"Really? So he is your husband? When did it happen?" Dean asked doubtfully.
"thump!"
He Linhua fell off Tia's body and threw himself into the street gorgeously - ya ya! Is there any mistake? Mr. Dean, is your noble brain really full of paste?
Can you believe this nonsense?!
"Yeah! Yes. When Brother Lin Hua saved me yesterday in the wolf pack, I said that I wanted him to be my man, and he agreed. I didn't tell Grandpa Ben Jiming yesterday, but I have now
." Tia gritted her teeth and said.
He Linhua was so dizzy after hearing this - Sister Tia, please tell me clearly, what time, minutes and seconds did those things you mentioned happen in Beijing time? How could you say such a smooth thing about something that didn't happen at all?!
"Lies! These are all lies!" He Linhua stood up and defended himself, "What Tia said is pure slander! It's nothing at all!"
"Um?"
Suddenly, He Linhua noticed that the atmosphere around him had changed. The people who were watching suddenly changed their expressions one by one. They all took out stone axes, stone knives, stone hammers, and stone fly swatters from nowhere.
, and surrounded He Linhua.
"Brother Lin Hua! What are you talking about?! If you abandon your wife, you will be beaten to death by everyone in the tribe!" Sister Tia very kindly grabbed He Linhua and stuffed it between her breasts, "Brother Lin Hua
I was joking just now..."
"Tia, take him out of you. Otherwise you won't be able to breastfeed in the future." Dean approached Tia step by step.
He Linhua felt dizzy again after listening to Dean's words - well, he is now in a primitive tribe, and there is nothing wrong with such a name and such a saying. After all, everything is just a cloud.
"Well... I actually like Sister Tia quite a lot..." He Linhua noticed something was wrong with the situation around him and said quickly against his will.
With a "crunch", almost everyone stopped, and the weapons they were holding were either placed on the ground or stagnant in mid-air, as if waiting for He Linhua to continue saying something.
"...Being her husband seems pretty good..." He Linhua continued to say against his will.
"Wow!"
As if it was magic again, all the weapons of the surrounding onlookers suddenly disappeared, and at the same time they stretched out their fingers and started pointing, as if nothing happened here just now - He Linhua admired the actions of their group of people.
Absolutely. Look at the way other people hide their weapons. If I had this ability, why would I need a storage ring?
No! Isn’t it the time for me to think about storing rings now? Brother... I was actually forced into marriage just now! And it was by such a big little girl!
However, looking at the large group of giants glaring around, He Linhua still gave in - ya ya! When my strength is fully restored, I will find a place, hang you up little girl, and beat you hard.
Damn your ass! Let’s see if you still dare to...spread rumors!
"Congratulations! It turns out that the traveler has married Tia from our Stone Tribe. Congratulations!" Old man Ben Jiming said with a smile.
He Linhua said fiercely: "Old man, other people don't understand, but you still don't understand? Why are you pretending?"
Ben Jiming seemed to have heard nothing and kept smiling like an old fox.
"It turns out that you are Tia's husband, so it's okay for you to hit Tia. However, you can't beat Tia too hard, otherwise, I will take Tia back. Now, you can take Tia there.
I'm looking for a place to build a new home nearby." Dean said coldly.
He Linhua didn't hear the other words clearly, but He Linhua heard the middle sentence clearly - don't hit him too hard, and you won't take him back; if you hit him too hard, he will take you back? Is that right now?
To stage a "domestic violence"?
Also, isn't this Stone Tribe's wedding too easy? They just said it casually and then sent people away?
"Brother, are you kidding? I won't go back with you!" Tia made a face.
He Linhua was speechless, little girl Tia, you have nothing to do, right?
"Brother Lin Hua! Okay! Now let's go to the nearby area to cut wood and build a new home! Otherwise, we will have to sleep on the ground at night!" Little girl Tia happily pressed her chest from both sides with her hands, squeezing He Linhua.
.
Feeling that his body was completely covered in a pile of soft flesh, He Linhua's head felt dizzy - God, this kind of treatment is a bit too satisfying, isn't it? It's worth it for me to suffocate to death here!
"Bang!"
A large tree hundreds of meters high suddenly collapsed and fell to the ground. The huge impact was like an earthquake all around.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Girl!" He Linhua stood on the huge tree, really like an ant. He gestured with the Xuanyin Sword to pull the tree, and asked, "Are you okay?
Why are you making such rumors? Aren't you ruining your reputation?"
"What's wrong? Brother Lin Hua? Don't you like me as your wife?" Tia asked strangely.
"Uh..." He Linhua was thinking about how to reject the little girl technically without hurting her self-esteem, "I have two wives!"
"Wife? What is that?" Tia asked curiously.
He Linhua started a literacy campaign: "A wife is...a wife! I have two wives in my hometown!"
