"What's so strange about this!" I said casually, "But it's really strange that you, a woman, can't even fry an egg!"
Qin Shuang felt a little anxious when I said that, and immediately blew her beard and stared, "What's so strange about this! It's normal for girls nowadays not to know how to cook!"
She usually acts like she's awesome in front of us, but now she actually made me realize that she can't cook! Doesn't this make her originally strong image collapse instantly?
I laughed dryly and said, "According to what you said, it's normal for men not to know how to cook, and it's normal for women not to know how to cook. Is it possible that we should invite a shemale to cook?"
Qin Shuang was originally planning to fight me to the death with a straight face. She would only be willing to get the upper hand if she wanted to get the upper hand. But when I said this, she couldn't help but laugh: "Are you talking about yourself?
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I just realized, wasn't I cooking? If I said that, I wouldn't be talking about myself.
But I looked at her with a smile and said, "I thought you couldn't laugh!"
Qin Shuang immediately realized that she had been fooled, and immediately put on a straight face and pretended to be serious.
Smiling a little speechlessly and shaking his head: "That's all! Just wait outside, I'll get it done soon!"
Qin Shuang didn't leave, and said coldly again: "No, I'll just watch here! Don't let you blow up the kitchen!"
"You're talking about yourself!"
The retribution comes so quickly!
I cooked it quickly.
"Fried eggs with tomatoes!" I looked at my work proudly and said, "Try it!"
Qin Shuang looked at me in disbelief, as if she didn't believe it, and looked at the tomato-scrambled eggs on the table that could be said to be delicious, delicious, and delicious. Then she looked at me again, "Isn't it poisonous?" But she still said
Unable to resist the temptation of delicious food, I picked up a piece and put it in my mouth.
"So you can still joke!" I teased, looking curious, "But your joke is not funny at all! This is just for me to eat! Am I going to poison myself?"
Then I calmly sat down opposite her and served the rice, "How is it? Is it delicious?"
I said with a smile: "That's good!" Then I pulled the plate back and continued: "This is mine! If you want to eat it, you can fry it yourself!"
Qin Shuang was stunned for a moment. Maybe she didn't even understand how she could meet such a fussy little man like me.
I looked at her deliberately and said, "Aren't you very capable? If you have the ability, you can do it yourself!"
"Just stir-fry, isn't it just a scrambled egg with tomatoes? How difficult can it be!" As she said that, Qin Shuang walked towards the kitchen angrily.
I chuckled and continued eating my meal.
Not long after, the sound of vegetable oil "sizzling" came from the kitchen, and a cloud of white smoke floated out from the kitchen...
"This oil is obviously not turned on, how could it..."
After hearing this, I almost didn't spray the rice out. Wait for the oil to boil? I wipe it, what temperature should it be? Even if people put it in, there will only be carbon left.
It's not that I have no conscience, but I really don't have much affection for her. Who made her drag her as hard as 250,000 to 80,000 yuan from the beginning, and she couldn't get along with anyone. I deliberately made her suffer a little.
Finally, Qin Shuang came out, carrying a plate of scrambled eggs with slightly burnt tomatoes and a gray face. She looked very embarrassed and threw the plate on the table unhappily, "Have a try!"
Holy shit, this is a real poisonous weed. Even if I have the heart, I don’t have the courage. I decisively gave up, collected the things, and returned to my 602.
After putting on the helmet and plugging in the power, I lay quietly on the bed waiting to enter the game.
But something very funny happened. I lay there and waited for half a minute but nothing happened.
I cursed with great depression in my heart: "Is there something wrong that happened at this time?"
If there really is a glitch that prevents me from entering the game, it will be really depressing. Although Luna and the others are still playing happily in Japan, there is nothing like us in the West, but they can’t enter the game and are not allowed to enter the game.
They are two completely different concepts.
Even if there is nothing wrong with me, it is my freedom and I can do whatever I want.
But the helmet actually can't be connected, so it's not something I can control, but it's "being" unable to connect.
I took off the helmet and carefully checked the indicator lights on the helmet. The power and network indicators were all on, indicating that the power was on, so there was no problem.
"Is there something wrong with me?" I said a little self-deprecatingly, looking at the last indicator light about life and health. It was dark when I wasn't wearing a helmet, but it should be green when a normal person is wearing it.
I think it shouldn't be the case. Didn't I just take a nap and then have lunch? Can this cause problems? It's too exaggerated!
I put it on again and tried it, but it still didn't work.
After restarting the helmet, the situation is still the same.
This time, I was finally at my wits end.
The helmet is a high-tech product, seamlessly connected. Even if it needs to be dismantled, I don’t know where to start. The only way is to find Tianhen’s office for repair; if it can be repaired, that’s fine, if not, it’s better to go to the Imperial City’s office.
If you send it to the headquarters, it will take three days at the fastest. By then, the national war will be over.
Thinking of this, my heart sank: Could this be another trick done by the Japanese?
No way, their hacker attacks are actually so powerful?
In other words, their shamelessness has reached the point of being shameless? They still need to use the power of hackers to play a game?
Should I go to Hongke Alliance to report it?
I called Professor Yang helplessly. Although he was not directly involved in the management of Tianhen, he and his son developed the helmet after all, so he must know what to do.
"Professor Yang, it's me! Lin Zhishan, how is the situation of my girlfriend Xiyan?" I asked a little abruptly.
"Oh! It's you!" Professor Yang suddenly said, "Her condition is quite stable. We let her enter the game through vulnerability response this morning. Haven't you seen her?"
"Really?" I was a little surprised, and I laughed twice and said: "I didn't sleep all night when we attacked Yokohama Castle in Japan last night. I just slept this morning, so I missed it!"
"That's it! But it's okay, you will have a chance! Her current situation is considered stable for the time being. I will take a gentler approach and go through this process as smoothly as possible!"
"Sorry to trouble you! There is one more thing I want to ask you!"
"Say it!"
"When our helmet is connected to the Internet through the Internet, will it be attacked by hackers? My helmet just couldn't log in!"
"Theoretically, any point on the network will be vulnerable to attack! But our helmet itself has a very powerful shield against hackers. If we want to attack a specific point, we must go through the sky.
Trace the defense system of the official server. It’s theoretically impossible! What, is there something wrong with your helmet?”
