After taking photos, Liu Dan and Qin Qian finally left the house and got into the wedding car. Jing Lin also got into a car and sneered as he watched them sitting in the modified Rolls-Royce Phantom Extended Edition and smiled sweetly.
Sweet Liu Dan and Qin Qian: Damn it, if I make you laugh now, I will make you cry and you won’t even be able to cry!
"Jing Lin, why haven't you got in the car yet?" He Linhua stood beside Jing Lin with a smile and reached out to pat Jing Lin's fat face. As for the flattery A and B who had been following Jing Lin, He Linhua had long been
They were kicked down one by one.
Jing Lin's anger suddenly rushed to his head, but he quickly calmed down: "Ah... it's classmate He Linhua, I'll get in the car right now, I'll get in the car right now..."
He Linhua smiled and said "Oh", then pretended to hug Jing Lin affectionately, and said in a low voice: "Jing Lin fat pig, I have warned you a long time ago, don't do any tricks for me, but you still make trouble for me.
!I don’t want to see blood today. Tomorrow, let’s settle today’s accounts.”
Jing Lin was startled, his small eyes darting around: "He Linhua, what do you mean, I don't quite understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand now. You'll remember everything tomorrow." He Linhua stretched out his hand and patted her, and stabbed Jing Lin's belly with two bursts of Qi, and then trotted to the front.
A car leads the way - although there is no blood today, it is still necessary to teach Jing Lin, the grandson, some small lessons.
Under the guidance of He Linhua, the luxurious Rolls-Royce fleet returned along the original route. The sound of firecrackers continued along the way, which really made the suburbs lively.
The motorcade drove into the center of the suburbs, less than 800 meters away from Liu Dan's home, when He Linhua's unexpected car accident occurred. Two cars collided head-on, blocking the intersection without hesitation. If it were a pedestrian, it would still be possible.
You can cross on the sidewalk, but if you switch to a car, it will be impossible!
The scene in front naturally fell in the eyes of the relatives and friends in the car. They got out of the car one by one, walked to the two cars in front, and pointed. One wanted the car to get out of the way, and the other said that the wedding car had met.
It's unlucky to have a car accident or something. As for Jing Lin, he stood on the sidewalk on one side, smiling sinisterly: Let's see how your car passes!
"Hua Zi! Hua Zi! What happened in front? Why did I hear people say there was a car accident in front? This car can't pass, what should I do?" Liu Dan pulled Qin Qian out of the car and asked anxiously.
He Linhua smiled, moved his mouth in the direction of Jing Lin, and said, "What happened to the car accident? It was Jing Lin who was setting off fireworks for you in front!"
"Hey! How long has it been since this happened, and you're still making this joke!" Liu Dan said angrily, "It's still a long way from home! If we were just stuck here, it would be a lot of fun!"
Shi Keliang, the "master driver" of Liu Dan's wedding car, also got out of the car and smiled: "Xiao Liu, don't worry, the things ahead will be solved in a while, but before that, we still have to send you newlyweds back.
.”
"Send it back? What you said is simple. The car is still stuck here. Do you want us to walk back?" Liu Dan is now a little grumpy. It's no wonder that his wedding caused so many incidents that no one else would be in a better mood.
"Hey, that's right. The road is blocked, but what should we do!" Jing Lin, a fat pig, came up to me again at some point, followed by flatterers A and B. "Look, do you need me to call?"
Let the traffic police team send people over first to move those two cars?"
"That's right! Please beg Master Jing quickly." He was a flatterer.
"Please Master Jing, maybe Master Jing is in a good mood and will ask you to clean up this place right away!" Flatterer B.
"Think about it quickly! No matter how powerful they are, in the suburbs, they still can't speak as effectively as Master Jing..." A flatterer.
Liu Dan's face was almost blue with anger after hearing the words of these three co-stars. He Linhua glanced at him, and Shi Keliang immediately understood. He punched the flatterers A and B one by one, then looked at Jing Lin with a smile and said: "Jing Lin, right?
?I don’t like these two followers of yours, so I’ll ask Chang Biao to teach you a lesson before sending them back. As for how we’re going to leave…you don’t have to worry about them yet!”
Before Shi Keliang finished speaking, he raised his head and looked into the sky. A small black spot enlarged bit by bit from the sky, and the sound of the huge propeller turning became louder and louder. A helicopter slowly landed from the sky,
It stopped when it reached about 20 meters above the ground. Then, someone opened the hatch and lowered a ladder.
"What...what's going on?" Liu Dan stammered and looked at the helicopter with disbelief in his joy. In fact, this can't be blamed on Liu Dan. He was worried about the road being blocked just now.
