To say that the most trouble-making people under He Linhua are definitely the three idiots, Gua Wang, Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero! Of these three idiots, one is a famous unlucky guy, and they can only rely on He Linhua's help all day long.
Lucky charms are used to maintain a normal life, but all kinds of tragedies will happen if you are not careful; Zhang Haohao likes mature women, and is too lazy to hang out with women all day long; and the worst thing is that he is a big fox
This guy, Xia, is a loli lover. No matter where he is, it seems that this guy is not a good person?
Originally, if these three guys were locked up in his space by He Linhua, they wouldn't be able to cause much trouble even if they wanted to cause trouble. The Gua King guy was restricted in his range of activities, so even if he was really going to be unlucky, then
That is to say, they are just unlucky on a certain planet; as for Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao, among the men He Linhua gathered this time, there are no mature women and no lolita, even if they have
There is no one to implement the bastard's idea. Therefore, the current situation of the two of them can be said to be very stable. However, if these three guys are released, um... This situation seems to be very stable.
It’s hard to say it’s not ordinary!
No, these three guys just showed up. Hu Yufei, Bei Gongyan, and Qi Eryan were still complaining about He Linhua. These three guys were already shouting "Ula Ula" one by one. This guy Zhang Haohao
Twisting his fat body, with tears streaming down his face, he looked at the sky and said: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
, but we can’t let it go like this! I’m going to look for a mature woman! A mature woman!”
The fox hero immediately stood beside Zhang Haohao and said righteously: "I say, my good disciple, how many times do you have to let me tell you before you remember it? You have to remember that in this world,
, the most noble person is never a mature woman, it is only a lolita! You have to know that only a lolita can be regarded as the purest life in the world! Uh-huh... Now that I have come out this time, I must look for it everywhere.
There are so many little lolita! Without a little lolita dancing for me for such a long time, I feel like my life has no meaning at all..."
Compared with these two people, Gua King Tan Fei can be said to be the most normal one. He glanced left and right, and finally came up to He Linhua. He asked in a low voice: "He Linhua boy, is this the chaotic star field you are talking about?
There shouldn't be any danger in a place like this?"
The Gua King had just finished speaking, and He Linhua hadn't had time to speak. Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero had immediately flown to He Linhua's side. Fox Hero was the first to speak: "Tsinghua boy, I think the environment here seems pretty good.
.A place like this must have many beautiful and lovely original little lolita. I have decided that I am going to find a lot of little lolita now. What do you think? Well! And my precious apprentice.
Zhang Haohao, this guy also wants to go with me to find the little loli. After the two of us find the loli, we must bring the two of us back to your dimension..."
"Uh..." Black lines appeared on He Linhua's forehead unconsciously - Damn it! This saying really makes sense! A dog can't change its habit of eating shit! This bullshit
The Fox Hero has just appeared. He wants to find n Loli! In other words, the reason why He Linhua kept the Fox Hero in the first place was just to borrow strength. He also specially gave the Fox a special gift for this purpose.
The hero found some little lolita specifically to satisfy this perverted and perverted needs. However, later, He Linhua's strength became high enough, and he wanted to drive this guy away from his Xuantian Sect. As a result, this
This guy seems to be begging for nothing and won’t leave! What the hell is going on!
He Linhua was about to scold the fox hero, but Zhang Haohao immediately started to scold the fox hero again: "You old bastard, I have told you so many times, I don't have a master like you at all."
! Damn it, you lolita control, you are the only one who wants to be your apprentice!" After Zhang Hao finished scolding him, he immediately turned to look at He Linhua. He smiled flatteringly and said: "Boss, boss, you have to know, I am your little brother.
The most loyal little brother! From the beginning, I have been following you, the boss. How could I have such a perverted hobby with this old guy? Boss, I believe you should also understand this.
What's so good about lolita? Mature women are the real king! This time, I beg the boss, I'll go out and seduce some mature women back. When the time comes, the boss must let the little brother take him back to the space! Woo woo woo...
Boss, in the days when there are no mature women, you don’t know how painful it is for me... wuwuwu..."
"I'll kill you two perverts!" He Linhua rolled his eyes speechlessly and kicked the Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao aside.
After these two guys were kicked away by He Linhua, You Zi still felt unhappy. The two of them actually started scolding each other again. You said "loli control" and I said "mature woman control".
Huh. All in all, these two guys are just so fucking noisy.
Gua Wang suffered a lot because of these two guys. At this time, he did not get involved, and looked at He Linhua and said: "Boy He Linhua, it should be very safe in this chaotic star field? I
I don’t know how long I’ve been holding it in this space. If it’s safe here, I’ll go for a walk outside and take a break. What do you think?”
At this time, He Linhua was dizzy due to the quarrel between Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao. He directly pointed at Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao and said: "If you want to go, you can go. But when you leave,
, take them two away first. These two guys are so noisy that they won’t let anyone stop!"
