A mature woman with heavy makeup, who looked to be ten years older than Wang Yao, picked up the wine glass, smiled and said to Wu Yi: "This handsome guy, why is he immersed in eating as soon as he comes in, and doesn't talk to us?
Do you look down on us Yaoyao classmates?"
Wu Yi raised his head, swallowed a piece of meat in his mouth, and said with a bright smile: "What's the matter? I heard there was a party in the evening, so I kept my stomach empty at noon. But I was very hungry, so I filled my stomach first.
Fill in. Well...you guys chat first, I'll talk after I'm full."
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard this, and Wang Yao was even more itching with hatred. What a Wu Yi, didn't I just ask you to put on a humanoid background board, and then let you wear a suit, so you pretended to be stupid to get revenge on me?
Without showing any emotion, Wang Yao stepped on Wu Yi hard.
Wu Yi, however, seemed to be an insensible wooden person, and actually showed a silly smile.
"Haha... Yaoyao, your friend is so funny." It was Wang Xue, a female classmate with whom Wang Yao had a close relationship in high school, who came to the rescue and relieved the slightly awkward atmosphere in the private room.
Wang Yao really wanted to bite Wu Yi, but she still pretended to be used to it and said: "Yes...he is...actually an artist! You also know that artists think very differently from normal people!
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"Artist!" Everyone was stunned again.
"I wonder what kind of art are you doing?" Hou Zun asked. He originally thought that since he had a long and promising business career, he must be a good match for Wang Yao, but he also guessed that Wu Yi was just a cover-up trick brought by Wang Yao, so he put on a show.
He looked calm and calm. Now that I heard that Wu Yi was engaged in art, I couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
"Yes, are you a musician or a painter?" Others were also curious.
"He is a performance artist." Wang Yao said with certainty, "The kind of performance artist who hangs hundreds of condoms on his body and walks around the streets pretending to be a big sperm."
"Wow!" There was an uproar at the dinner table, and everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Wu Yi. No wonder he was mentally a little abnormal, he turned out to be the kind of mentally ill performance artist!
Wang Yao suppressed her laughter. She rolled her eyes at Wu Yi proudly, secretly wanting you to pretend to be stupid. This time, you know how powerful I am, sister, right?
Wu Yi, however, was nonchalant and smiled slightly: "Yao Yao and I met during a performance art performance. From then on, we became close friends and talked about everything. Slowly, she was attracted by my strong artistic atmosphere.
Attracted and fell in love with me. I guess everyone wants to know how we met, so I will tell you first to satisfy your curiosity."
After saying that, Wu Yi grabbed a mutton chop and started to chew it calmly.
Everyone's eyes fell on Wang Yao with a "swish". They were clearly asking with their eyes: Wang Yao, have you also done performance art?
Wang Yao could only smile awkwardly and stepped hard on her feet.
Hou Zun was really unhappy. Although he was sure that Wang Yao did not have a boyfriend and would never engage in any performance art, he was still jealous when he saw Wang Yao and Wu Yi sitting together.
The mature female classmate just now seemed to notice Hou Zun's anger, so she simply raised her glass and said, "It turns out you are an artist. How rude. I have never seen a living artist in my life. Let me toast you!"
This woman obviously had bad intentions. She used a three-liang glass, which was full of white wine. According to local customs in Songjiang, if a woman is toasting a man, the woman drinks one glass and the man has to accompany him three glasses.
In other words, if a mature woman drinks this glass of white wine, Wu Yida will have to drink three glasses of wine to accompany her. Three glasses are nine liang of white wine, even if everyone drinks only 32-degree low-alcohol liquor. Nine liang
It's enough to overwhelm an adult with an average drinking capacity!
Before Wu Yi and Wang Yao could say anything, Wang Xue also said with a smile: "Artists are quite good at drinking. Mi'er, please respect me first. I'll be next!"
"And me!"
"I want to drink with the artist too!" the students at the table said one after another.
Wang Yao's face suddenly changed. She was very aware of the drinking capacity of these classmates. Not to mention the male students, all of them had the capacity to drink several kilograms of alcohol. The female students even drank more than the male students. Let's talk about the very mature Sun Mi.
, once had the feat of drinking two kilograms of high-strength liquor, knocking down three boys who were as strong as cattle!
Wang Yao really couldn't imagine that if Wu Yi really accompanied so many people for a round of drinks as an escort, he would have to call an ambulance later.
"What, the artist refuses to give face?" Sun Mi gently stroked her long yellow hair that was as curved as an earthworm, and the cup in her hand almost reached under Wu Yi's nose.
Wu Yi slowly ate up the lamb chops, wiped the oil on his hands with a napkin, and then smiled slightly and said: "Okay, I will have a drink with the beauty."
"One cup is not enough. Women have to drink one cup, and men have to drink three cups!" someone shouted.
Wu Yi stuck out his tongue and said, "Is it that exaggerated?"
Seeing that Wu Yi was a little scared, Hou Zun smiled and said: "Yao Yao, it seems that the artist is not familiar with the rules at the wine table. Why don't you explain it to him?"
Wang Yao looked at Wu Yi and asked nervously in a low voice: "Can you do it? If not, don't try so hard!"
"Okay, why not!" Wu Yi just teased Wang Yao, but Wu Yi just thought it was fun. At this moment, he found that everyone at the table was targeting him, especially Hou Zun who kept winking at other people, which was clearly causing trouble behind the scenes.
