Xia Long Buji wished he could tear this kid into pieces and throw him to the dogs, but when he saw Xiao Qi standing at the door of the restaurant, waiting for Han Zi, he had scruples, and it would be too big for him to do that.
Losing his identity, he kept silent and walked into the restaurant surrounded by several wolf friends.
"Hanzi, what did you say to Xia Long Buji?" Xiao Jiu asked.
It turned out that just before she and Long Yunyi went upstairs, they noticed that Han Zi had not followed, so they looked outside and found that he was arguing with Xia Long Buzhi outside.
Hanzi told the two of them what had just happened, and Long Yunyi smiled and said: "It seems that he is really angry. I'm afraid that you will be in trouble later."
Han Zi asked curiously: "Does he still dare to challenge me to a duel? Although my skills are low, I am not afraid of him."
Long Yunyi smiled and said: "It's not like he has to do it himself. You just saw the people around him. They are all the sons of some important officials in the imperial court. Some are good at literature and some are good at martial arts. These people are the same as Xia Long.
Buji is your best friend. This Xia Long Buji never praises others and seldom belittles them. Anyone who can be belittled by him will probably come to trouble you after a few words from him."
Hanzi's forehead was dripping with sweat, he scratched his head and said: "Isn't it like the ancients did to fight against each other and humiliate them with words? That is my weakness."
Long Yunyi smiled and said: "Maybe, it seems that you are having a hard time today. By the way, what are your strengths? If they come to cause trouble, we might as well go back and find them. The two will cancel each other out. Maybe
We can still gain some face."
Hanzi chuckled and said, "Xiao Ke has no other abilities. Speaking of his strengths, he only picks up girls!"
Xiao Qi stood there not daring to laugh, while Xiao Qiaoer covered her mouth to stop laughing. Long Yunyi and Xiao Jiu were speechless.
Talking about trouble, trouble soon came to my door.
Xiangyi Sihai Restaurant is a hollow three-story pavilion. There is a stage in the center of the first floor of the pavilion, and there are singing and dancing performances on it. Of course, it is a more formal one.
Hanzi and others and Xia Long Buzhi and others were on the third floor. They happened to be facing each other and could see each other. Halfway through the meal, several young people on Xia Long Buzhi's side talked to each other for a while. The one called Di
The young man walked around the fence on the third floor.
"See Your Highness the Princess." These people should all know Princess Zhuyi. This young man named Dichang came to Hanzi's table and first bowed to Long Yunyi very respectfully. However, he seemed to have little or no
She had never seen Long Yunyi in women's clothing, so she quickly took a few more glances while he was saluting, and then lowered her eyebrows in anticipation.
Long Yunyi said calmly: "Liang Zuo doesn't need to be more polite. Outside the palace, I am just an ordinary woman. I don't know what the purpose of Liang Zuo Geng is."
It turns out that this man's name was Liang Dichang, his title was Zuogeng, and his official title was postal inspector.
Although the princess said that there was no need to be formal, Liang Dichang did not dare to make any mistakes and still said respectfully: "That's it. Just now, Prince Xia San told the ministers that Mr. Lu, who is with you, is very talented.
He is a man of great learning and a prodigy of the world. I am bold and want to have a joint entertainment with Mr. Lu to help me enjoy the wine and also to relieve the fatigue of Your Highness Princess after you return from your southern tour. I wonder if Your Highness Princess will agree."
Long Yunyi said calmly: "Young Master Lu is my guest. I can't make the decision on this matter. I'll ask Mr. Lu later to see what he wants."
Hanzi didn't wait for her to ask, so he said with a bitter face: "Oh, people have brought the rice field under Xiaoke's roof. I don't think it's hard to ignore it. It seems that I have to slap my face and pretend to be fat."
.Everything is decided by Her Royal Highness the Princess."
"Mitian Gong?" Long Yunyi was confused. Xiaojiu leaned close to her ear and whispered a few words. Long Yunyi sighed in her heart and said to herself: "This person is really..."
He glanced at Liang Dichang and said calmly: "Well, our Shenlong Empire has always advocated both civil and military cultivation and vigorously promoted elegant culture. Since Mr. Lu has no objections, and I have no objections, how about the joint entertainment law, please tell me first
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A hint of joy flashed in Liang Dichang's eyes, and he looked at Hanzi with an extremely pitiful look, just like a weasel looking at a chicken waiting for food under its paws (hehe, it seems that this metaphor is not appropriate), and congratulated
Said: "The most popular thing among the people is the couplet. Today, in this world where fragrance spreads all over the world, there must be a lot of literati and poets. Those who are too deep are probably beyond our ability, so here is the simplest couplet couplet.
Let's have some fun. This not only achieves the purpose of promoting drinking, but also allows us to have fun with the people. Why not do it? What do you think, Her Highness the Princess? If it is not appropriate, I will discuss it with you and make a decision."
Hanzi didn't wait for Long Yunyi's answer and said first: "There is no need to change it. It's better to keep it simple. Otherwise, I, a country bumpkin, will be too embarrassed and the princess will be embarrassed, right? That's it. But the unscrupulous Zuo Geng
"Brother prostitutes, how do you plan to have sex together?" This guy's biggest hobby is to distort other people's names.
Liang Dichang said: "Of course we go to the stage on the first floor. Everyone sits opposite each other. Please ask the princess and Prince Xia San to do justice together. There are seven of us on each side. Mr. Lu can sit anywhere except the princess and Prince Xia San.
There is no limit to the number of partners you can find among people. The method is to make a match on one side, and the other side must make a match within a cup of tea at the latest. The one who exceeds the limit will lose."
Long Yunyi asked: "What if we lose?"
Liang Dichang said: "The losing party has two choices. One is to do a simple but slightly funny thing according to the other party's request, such as learning how to bark a dog; the other choice is to have one of the people join the team.
Drink three large bowls of strong liquor. It needs to be explained that one person drinks alone and no one else can help."
Long Yunyi asked again: "How to determine the best loser?"
Liang Dichang said: "The one who admits defeat or one party is completely drunk is the loser. The leader of the losing party must lie down and bark three times to the dog."
Hanzi thought to himself: "This trick is very poisonous. If I lose, I won't be able to survive in the Dragon City anymore."
Long Yunyi frowned and said: "This final punishment for the loser is not enough. We will make friends through literature. Such an approach will damage the image of our Shenlong Empire as a scholar. Let's do this. The loser has bought all the guests here today. This is also
It can be regarded as improving people's participation and achieving the original intention of having fun with the people."
Liang Dichang seemed to have expected that the princess would not agree with this statement. Although he was a little disappointed, he couldn't see the boy lying down and barking like a dog in his imagination. He thought that Prince Xia San was really good at predicting things and knew that Princess Zhuyi
I would definitely not agree, but this kid was destined to lose. This would dampen his spirit no matter what, and let him know how powerful our eight sons in Longdu were. He immediately retreated and reported back to Xia Long Buji.