Hearing this, Gua Wang nodded excitedly, then flew to the side of Fox Hero and Zhang Haohao, and said with a smile: "Okay, Fox Hero, Zhang Haohao, you two should stop arguing. No matter you are a mature woman or a lolita or something.
Yes, you just like it, don’t you? Now this opportunity is hard to come by, let the three of us go shopping nearby together, what do you think?"
Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero were quarreling comfortably at this time. When they heard that Gua King also ran ahead to get involved, they suddenly felt unhappy. Also, what did the Gua King mean by what he said earlier -
What does "it doesn't matter whether it's a mature woman or a lolita or something like that", you just have to like it? Is this a bit too narrow-minded? How can such big-loving preferences as lolicon and milf-control only allow one or two people to participate?
?This kind of idea must be spread out immediately with a fearless spirit!
The words of Gua Wang made these two bastards feel very unhappy. So, in an instant, Zhang Haohao and the Fox Hero looked at each other and said at the same time: "Huh! Old scum, you have to take care of our affairs.
Yes? Just die!" After the words fell, Zhang Haohao and Fox Daxia stretched out their hands at the same time, and then two bad luck charms enveloped the Gua King's forehead at the same time...
"Uh..." King Gua saw the two bad luck charms disappearing on his forehead, and swallowed with great difficulty - by the way, King Gua, how could he not understand his situation? Normally, King Gua swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
With the protection of the lucky charm, of course other people see him as an ordinary person. However, if the effect of the lucky charm disappears, how can he, a guy with the title of Lone Star of Heavenly Evil, be stable in the eyes of so many people?
?
Almost at the same time, King Gua discovered that the people around him were looking at him more and more unkindly than they were originally looking at the excitement. The feeling was like a little sheep being stared at by countless hungry wolves...
…
"Gudong..." King Gua swallowed hard again. Then without saying a word, he flew directly towards the outside of the small courtyard - if he continued to stay in a place like this, the result... In the heart of King Gua
It couldn’t be more clear!
However, Gua King's movements were obviously a step too slow. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Haohao and Fox Hero dragged Gua King down one leg at a time, and then Zhang Haohao shouted: "Damn it! This old man
You bastard, you dare to interfere with my affairs! I'm getting more and more dissatisfied with him now! Come on, everyone! Flatten him!" Then, Zhang Haohao kicked Gua Wang in the face, leaving a few white teeth.
, with Zhang Haohao’s coquettish kick, it flew away from Gua Wang’s mouth!
The fox hero also followed up immediately. He immediately kicked him and cursed: "That's right! Damn it! This is the difference in preferences between our two masters and apprentices. What's wrong with this old guy?"
Son, just come up and instigate the relationship between master and disciple, let’s flatten him together!”
The people around him didn't stand for long, just after King Gua started to be beaten. The people around him slowly rushed up and started punching and kicking - this is a collective activity of Xuantian Sect.
It seems that even in the chaotic star field, it has been preserved!
"Uh..." When He Linhua saw this scene, there were as many black lines on his forehead as he wanted! He looked around him again, and it seemed that everyone had rushed over to beat someone. Three of his
His wife was already kicking Gua King on the head, and his parents and others were throwing magic spells at Gua King. Even Fox Lord and Long Ning came over and beat Gua King violently... He Linhua could not help but gasp after being beaten.
Gua Wang, who was having some difficulties, couldn't help but stepped forward and kicked him twice - well... the feeling was still as refreshing as ever! After two kicks, He Linhua immediately roared: "Keep going.
!!" As a result, the movements of everyone around him sped up a lot.
After everyone's violent attack on Gua Wang continued for about ten minutes, the door of He Linhua's small courtyard suddenly opened, and then Jing Renteng and Li Ruohong walked in. After the two of them walked in, they saw the scene in front of them,
He was immediately stunned - ya ya! What kind of situation is this? It seems that there were only a few people around He Linhua originally? How come this small courtyard is so crowded in such a short time?
Is this like this? Moreover, this is not what surprised her the most. What surprised her the most was what everyone was doing right now. So many people were beating up one person...could it be said that the enemy was actually sneaked into this small courtyard?
?
Li Ruohong's entry was naturally noticed by everyone, and He Linhua and others also stopped moving. The poor Gua King was almost turned into meat paste after being beaten by many people, and he was struggling to use his spiritual power.
, who wants to escape from this small courtyard - damn, he doubts whether he can survive if he continues to stay in this small courtyard!
Li Ruohong looked at the pile of meat squirming on the ground, then looked at He Linhua and others, pointed around in surprise, and then said: "Fellow Taoist He Linhua, are you... um... could it be said that this guy is
Spies sent by Lord Wuqing?" At present, Li Ruohong could only reluctantly give such a conjecture. As for the n number of people who appeared around He Linhua, Li Ruohong didn't want to ask for an explanation at all.
