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Chapter 276 Panic in Calm

() Huang Jun glanced at this ignorant woman and asked: "Are you still drinking?"

When Huang Jun asked, Nie Wenxin woke up quickly. She looked at Huang Jun with fiery eyes and said, "How on earth did you do this? Where is my ring?"

"Ah?!" Huang Jun was stunned, took a step back, gritted his teeth and said, "Well, there was an accident and I couldn't find it."

Nie Wenxin stared at him and stretched out her hand: "I need to compensate me now."

Huang Jun rolled his eyes, turned his back, thought carefully about the appearance of the ring, gestured with his fingers, and quickly activated his thoughts.

Nie Wenxin looked at his back, guessing what trick he might be playing, and quietly climbed into the jade cave, poking her head like a thief.

Huang Jun closed his eyes and stood attentively, with nothing in his hands.

What is he doing, being a master? Nie Wenxin was confused again.

Huang Jun stood still for two minutes, then quickly opened his eyes and shouted in surprise: "I got it!"

While shouting, he reached out and took a ring from the air.

After a casual glance, Huang Jun turned around with satisfaction, and a pair of dull eyes immediately appeared in front of him.

The two eyes looked at each other without blinking, as if they were having a secret handover.

"ah!"

Nie Wenxin screamed and hurriedly backed away, as if to stay away from Huang Jun. Unfortunately, the location she stood in was too special, right at the entrance of the jade cave.

After taking this step, she immediately leaned back.

"Ah?!" Nie Wenxin exclaimed again.

Huang Jun's eyes widened, and he immediately stretched out his arms and took her in his arms.

Nie Wenxin seemed to be uncomfortable with this situation, and waved her arms in a panic. With her fuss, she walked out of the jade cave, and there was no place to rely on under her feet.

Huang Jun followed her tendency to lean back and jumped out together.

Huang Jun pressed on her body and quickly slid to the bottom of the sand dune as if he were riding a slide.

"Oh, my mother, my hands." Huang Jun pressed her down, took his hand out from under her body, and shook it hard.

Just for a while, Huang Jun's hands were rubbed with fine sand and there were several bloody cuts, and there were places where the skin was still gone.

"Sister, can you stop bothering me a lot? My life is not easy either."

Huang Jun pressed her breasts with both hands and sat down on the ground with aggrieved feelings.

Nie Wenxin looked at it blankly, her face flushed like a big red cloth, almost dripping with water.

After blowing on the wound on his hand, Huang Jun looked at her. Seeing that she still maintained her original appearance, Huang Jun stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.

She didn't respond.

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead. If you don't say anything, I will take off your pants." Huang Jun threatened.

Nie Wenxin rolled her eyes and her chest rose and fell rapidly. She glanced at Huang Jun, sat up suddenly, waved her arms, clenched her fists, and hit Huang Jun hard: "You gangster, you deserve to die.

I'll crush you to death."

She gritted her teeth, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Huang Jun held his head and looked at her face from an angle. What's wrong with this girl? I didn't offend her, so I just got out of here. I deserved it, and I didn't take off her pants.

Women are not normal, Huang Jun has a personal and profound experience.

Nie Wenxin went crazy for a while, stopped breathing heavily, scratched her hair fiercely, and splashed the fine sand on Huang Jun's face.

"Hey, are you okay?" Seeing that she finally calmed down, Huang Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Nie Wenxin glared at him, stretched out her hand and said, "Give me the ring."

Huang Jun rolled his eyes. When he slid down just now, the ring had already been lost.

"Okay, I'll give it back to you, I'm not free right now." Dinner isn't ready yet, and the sun is about to set.

Nie Wenxin glanced at him, turned away, hugged her knees and ignored him.

Huang Jun turned her around and said, "How long have you been engaged to your sweetheart? From the look of you, it seems you are old enough to get married?"

"You don't need to worry about it." Nie Wenxin stood up angrily and said, "If you cook tonight and I'm not satisfied with it, I'll sue you for kidnapping and rape, and I'll put you in jail for the rest of your life."

Nie Wenxin was furious and angrily leaned forward, grabbed two dog skins, and crawled into Huang Jun's jade cave.

Huang Jun turned his head and followed her with his eyes. He was so surprised that he didn't react for a while. What do you mean, this bitch is shaking the world and dares to talk to me like this. Isn't she deliberately looking for torture?

"Nie Wenxin, get out of here, that's my nest." Huang Jun shouted.

