Chapter 122 The battle caused by two stacks of candied haws
Chapter 122 The fight between two stacks of candied haws
Hu Yufei twisted her waist and squatted in front of Xiaodan Dan, and said with a smile: "Really?"
"Yeah! I can guarantee it!" What He Linhua said is indeed the truth. This bitch is really not his son.
"Dad, are these two mothers?" Goudan interrupted without knowing the current situation, with a childish look on his face. After finishing speaking, Goudan looked confused again, "Strange? Why would I call this person daddy?"
He Linhua was about to vomit blood - Little Ancestor Goudan, when did this happen and you are still causing trouble?! Although he also knew that Goudan might have had his memory modified by the Soul Refining Temple, but at this time...
"Husband, Goudan is so cute! I will give you a son in the future, okay?" Qi Eryanna added to the chaos again.
"Yufei, actually, Goudan was adopted by me..." He Linhua explained.
"Really? But I think he is exactly the same as you..." Hu Yufei smiled like a flower, so pretty that it made He Linhua's heart tremble.
"Big Mom, Goudan treats you to some candied haws!" Goudan pulled out a candied haws from the stack and handed it to Hu Yufei's hand. Then his expression changed again: "Baa? Weird, why would I call you that?
Big mom?"
"You hateful criminal, you must have bought the child from a certain human trafficker group." Passerby A ran back firmly. "Maybe you are a member of the human trafficker group yourself. Hurry up and tie your hands."
Come on!" Passerby B also said firmly. "As a citizen with a sense of justice, I will not let criminals like you harm society!" This is Passerby A. "Yes! Two beauties, we have us.
To protect you, you don’t have to worry about being violated by this criminal!" Passerby Yi once again revealed their purpose.
"Oh no!" He Linhua was really about to collapse. Why were there so many people around here causing trouble? "God! Buddha, that angel sister, please help me get rid of these two bastards!" He Linhua gritted his teeth.
, the stern look in his eyes flashed away, and he was about to take action himself.
Suddenly, a strong village woman in the crowd of onlookers suddenly transformed, jumped in front of He Linhua, punched passers-by A and B down one by one, threw them more than ten meters away, then turned her head and saluted He Linhua: "
Report to the head! 0503 is determined to complete any task for you, please give instructions!"
He Linhua completely collapsed. This familiar movement, this familiar voice, who else could it be if it wasn't 0503? He Linhua was surprised, what was this guy made of? How come he could follow him wherever he went?
I can't afford to offend you, and I can't hide from you? He Linhua gritted his teeth, and without caring about so many people around him, he grabbed the dog egg with one hand, hugged Hu Yufei with the other, and flew to the Shaolin Temple. Seeing He Linhua get up, Qi Eryanna was also a
Soaring Technique, followed closely behind He Linhua.
He Linhua and Qi Eryanna’s actions caused a commotion——
"Wow! That man is flying! He is flying!" "Nonsense! Who didn't see it?! Could that man be the legendary Shaolin lay disciple who learned the Nine-Yang Magic from the Shaolin Temple?" "Shit! This must be a filming.
Where's the movie! If we search a little, we'll definitely find the camera!" "Oh! How could I not know? I'm joking! Do you understand?" "Hey! That person seems to be with those four people, let's ask
Can’t you just ask him?”
As a result, poor 0503 was once again submerged in the sea of people.
After entering the Shaolin Temple, He Linhua immediately brought over an old monk who had been "reborn" and asked the old monk to lead a few people to guard the door and prevent anyone from entering the temple - he was really tired of the onlookers. After the instructions,
He Linhua let Little Dog Dan find a place to play on his own, while he explained the origin of Little Dog Dan to Hu Yufei.
As for Qi Eryanna? Well, this is also a source of trouble. While He Linhuaxing was explaining to Hu Yufei, she asked a few questions from time to time, such as "Why did Goudan suddenly appear?"
"Have Goudan had breakfast?" and "How does Goudan know how to call mommy?" etc. The direct consequence of this was that He Linhua became more and more confused as he talked and explained, and he wanted to block Qi Eryanna's mouth.
Let’s talk about it later.
He Linhua talked for two or three hours, and his mouth was almost dry with what he said, but Hu Yufei just didn't believe it. In the end, He Linhua had no choice but to break the pot and said that Goudan was his son and that he and a certain confidante in high school had sex after school.
Time was created with the idea of discussion and communication. Then, Goudan died, and then his grandparents also died, and all his relatives also died, so he, the father, started to
Raised the dog Dan independently.
No one believed He Linhua when he told the truth, but now when he lied, Hu Yufei believed him.
Yes, Hu Yufei believed it, and Qi Eryan was even more moved by the love affair between He Linhua and that unknown confidante...
Seeing this scene, He Linhua was really dumbfounded - these days, why is it that no one believes the truth, but everyone believes lies? Is my talent for telling lies really that high?
After finally coaxing Hu Yufei to coax him, He Linhua didn't have time to take a breath when he heard the childish roar of Little Shota: "Hey?! You are bad guys! Throw all my candied haws on the ground! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah?"
"
Apart from Goudan, there are probably not many people in the world who can tell people what they smell like sheep.
He Linhua, who was dizzy from all this mess, could no longer care about shocking the world. He reached out and pinched the center of his eyebrows, hugged Hu Yufei again and flew up. His eyes swept around, and finally landed on an independent Zen courtyard.
On the roof.
