Two hours later, the helicopter landed at the Jinhe City Military Division.
After getting off the helicopter, she was led out of the military division by a person in charge of the Jinhe City Wushu League. Hu Yufei waved her hand to He Linhua and said: "Cousin Taotao, Nana and I are going back to school first. If you have anything to do, go there."
Come on, goodbye."
"Hey! Goodbye?!" He Linhua came to his senses. He still had to continue to pursue Hu Yufei. He took two steps forward and walked beside the two of them. "What about Hu Yufei's children's shoes? I want to go to Jinhe University."
Look at Taotao, we are just on the way..."
"Oh, then we are traveling together?" Hu Yufei smiled slightly and hummed in her heart, you are quick to react!
He Linhua said "hmm" twice, then reached out and stopped a taxi.
In the taxi, He Linhua used his sharp tongue, talked a lot, boasted, and told all the things he thought were interesting, and shared them with Hu Yufei and Qi Eryan. It was a pity that Hu Yufei had finished listening.
These stories can only bring out a smile at most. As for Qi Eryanna, well, that power witch who knows nothing can really be ignored.
The three of them got out of the taxi, He Linhua paid, and then stood next to Hu Yufei. This was He Linhua's first time at Jinhe University, and he was a little curious. He walked and asked questions, and Hu Yufei answered every question.
Unknowingly, He Linhua and the others had already walked downstairs to the girls' dormitory. Hu Yufei pulled Qi Eryan through the door and waved to He Linhua: "Cousin Taotao, Nana and I went upstairs first.
We will call Taotao down for you!"
"Ah..." He Linhua stretched out his hand to say hello, but didn't know what to say.
Taotao? That naughty boy, who wants to see her? Forget it, I have nothing to do anyway, forget about meeting Taotao - I really don’t know, he is so close to Hu Yufei, what else does he want to do?
"The feeling of being in love", wouldn't it be better to have this time to think about the "feeling of sexual happiness" with each other?
Okay. Some people say that men love because of sex and women have sex because of love. There is some truth to this statement.
"Hi! Buddy, you just wanted to date Hu Yufei, right?" A lewd voice sounded. He Linhua turned his head and looked around. Where is he?
"Down below! Look below!"
He Linhua looked down. He saw a fat man squatting on the ground weighing at least more than 150 kilograms. Especially his two buttocks were extremely big. If he glanced at him, if he had bad eyesight, he would have thought he was sitting.
.
"You are..." He Linhua was a little confused about the situation. He didn't seem to know this person.
The big fat man chuckled: "You don't need to know me, you just need to know that although I am no longer in the world, my legend is still circulating in the world."
He Linhua let out a "plop" and squirted. This fat man was simply too funny: "What do you want me to do?"
The big fat man said: "Dude, are you dating Hu Yufei?"
"Well... that's it." He Linhua squatted next to the big fat man and said. Although he was chasing Hu Yufei now, in terms of nature, it was almost like coaxing his wife to go home.
The big fat man grinned, and the fat all over his body began to tremble. He patted He Linhua's shoulder with his fat hand: "Whatever doesn't count, it must be! If you don't chase Hu Yufei, are you chasing the violent woman next to her? Violent woman
Although she has already ranked among the top four beauties in her sophomore year less than ten days after transferring to another school, you must remember the president of the martial arts association who had one of her arms broken after touching her arm! Brother, there is a rumor circulating at Jinhe University.
In one sentence, cherish life and stay away from violence!"
Come on! In just two sentences, He Linhua has changed from a buddy to a brother. This big fat guy is really familiar with himself.
What? My wife was actually touched? Qi Eryanna's attack was too light. Why did she break an arm? She should have broken all his limbs!
"Brother Fatty, what's the matter with calling me?" He Linhua asked.
"What?! You actually called me fat? Am I fat? Am I fat?!" The fat man was extremely angry. He put his hands on his knees and wanted to stand up. However, after a long time, the fat man still didn't stand up.
He said: "I really can't stand up now! If I could stand up, I would definitely walk away without saying anything. I'm too lazy to talk to people like you!"
He Linhua vomited blood and was so fat that he couldn't even stand up. He still refused to admit that he was fat.
"Okay. What's the point of calling me?" He Linhua directly omitted the title.
The fat man's expression improved a lot. He took out a small book from somewhere in his fat body and said: "Brother, as soon as I saw your appearance, I knew that you have a bright future. If you can catch up with Hu Yufei, you will definitely succeed."
It can give her happiness! But, brother, you can’t pursue it aimlessly like you did just now! As the saying goes, to cure a disease, you need to prescribe the right medicine. To pick up a girl, you need to attack the girl! If you want to pick up a girl, you must understand the girl’s interests and hobbies
, and then starting from these aspects, we can quickly capture the hearts of beauties. I have a Jinhe University beauties encyclopedia here, which lists all the beauties in this university, including height, measurements, interests, hobbies and other information.
It is really a must-have book for chasing girls and picking up girls.”
"Uh..." He Linhua was surprised. He didn't expect to meet someone selling books and doing small advertisements here.
The fat man said: "Brother, I dare to guarantee you that as long as you memorize all the information about Hu Yufei in this book and execute it one by one, I guarantee that Hu Yufei will never escape from your hands. Moreover, brother
Even if you don’t catch up with Hu Yufei, don’t worry. Look, there are a lot of beauties recorded for brothers. You can choose the one you like and continue to come again! Brother, I have said this, what are you waiting for? As long as you have this
With this book, you can travel across the vast sea of flowers in Tianjin and pass through thousands of flowers without letting go of them! This kind of top-notch book only costs 99 yuan! What are you waiting for? Are you moved? Take action if you are moved.