As soon as Huang Jun finished speaking, something flew out of the hole and hit Huang Jun.

Huang Jun grabbed it, took a look, and threw it on the ground. Nainai, you are so stupid. You even threw away your shoes. How do you wear them?

Huang Jun was really hungry after not eating for the past day.

But after thinking about the skills he had mastered, Huang Jun found out helplessly that he really couldn't make more advanced food.

One peach, two peaches, one tomato, two tomatoes, one cucumber, two cucumbers...anything created using the genetic map is raw, and there is no way it will be ripe.

It seems that the only things that can be eaten raw are certain fruits and vegetables. As for meat, Huang Jun really can't think of anything like it.

Holding a large pile of fruits, Huang Jun approached the entrance of the cave and shouted to Nie Wenxin, who was lying on her side with her legs curled up: "Can you eat?"

"Eat!" Nie Wenxin didn't show any pretense, she got up directly, ran to Huang Jun, and pushed all the edible things into the hole with a bang.

Huang Jun blinked and shouted angrily: "Don't be so overbearing, I haven't eaten yet."

Nie Wenxin rolled her eyes at him, returned to Shit, rubbed the fruit on her clothes, and started eating happily.

Huang Jun looked at her domineering look, swallowed his saliva, slipped to the bottom of the sand dune, and continued working in depression.

After eating two peaches, Huang Jun touched his belly. His stomach was full, but he was still hungry. He had to consider making some cooked food as soon as possible.

Fire! The most important thing. Huang Jun thought for a moment, reached out and grabbed Nie Wenxin's riding boots, and threw them into her residence.

Huang Jun is no longer unfamiliar with the element of fire. It can be used specifically for cooking. This is his first time trying it.

Xiaoyu put out the combination code of the fire element, and Huang Jun immediately followed it to learn.

At this moment, the sun has set, and only the sunset is left in the sky.

Without sunlight, Huang Jun tried to learn from it, but it became impossible.

After Nie Wenxin had eaten and drank enough, she suddenly realized something important. Her stomach was growling and she wanted to go to the toilet, but there was no toilet paper.

When Nie Wenxin walked to the entrance of the cave with a blushing face, she found that Huang Jun had climbed into another jade cave. The most annoying thing was that he had further expanded the jade cave, making its living area larger than the previous one. , more spacious.

Huang Jun crossed his legs, lowered his head, and looked sideways at the jade ground, as if he was deep in thought or meditating.

"Huang Jun, let me ask you something." Nie Wenxin felt her stomach felt even worse. After hesitating for a while, she finally spoke.

Huang Jun raised his head listlessly, glanced at her, lowered his head again, and said feebly: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Do you have toilet paper?" Nie Wenxin blushed, lowered her head, and said in the smallest voice.

"What?" Huang Jun didn't seem to hear clearly, so he raised his voice and asked. Before Nie Wenxin could answer, he suddenly laughed and said: "It turns out to be toilet paper, haha, no."

"What should we do?" Nie Wenxin asked Huang Jun for help in a low voice.

"Oh, there is really no way." Huang Jun shook his head: "I asked you to go back, but you didn't listen and had to stay. Now it's fine. You can't even get through the first problem. After two days, you will be covered with flies.

, Maggot, let me see how you deal with it."

"You bastard, you stinking hooligan, stop saying sarcastic words and find a way for me." Nie Wenxin got angry and cursed loudly.

"Use underwear, wash it with water and it can still be used. Run away, otherwise, I will peek." Huang Jun did not get up, stretched his neck and shouted loudly to stimulate her.

After Huang Jun finished speaking, Nie Wenxin didn't say anything. She left the jade cave, stepped on the soft sand, and walked toward the sand dunes in the distance.

Huang Jun walked to the entrance of the cave and looked at her figure. Seeing that nothing happened to her, he simply sat down, holding his chin and thinking about it. This was a big deal. Even without this bitch, he couldn't wipe his butt with a stone? Grind.

If you rub it back and forth, it will become hemorrhoids, which is not good.

How to solve this problem?

"Huang Jun, do you want to make paper?" Xiaoyu asked.

Huang Jun nodded: "Yes. How can you wipe your butt without paper here?"

"Idiots are unreasonable, you can play it by yourself." Xiaoyu left a sentence and simply remained silent.

Am I stupid? Huang Jun pointed to his nose, a little surprised.


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