Yue Hualun smiled and said: "I'm going to ask Brother Dong what he thinks. 8 9 Reading Network" After saying that, he dialed a phone number and said jokingly: "Hey! Xiaodong?"
——"No matter how big or small, believe it or not, I will blame you!"
Yuehua Lun laughed: "Brother Dong, you are too inferior? I'll scare you away with just a piece of shit!"
——"Oh, it turns out that Xiao Zhou is not afraid of poop? I told you earlier, I would ask someone to pick up a few buckets of poop and throw them on the field during the balance beam training next week!"
Yue Hua Lun's face changed drastically: "Instructor! No!"
——"What's the point? Anyway, you're so good at martial arts that you can do somersaults on it with your eyes closed. It doesn't matter whether there's poop or not!"
Yue Hua Lun said anxiously: "It stinks!"
——"Joke! Xiao Zhou, an excellent pacesetter who has endured all the training to prevent biological and chemical poisonous gases, is still afraid of the smell of feces? Wouldn't you feel psychological pressure because of the feces down there, causing your skills to deform and not be able to perform normally? Then you should strengthen your training!"
At this time, the three people in Ningshuangxue, who heard the sound of the phone, burst into laughter.
Yuehua Lun hurriedly changed the topic: "Okay, no joke, what do you think of this person today?"
——"Don't interrupt, I'm not kidding! When have you ever seen me joke? Next week's balance beam will be in the shit field!"
Yue Hualun said anxiously: "Ah, I won't be able to come to training during my period next week, I'm sorry, instructor!"
——"No problem, you can escape the first grade of junior high school, but you can't escape the second grade, third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade...!"
Yue Hua Lun couldn't even cry: "Instructor, are you serious?"
——"It's true! What just happened touched me a lot. Just like wolves are instinctively afraid of fire, modern people are also instinctively afraid of shit. The moment he took out the shit, I instinctively and unconsciously
I flinched. You know, even if the grenade was about to explode, I would not raise an eyebrow! So, at that moment, I gave in! If this kind of thing happened in a critical counter-terrorism situation, this moment of hesitation and flinching would be fatal! This moment
Not to be alarmist, there are actual combat precedents in traditional landmine warfare anti-war films. As the current anti-terrorism situation cannot be ignored, we should pay more attention to it, so from today on, I will apply to open a new training topic, that is, overcoming
The psychological barrier to shit——"
Yuehua Lun was so anxious that he went crazy: "I won't come! I'll go talk to my father!"
——"Hey, Xiao Zhou, although you are a special team member, as long as you can pass the test, you don't have to train with the team every day, but the premise is that you have to meet the standard. This is the commander's death order!"
Yue Hualun said coldly: "Xiaodong, when I become the boss, believe it or not, I will ask you to clean the toilet every day!"
——"Come on, I've already retired by the time you become the leader in terms of seniority. Oh no, I'm retired! Wahahahaha!"
Ningshuangxue Rainbow Nana, who heard from the side, burst into tears with laughter! Rainbow Nana shouted directly: "Sister Xiaoyue, I won't live with you anymore, please stay away from me!"
Yue Hualun broke into a cold sweat and said with a greedy smile: "Brother Dong! Brother Dong, we are making a bet and playing a new trick. I know another master. If you take him down, I will obey the organization's arrangements!"
"
——"Isn't this a shitty character again?"
Yue Hua Lun said anxiously: "He is definitely a master. Brother Dong, you may not be able to beat him!"
——"Tch! Can't beat labor and management? Do you know the real ability of labor and management? Normally, it is given to you by one hand!"
Yuehua Lunqian smiled and said: "Well, actually, this master is too crazy. Brother Dong's ability to kill him is also conducive to his growth!"
——"Oh, I understand! You want to say that Brother Bendong is too crazy, so you want to hire a master to kill Brother Bendong. His sharpness will be beneficial to Brother Bendong's growth, right?"
Yue Hualun sneered: "As expected of Brother Dong, he is very good at figuring out the thoughts of his superiors!"
——"Get out of here! It's too early for you to take advantage of labor and management!"
Yue Hualun chuckled and said: "Brother Dong, how are you! Now I have taken over a scientific research project, and I am still a girl. How can I accept this kind of training..."
——"Ah? Are you a girl? It turns out that I was blind and never noticed it!"
Yue Hualun said coldly: "Do you believe that I sent the video of you teasing a good woman just now to my sister-in-law!"
——"Do you believe that I reported you to the chief about disturbing the people?"
Yuehua Lun hurriedly smiled and said: "Brother Dong! Brother Dong, as long as you are open-minded, I will intercede with dad and arrange a half-month holiday for you."
——"Okay, okay, you are the only one with many talents, call the master you mentioned to let labor and management have fun!"
Yue Hualun sneered: "You'll be happy!"
——"If you want to play shit so much, I'll make it happen for you!"
Yuehua took her turn and said coquettishly: "Brother Dong~~~"
——"Rolling, disgusting! I'm on vacation and you've made me lose my shit. By the way, that guy is pretty good, but he's a bit weak. Tell him to play less with women. I'll hang up the phone and don't bother Laozi!"
...
