will buy you candy."
The little girl was not afraid of strangers. She walked up to Wu Shigong, rolled her little eyes hesitantly for a while, and said to Wu Shigong in a sweet voice: "Mom said that good children cannot eat too much sweets, thank you, uncle."
The little girl was very polite. Wu Shigong liked it even more. He said to the little girl again: "Then what do you want to eat? Uncle will buy it for you."
The little girl thought for a while and said to Wu Shigong: "Mom said, you can't eat food given by strangers." Then she asked Wu Shigong, "Uncle, can you tell stories?"
"Telling stories to little girls was my strength in my previous life." Wu Shigong thought proudly. Wu Shigong smiled, held the little girl on his lap and sat down, and said to the little girl: "Okay! Uncle is the best at telling stories.
There's a story. Uncle, let me tell you a story."
"Once upon a time, there was Snow White..." Wu Shigong's story just started, and then he got stuck. In fact, he only knew the fairy tale character Snow White, and didn't know the story of Snow White at all. To be honest, Wu Shigong
This is not bragging. In his previous life, he really liked telling stories to little girls. But those girls were all nightclub ladies, and all Wu Shigong told were pornographic stories. How could Wu Shigong continue to tell stories like this? Is it possible for this cute Ming Dynasty girl to tell stories?
Little flower tells a dirty story?
However, Wu Shigong's reaction was really fast. He quickly changed the channel and then said: "...and a Cinderella..." Wu Shigong was stuck again. He didn't know the story of Cinderella. In his previous life, in Wu Shigong's nightclub
, the stage names of the two most popular ladies are "Snow White" and "Cinderella". One of these two ladies is white and the other is black. Once, Wu Shigong and them were a dragon and a phoenix. Their skin colors contrasted sharply. Later,
....Why are you thinking about these messy things? Wu Shigong just wants to slap himself. Now let's deal with the difficulties in front of him. There is also a little girl from the Ming Dynasty here with her innocent eyes wide open, waiting for him to continue talking.
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Needless to say, Wu Shigong is indeed a story teller. He rolled his eyes and continued: "...I met a big gray wolf." Wu Shigong originally wanted to go to the story of "Little Red Riding Hood", but he really couldn't remember it.
For the character "Little Red Riding Hood", he remembered that there was a Big Bad Wolf character in it, so he moved the Big Bad Wolf, the star of the show, into the story.
Now, the full name of this story is - "Snow White and Cinderella Encounter the Big Wolf". If Andersen and the Brothers Grimm knew that Wu Shigong had changed their fairy tale in this way, they would be so angry that they would crawl out of the grave and travel to
Come to the Ming Dynasty to hunt down Wu Shigong.
Don't tell me, Wu Shigong is really good. Although he stuttered a little afterward, he pieced together the plots of the cartoons he knew and finally managed to finish the story. Wu Shigong was so confused
She was covered in sweat. Wu Shigong thought to himself: What kind of bad luck did I have today? I've been sweating all morning. This little girl is Snow White, and He Fei must be the Big Gray Wolf. Then wouldn't I?
It’s...Cinderella!?
Unexpectedly, the little girl was very satisfied with what she heard. She happily said to Wu Shigong: "Uncle, tell me one more thing."
After Wu Shigong heard this, he cried in his heart: "Great Sage Qitian, please save me!"
Don't tell me, the Monkey King is quite effective. At this time, the curtain was opened, and two women walked out from the inner room. The one in front was also wearing a white dress and a small flower on her head.
Bai Hua, also covered half of her face with a veil. The one behind was obviously her maid. The two women gave Wu Shigong a blessing, and the veiled woman said to Wu Shigong: "Little Marquis, the widow Chen Zhao is polite here
Already."
Wu Shigong suddenly understood that the female owner of the makeup shop turned out to be a widow, and she was a widow with a mosaic on her face. Wu Shigong quickly hugged the little girl to the ground, stood up and returned the greeting: "You are not worthy of being called Little Marquis.
, Madam, you can call me Commander Wu or Mr. Wu." Wu Shigong thought to himself: He has been called "Little Marquis" twice today.
Mrs. Chen Zhao waved to the little girl and said, "Xiaojie, come to mommy." It turned out that the little girl's nickname was Xiaojie.
The little girl reluctantly took two steps forward, turned around and told Wu Shigong: "Uncle, you must tell Xiaojie a story when you come here from now on!"
Wu Shigong smiled and nodded and said, "Of course, uncle will come to tell stories again."
The little girl was still uneasy and said, "Uncle, you must come. Mom said that children who lie are bad children."
"I will definitely come. If I don't come, I will be a bad boy." Wu Shigong continued to promise. He thought in his heart: If I come, I will be a fool.
The little girl reluctantly followed the maid and left the room. Wu Shigong and Chen Zhao also sat down on the two chairs placed at both ends of the room.