But when the two of them saw me through the lightning, they were also shocked: "Are you a human or a ghost?"
Damn, you actually have the nerve to ask me this.
"Of course I am a human! Are you humans or ghosts?" I asked in shock.
"We are human beings too!" The short fat man among them touched his face and said, "Damn it, why do you dress yourself up to look like a human or a ghost? You do it in the middle of the night, you want to scare people to death!"
Before I even talked about him, he started talking about me. Just like me...
I lowered my head and looked at myself, and was surprised to find that my clothes and pants were dirty to a terrifying degree, and there was another place that was scratched by something. I looked really embarrassed.
This cemetery is really fucking dirty. Didn’t I just crawl between the tombstones? Do you want to be so exaggerated?
The tall man asked: "Little brother, why do you come to such a dead place alone in the middle of the night?"
As soon as I said this, I remembered it and said angrily: "I was fooled! You two were tricked. Which song are you singing in?" I saw that they were all wearing gray Taoist robes.
There are also vague traces of gossip.
The short fat man looked at himself and then at me, boasting a little proudly: "We are here to catch ghosts!"
The tall man glanced at him and said displeasedly: "Don't talk nonsense, harmonious society!"
The short fat man shrank and said hehe: "We are really here to catch that one!"
I saw them talking attentively and asked suspiciously: "Is there really that thing? Have you seen it?"
The short fat man saw that I was interested, so he said enthusiastically: "There are all kinds of wonders in the world! Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist, and what you see may not be the whole truth. In our line of work, you have to be honest.
!If you believe it, there will be it; if you don’t believe it, there will be nothing..."
When I heard it, I felt like it was Liu Laoliu who told people fortunes by the park.
"Brother, do you believe me?" The short fat man looked at me with sincere eyes.
Although the Captain Jack's eyeliner he painted made him look like a panda, I couldn't help but laugh after seeing it several times. But in order to show my sincerity, I held back and nodded, "I believe it!"
"Brother, you really have a good sense! I really saw the right person!..."
Do I have better taste or do you have better taste? I was confused by his words.
"You and I are destined, how about I make a fortune for you!" Seeing my face change slightly and holding my pocket, he immediately added, "I don't charge money, I don't charge money, don't worry!"
As soon as I heard that there would be no charge, I felt relieved and asked, "How do I calculate it?"
"Give me your hands!" The short fat man turned around and said enthusiastically, crawled over and sat next to me.
I stretched out my hands.
The short fat man raised his head, turned on the flashlight, and shined it back and forth on my right hand. He gestured along the palm prints in a serious manner and muttered, nodding his head. He even smelled it, as if it really happened once.
thing,
"How is it?" I was still frightened by his appearance and asked with concern.
"Do you often masturbate with this hand?" the short fat man said enigmatically.
My expression changed, and then I shouted in surprise: "Master, this is amazing!"
The short fat man smiled sheepishly and said: "Actually, it's nothing, I'm just familiar with this smell!"
I'm embarrassed!
The tall man chuckled while driving: "As long as they are not left-handed, most people use their right hands!"
What a revelation!
The short fat man said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, can you not expose me?"
The tall man continued to drive, and the short fat man continued: "Brother, you have a generous hand to carry virtue but don't think about making progress, you are extremely smart and far-sighted but are afraid of taking responsibility, you are extremely lucky and blessed, but you are secretly guarding your glory..."
"So, in general?" Why are you "butting out" all the good things you say?
"In general, it's because of the lack of calcium in the five elements that one is destined to be a bad person!" Chunky finally raised his head and said with a bit of shame.
…
The tall man hurriedly stepped on the brakes, but the road was slippery on a rainy day. Even though he stepped on the brakes, he still slid out for several meters before he came to a stop.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Chubby covered his head and shouted angrily.
The tall man sat dumbly in the driver's seat, his face pale and his eyes dull. After a long time, he said slowly: "I really want to hit someone!"
I couldn't help but frown: Did I hit someone? But the car didn't have an obvious sluggish feeling of impact, and it was midnight and it was raining heavily on a suburban county-level road. Who would come to such a ghost place?
"What? You hit someone! It's over, go down and see if he's dead?" the short fat man said hurriedly and went to open the car door, "Unlock it!"
"It's solved!" The tall man said and went to push the car door, but it couldn't be pushed open. "What's going on?"
I also hurriedly leaned against the door, grabbed the handle and pushed hard, but it still couldn't be pushed out. I pulled several times to no avail. The door seemed to be locked and I couldn't push it open.
At this time, the tall man suddenly screamed: "Junior brother, what is that?"
The short fat man and I turned to look at the front of the tall car at the same time. Under the illumination of the car lights, in the white rain curtain, there seemed to be a black figure floating unsteadily in front of our car.
He passed by and disappeared into the woods on the roadside.
I didn't even see clearly what it was.
But at that moment, a cold numbness seemed to spread throughout my body, making me shiver.
The short fat man turned around with great difficulty, "Did you, did you see it?"
I swallowed my saliva, nodded, and responded with difficulty: "Yes!"
"What is it?" the short fat man said with a pale face.
I regained my composure, took a deep breath and said, "I didn't see clearly!"
At this time, the tall man opened the car door and pushed out. He grabbed a flashlight from the front of the car and shined it at the roadside, but all he saw was the swaying grass and the pounding rain.
Humpty Dumpty and I were so scared that we stayed in the car and didn't dare to move.
The tall man turned to the front of the car with a flashlight, shined it on the floor, and waved at us vigorously.
In desperation, Short Dumpty and I also got out of the car and held the car in front of the car in the heavy rain.
"What's wrong, senior brother?" the short fat man shouted with difficulty.
The tall man shined his flashlight on the floor in front of the car and pointed to the ground with his left hand.
The short fat man and I both moved our eyes to the ground in front of the car. The rain washed the ground, but we could still see that the bright red blood in the rain was flowing out from under the car.
I was shocked and felt a cold feeling on my back.
"Blood?" The short fat man called out in surprise, "Brother, did you kill someone?"
I looked at it suspiciously, this amount of blood must be too much, everyone has run away, why is there still so much blood? And it’s raining so hard!
I took the flashlight from the tall man's hand, squatted down and shined it under the car.
After looking at it, I was so frightened that I sat on the road and was so surprised that I couldn't speak.
