Chapter Two Hundred and Nine Chapters Create the Era of Divine Comedy
() Actually, Chengze has always forgotten one thing, that is, there was a divine song that became popular all over the world in 2002. Jiangnan. However, Chengze knew about this divine song, but he forgot when it was released, and just
At this moment, Chengze's cell phone suddenly rang. As far as Chengze knew, basically the people who called him were women. Of course, except for William and Old Man Li, there were no others. As for these people, they should
He didn't have time to call himself, so Chengze, who was confused, took out his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID.
Speaking of psy, the two of them are very sympathetic to each other. They have been like long-lost friends since they first met. Indeed, both of them are the third generation of rich people, and they are both artists, so the two of them get along very well. However, because they have known each other for a long time,
Ze didn't contact him anymore and almost forgot about this brother. So after Chengze saw the caller ID, he answered the phone with a smile. On the phone, Chengze learned that psy was planning to produce a song for his fans.
, and I happened to know from Lee Soo Man that Cheng Taek is writing a lot of songs now, so I plan to communicate with Cheng Taek.
In fact, to put it bluntly, he just wanted to get a song from Chengze. After Chengze heard his words, he suddenly had the idea of killing Li Xiuman, and Chengze was very sympathetic to this brother and could not accept it.
Ze could only hold back his anger and agreed. Then all the girls saw that Chengze's eyes were about to burst into flames. Seeing the angry look on Chengze's face, all the girls were confused. They only saw that Chengze was smiling before.
He answered the phone, but not long after he picked up the phone, his face turned into an angry one. Baolan then cautiously said to Chengze, "What happened?"
After Chengze heard this, he suppressed his anger, and then reluctantly showed a smile and said, "It's okay, um, I'll go out for a while." When the girls saw Chengze's forced smile, they felt that something was going to happen. Indeed,
, Chengze closed the door after walking out of the practice room, and quickly ran to Li Xiuman's office. On the way, he shouted, "Li Jiamen, don't let me catch you, otherwise I will definitely kill you~~~~" Chengze
His voice echoed through the entire building, and the girls in the practice room understood why Chengze looked so angry.
They also knew that Old Man Li had united a group of people to trick Chengze several times. The phone call just now must have tricked Chengze again. When the girls thought about how Chengze abused Old Man Li in the morning, they silently mourned for Old Man Li for three seconds.
Then they started chatting by themselves again. As for Old Man Li who was in the office, he was immediately jumped when he heard the voice. Then he couldn't remember where he offended Chengze again, but it was because of himself.
Considering personal safety, he packed up his things and quickly climbed the stairs to run away. Since SM was renovated by Chengze, the original three-story building above ground has become a 22-story high-rise above ground.
And Lee Soo Man's office happens to be on the top floor, and the practice room is on the 2nd to 11th floors. As for the 11th to 22nd floors, they are not all for clerks. There are also warehouses and even rooms, because Chengze knows that artists are busy.
There was no time to sleep when he got up, so Chengze also created a bunch of rooms for artists to rest when they were tired. Needless to say, Chengze would definitely use the elevator to go up. Old man Li was not stupid, and he knew that he
If he took the elevator, he would definitely be caught. But he forgot that he was on the 22nd floor. Ai estimated that he would not be able to climb to the first floor until midnight. When Chengze came to Old Man Li's office, he found that Old Man Li was not there, so he
I learned from Xiaomi that after hearing Chengze's voice, he ran away in a hurry. As for old man Li now, he was walking out of breath on the stairs.
Reluctantly, Chengze called Baolan and the others and told them that he was going to a yg and that psy was looking for him. When Baolan heard that Chengze was going to a yg, she thought Chengze was going to Niu, but then she heard that it was psy.
She felt relieved when the uncle came to find him. It wasn't because of Baolan's appearance that she felt relieved. It was because Baolan had also seen psy. In Baolan's impression, psy looked very vulgar, but he was indeed a truly good man's uncle.
