The girl in trousers feigned anger and glared at her, but she immediately pulled out the chair opposite me and sat down.
At that moment, I was dumbfounded. I was quite hungry and wanted to have a big meal, but then such a beautiful woman suddenly sat in front of me. I was a little... lowered my head nervously and stuffed a large piece of beef.
"Wait a minute, you pretend to be my boyfriend, okay?" the girl in trousers said, having no choice but to pin all her hopes on me.
And the girl in the long skirt also looked at me with a smile: "Sister, you didn't really find this kind of person to play brother-in-law, did you?"
"As long as I can get rid of that annoying guy, anyone can be my boyfriend!" The girl in trousers said a little eagerly, casting her eyes on me, "Is that okay?"
I raised my head and saw that when I cut it, I cut it into too big a piece, so now half of the beef was stuffed in my mouth. It was also very chewy and I didn't bite it in a while.
His mouth was bulging and still stained with oil. He wanted to say something but couldn't mutter it, so he had to chew it until it was chewed up.
At this time, a lean young man with sky-high long hair turned to one side, wearing a black and white plaid suit and white-framed glasses, ran down from the Pure Gold Street.
This... style is too exaggerated, right?
I said that I feel like he wears clothes that make people look obedient, similar to Jam Hsiao. Moreover, there are no lenses in the white frames, they are just pure decorations. Moreover, his hair style is as exaggerated as it is upside down.
What an exaggeration. When I play there, it feels very annoying.
When I saw it, I almost laughed to death at his weird look, but ended up choking!
The girl in trousers quickly took out a tissue to wipe my mouth, and then handed me a glass of water.
The flamboyant man also came over and stretched out his hand: "Hey Lily, what a coincidence?"
I didn't pay attention to the name at first, I was so distracted that I choked.
But the girl in the long skirt deliberately smiled and said in a low voice: "He obviously followed me here, and he still said it was a coincidence! He is so thick-skinned!"
I finally swallowed the piece of beef, wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, stood up, turned around and held his hand and said, "What a coincidence! Long time no see, are you okay?"
The girl in the long skirt pouted and said without even daring to raise her head: "This one is even thicker-skinned!"
The exaggerated man watched me wipe my greasy mouth with my hands and then grabbed him. He wanted to hide, but failed. The moment he was caught by me, his entire face changed and he hurriedly pulled out.
I stopped my hand, took out a tissue from my table, wiped it with all my strength, and shouted, "This is so disgusting! Who are you?"
I wiped my mouth with the palm of my hand coolly and pointed at the girl in trousers with my hand and said: "I, I am her new boyfriend! Hello, my name is Lin San! You can also call me... Xiaosan!"
"As I said that, I was about to go over and put my arm on his shoulder.
"Mistress???" As expected, the exaggerated man's face showed an exaggerated expression as he hid again and again, "Boyfriend?"
However, soon he unabashedly looked at me with an expression of absolute disdain, as if I were someone who came out of the trash heap, and took two steps back with a disgusted expression while wiping the clothes he had just worn.
I grabbed the hand and looked at the girl in trousers and said with disbelief: "I can't believe you actually found such a... such a..." He thought for a long time and couldn't think of any words to use.
To describe me, I had no choice but to give up with shaking hands and said, "I will definitely talk to Uncle carefully!"
Then he seemed to be very angry and walked away. I don't know why, but I felt like he was a bit effeminate.
The girl in the long skirt couldn't help but laugh and said: "So happy!"
Seeing the flamboyant man twisting his butt and walking away, I sat down and asked sincerely: "How is it? Are my acting skills okay? Do you hope to compete for this year's Golden Horse Award for Best Actor?"
The girl in trousers smiled at me a little sheepishly and said, "Thank you so much for just now! This meal is mine! If you come here to eat in the future, I will give you a 30% discount."
But the girl in the long skirt said dissatisfiedly: "Sister, I have seen you trying to get rid of him so many times, but this time you did it the most simply and in the shortest time! Uncle, you are awesome!"
I was a little stunned. "Uncle?" I touched my chin. Damn, I haven't trimmed my beard for several days. He really looks like a wretched uncle.
The girl in trousers said with a somewhat uneasy expression on her face: "Stop talking, it's not you who caused this! You must come out for a walk!"
But the girl in the long skirt pouted and said, "The weather is really good today! Sister, look, there are people filming over there!"
As he said it, it seemed that the sky was getting cloudy and the wind was getting stronger. It was estimated that there would be a thunderstorm later.
It's good to rain, I like rain, the bigger the better.
Only when it rains can people not tell whether the liquid in the corner of your eyes is tears or rain.
The girl in trousers may have also seen this change in the weather and said unhappily: "It's going to rain! Let's go back!"
But the girl in the long skirt reluctantly said coquettishly: "No! I want to sit here for a while! I'm going to get sick from being bored here every day!" Then she turned around and looked at me, "Uncle,
Why don’t you eat?”
I was only 25, but I was called uncle by a girl. It really made me feel embarrassed. Am I really that old? As a result, he started to think of himself as an uncle as soon as he opened his mouth, "You two beauties, would you like a cup of coffee? I'll treat you uncle!"
"It feels like a bit of a self-destruction.
"Uncle, are you borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha?" the girl in the long skirt said innocently, exposing me. Just now her sister clearly said that this meal belongs to her, and this place seems to be owned by their family. It seems a bit pretentious to say that I am treating guests.
Already.
However, the girl in trousers seemed more mature and understood what I meant. She nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you! Thank you very much just now. We won't disturb you anymore!" After that, she stood up to push up her long skirt.
The girl leaves.
But the girl in the long skirt said straightforwardly: "It's very nice here! The uncle is also very nice, why does my sister want to leave?"
The girl in trousers seemed to sense my thoughts and said sheepishly: "Uncle wants to eat quietly alone! Let's not disturb others!"
But the girl in the long skirt tilted her head and looked at me innocently: "Uncle, is it true?"
I was embarrassed for a while. I really couldn’t afford to hurt the innocent little girl. Should I ask the question so directly? I said with a slight embarrassment: "No way! Just sit here, it’s okay! The uncle likes the little girl to watch her eat!"
As I said that, I was in a bad mood and wolfed down the remaining half of the steak directly into my mouth. I puffed my mouth and started chewing it slowly. It was as ugly as I could, as if I was pissing off someone.