Theatrical Version The Legend of the Pirates of El Dorado
----------------------- An unknown island deep in the ocean has high cliffs and huge waves crashing onto the shore.
A stalwart man in golden armor stood on a high cliff with his hands behind his back, looking into the horizon. The sea breeze blew his luxurious blazing wings cloak and rustled.
A wisp of black smoke slowly rose from the ground behind him. Where the black smoke rose, a man in black clothing appeared like a ghost.
"Brother Li."
The man in golden armor said calmly without looking back: "Brother Xue, thank you for your hard work. Do you have any idea?"
The man in black was silent.
The man in golden armor frowned and said, "Did you discover a secret that cannot be told?"
The man in black sighed: "Brother Li, who do you think is the real pirate king?"
The man in golden armor smiled faintly: "Anyone can be the Pirate King."
The man in black said calmly: "There is only one kind of person who cannot be."
The man in golden armor said in surprise: "Dead person?"
The man in black said solemnly: "Yes, only the dead cannot be the pirate king."
The man in golden armor smiled and said: "That is to say, Brother Blood has confirmed who is the Pirate King?"
"Confirmed."
"who?"
The man in black said grimly: "A dead person!"
The man in golden armor frowned: "Impossible!"
The man in black said calmly: "I know Brother Li is unwilling to accept such a fact, but the fact is the fact!"
The man in golden armor was shaken all over!
...
At one o'clock in the middle of the night, cicadas chirp and crickets chirp, the moon is bright in the sky, stars are everywhere, the night wind blows slowly, and the shadows of the trees are mottled. It is a romantic picture poem of a midsummer night's dream.
Naseyan Town Church Cemetery.
Two men in black robes stood quietly in front of a solemn tombstone.
A man in black robes took out a fluorescent shovel and said, "Brother Li, I'm sorry."
Another man in black robes smiled faintly: "It's not a waste of time to witness Brother Xue's grave-digging skills with your own eyes."
"Brother Li will never come here in vain..."
Shovel after shovel of soil was dug out quickly. The sound of digging was so rhythmic and dynamic, and it perfectly blended with the chirping of insects and frogs in the night, composing a
A smooth and beautiful serenade! Ding Li never thought that tomb robbers could actually reach such a level! The ability of this Blood Night Star Cat has completely exceeded Ding Li's expectations. Perhaps, the Blood Night Star Cat is right. When he thinks of this, Ding Li's
My heart suddenly sank.
Half an hour later, a big hole was dug in the cemetery, revealing a coffin that had been sealed for a long time.
Bloody Night Star Cat took a breath: "Brother Li..."
Ding Li looked deeply and sighed slightly: "Open!"
Bloody Night Star Cat nodded, slowly pried open the nails of the coffin lid, and then gently pushed open the coffin lid - nothing!
Although he was mentally prepared, when he actually saw it with his own eyes, Ding Li couldn't help but frown.
Bloody Night Star Cat sighed: "Now, Brother Li should believe it now? The former mayor Orlais is the pirate king. He planned everything behind the scenes by pretending to be dead! And the sister-in-law is her minion!"
Ding Li smiled coldly: "Brother Xue has worked hard and it's time to rest."
The Bloody Night Star Cat couldn't help but be startled, and suddenly a black light flashed in front of his eyes - snap!!! A whip shadow silently wrapped around his whole body!
Xueye Xingmao's face darkened: "Brother Li wants to kill me to silence me?"
Ding Li said coldly: "It would be such a waste to empty such a good coffin!" After saying that, he suddenly choked, and with a flash of blood, the body of the Bloody Night Star Cat was instantly divided into dozens of pieces - bang! These dozen pieces of body
Suddenly turned into black smoke!
And at this moment, a black light passed through Ding Li's back - poof! A column of blood spurted out from the blood hole as big as a bowl in his chest!
Ding Li's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "You!"
Bloody Night Star Cat walked out from behind Ding Li calmly: "Brother Li, I'm sorry. I still leave this coffin for you to enjoy, Brother Li."
Ding Li hoarsely said: "Why——"
Xueyexingmao smiled faintly: "Brother Li, you underestimate me. In fact, my strength has long surpassed yours. But it doesn't matter. You can go with peace of mind. I will take over all your sister-in-law's family business.
I will also take good care of Brother Li's daughter, whom I regard as my own. As for the Golden Kingdom of Pirates, haha, I will let Brother Li die in peace. There is no such thing as an Golden Kingdom. That is what the pirate kings of the past have used to unite people's hearts.
It’s just a trick, but actually if you think about it carefully, if there really is an El Dorado, then pirates have already developed, so why should they continue to be homeless dogs?”
Ding Li's blood swayed like a fountain: "That...ghost...fleet..."
The Bloody Night Star Cat chuckled and took out a white token: "Here it is!"
Ding Li smiled miserably: "It turns out that you have been hiding it secretly..."
Bloody Night Star Cat smiled and said: "Yes. And I have kept it secretly for a long time. I was also responsible for the last siege of Dawn Island by the ghost fleet. Haha, brother Li can't think of it? In fact, as long as we have these Thirteen Heroic Spirits Pirate Legion Order,
I am the pirate king in the true sense!"
Ding Li chuckled: "Yeah, I really didn't expect it. It's great that you took the initiative to recruit me. It saved me the trouble of guessing and I went to find it."
Bloody Night Star Cat's face suddenly changed: "What's going on!"
Ding Li chuckled and said, "What's going on?"
The Bloody Night Star Cat was horrified: "Why...are you not dead yet!?"
Ding Li sighed: "Brother Xue, you underestimate me. In fact, my strength has long surpassed yours by countless realms. The person standing in front of you is actually just a clone of me, the clone of God..."
Bloody Night Star Cat was shocked: "God, the clone of God?"
Ding Li shook his head and sighed: "Yes, God's clone. My true body has become a third-level god and settled in the God Realm. I can only use my clone to move around in the mortal world. So, you can go!"
——Ah!!! A scream echoed through the churchyard!
The tombkeeper who heard the sound hurried to the scene to check, but found nothing. He said to himself: "Am I having a nightmare? It's such an unlucky job. I will definitely not do it tomorrow!"
The night wind blows and the cicadas chirp.
There was nothing strange, no bloodstains, and no traces of excavation. Everything was as if nothing happened...
【Behind the Scenes】
With a livid look on his face, Big Ashtray dialed the number of Director Feng Xiaotan: "Hello, Director Feng?"
Director Feng smiled and said: "Oh, Xiaotan, are you satisfied with the adapted script?"
The big ashtray was furious: "I'm so dissatisfied! Whether it's the actors or the script, I'm completely dissatisfied! I want to play Ding Li myself!"
Director Feng smiled coldly: "Do you really think your tank is bigger than mine? I accepted this crappy script of yours just for Miss Zhou's sake! Besides, even if someone else is replaced to play Ding Li, I still have to do it myself.
Come on, how can it be your turn in terms of acting skills and looks? Even if Miss Zhou agrees, the audience will not agree..."
"Fuck! Miss Zhou just agrees!"
"Okay, okay, Ma Jingtao's little brother Ma Jingtao has finally freed up his schedule to come over for the next scene. He will play the time-travel scene in which the middle-aged Raging Sea drives a taxi and kills Ye Meiluo. I will arrange for you to be Ye Meiluo's stuntman.
Good job..."
"I'm going to be a secret agent, okay? Why did you become a taxi driver?"
"You don't want to act, do you? Then forget it!"
"ri! I'll act! Give me a close-up!"
"No problem, the close-up of your bloody face is absolutely adorable!"_______________