Chapter 573 Reunited, ready to escape (thousand-character chapter)
"What a clever idea! What a wonderful method! I don't know how Nana came up with it..." He Linhua thought in his heart, sighed, and looked at Qi Eryan with admiration.
Below, Qi Yanna seemed to be using her spiritual consciousness to notify Xuannan, Xuan Gu and the four of them one by one. As for Zhang Haohao, she was kicked awake by Qi Yanna and informed He Linhua to come to the rescue and was about to escape.
, was kicked and fainted again - as for the reason? Well, it's actually very simple. Because Zhang Haohao is really annoying...
Seeing Qi Eryan violently kicking Zhang Haohao unconscious, the cold sweat on He Linhua's face was dripping with sweat! Damn it, fortunately I am better than this little girl now! Otherwise, it would be like this
The treatment of being kicked unconscious is probably indispensable! [bsp; Putting these messy thoughts out of his mind, He Linhua swept away his consciousness. After hesitating for a moment, he came to a passage opened in the spiritual wall.
Squeeze in with these ants! Of course, in order to enter this passage as quickly as possible, He Linhua naturally had to kill some ants blocking the way. Although these ants died like this, the ant colony was really
It's too big, one or two will die, and these ants can't see the enemy. The final result is naturally nothing.
Soon, He Linhua finally squeezed to the entrance of one of the passages. He Linhua followed the ants and squeezed in, still killing the ants all the way forward. Within ten seconds, He Linhua had almost reached the exit on the inside of the spiritual wall.
As the exit approached, He Linhua felt that the chaotic battle spiritual power fluctuations inside were getting stronger and stronger, and among them, Qilyanna's familiar battle spiritual power fluctuations were particularly obvious.
Qilyanna has been sensing He Linhua's current position. Her special sensing ability has to be said to be very powerful. Although she cannot see He Linhua in her eyes, she can detect He Linhua very keenly.
Location. If this ability is not powerful, then there is no powerful ability!
As soon as He Linhua appeared at the entrance of the passage, Qilyanna's voice came over: "Husband, you are here."
"Yes!" He Linhua responded, and the two Qilyanna clones at the exit immediately made way for He Linhua.
After He Linhua entered the inner side of the spiritual wall, he no longer hid his figure and directly revealed himself. The ants surrounding the outside became even more excited when they saw that there was inexplicably one more "prey" inside.
The intensity of the impact is also greater! However, now with Qilyanna's defense, this place is considered impregnable for the time being, so there is no need to worry at all.
When Xuan Nan, Xuan Gu and the other four people saw He Linhua, they were all overjoyed and came forward to pay their respects: "The Tsinghua Sect Master is well, and the four servants are polite!"
"Yes." He Linhua nodded casually, then looked at Qilyanna worriedly and said, "Nana, are you not injured?"
"I'm fine." Qi Eryan responded, and He Linhua's face immediately turned cold and asked: "Nana, didn't I tell you to stay in Xuantian Sect honestly? You
Why are you so disobedient and followed me into the Tower of Despair? Are you not listening to my words?"
Qi Eryanna said calmly: "I don't want you to abandon me. I don't want not to see you. I don't want to worry about you."
These three plain words seemed to be said casually in every respect. But for Qi Eryanna now, this should be her biggest worry about He Linhua.
He Linhua also knew that Qilyanna had always been cold and rarely said such clear-cut words. If it were an ordinary trivial matter, Qilyanna's answer would probably be a simple "um" or "no"
"Something like that; now that Qilyanna has said three worrying words in a row, it is already considered very extraordinary.
"Hey...you..." He Linhua shook his head helplessly - Qilyanna had made it clear that she followed her into the Tower of Despair because she was worried about her. Could he still refute her?
He Linhua sighed and continued: "Forget it! Let's let this matter go. However, you must listen to me in the future and don't act alone. Do you understand?"
"Yes!" Qilyanna smiled and nodded, responding.
Although He Linhua now has a lot of things to ask, the current environment is really not a good place to talk. At that moment, he immediately ordered: "Okay, let's not talk about other things for now, and we will talk about it when we go out. Now,
You all recite after me, Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you, can you disappear for a while..."
In other words, He Linhua feels like he is going to collapse now that he is reciting this mantra to himself...
"Is this..." Xuannan asked strangely - yes! She has never heard of such weird words.