"Well..." He Linhua shook his head, and then said. "What fellow Taoist Li Ruohong doesn't know is that these are actually just my subordinates. They have been staying nearby, and now they know that I am coming. So come here now
Just meet me. As for this..." He Linhua pointed to the puddle of meat on the ground and smiled: "This guy is also one of my subordinates. We are just holding a group meeting that my subordinates often like to do.
It’s just an activity…”
A group activity? Since this thing is a group activity? Bringing a group of subordinates to beat up one of the subordinates, it is actually a group activity? Li Ruohong swallowed hard - he was a little glad now that he did not become He Linhua
His subordinates! By the way, if he really became He Linhua’s subordinates, and he would be exposed like this in the future... look at the puddle of flesh on the ground, Li Ruohong’s face looked so weird!
The expression on Li Ruohong's face was hard to tell: "Hahaha... this group activity of fellow Taoist He Linhua is really... so interesting!" Li Ruohong really didn't know what to use.
It’s a name used to describe this kind of activity. Is there any group activity in the world that is more painful than this?
He Linhua smiled casually and said: "Actually, this group activity is nothing. When we usually hold group activities, the person who gets beaten is always the same, and it's this guy! Well... Fellow Taoist Li Ruohong, do you want one too?
Get up? Also, fellow Taoist Li Ruohong, and fellow Taoist Jing Renteng, don’t you think that this guy on the ground is very weak?”
"Hehehehe..." Li Ruohong laughed twice with a strange expression, and then looked down at the mass of flesh and blood under his feet. In other words, this reminded He Linhua that he really felt that there was no longer any sight on the ground.
This guy who looks like a human being seems to be really incompetent! He can't even look like a human being at all, and he still feels so incompetent. Li Ruohong really can't understand, what if this guy has the appearance of a human being?
Damn, how embarrassing it would be...
It's a good thing that Li Ruohong didn't look at it. The more he looked at it, the more he felt the urge to rush over and beat up that lump of flesh and blood! Originally, Li Ruohong didn't want to participate in this so-called "group activity", but in this situation,
After thinking about it, I couldn't help but feel itchy in my heart...
"Fellow Taoist Linhua, can we participate in this kind of group activity?" Li Ruohong asked.
He Linhua nodded and said: "Yes, as long as we carry out this kind of activity, everyone can participate! Well... even enemies can participate!"
"Hehehehe..." Li Ruohong laughed twice, but Jing Renteng couldn't help it at this time - Jing Renteng felt the same as Li Ruohong, he just felt that the puddle of flesh on the ground was not ordinary! Now listen to He Linhua
How could there be any nonsense about being able to hit someone? He kicked the puddle of flesh directly and said, "Madam, I can't control that much! There aren't many opportunities like this after all, so let's just start the fight!"
Damn it, I have lived for such a long time, and I have never met a guy who owes Bian so much - even Lord Wuqing probably doesn't owe Bian as much as this guy!"
Li Ruohong also immediately kicked him over, and then he felt secretly happy, nodded and said: "Thank you, fellow Taoist He Linhua!" After that, he kicked over again, and suddenly felt even better!
Good guys, these two guys also joined in, and the others were not polite. They rushed up and started beating each other again. Finally, after another ten minutes passed, the guy on the ground couldn't explain whether it was pork or something else.
When that happened, the beating finally ended.
After such a violent beating, everyone felt that their moods suddenly became much brighter. It seemed that the world suddenly became more beautiful, and even the air around them became much fresher. Li Ruohong even felt that the hatred that was weighing on his heart was much lighter.
He reluctantly glanced at the pile of rotten meat and then said to He Linhua: "Fellow Taoist He Linhua, I came here to inform Taoist He Linhua that we all need to retreat for the past two days to recover our spiritual power. This
In the past two days, fellow Taoist He Linhua has been taken care of by fellow Taoists from Dingshan Sect. If there is anything that needs to happen to fellow Taoist He Linhua and other fellow Taoists, please feel free to tell the fellow Taoists at Dingshan Sect. I believe that Dingshan Sect will definitely satisfy you.
This is the request of fellow Taoists!"
"Well, I understand." After the beating, He Linhua returned to his previous cold demeanor. Facing Li Ruohong's respectful greetings, the expression on his face didn't look much better.
He Linhua ignored it, but some people were not calm.
When Zhang Haohao and Fox Daxia heard that they could satisfy any request, they immediately became excited. The two of them asked together: "Really? Everything can be satisfied?"
"I want mature women! Lots and lots of mature women!" Zhang Haohao said.
"I want lolita! Lots and lots of lolita!" Fox Hero.
"..." Li Ruohong was speechless.
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