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Chapter 152 Boss Diarrhea

I couldn't help but curse: "Monk, you fucked too fast!"

The monk touched his head in embarrassment: "Sorry, it was a mistake! It was a pure mistake!"

As our two MTs were kicked out, the other eight people in our team immediately panicked:

"No one is standing in front of me! What should I do if the boss comes?"

"Both the vice president and the monk are impotent and have premature ejaculation. We are doomed!"

"Why don't you run away! Do you want to die by chattering here?"

"The boss is coming! It's so fast! It has eight legs and we only have two. How can we run past it?"

"I'll do it!"

At this time, the giant sword warrior named Kang Han, who had been silent all this time, resolutely came out wielding his giant sword and stood proudly in front of the giant spider.

Is this a visual effect? ​​Why do I feel that he is tall and majestic and heroic when he stands upright with a giant sword?

Great Sword Fighting, as the name suggests, is an all-out warrior who abandons all defense. In order to pursue higher and more extreme damage effects, the skills of Great Sword Fighting are almost the same as all-out, at the expense of defense.

No matter what, their defense is very low, and the spider's eight-legged combo is entirely possible to kill them on the spot. But at this time, one person really needs to stand up to fight, otherwise the entire team's DPS may suffer heavy losses.

but……

This guy is suspected of stealing the spotlight.

Seeing the giant spider baring its teeth and waving its six legs, it was about to attack Kang Han.

I rummaged through my backpack and finally found a bottle of petrochemical potion, and threw it away without saying a word.

The petrifying agent exploded and a cloud of gray mist rose, instantly petrifying the giant spider.

System prompt: "The giant spider is successfully petrified, and the effect lasts for 3 seconds!"

Several of the giant spider's legs almost stopped less than ten centimeters in front of Kang Han and became petrified.

"Only 3 seconds! Attack its waist with force!" I yelled as I fell to the ground. At the same time, I jumped up and rushed toward the giant spider as soon as I landed.

Suddenly, the archer's arrow, the mage's fireball, and the priest's holy light all hit the slender waist of the petrified giant spider.

Three seconds was enough for me to be in place and replace Kang Han.

I stood in front of the giant spider's big mouth, which is the weak point of the giant spider, but the boss's eight legs take turns attacking, so it is usually difficult to see its head, let alone the waist.

I searched my backpack again, and found that the number of status potions was very small, and they were used to save my life at critical moments. One less bottle was so precious that I really couldn’t bear to use it. However, there were quite a lot of laxatives, more than 30 bottles.

, and the production cost is very low and convenient, and can be mass-produced. So I made up my mind and this is it!

"Be careful, the boss's petrified state will disappear soon!"

The moment the boss recovered from the petrified state, I immediately used level 2 poisoning and threw a laxative at it. This throw was a coincidence, and it happened to be thrown into its mouth at the moment of recovery.

"Poisoning successful! Poisoning proficiency +2!"

When the giant spider recovered, it immediately discovered my presence, and the distance was very close, so it was a little crazy and swept towards me with several feet at the same time, but in the next second.

The giant spider boss trembled all over, and the feet that were waving in the air stopped, and then weakly retracted them.

Then there was a muffled sound of "Gurgling!"

"What are you waiting for? Keep attacking!" I shouted with surprise in my heart.

It turns out that this laxative can really make the target stop the current action. This alone is incredible!

"Brother Lin, what's wrong with the boss? Are you hungry? What did you throw just now?" The monk touched his bald head and said in confusion.

I said proudly: "I took laxatives!"

"Laxative?" The monk was surprised, "There is such a thing in this game? Where can I find it? I will also buy two pairs and put them in Xiaohua's bread!"

I decisively gave him two portions and said, "Remember, the best effect is the two portions together!"

As he spoke, the boss's weak state disappeared. The effect of this laxative was too weak, and it only lasted for one second before disappearing!

"The boss is here again!" they shouted in panic.

After the giant spider recovered, it raised its feet and patted the monk and me.

The monk immediately and sensitively took a few steps back, and I calmly stuffed a packet of laxatives into its mouth again.

The giant spider's legs were waving in the air and stopped again as if they were frozen. Then they shrank feebly and curled up on the ground motionless, allowing the mage archers behind us to fight desperately.

The HP of the giant spider was decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye from section to section, and everyone seemed very relaxed. This boss looked like a baby without any threat, and he could still chat and laugh while fighting:

"Vice President, how did you do it? Teach me!"

"It's so cool! This is the first time I've seen a boss let us fight so honestly!"

"That's right, no one will believe you if you tell me!"

"Vice President, you are so amazing!"

"It turns out that beating the boss can be so easy. It's so unreasonable! We had to be careful when killing mobs before!"

"Then let's see who's missing?"

"Do you think this boss will grind me to death without any suspense?"

"I think it's possible!"

"Then it's really frustrating for this boss to die!"

While talking, the boss's health was finally reduced to below 50%. Like all bosses, bosses with HP below 50% may use their ultimate move at any time. The giant spider boss's ultimate move is probably based on its feet.

Once the whirlwind is activated, the 10 of us may not be enough to kill it.

As soon as the boss breaks out of his weak state, he seems to jump up and launch a whirlwind attack.

I quickly jumped up and threw a laxative at its mouth. This time I actually fed two portions at the same time, in order to destroy the boss's ultimate move.

With a "pop" sound, the boss fell down, and its eight legs shrank and joined together. It seemed that the laxative had taken effect.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that the boss's HP was steadily reduced to 48% and 46%.

All I can say is that this is almost a magic medicine. It can actually forcibly interrupt the target's movements. I can use it to defeat the boss in the future. Especially if it interrupts the boss, wouldn't it be a powerful weapon?

At 40% and 30%, the giant spider boss wanted to use his ultimate move, but I successfully interrupted him!

But at this time, a very embarrassing thing happened. I was almost running out of laxatives!


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