He Linhua said: "This is a mantra used to hide the pagoda on everyone's head. After reciting it, the pagoda on the head can be hidden in the brain for half an hour. It is very effective."
"That's it!" Xuannan and the others exclaimed, and quickly recited a mantra to hide the pagoda above them. During this period, the four of them were almost annoyed to death by the pagoda above them!
If you are facing those mindless monsters, and they are holding a pagoda on their heads, it may not be a big deal. But if you are facing spiritual beasts, puppets, etc., holding such a pagoda on their heads, it will be like late at night.
It's like holding a lamp, attracting monsters wherever it goes! Now that there is a good way to hide the pagoda, how likely are they to object?
After reciting the mantra, the pagodas on Qilyanna, Xuannan and others' heads disappeared into their bodies. Then, Xuangu, who was in joy, asked worriedly: "Tsinghua Sect Master, the four of us have a doubt in our hearts.
, please also ask the young master to clarify my doubts..."
He Linhua waved his hands with a smile and said, "What are you asking about Ku Lin? Don't worry, everything is fine in Ku Lin now and he is waiting outside!" After that, He Linhua looked at Qi Eryan again and said, "Xiao Yan'er
I heard that you also entered the Tower of Despair, and I was worried about your safety, so I had to come with me to find you. I couldn't defeat her, so I asked her to follow. Now Kulin, Yin Demon Gu King and others are outside to protect her."
"Yeah." Qilyanna responded and stopped talking.
As for Xuannan and the other four people, after hearing that Ku Lin was safe and sound, they were all overjoyed and quickly thanked He Linhua - of course, even they themselves were probably not sure what the thank you meant.
.
Qi Eryan, Xuannan and the other five were all ready. He Linhua was just about to leave when he suddenly glanced at Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang who were still unconscious, slapped their foreheads, and said helplessly: "Oh! That's right!
And these two bastards - who can tell me why these two guys also entered the Tower of Despair?" After He Linhua said that, without waiting for anyone to answer, he shook his head and said: "Forget it, let them do it themselves
Just answer it..."
He Linhua flew over and kicked Zhang Haohao. The huge sting immediately made Zhang Haohao wake up again.
Zhang Haohao woke up leisurely, looked up, and saw He Linhua, and said in disbelief: "Old... boss? Boss, you really came to save me!"
While talking, Zhang Haohao had already woken up a lot. He suddenly lay on He Linhua's body, and then began to cry with tears and snot. He wiped the tears and snot on He Linhua's body: "Boss! You
I don’t know how miserable my life has been this month! I have nothing to eat, nothing to drink, and even when I poop, someone is watching... The most, most, and most abominable thing is that my brother has been suffering from it for a month.
No more touching women! Boss, you must save me and let me get out alive! You don’t know that my concubine in the 28th room has a big ass..."
"I'm going to fuck you! Get out of here, sister!" Zhang Haohao's gesture did not directly disgust He Linhua to death - damn, you can just talk, do you think you can do little things while talking? It's simply disgusting to death.
It’s not worth my life! You kept wiping my body with snot and tears, and you still smell like me even after 20 days of washing!
Also, there are people watching the pooping, and the big ass of the concubine in the 28th room and so on... These are all the things he is talking about!
"Get out! Get out of here!" He Linhua kicked Zhang Haohao several times and finally kicked Zhang Haohao aside, and then asked rather strangely: "Zhang Haohao, please speak to me! Let's make it clear, you and I
That one over there...is that the Gua King?" - By the way, it's really hard to identify the Gua King's current pile of meat paste. But He Linhua thought about it, Qilyanna probably doesn't have the habit of collecting meat paste.
, then this pile of meat can only be the Gua King. "Why did you two enter the Tower of Despair? When I let you enter the Tower of Despair, looking at your virtue, it seemed like I wanted to kill you.
Like you..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
This action, without saying a word, He Linhua kicked it away and warned: "Speak carefully!"
After Zhang Haohao was kicked n times, he finally regained his memory and said: "Boss, I didn't even want to come in at first. At that time, after the boss entered the Tower of Despair with a fearless spirit, I wanted to go back to Xuantian Sect.
Let’s have a good discussion about human nature with my concubine in the 28th room—Boss, my concubine in the 28th room has a really big ass..."
