As soon as the words were spoken, the hungry wolves inside began to respond loudly. Having a big meal was the happiest thing in school, so they responded loudly before they could even hear who said it.
"Boss? Are you inviting me? That's great. Boss is treating me today. Who can sign up?" Hua Shao shouted loudly.
Several people climbed up from the bed, leaned against the bed, stretched out their heads and looked at Hanzi. The smelly bird asked: "Boss, what kind of wind brought you here today? Is it the up and down wind that blew today?"
Mr. Hua asked: "Boss, why are you in such a good mood today? Suddenly you want to treat us hungry ghosts to a feast. Did you win five million in the lottery?"
Skinny Pig asked: "Boss, did you accidentally bump into a beautiful girl's pussy when you were walking on the road just now? You felt so happy, so you decided to treat us to a feast?"
Three people, three different personalities, and three different ways of asking questions. It seems that what a person is born with is best reflected in his daily life and study, especially at this time.
Hanzi smiled and said, "Stinky bird is the most knowledgeable person when it comes to asking questions. A perverted pig is a perverted pig. You should stay true to your profession. I think Mr. Hua spends too much on picking up girls these days. Are you going crazy if you want to get rich?"
The smelly bird laughed and said: "Of course, who are we? Absolutely gentle people, of course we have nothing to do with pigs and wolves like them."
Hua Shaoxiao scolded: "Don't be too proud of yourself, stinky bird. Do you think we can't see that you, a polite scum, are hiding well? I haven't revealed the fact that you secretly hid under the blanket and read pornographic novels. Otherwise, you
I thought you had such an easy time."
The smelly bird laughed and said: "Damn, let's not talk about the third child. Everyone knows who rented that book. I was the last one to read it. If you don't read it, you won't be enough brothers. Let's
But they were forced and had no choice but to collude with others. Boss, do you think it is true or not?"
Hanzi smiled and scolded: "Every time I see you two, you see a pair of living treasures. Will you die if you argue less? Is it strange that young people have fantasies and curiosity about those things? It's worth going like that.
Investigate.”
Mr. Hua chuckled and said, "The boss is right."
Skinny Pig said in an uproar: "Boss, when you talk, you sound like a veteran. I definitely don't believe you when you say you are a virgin. To be honest, how many virgins have you had?"
Hanzi jumped up and knocked him on the head, laughing and scolding: "Pig, pig, don't you have some normal pig feed besides these grasses in your mind? I see that 'Three sentences are true'
I'm far from being satisfied with you anymore. For a perverted pig like you, you should be called 'Keep your standards straight'."
Skinny Pig said indifferently: "If you are not a romantic person, you will waste your youth. What's the point? Last night I even dreamed of being on the study committee of our class."
"Lan Xinxin?"
"Hahaha……"
The dormmates all laughed loudly at him. Hanzi thought to himself: "This perverted pig, he recognizes the second most beautiful woman. It seems that no one dares to recognize the first."
"Boss, why are you so happy that you want to treat us to a feast?" Finally, the stinky pig returned to the topic.
Hanzi sighed slightly and said, "I have to take a leave of absence for some reason, and I can't bear to leave my brothers, so I want to get together with them before I leave."
Everyone was shocked, and the smelly bird said: "Boss, where are you going?" Hanzi smiled.
Hua Shao asked: "Boss, are you going to country M to pan for gold?" Hanzi was speechless.
Skinny Pig asked: "Boss, are you going on a trip for your honeymoon?" Hanzi fainted on the spot.
When Hanzi returned to the villa, he was walking a little wobbly. He was with a group of classmates and brothers. He didn't cheat when drinking. He showed his true ability. A dozen people got seven kilograms of dog meat in the street market and drank it.
After four bottles of beer, almost everyone was swaying when they left, and the roads they saw were moving.
But everyone was having a good time, and the buddies were happy, so he had nothing to say. Every day of this kind of innocent life between classmates becomes less and less. Being able to have it now is a kind of fate.
"Hanzi, why are you so drunk?" As soon as Hanzi came back, Gao Shirou, Xie Jiaying and Xiaoya came up to wait on him.
Hanzi smiled and said: "It's okay. I'm happy to have two more drinks. Can we eat now?"
"There's no need to ask. It's almost seven o'clock. I'm just waiting for you to come back. Go wash your face and eat." Xie Jiaying scolded.
"It won't take more than a few minutes. I'll go up and take a shower and I'll be back soon. You guys can sit at the table first." Smelling like alcohol, it was too embarrassing to sit with a bunch of pretty beauties, so he decided to
Go up and take a shower first.
"Then hurry up, I'm waiting for you."
"Okay, it'll be quick."
When Hanzi came down again, he seemed like a different person. The smell of alcohol just now had gone somewhere, which surprised the girls.
The five girls, Zhang Yuyan, Gao Shirou, Xie Jiaying, Xiahou Xinya, and Su Lei, were already seated separately, waiting for the young master to come down and start dinner.
Seeing everyone's eyes focused on him, he smiled and said: "I have been blessed for several generations. Everyone is so kind to me. Don't look at it. I will be moved if you look at it again.
Since it’s raining, let’s have dinner.”
Zhang Yuyan smiled and scolded: "Don't treat yourself like a treasure. We waited for you out of pity, otherwise you deserve to starve to death."
Hanzi smiled and said nothing. Sometimes when you quarrel with girls, the guy always loses. Therefore, the best way at this time is to say nothing. They agree with everything they say. This is the smartest choice.
June 20, 5:36 pm, BJ City, a private villa not far from B University.
"Wow, hubby, is this our home in BJ?" Xie Jiaying ignored the surprised looks of the girls next to her and shouted loudly.
Su Lei was even more exaggerated. After getting off the taxi, as soon as she entered the villa, she was like a bird entering the forest. She ran around happily in the villa and almost jumped into the swimming pool for a swim.
I don't know who was the first to shout: "Grab the room!" All the girls, except Gao Shirou and Yang Lanlan, rushed into the villa to choose their own rooms.
Yang Lanlan glanced at Hanzi and said with a smile: "Brother, how many rooms does your villa have? Is it enough for so many girls?"
Gao Shirou covered her mouth and smiled quietly.
Hanzi chuckled and said, "Don't worry, sister, I guarantee that I will have a room for you."
Yang Lanlan scolded: "Who wants to live here with you? I won't live in the school apartment? Besides, I still have to go home on weekends."
Gao Shirou held her elbow and said with a smile: "Sister Lanlan, just obey him. If you don't choose a room, he will be scared to death."