Tia said "Oh" and waved her hand very generously: "So that's it! Isn't it normal for a man to have several wives? Are you saying that they are as young as you? Don't worry! I
I won’t bully them!”
"thump!"
He Linhua jumped into the street. Why did he meet such top-notch people? What I mean is so obvious, why can’t you understand?
Tia babbled again: "Brother Lin Hua, don't think that it's okay for a man to have several wives. In the tribe, men are responsible for hunting, fighting, protecting the weak and other responsibilities in the tribe, so a man's
The casualties were very heavy and the number was not large. Therefore, it is normal for a man to have several women..."
"Brother...that's not what I mean..." He Linhua didn't want to hear Tia explain these nonsense, he just wanted to politely refuse. Who knew the little girl was so "persistent"...
"Let's put it this way! Little girl, why do you want me to be your husband?" He Linhua decided to change his perspective and fully expose all his shortcomings, so that the little girl could leave wisely.
When Tia heard this, her eyes immediately lit up: "Because...because it's only so big, it's fun!"
He Linhua burst into tears. He really couldn't change this!
"And... and you are so powerful. You can hunt a lot of prey. I will be able to eat barbecue for every meal from now on!" The little girl gave another answer that made He Linhua collapse.
He Linhua continued to burst into tears, waiting for the little girl to continue speaking. However, he waited for a long time, but the little girl did not say a word. He Linhua raised his head strangely and asked: "No more?"
"No more!" The little girl spread her hands, indicating that He Linhua was doing fine on these two points.
He Linhua suddenly felt guilty - he originally thought that the little girl fell in love with him because he was handsome, charming and suave. She couldn't resist his charm and fell under his cotton trousers. Who would have thought that the reason would actually be
So frustrating.
He is small, playful, and can eat meat every day - these are the three advantages that Heze himself has in the eyes of this little girl!
He Linhua turned his head and stared at the little girl fiercely, thinking viciously in his heart: Even if you are big enough, if you are as big as me, I will let you know now that I still have a lot of advantages and benefits.
!
After scolding the little girl for a while, He Linhua said: "Girl, if you want to eat meat, you don't actually need to use this trick. As long as you tell me honestly, I will hunt for you every day! But, this trick of yours...
"
He Linhua said no more. Forget it! The little girl is ignorant and only followed him in order to eat meat. After he left, the little girl probably figured it out.
In this moment, He Linhua finally used the Xuanyin Sword to chop the wood. Poor Xuanyin Sword, as a powerful magic weapon, was actually used by He Linhua to chop wood. The soul of the Yin Soul Emperor is still crying in it.
!
After putting some wooden boards into the storage ring, He Linhua held up the wooden boards with his sword and quickly flew back to the tribe.
After busy tidying up the room, it was already past afternoon, and the little girl began to urge He Linhua to go hunting again - if he didn't go hunting, the little girl's goal of eating meat at night would be shattered.
He took a huge little girl out and walked for about 20 minutes. Before he reached the hunting area, He Linhua heard a rustling sound and neat footsteps in the distance.
He Linhua flew up and looked into the distance. He saw about 200 giants in the distance, wearing animal skins and rattan skins. Some were holding iron weapons in their hands, and some were holding stone weapons. They were moving quickly.
Rushing towards the direction of the Stone Tribe. Due to the distance, He Linhua could not deduce the strength of those people. However, judging from the speed and momentum of those people, the strength of these people should not be too weak.
He Linhua frowned slightly, turned to look at the little girl below, and asked loudly: "Dia, there are more than 200 giants in front of us with weapons rushing towards us. Do you know what's going on?"
"Someone rushed over with weapons?" Tia said strangely, "What's the shape of the weapons in their hands?"
"It's too far to see clearly. However, there seem to be many of them holding iron weapons! Little girl, their tribe is much more advanced than the Stone Tribe..."
"What?!" Tia let out a high-pitched scream, "Brother Lin Hua, let me go up and have a look! Let me go up and have a look!"
Damn it! He Linhua looked at Tia's physique and carried her around in the air. It is estimated that the amount of his spiritual power should be cleared again!
"Little girl, there's no need for this..." Before He Linhua finished speaking, the little girl shed tears and used her special move.
"I'll wipe it! Now that I've conquered you bitches, will you do anything else besides shed tears?" He Linhua was instantly killed, and he fell to the ground speechlessly. The little girl's crying stopped miraculously, and then
He stepped on it with his toes and the Xuanyin Sword sank into the ground, unable to be pulled out.
He Linhua burst into tears, pinched a finger in his hand, and his spiritual power circulated. Countless sword lights immediately appeared around the sword body, forming a huge sword-shaped screen. The size of this sword-shaped screen was just enough to accommodate the pedicle.
One of Asia's feet.
Tia's big feet barely stepped on the screen, while He Linhua used his spiritual power to barely support the little girl and flew into the air.