The uncle is also a very emotional person and a good man who will never play tricks, so every time he sees Chengze, he has to lecture Chengze, and as long as he is by Chengze's side, if Chengze wants a girl,
That's absolutely impossible
So Baolan was very relieved that Chengze would go to sex. Chengze was very surprised when he heard Baolan happily agreed. If Chengze knew that Baolan was relieved because he knew that Uncle Psy would help him monitor Chengze, Chengze would definitely
Will laugh out loud. In fact, psy is not a good person. He just pretends to be good in front of Baolan, so Baolan is actually completely deceived by psy. But Baolan doesn't know, so Chengze naturally walks out of SM and goes to Chengze.
After Ze left the company, Li Xiuman, who was in the corridor, saw Cheng Ze from the window, and then wanted to return to his office from the nearest floor, but unexpectedly, except for the top floor and the first floor, all the corridor doors were closed.
And it was still locked. This time Li Xiu was full of tears and had no tears. His physical strength was also good. In such a short time, he had reached the 11th floor.
Now for him, there is no difference between going up and down. However, after repeated thinking, Li Xiuman decided to go down. After all, going downstairs is easier than going upstairs. After Chengze came to yg, he came to the recording studio skillfully, because psy was in
After telling himself on the phone that he was in the recording studio, Chengze saw a bunch of acquaintances, including Yang Hyun-suk, who was afraid of Chengze, Chengze's younger brother Quan Zhilong, and the company.
That ta
After seeing them, Chengze was confused. Didn't he come here to help compose music? What was going on with these people? Chengze knew that they were all good at composing music, and they were all very awesome people.
After seeing Chengze, psy handed Chengze a sheet of music. Chengze was shocked when he looked at it, because he found that this sheet of music was the Jiangnan style of his previous life, but it was still different in some places, that is to say
This is the original score of Jiangnan Style. After seeing this, Chengze picked up the pen and revised the music. Ten minutes later, Chengze returned it to psy. As for psy and others, they were shocked when Chengze revised the music.
After everyone looked at the music, they all sighed and said, "The Divine Comedy Ai Divine Comedy~"
As for Chengze, he was blushing and looking at the ceiling in embarrassment, saying that Chengze had written all the lyrics, and Chengze was really speechless about the lyrics. In fact, in Korean
The meaning is still nothing, but the homophonic Chinese pronunciation is too funny. In Chengze’s opinion, the homophonic Chinese pronunciation of the first sentence is: I plug my anus, (oppa Jiangnan style) and what follows: I plug two kilograms of braised eggs.
It’s time for a urine test (a woman who is very warm and full of humanity during the day). It can be said that the Chinese homophones of the lyrics of this song are so evil that even gay people have come out. But after Chengze saw this song, he instantly understood
An idea. He has memories of the future. Chengze is very familiar with the divine songs of later generations.
This year seems to be the birth of the divine comedy Gangnam Style, and Chengze knows that Jiangnan Style can be said to have completely dominated the year. When Chengze thought of this, he had a bold idea, why not create an era of divine comedy? He knew what would happen in future generations.
Those divine songs, then I just need to write them all, and then let these divine songs come out together. I don’t know what will happen. Anyway, Chengze’s album will not be released until the end of a few years, so he is not in a hurry and thinks of this bold plan.
Hou Chengze immediately felt his adrenaline rising continuously. He had not been so stimulated for a long time, so he decided that he must create an era of divine comedy. So Chengze said to Psy, "Brother, you should familiarize yourself with this first.
I will be the producer and director of the song. I will choreograph the song for you and I will be fully responsible for it."
After everyone heard Chengze's words, they all thought of the situation when Chengze first debuted. At that time, Chengze was also responsible for himself, and Chengze created a myth at that time, and his "
y" has set a Guinness World Record. It has 803 million views on YouTube. Thinking of this, they knew that Chengze was going to make a big move again, so everyone used a pair of You Take It
He looked at psy with a big look on his face, and psy got goosebumps when everyone saw him, so he pretended to be a little girl and said, "I don't do gays."
Needless to say, psy's look and his disgusting words made everyone bend over and retching. As for Chengze, he was immersed in his own world. Thinking about the era of divine comedy he created, Chengze felt unprecedented
So after Chengze came to his senses, he saw a very strange scene. Everyone except Psy was retching. Chengze ignored them and turned around and left.