There are four Zen rooms in this Zen temple. In front of each Zen room stands an old monk with white hair and beard. Xiaodandan is surrounded in the center of the Zen temple. His face is red and he stares at the four monks angrily.
The two stacks of candied haws were spilled all over the floor and fell into the muddy water mixed with rain and snow. It was obvious that they could no longer be eaten.
"Amitabha, little benefactor, this is a forbidden area of Shaolin Temple. Outsiders are prohibited from entering. Please go out by yourself and close the door." Good guy, an old monk is silent, but when he speaks, it is really amazing. He Linhua's divine consciousness
After scanning these four monks, I was surprised to find that the strength of these four old monks actually reached the acquired fifth level!
When He Linhua was in Zhi'an County, he once heard from Feng Qingwei, who had returned from the Shaolin Temple, that anyone in the Shaolin Temple whose strength exceeded the third level of the acquired world would go to the inner Shaolin for "further study".
He actually saw warriors from the fifth level of the day after tomorrow here, and there were four of them at once.
"Hey! How bad are you guys? Goudan has been locked up in a deserted place and hasn't eaten candied haws for a month! The bad guy finally bought candied haws for Goudan, and now they're all dirty by you! You can't eat them.
"Bah!" Goudan was honest, pouting his little red mouth and pouring out the one-month treatment like beans. He Linhua was the only one who felt sorry for him. As soon as Goudan finished speaking, Hu Yufei and Qi Eryan could kill him.
The dead man's eyes were fixed on him at the same time.
"Well, this is a misunderstanding. You can ask Goudan again later. I just sent him to a boarding kindergarten..." He Linhua said with an apologetic smile.
"Huh! Little brat! Isn't it just a few bunches of candied haws? I don't even care about your guilt of trespassing into the forbidden area of Shaolin Temple. What do you call 'baa baa baa' all the time? I'll ask your grown-ups to buy some more.
Come on!" This was an old monk with a full beard. He held a Zen staff in his hand and banged it hard on the ground twice.
"Hmph! These monks are so bad, they are bullies, I'm going to teach them a lesson!" Qi Eryan said, and was about to fly off the roof. He Linhua quickly reached out and grabbed her: "Nana, wait, wait and see.
." Although Goudan now has acquired sixth-level strength, He Linhua has never seen Goudan fight against anyone. Now is the opportunity to use these four monks to test Goudan's strength.
"Amitabha." There was a soft sound in the ears of He Linhua and the others. When they looked back, Xu Ming, the abbot of Shaolin Temple, had already stood beside the three of them. "Senior He, you are here..."
He Linhua pointed at Goudan, who was surrounded by four monks, and said: "Goudan."
Qi Eryanna immediately added: "Our son is being bullied by the monks in your temple right now!"
"Amitabha! These four junior brothers are really outrageous! Four of them are so old, and they actually bully a child!" Xu Ming said angrily, "Senior He, don't worry, I will tell them to stop right now."
, Xu Ming was still surprised in his heart. He had never seen this child before. Could it be that He Linhua and Qi Eryan created such a big son in one night? Amitabha! Sin, sin, sin...
"Don't! Don't!" He Linhua stopped him quickly, pointed to a corner of the roof, and said, "As for you, just go and stand and watch the fun, no need to say anything!"
Poor Abbot Xu Ming, after all, he is also the abbot of Shaolin Temple and has a high status in the martial arts world, but now he is so ignored by He Linhua! If he is asked to stand aside and watch the fun, is that any different from squatting in a corner and drawing circles?
"Haha..." Abbot Xu Ming had a shy face and smiled awkwardly, "Senior He, these four are not ordinary disciples of the Shaolin Temple. Below this courtyard is the underground base of the Shaolin Temple. These four junior brothers of mine are responsible for guarding this place.
Four warriors. Each of them has the strength of the acquired fifth level, and is good at summing up. When the four of them join forces, they can't give in to opponents who are at the peak of the acquired sixth level, so the four of them have a nickname, called
'Four Diamond'."
"Oh..." He Linhua thought thoughtfully. No wonder there are four warriors from the fifth level of Houtian guarding this place. It turns out that this is the entrance to the underground base of Shaolin Temple.
The four of them, He Linhua, chatted one after another on the roof, and the smell of gunpowder between Little Dog Dan and the Four King Kongs became stronger and stronger.
Xiaowudan was determined to make the four kings buy him two stacks of candied haws and apologize; the four kings insisted that Xiaowudan leave the monastery immediately without giving in. In the end, the four old men and the young boy started to have big eyes.
With his eyes wide open, the most angry old monk with the beard raised his beard in anger, shouting that he wanted to catch Goudan, spank him, and then throw Goudan out.
"Bah ah ah! Goudan, don't care! Goudan is angry! I'll beat you!" Finally, the young Goudan took the lead, and a fight broke out over two stacks of candied haws!
Little Dog Dan beat him whenever he wanted. He ran really fast on his two short legs. In a blink of an eye, he rushed to the bearded man and swung his fist towards the bearded man's belly.
The bearded man had always thought that Goudan was just an ordinary kid, but now that Goudan was firing on all cylinders, he realized something was wrong. He was shocked, holding the gilded Zen staff in front of him, and only heard a "ding" sound of gold and stone being exchanged.
, Goudan’s fist hit the Zen staff and made a small hole in the Zen staff. Immediately, Goudan jumped up and down, his eyes popped out: "It hurts so much! It hurts so much! It hurts Goudan to death!"