On the contrary, it aroused Wu Yi's interest.
Well, since you have become a humanoid background board, you should be more dedicated and help Wang Yao get rid of these troubles!
Wu Yi took the wine bottle and filled three glasses of wine in front of him.
There was a trace of surprise in everyone's eyes. In fact, if it were them, they could rely on this kind of wine, and there was no need to really fight for it. But looking at Wu Yi's attitude, did he really want to drink three glasses?
Sun Mi was also surprised, but she had said her words, and it was impossible to take them back at this time. Looking at the three ounces of wine in the cup, Sun Mi gritted her teeth and drank it in one gulp.
The liquor rolled down her throat, and the spicy taste stimulated Sun Mi to have the urge to vomit. After all, she drank too quickly. Even if she had two kilograms of alcohol, this was not how she drank.
Seeing Sun Mi finish a glass of wine, everyone applauded and then all looked at Wu Yi.
Wu Yi grabbed a cup, tilted his neck and drank it all. He grabbed another cup and drank it all. In the blink of an eye, he drank all three glasses of nine-liang white wine.
After three glasses of wine, Wu Yi couldn't help but smile calmly.
Nonsense, a great witch will get drunk if he drinks some wine, so he might as well dig a hole and bury himself in it! Ever since he got drunk several times with the wine barrels at the police station, Wu Yi will always have several thousand glasses of wine on him.
How to get drunk. Now he can definitely be regarded as the king of the wine table. Drinking these three glasses of wine is like drinking three sips of boiled water. It has no effect.
Really...really drank?
Everyone looked at Wu Yi blankly, with expressions of disbelief on their faces.
Not only those who met Wu Yi for the first time, but also Wang Yao were surprised. She never expected that Wu Yi could drink so well!
"Good... good drinker." Everyone stayed there for a long time, and it wasn't until Wu Yi sat down that someone whispered.
"Wow, how did you drink three glasses of wine in one go?" Wang Xue exclaimed, even taking the wine bottle over and smelling it to make sure that what was poured out was indeed white wine and not plain water.
Hou Zun was not convinced, but if he thought about it carefully, if he had drank three drinks in a row, he might have sprayed it on the wine table right then and there!
But of course Hou Zun would not give up just like that, and winked at a male classmate with whom he had a good relationship.
The male classmate immediately raised his glass and said, "The artist is indeed a good drinker. Come on, I'll toast you too!"
"No need to exchange one for three this time, right?" Wu Yi asked pretending to be confused.
"Uh...of course not." Everyone said.
Wu Yi simply drank another drink. Seeing how he drank like water, everyone was a little dumbfounded.
However, there were still some people who refused to give up, and what followed was a series of toasts. Men and women, you sing and I come on stage. After some people toasted, they went out and ran to the bathroom to vomit it. Then they came back and toasted again.
But Wu Yi didn't seem to notice that they were cheating, and he didn't care about the wheel battle at all. As long as someone offered a toast, he wouldn't refuse them, and drank twenty-five glasses in one go!
"Wow..." After Sun Mi and Wu Yi drank the third cup, they finally couldn't help covering their mouths and rushed out to vomit.
The heroine of the wine table, who usually had a capacity for two kilograms of wine, was so shocked by Wu Yi's heroic spirit that she was defeated without even using half of her strength.
Looking at Wu Yi again, his face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, he was eating the food with a smile, and he didn't look like he was drinking.
But the dozen empty wine bottles in front of everyone are clearly reminding everyone that Wu Yi has drank more than seven kilograms of liquor! If there is a world record for alcohol consumption, seven and a half kilograms would probably qualify for inclusion, right?
By this time, everyone was convinced. Even Hou Zun, who was extremely jealous, had a dull look on his face and looked at the pile of wine bottles in disbelief.
Wang Yao had long since woken up. When she thought of Wu Yi's identity as the great witch of the witch sect, she knew that this guy must have done something.
But even so, Wang Yao still felt a little excited when she saw Wu Yi killing everyone. It was like watching the boy she had a crush on score a crucial goal on the sidelines of the sports field in middle school, and her heart was filled with excitement.
An indescribable sense of glory.
"Do you still want to drink?" Wu Yi looked at the table full of drunken people and asked somewhat nonchalantly. He only drank twenty-five glasses, which was much less than he expected.
"No... I won't drink anymore. Yaoyao, your artist boyfriend is so awesome, we are convinced!" Wang Xue lay on the table and said vaguely.
Wang Yao suppressed her laughter, secretly pulled Wu Yi and said: "What are you doing standing there, why don't you take the opportunity to run away!"
The two of them held hands and escaped from Jiuzhuan Kitchen. Wang Yao laughed loudly and said while laughing: "You saw Hou Zun's face, his eyes almost fell to the ground, hahaha, it's really
It’s so cool!”
As he said that, he turned back to look at Wu Yi. Wang Yao suddenly came up to him, and before Wu Yi could react, her delicate lips gently touched his cheek.
After a kiss like a dragonfly on water, Wang Yao flew away like a butterfly, jumping up and down and saying: "This is your reward!"
Wu Yi touched a touch of moisture on his cheek and thought to himself, could this be another love debt?
Oh my god, there are too many love debts, how can I repay them in the future! (To be continued...)