He drove to the company because he now wanted to write those divine songs for future generations. When Chengze returned to the company, Li Xiuman happened to come out of the stairs on the first floor. After seeing Chengze, his trembling legs suddenly regained their strength.
With enough strength, he turned around and started to climb up the stairs again. Chengze also saw the figure of Li Xiuman, but Chengze didn't intend to do anything. However, seeing Li Xiuman's appearance, Chengze became angry, so Chengze opened the corridor door on the first floor.
It's locked
Then he took the elevator and arrived at the 22nd floor. He locked the corridor door on the 22nd floor and then went to Li Xiuman's office. He took out paper and pen and started working. Chengze first thought about the Divine Comedy in his previous life and felt uneasy.
, Golden Cudgel, and Onion Swinging Songs. Thinking of these, Chengze was speechless. None of them were sung by human beings. Although there are lyrics for Swinging Onions, there is no difference between the lyrics, so these three songs were given to Chengze directly.
Give
Speaking of uneasiness, Chengze felt that this song should be called Paralysis. When Chengze heard this song for the first time, he was almost paralyzed. Not to mention the expression of Teacher Gong, that song, in Chengze’s opinion, was
A lunatic is yelling nonsense, so in Chengze's opinion, this song should be given a title. As for the song of the lunatic, as for the Golden Cudgel, Chengze thinks that it is no different from "Uneasy". The remaining divine songs also have the most dazzling national style, hurt.
I can’t afford it, eh~ Chengze also passed these two songs. After all, this is Korea, and Chinese style is not popular.
The remaining songs include Ode to Cutie, iii, and Fox. Chengze likes these three songs better. First of all, the song Ode to Cutie is very popular in later generations, especially in Korea, because the melody of this song is simple and the lyrics are simple.
It's simpler, without greasy accents and disgusting lyrics. It's a typical Korean fresh rap song, which is very suitable for the local situation. Chengze has already chosen the singer for this song, which is Bao Lan. Bao Lan's appearance and this
The songs completely coincide with each other. It can be said that if Bao Lan acts cute and sings an ode to cuteness, she will be like a little loli. Besides, Bao Lan has disappeared for a long time because she was pregnant.
In Korea, a place where new artists debut every day, Bo Ram is easily forgotten, so Chengze also wants to use this song to let her establish her own status. And for the remaining iii, Chengze plans to let Soyeon sing. First of all, Soyeon's
She has a good figure and a very cute face. She can be said to be sexy and cute at the same time. The v of this song is exactly to ask a sexy beauty to wear a bikini and then act cute in a cute outfit, so Soyeon is definitely a must. As for the last fox
, Chengze is going to sing it with G-Dragon and the others. This song will definitely be a divine song in later generations. It is a song that broke the record of Gangnam Style.
The original authors of this song are the Ilvisak brothers, a Norwegian comedian duo. The talk show TV show they hosted has many loyal viewers in Norway, and "The Fox Cry" was originally a promotional video for them at the time.
The promotional song produced for the launch of the new season of the program. The song's nursery rhyme-like lyrics are destined to be hilarious. In their previous interview with TV station, the original singers of the song, the Ilvisac brothers, even jokingly said: "We just finished writing it."
When the fox barked, I was thinking, it must be defeated."
Although this is a joke, it can still be seen that the two have confidence in their "divine song" and the strength of this song is also here, so Chengze plans to do it himself. As for why he chose to cooperate with Quan Zhilong, because Chengze intends to
Let’s spoof Quan Zhilong. The v in this song is that the two of them wanted to be a fox. Quan Zhilong had offended him before, so he asked him to act ugly, but Chengze forgot and he also had to act ugly.
But from this point, it can be seen that Chengze actually still cares about his younger brother. After all, he is also his best brother. Although he has a bit of revenge, it can also be seen that Chengze has real feelings for him.
, the two are real good friends, but what Chengze cares most about is that so many divine songs were released together. He doesn’t know what kind of earthquake it will cause. At this time, Li Xiuman, who was in the corridor, finally climbed to the 22nd floor. After pushing twice, he found that
The door was actually locked. Li Xiuman suddenly had an urge to die. He had no choice but to turn around and walk down. From now on, Li Xiuman hated the stairs the most. If he was killed, he would never take the stairs again.