! For only 99 yuan, you can know everything about the beauties of Tianjin University! Brother, get a copy! The task of saving the beauties of Tianjin University and maintaining world peace will be left to you!"
"..." He Linhua felt that this fat man would definitely have a future if he participated in some talk show in the future.
"Brother, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me to give you the book? Then I won't be polite!" The fat man threw the book to He Linhua, and then a pair of fat hands used some tricks to rummage through He Linhua's clothes.
After paying out a few bills, he suddenly stood up, twisted his fat body, and ran away.
Wasn't this guy unable to stand up just now? Why is he standing up now?
Although he was forced to sell a book by this fat man inexplicably, He Linhua was not too angry. The fat man's words were quite interesting, and he was very happy.
"Hi! Brother Hua Zi, are you really here? I thought Feifei was lying to me?" It was Tao Ran's voice.
He Linhua stood up and greeted Tao Ran with a smile: "I have something to do in Jinhe City today, and I happened to meet Yu Fei, so I came over to take a look."
Tao Ran chuckled: "It's a lie to come to see me, but it's true to come to Feifei, right?" After saying that, he glanced around again and whispered: "That Qilyanna is really annoying, pestering her every day, right?"
Look at Feifei, she must have dragged Feifei away just now, right?"
Little Ancestor, you guessed wrong this time. There are many ways to deal with that silly girl Qi Eryan, but Hu Yufei, the little fox, is too difficult to deal with. He Linhua muttered in his heart, but said: "What?
Taotao, it’s already past five o’clock in the afternoon, please call Yufei, Nana and the others down, let’s go have a meal together.”
"Oh, no problem." Tao Ran responded, and then said contemptuously, "Brother, you are really good! Do you know that it's almost five o'clock? When you met Feifei just now, why didn't you just make an appointment?
What? Do you know that she will be unhappy if you ask her out like this?"
Despite what he said, Tao Ran still called Hu Yufei.
The two waited downstairs for a while, and then Hu Yufei and Qilyanna came out. With Tao Ran as a thread, the relationship between He Linhua, Hu Yufei, and Qilyanna became less awkward. The four of them, oh no,
The three of them went to a KFC outside the school while chatting and laughing.
The four of them entered KFC and found a four-seater seat by the window. Hu Yufei and Qi Eryan sat in a row, and He Linhua and Tao Ran sat in a row. After sitting down, the four of them ordered something casually and waited for their food.
While doing this, He Linhua suddenly felt that he seemed to be quite indifferent to Qilyanna recently. He had nothing to say, "Qilyanna, how have you been lately?"
Qi Eryanna said expressionlessly: "Very good."
Looking at Qilyanna's expression, He Linhua couldn't help but think of how Qilyanna looked like a "little bird and a sweetheart" when he was able to beat her. How cute Qilyanna must have been at that time.
Why was I blinded in the first place? How could I let such a good opportunity pass by? No, we must practice quickly. When we can defeat this little girl, I can touch her breasts if I want to.
If you want to spank her, spank her. If you want to push her, push her. No matter how much you beg, it will be useless.
"What's wrong?" Qi Eryanna rarely asked back. This was already her new look at He Linhua.
"It's nothing. I feel relieved knowing that you are doing well." He Linhua rambled casually, and then asked, "Have you missed me recently?"
"I've thought about it, why don't you move in with us? There's an extra bed in the dormitory." Qilyanna was more straightforward than ever, and even made a suggestion.
"Okay! Okay!" He Linhua was excited immediately without even thinking about it. Oh my God! What a great suggestion it is to move in together! God, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, you are so awesome, Qi'er
Yan Na and the others live in a girls' dormitory! When the time comes, open the door, close the door... Well, and kick Taotao out by the way, it will be a blessing for everyone - what a wonderful life of sexual blessing.
"Qilyanna, don't talk nonsense, there are so many people." Hu Yufei patted Qilyanna lightly, and then gave He Linhua a roll of the eyes. As for He Linhua and Qilyanna being in the same room several times, they even lied down
The matter of being together was already revealed by Hu Yufei from Qi Eryanna's mouth. There was also the "undressing scandal", the small bench incident and so on. Hu Yufei was too embarrassed to bring it up to disgust He Linhua.
Qi Eryanna said: "What does it matter? It's not like we haven't slept together before."
"Ahem..." Tao Ran felt uncomfortable this time. She was looking back and forth between Hu Yufei, Qi Eryan, and He Linhua with a strange look on her face - Hu Yufei and He Linhua were boyfriend and girlfriend, and Qi Eryan was
A lesbian who likes Hu Yufei, and she actually slept with He Linhua! Oh my god, what is the relationship between these three people?
"Well... what, let's eat first, eat first..." Just when He Linhua was feeling embarrassed, a tall waiter came over with a plate in his hand - as the waiter got closer and closer, He Linhua's expression changed.
It's getting weirder and weirder, why does this waiter look so similar...
"Snapped!"
The waiter put the things on the table, and then saluted He Linhuayi: "Report to the chief, 0503 reports to you, please give me any orders!"
Damn! What the hell is this? Which corner did this guy jump out of? It’s numbered 0503. If you don’t know, you’d think you’re the Terminator!