"Get out of here, sister! Let's get to the point!" He Linhua almost collapsed and kicked her again.
Zhang Haohao nodded quickly and said: "Yes, yes! Where did I come from? By the way, I wanted to go back and see the big ass of my concubine in the 28th room, but I was killed by that bastard Fox Hero on the way.
Being deceived opened a key to the Tower of Despair..."
"Wait! You mean, you still had the key to the Tower of Despair with you at that time?" He Linhua stared at Zhang Haohao rather suspiciously. Based on his understanding of Zhang Haohao, he felt that Zhang Haohao, even if he was
Even if you give him ten million dollars of courage, he still wouldn't dare to carry the key to the Tower of Despair!
"No! It's not my little brother's!" Zhang Haohao shook his head and said, "It's the bastard Fox Hero's! The Fox Hero carried a key to the Tower of Despair. He took advantage of the little brother's unpreparedness and attacked him in a sneak attack, causing him to be desperate.
The key to the tower is attached..."
He Linhua rolled his eyes when he heard this - the fox hero wants to sneak attack you, but he still needs to take advantage of you unprepared?
"...Boss, you also know that I am truly loyal to protect you! Boss, before you entered the Tower of Despair, you warned me to help take care of the Xuantian Sect and handle all the affairs of the Xuantian Sect. Please remember this at all times.
Yu Xin! If my younger brother also enters the Tower of Despair, then who will handle the matters that the boss told me? Who will be responsible!"
"So, at that time, I looked around and wanted to choose a replacement. Finally, I finally saw Gua Wang, this trash, nearby! Boss, you also know that Gua Wang, this old bastard, is the second best person.
Yu Fox Hero is the second biggest bastard in the Xuantian Sect. He does nothing every day and only makes trouble! A character like this has no other role in the Xuantian Sect except to waste resources! The younger brother was like that at that time
I thought, letting him enter the Tower of Despair for my younger brother would be a good use of his remaining energy."
"But, who would have thought that this old guy would not agree and wanted to run away! The fox hero colluded with him and took him to run away with him! Later, the younger brother tried his best to catch up with him.
The old bastard Fox Warrior..."
He Linhua continued to roll his eyes - with your bullshit speed, you still want to catch up with the Fox Hero? He Linhua, who has a lot of experience and understanding of the Fox Hero's strong sense of direction and terrifying speed, is basically certain that this time he will...
Nine times out of ten, it was the Fox Hero who spun around in a circle and turned back to Zhang Haohao.
"...After catching up with them, I decided to use my emotions and reason to convince King Gua to replace my brother! However, I didn't expect it! The old bastard Fox Hero actually kicked King Gua in the butt.
It happened to hit me, little brother. Then, little brother, I followed this unlucky guy and entered the Tower of Despair together..." Zhang Haohao said the last sentence, which means he has deep resentment! With his resentment, if
When you return to Xuantian Sect, you don’t even need to speak. Just look at the Fox Hero and scare him so much that he wets his pants...
"Uh..." After listening to Zhang Haohao's words, He Linhua finally figured out the reason why Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang entered the Tower of Despair. As for Zhang Haohao's so-called resentment, He Linhua simply ignored it - by the way
, when it comes to resentment, it should be clear that the resentment of Gua King is more serious, right? Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Gua King. It was the fox hero who set you up, but in the end, Gua King was involved.
…
Well, Gua Wang, the title of the bad luck star, is really worthy of the title! It is really extraordinary that such bad luck can happen!
"Boss! You must make the decision for me! Poor little brother, I am conscientious and work hard for the development and strength of Xuantian Sect, but now I have been tricked by the bastard Fox Hero and entered the Tower of Despair..."
Zhang Haohao burst into tears, trying to win He Linhua's sympathy.
And He Linhua rolled his eyes speechlessly again - Damn it! Are you the only one who is still conscientious about your work? In the Xuantian Sect all day long, apart from playing with women, you know nothing else...
He Linhua narrowed his eyes and suddenly thought, should he take Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang back this time? In other words, these two guys are really annoying, and both of them are troublemakers. One is more trouble-making than the other.
Son. If you really bring these two troublemakers along with you, your experience in the Tower of Despair will probably be even more difficult, right?
He Linhua hesitated for a moment, then looked at Zhang Haohao's pitiful appearance, and then at Gua Wang's pile of meat, sighed, and thought, that's it! Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao were following him after all.