, in the blink of an eye, a helicopter lowered the ladder in front of them...
"What's going on? Climb up quickly!" He Linhua stretched out his hand to push Liu Dan and shouted loudly, "My brother-in-law found this for you with great difficulty!"
"This...how is this possible?" On the other side of the plane, Jing Lin, who was knocked down by the strong airflow of the helicopter, stared at the helicopter in disbelief. What the hell is this situation? A little asshole.
When you get married, you even get a helicopter?!
Shi Keliang looked at Liu Dan, then looked disdainfully at Jing Lin who was lying on the ground, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not that difficult. I happened to have some friendship with the commander of the Heshang Military Division, so I borrowed a helicopter for backup.
, I didn’t expect to actually use it!”
If you have a relationship with the commander, you can easily borrow a helicopter? What a joke! Who doesn't know that China's military control is the strictest. This is not in Mongolia, where helicopters will drop from the sky to pick up people with just a wave of the hand...
…
Liu Dan responded with "Oh" twice, and then raised his hands to He Linhua and Shi Keliang: "Hua Zi, Brother Shi, I, Liu Dan, will remember your kindness today! If you have any orders from the two of you in the future, I, Liu Danfeng, will
Come and go, never give up!"
Without saying a word, He Linhua kicked Liu Dan in the butt and cursed with a smile: "Where did you come from with all this nonsense! Get on the plane quickly! The plane flies without using any fuel!"
"You bastard!" Liu Dan also scolded him, "Just wait for me to see how I will deal with you when you get married!"
The plane descended a little further, reaching a height of about 15 meters. This was already the limit. In this downtown area, if it went down any further and tripped over wires, branches, or trees, Liu Dan got off the helicopter and returned smoothly.
Get married at home.
After He Linhua created such a grand pomp for Liu Dan, all Liu Dan's relatives spoke in unison and praised her endlessly - one praised Liu Dan for his future, the other praised the bride for her beauty. In the past, those who thought they had a high status looked down on Liu.
Dan's poor relatives also came over one by one to flatter him, and finally the guests and hosts had a great time. When it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, all those relatives and friends said goodbye and went home, leaving only Liu Dan's good friends.
Since there was a good show of friends having a bridal chamber in the evening, it was naturally impossible for He Linhua to leave so early. All the "drivers" who drove Rolls-Royce also went back, leaving only Shi Keliang, Chang Biao, and Hong
Three people are still waiting here.
And Jing Lin, originally he wanted to find an opportunity to sneak away, but Hong Da actually stayed with him all the time, even going to the toilet, let alone making phone calls - obviously, he was attracted by He Linhua
Imprisoned in a rather alternative way...
After a tiring day, Liu Dan and Qin Qian also changed out of the groom's and bride's clothes. After discussing with Liu's father and Liu's mother, they actually decided to go to Bihai to set up a table to entertain He Linhua and the others - of course, this was the most important thing.
The reason was to entertain these two noble men, Shi Keliang and Hu Yufei.
In their opinion, without the help of Shi Keliang and Hu Yufei, there is no doubt whether the wedding could be completed today! As for the real "mastermind" of this matter, He Linhua, he was ignored by Liu's father and Liu's mother. Anyway, the real "mastermind" of this matter was He Linhua.
It's not He Linhua who contributed, isn't it?
According to He Linhua's idea, there was absolutely no need for Liu Dan to treat them to such a meal in order to thank them. According to Bihai's consumption level, if more than a dozen people went to sit in a large private room, it would be impossible for Liu Dan's family to spend less than 10,000 yuan.
It's just an ordinary family, so why bother to put on such a big show? However, since Liu Dan insisted, he could only agree. At worst, he could find an opportunity in the future and return it to him without leaving any trace...
A group of people rode in three Rolls-Royces and drove to Bihai. It was already 6:30 in the afternoon. Since they had to rush to the house, more than a dozen people only ordered a standard set meal and then ordered a bottle.
Baijiu, that's what it means. It's a pity that poor Jing Lin is sitting on pins and needles sitting next to this table. His two followers, flatterers A and B, have been brought back to Chang Biao's "company" by Chang Biao's orders.
headquarters. Although I don’t know exactly how the two of them will be treated, it won’t be any better.
And what about him? As a smart person, he can probably imagine that the encounter he is about to face will not be much better than his two followers, right?
He Linhua looked at Jing Lin who had been in a daze, snorted softly, and asked with concern: "Jing Lin, why don't you eat? You'll be full soon, and we'll be on our way soon..."
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When Jing Lin heard the words "hit the road", his heart trembled for no reason - this guy, doesn't he want to kill me?