Yuehua Lun put down the phone and let out a long sigh of relief!
Ningshuangxue and Rainbow Nana had lost their breath laughing and were lying on the table convulsing.
Kallen couldn't laugh or cry and said: "It turns out that Sister Xiaoyue's usual seriousness is just an act. Today is an eye-opener for me. Sister Xiaoyue is still the Emperor Yan Yi!"
Ningshuangxue laughed and said: "She bullies the weak and fears the strong. She looks down on others. She can't be subdued unless she encounters a lot of trouble!"
The moon wheel cut once, then smiled at Kalian: "Xiao Lian, you heard my call just now, it's time to test Mr. Ye!"
Kallen frowned: "That means, that gangster is actually your instructor? But, why does he look so much like a gangster?"
Yue Hualun laughed and said: "I have to go undercover to fish at any time for anti-terrorism missions. He really has the name of Brother Dong in the underworld. This is not a lie."
Kallen nodded and said excitedly: "Okay, then I will take advantage of this maintenance period to invite him over to play!"
Rainbow Nana smiled and said: "Let's keep company together, just like today's script!"
Karen's face darkened and she immediately said: "No, there are too many light bulbs!"
——Ah poof! The three of Ningshuangxue sprayed: "You are too straightforward!"
Rainbow Nana hurriedly said: "That's right, if we stay together, we can test whether he is really a playboy."
Kallen refused: "There is no need to test it!"
Ning Shuangxue smiled and said: "Okay, okay, let's see Mr. Ye's heroic spirit!"
Rainbow Nana smiled and said: "Okay, let's plan the time and place now. Everyone, what is the best place?"
...
Just as the four girls were happily arranging the script, Yue Hualun's phone rang again. Yue Hualun hurriedly turned around her notebook and said in surprise: "Hey, four people have gone to the hotel!"
Rainbow Nana smiled wickedly: "Yo? What do you want to do?"
Ning Shuangxue frowned: "By the way, Brother Dong just said that Da Da Da was weak and told him to play less with women..."
Rainbow Nana pouted: "Playing with women? I think he just masturbates too much!"
Yue Hualun said with a smile: "President Li is a hero saving the beauty this time. The beauty is attracted to her, so it's time to sacrifice her life!"
Rainbow Nana said scornfully: "One man and three women, what a mess! His body can't bear it! Isn't it possible that he will be totally destroyed?"
Ningshuangxue said coldly: "This kind of thing cannot be tolerated and must be stopped!"
Yuehua Lun smiled: "Ward round!"
...
A luxury suite in a hotel.
Dali was so excited that he took a shower in the bathroom! Tears mixed with the bath water! He was finally going to have a threesome! After masturbating for so many years, he never thought that he would have a threesome one day! He still has tears to shed! He ate so much
The loss, after being so frightened, finally paid off!
Just now, Zhuzhu asked me frankly: "Actually, our relationship with Brother Li is not particularly close. We have very little contact with Brother Li in normal times. Brother Li has also known about our background for a long time. Even if we are raped,
It’s not that we can’t bear it. Even if Brother Li leaves, we won’t blame you. Why would Brother Li do this for us?”
What is this? A heart-to-heart talk! They are very self-aware!
Brother pretended to answer: "You won't blame me, but I will blame myself! There are some things that only a man can understand! I can't explain it!"
"Brother Li! Thank you! Let's take Brother Li to the hotel to have a good rest. Brother Li, please don't refuse, otherwise we will be embarrassed!"
Haha, hahahaha! As a man, of course I will not refuse! This is the woman's initiative! If it were such a beautiful thing, I would kill to death and dare not speak out! This is the cuteness of black fungus.
!If she were a good woman, would she let her brother fly away? Just dream!
No! They are not black fungus anymore, they are goddesses!!! Just like the legendary teacher Lan and Cang, they are the goddesses who saved countless lonely teenagers!!!
At this time, the faint laughter of the three women could be heard outside the shower room: "I don't know if Brother Li likes it. I was so scared that I was sweating just now. I'm afraid it smells a bit. Should I wash it off?"
"Don't wash it. Brother Li is not afraid of it, so why would he care about the smell? The more it smells, the more men like it!"
...
Haha! Wow hahaha! I like it! I like it very much!!! I can’t wait! I want the three of you to lift up your stockings and lay your beautiful buttocks in a row on the bed for me to taste, and I can taste one and touch two of you! Brother
I want you to squirt all over my face! Haha, hahahaha! The medicine I bought finally came in handy. After a while, when the effect of the medicine takes effect, they will know how brave I am. I will fight until dawn! Haha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Just then, there was a rapid knock on the door.
The three girls who were happily changing clothes in the room asked in surprise: "Who is it?"
——"Ward rounds!!!"
—— Bang! The waiter opened the door, and several male and female police officers rushed in, shouting: "We suspect that there is an illegal relationship between men and women here! Everyone wears clothes! Everyone come out! Those in the bathroom, come out!!
!”
The force in the bathroom was so frightened that he suddenly withered away!!! Ten thousand mud horses galloped past - the labor and management have all taken the medicine and you are doing this to me!!! The labor and management met the gangsters in the restaurant. You didn't come, now you do it.