He is an old man. Especially Gua Wang, since he joined Xuantian Sect, he has actively participated in group activities and rarely missed classes. He has greatly enriched the spare time life of Xuantian Sect disciples and made outstanding contributions to the harmonious development of Xuantian Sect.
Contribution. If we abandon the two of them now, some people will inevitably feel that they are heartless and unjust...
He Linhua shook his head and said: "Forget it! Forget it! We'd better find a way to wake up the old man Gua Wang first, and let's escape quickly..."
"Escape?" When Zhang Haohao heard what He Linhua said, he suddenly thought that they seemed to be still under siege by a large group of ants! He shuddered, and then said quickly, "Boss, you can say
That's right! We have to escape quickly! Otherwise, I won't be able to see the big ass of my concubine in the 28th room..."
"I'll wipe it!" He Linhua slapped Zhang Haohao on the forehead and asked speechlessly, "Don't you keep talking about the big butt of your concubine in the 28th room? It sounds so disgusting!"
"Ouch!" Zhang Haohao screamed in pain, and then said with a smile, "Boss, how can this be called disgusting? But my concubine in the 28th room has a really big butt! If you don't believe it,
When we get out of the Tower of Despair, I will take my concubine to show the boss. If the boss is willing, he can let her..."
"Huh!" Suddenly, a cold snort came. Zhang Haohao felt like he had been poured a basin of cold water on a hot day, and then kicked into the ice cave. The chill was straight through his heart!
Zhang Haohao reluctantly turned his head and looked around, only to see Qilyanna making a fist with her left hand and touching her right fist with her right hand. At the same time, there was Qilyanna's indifferent eyes, which made Zhang Haohao feel that
He's getting chills! Just now, it was that fist that punched him and knocked him unconscious...
"Uh...hehehehe..." Zhang Haohao wisely chose to shut up, then hid aside and said, "Boss, the weather is nice today! Wow! So many ants! How about eating roasted ants tonight? I heard
Ants taste very delicious..."
"Get out!" He Linhua gave Zhang Haohao a roll of his eyes, but he didn't despise him too much. After all, let alone Zhang Haohao, now He Linhua would feel chills in his heart when he saw Qi Eryanna's fist.
Well, let alone Zhang Hao! However, He Linhua is too lazy to pay attention to these noisy things now. The most urgent thing is to escape as soon as possible!
Thinking of this, He Linhua turned to look at the Gua King again. The current Gua King is really a veritable puddle of meat. It is not that difficult to restore this pile of meat immediately! However, it seems that even at the beginning it was
When we were in Xuantian Sect, a group of people were ruthless, but at least they could tell their appearance! Who did this, to be so ruthless?
Ruthless? When he thought of this word, He Linhua couldn't help but look at Qilyanna. It seems that in this situation, if Qilyanna hadn't agreed, others would not have had the guts to bully the Gua King like this...
Qi Eryanna saw He Linhua looking at her, glanced at Gua Wang lightly, and then said: "I heard they were annoyed, so I punched them."
"Uh..." He Linhua continued speechless - Damn! With just one punch, he beat someone like this? It seems that Nana, a little bitch, was pretty good to her brother in the past. At least she didn't beat her brother like that.
This is what it looks like now.
He Linhua sighed helplessly and said: "But...how did you get beaten like this? How troublesome it is to recover!" Even if he knew that King Gua had survived the thunder tribulation, as long as his physical body was not directly blown to pieces
, the kind that can’t be fought even if you try hard, you can recover. But now looking at this appearance, I feel speechless!
At this time, Zhang Haohao wiped his mouth and said: "Boss, this old guy deserves it! He is always noisy and caused a lot of trouble! He deserves to suffer this!"
"Huh!" Qi Eryan snorted again, and Zhang Haohao wisely shut up and hid aside.
Looking at the appearance of Gua Wang's puddle of meat, He Linhua touched his forehead helplessly, found a pill from the Soul Refining Temple that was used to heal the monks in the distraction period, and moved it in front of the pile of meat.
Then he identified it with great difficulty. After a long time, he helplessly touched his forehead and asked: "Where... is this mouth?"
"Boss! I'll find it for you!" Zhang Haohao volunteered again, got in front of He Linhua, then rummaged through the pile of meat, and finally found something that looked like a mouth, and said as if offering a treasure, "Boss!
Look! This is the mouth of the Gua King!"
"Uh..." He Linhua looked at Zhang Haohao in shock, and it was extremely incredible - by the way, didn't this guy suffer from haemorrhage? Could it be that after practicing in the Tower of Despair for a period of time, his haemorrhage has actually been cured?
Okay? Now I can actually rummage through a pile of flesh and blood without fainting...
"Awesome!" He Linhua sighed sincerely, and then stuffed the pill into what seemed to be his mouth.
The elixir melted instantly in the mouth, and the recovery speed of Gua Wang's injuries finally accelerated a lot.
Zhang Haohao was so excited that he received He Linhua's praise and said with a smile: "Boss, actually this is nothing! After entering the Tower of Despair, I have been with this old guy, and I will encounter this kind of situation from time to time.
It’s actually very simple to find this guy’s mouth…”
"I see!" He Linhua nodded and said, "No wonder you don't faint now! It turns out that we have often encountered this kind of situation for more than a month! It seems that if it weren't for this special situation, your
The haemorrhage is still not cured!"
"Ah?! What did you say, boss?" Zhang Haohao was suddenly stunned for a moment.
"Huh? What did I say?" He Linhua was startled by Zhang Haohao's babbling posture.
Zhang Haohao seemed to have not heard what He Linhua said, and suddenly said to himself: "Yes! I have dizziness and hemorrhage...hehehehehehe..."
"Bang!"
Zhang Haohao fainted again and hit Gua Wang's pile of meat.
"..." He Linhua was speechless.
On the other hand, Xuannan, Xuangu and the four of them seemed quite familiar with this situation. They moved over skillfully, dragged Zhang Haohao's body away, and threw it aside.
Now that Zhang Haohao had fainted again, and it would take some time for King Gua to recover, He Linhua simply asked about Qilyanna’s experience in the Tower of Despair during this period. Qilyanna was not very good at expressing herself, she just talked casually.
After saying a few words, it was Xuangu, and Xuannan and the other four narrated it for them. He Linhua listened to the four of them and looked at Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao bitterly, and said: "You mean,
Is it actually these two guys who caused the siege by so many ants this time?"
"Well! Since we met up with the two of them, it has been a lot more difficult for us along the way, and the disasters we have encountered have been many times more than usual! Let's just talk about being besieged by ants this time! If it weren't for these two
This guy insists on digging an ant's nest and makes the ants angry, but this will not happen!" Xuannan and the others had already taken a liking to Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang and the two of them, so now that they have the opportunity to file a complaint, they naturally
Five ten, what did you say?
"Digging an ant nest? How can an ant nest be dug like this?" He Linhua pointed at the ant beasts in the sky, "Then the two of them are too powerful, right?"
Qi Eryanna suddenly said: "This matter has something to do with them, or it has nothing to do with it."
"What does this mean?" He Linhua asked with interest as it was rare to hear Qilyanna talk so much.
Qi Eryanna turned her head and looked at the earth elf Yunyun on her shoulder. The earth elf immediately said: "This is actually discovered by someone! I am an earth elf, and I have a certain sense of all situations on the ground and underground. Now.
In the land under our feet, there are at least hundreds of queen ant spirit beasts that are at the peak of the distraction stage and whose strength is infinitely close to that of the combined stage! Queen ant spirit beasts like this kind were originally in a deep sleep. But recently, it seems that
Suddenly woke up. If they just woke up, it would not be a big deal. As long as you are careful, they will not invade at will. But Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao kept digging on the ground.
It’s an ant’s nest, and it makes a lot of noise!”
"Although there is a huge difference in strength between ants and ant spirit beasts, they are still the same kind after all, and they have special reactions to each other! After those ordinary ants were destroyed at home, they asked for help from the ants around them, but they were killed by those queen ants.
Got it. Immediately afterwards, the queen ants called the ant spirit beasts to help..."
"Uh..." After listening to the explanation from the earth elf, He Linhua finally understood.
Although, from the current perspective, Gua Wang, Zhang Haohao and the others did not intentionally cause trouble, but the occurrence of this situation has an indispensable relationship with them. In the final analysis, it is two words -
- Cheesy hands!
These two guys are so mean! Why don't they just take a break during the break? They just dig an ant nest and compete! In the end, they ended up causing such a big trouble!
He Linhua smiled, decided to change the subject, and said: "Hehehe... This matter is really a good deal, not Gua Wang. However, Nana, your defensive idea is quite good! It makes full use of the habits of these ants...
…”
"I didn't come up with the idea, it was Yunyun's idea." Qi Eryanna said calmly.
"..." He Linhua was speechless again - this time, he really couldn't find anything to gossip about. However, he would not remain silent and slowly told all his experiences along the way. Qi
Although Er Yanna just listened, her eyes became softer and softer, and the vague coldness seemed to disappear at that moment.
After half an hour, with the help of elixirs, King Gua finally returned to human form from a ball of flesh. Although his flesh and blood were still blurred, he finally woke up. After waking up, it was much faster to recover from his injuries.
He Linhua handed Gua King a small piece of spiritual stone. After a few minutes, Gua King finally fully recovered.
When He Linhua saw Gua Wang's current appearance, he suddenly said rather strangely: "That's not right! Elder Gua Wang, I haven't seen you for a while, why have you lost so much weight?"
"Skinny? Don't you want to lose weight?" King Gua suddenly turned his head sadly and angrily, looked at Zhang Haohao who was still lying beside his body, and said angrily, "Look at this guy's body, you know that I must be thin
Damn it! This is a lie! If this continues, I will become thinner and thinner! Maybe by the time I get out of the Tower of Despair, I will only have a skeleton..."
He Linhua turned his head and looked at Zhang Haohao, who was still unconscious and snoring. Zhang Haohao's body was covered with bloody and bloody flesh. Obviously, these fleshy residues came from the pile of meat that Gua Wang had just made.
Brought out.
Okay! He Linhua took a look and finally understood the reason why Gua Wang became thinner. If he continues like this, if Gua Wang still can't lose weight, then there is something wrong!
He Linhua asked Xuannan to go over and "wake" Zhang Haohao up. Of course, in order to prevent Zhang Haohao from being frightened and fainted by a pile of minced meat after he woke up, Xuannan first woke up the pile of flesh and blood on Zhang Haohao's body.
After cleaning it up, he stretched out his hand and raised a flame, burning the flesh and blood. The flesh was burnt all at once, and the Gua King felt great pain when he saw it!
Yes! Can he not feel pain in his body? All his flesh and blood are burned!
When Zhang Haohao woke up, He Linhua said again: "Okay, now you two listen to me and recite 'Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you, can you disappear for a while'...Huh? That's not right!" He Linhua just said
After reading this devastating formula, he finally discovered something was wrong. He pointed at the heads of Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang in disbelief and asked: "This... this... this... why do you only have one pagoda on your head?"
?”
There is obviously only one pagoda above Zhang Haohao and Gua Wang! This pagoda is not directly above their heads, but in the middle of their heads! This situation made He Linhua also
I couldn't help but be surprised.
"Boss, the two of us only have one pagoda! When we first entered the Tower of Despair, maybe it was because the two of us shared a key. So now we two also share the same pagoda..." Zhang explained well.
one time.
"This... a key, can't it only allow one person to enter the Tower of Despair?" He Linhua was confused again.
Gua Wang immediately said with grief and anger: "Damn it! It's all because of the fox hero! If it weren't for that bastard who kicked me, how could I have entered this Tower of Despair! Wow!
Wow! My poor daughter has just been born..."
"..." He Linhua was speechless - he was kicked in hard? By the way, the way Gua Wang has been unlucky has become more and more weird recently...
He Linhua nodded and said: "Okay! Okay! We'll talk about these things later! Now, can you recite the pagoda, pagoda, I love you, and disappear for a while? Then, the pagoda above your head will disappear, and we can
Escaped quietly. Do you remember?"
"Well, I remember it. But what is this... formula? Does it really work?" Gua King complained.
Zhang Haohao also said: "Yes! Isn't this formula a bit childish? Is it useful?"
"Who discovered this formula?"
"Not an ordinary person..."
He Linhua's face turned dark when he heard that. He kicked each of them in the past, and then cursed: "This is the formula that my wife, Xiao Yan'er discovered, what do you do? Are you looking for death? Keep nagging me.
Nagging! Nag me again..."
When Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao discovered that it was Bei Gongyan who said the formula, they immediately fell silent together and then received a slap in the face in a flattering manner.
Later, Zhang Haohao put his hands on his hips and shouted loudly: "Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you, can you disappear for a while?"
After calling out, Zhang Haohao looked up and looked at the pagoda above his head - Huh? The pagoda is still there! It has not disappeared at all!
So, Zhang Haohao asked in confusion: "Boss, this formula seems to be useless! Why does the pagoda on my head disappear?"
He Linhua is also wondering now! When Qi Eryanna, Xuannan and the others recited this mantra just now, it was effective. Why is it useless now with Zhang Haohao? He Linhua muttered and said: "That's not right.
! It should be useful..."
After saying that, He Linhua squinted his eyes and said: "Pagoda, Pagoda, I hate you!" Then the pagoda on He Linhua's head appeared. He Linhua said again, "I love you, pagoda, pagoda, can you disappear for a while?", and then the pagoda on his head appeared.
The pagoda disappeared into my mind again and disappeared.
Seeing this situation, He Linhua immediately nodded affirmatively and said, "No! This mantra must be useful! Let me think about it... um... you should also recite the Gua King!"
"Do I want to recite it too?" Gua Wang pointed at his nose in disbelief, "Such an idiot..."
He Linhua's face turned dark again: "Do you miss it? If you don't miss it, just stay here with Zhang! I don't care about you!"
"Ah..." The Gua King immediately turned into a bitter face and said helplessly, "Read it! Read it! Read it! I just read it." Then, the Gua King also read it again, but it still had no effect.
He Linhua rubbed his forehead with a headache and pointed at the Gua King. Zhang Haohao and Zhang Hao said: "No! This formula must be useful! Well... In my opinion, you two share a pagoda, so it may not be useful to recite the formula alone.
, it has to be recited by two people together! Now, you two recite this mantra to me together, do you hear it?"
"Ah... read it together?!" Hexagram King and Zhang Haohao looked at each other and saw nausea and nausea in each other's eyes.
"I don't want to take you two with me anymore!" He Linhua used his trump card.
Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao immediately admitted defeat, and then said together with a grimace: "Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you, can you disappear for a while..."
Although the two of them recited it together this time, Zhang Haohao's recitation was obviously faster than that of Gua Wang. In the end, Zhang Haohao finished reciting first and Gua Wang finished it. As a result, the pagodas on their heads still did not disappear.
!
He Linhua frowned and said, "I'll ask you two to recite in unison, so don't recite in unison! Well... let's do this. I'll call one, two, three, and then you two will recite together. How about it?"
After He Linhua finished speaking, regardless of whether the two agreed or not, he shouted directly: "One, two, three, read!"
Then, the King of Gua recited "Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you" loudly, while Zhang Haohao was in a daze...
"I'll wipe it!" He Linhua kicked Zhang Haohao in the butt and cursed angrily, "Zhang Haohao, why are you in such a daze! Didn't you hear me?"
Zhang Haohao was very embarrassed, made an extremely shy gesture, and then said: "What...Boss, I'm really sorry, little brother, I forgot my words just now..."
Forgot the words?
He Linhua heard that Zhang Haohao was here, and kicked him twice in a row - Damn it! You can actually forget the words? Are you making a mistake? It's such a simple formula.
, how can you forget it? Your IQ is really not “high” in general!
"Do it again!" He Linhua felt much more comfortable after the kick, and then said viciously, "If either of you makes any mistakes again this time, I will leave you two here to fend for yourself!"
Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao shuddered together, and then nodded their heads - it was a joke, they all knew that now they could only rely on He Linhua to rescue them. With the bullshit strength of the two of them, they wanted to
To escape from so many ants... it would be better to explode your Nascent Soul, which would be more refreshing.
This time, as soon as He Linhua finished shouting "one, two, three", Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao shouted together: "Pagoda, Pagoda, I love you, can you disappear for a while?"
Under He Linhua's threat, the two finally shouted out, and they shouted very neatly, without a single syllable being wrong. At the same time, at this moment, the pagoda above the two people suddenly split into two, and they were submerged separately.
Inside their heads.
Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao were both surprised when they discovered this vision.
Zhang Haohao happily shouted: "Wow! It really works!"
Gua Wang said excitedly: "I didn't expect that the pagoda on my forehead really disappeared!"
"Hahahahaha..." Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao were so excited that they suddenly burst into laughter together, as if they had received some huge benefit.