Chapter 276: It Doesn't Take Money to Calculate a Divination
Are we just like actors?
"Come in! You just stitched the wound yesterday, and you went to film again today. Are you going to die?" The nurse said as she walked into the duty room next to her and took out disinfectants and other tools from the cabinet.
"Get down!" Her tone was somewhat similar to that of Dr. Fan. Maybe she was infected after being together for a long time. A little girl always likes to keep a straight face.
I had no choice but to lie down on the hospital bed. The little nurse used sterilized tweezers to remove the medical patch from my wound and pulled it. It was a constant pain. I saw that the removed medical patch was red. It should be...
When I removed it just now, I touched the wound and it started to bleed again.
"Do you know it hurts?"
"Auntie, please be gentler!" I could only cry out in apology.
"Don't work so hard if you know it hurts! If the wound is infected, your waist will be ruined!" She said while wiping my wound with a cotton ball.
That's disinfectant, it hurts.
The short fat man and the tall man were crowded together at the door to watch the show. They were still dripping with water, which looked strange. Especially when the black circles under their eyes were washed away by the rain and flowed everywhere, their faces were almost unreadable.
, it will give you nightmares after watching it.
After the little nurse helped me treat the wound, she took a pack of tissues and put it on the table at the door: "Wipe it yourself!" Then she came back to apply medicine and tie gauze on me.
"Sister, you don't have a boyfriend!" the short fat man said with a smile.
The little nurse glared at him, but still asked curiously: "How do you know?"
The short fat man looked at her with a squinting look, opened his mouth and said: "I am the thirty-sixth generation descendant of Zhenren Zhang in Fenghuang Mountain. I have the true inheritance of my master. There is absolutely no problem in telling people's fortunes and reading Feng Shui.
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Damn, I thought he would say "the legs are clamped tightly enough", but I didn't expect him to start bragging very wisely.
"Are you really good at telling fortunes?" The little nurse seemed quite interested in this topic.
"Really!" said the short fat man with a smile, "just let me see your hands!"
The little nurse was really convinced. After tying it up for me, she decisively stretched out her hands and said, "Then help me take a look!"
The short fat man smiled and grabbed her silky hands, caressing them intoxicatedly, looking like a lustful senior. Judging from his skillful appearance, he must be a habitual offender, and he didn't know how many ignorant girls he had deceived.
But the little nurse said without any awareness: "Please help me find out! How is my marriage? When will my Prince Charming show up?"
The short fat man said without even looking: "It has already appeared!"
The little nurse blushed and lowered her head shyly: "You, how do you know?"
"Of course, I am Phoenix Mountain... (omitted), and no one can tell my fortune for sure! I usually don't tell people's fortunes easily!"
In fact, I muttered in my heart: The only thing that this short, fat guy like Prince Charming can’t talk about is himself!
The tall man seemed a little dazed. After all, he had just hit someone with his car, and he still couldn't let go. If he was really hit and killed, you can imagine how miserable the rest of his life would be.
"Grandpa, the grandson called again..."
I took it out and it was my sister calling.
"Brother, are you back?" My sister asked worriedly, almost crying, "I just heard from Sister Xiaoyu that she tricked you into the cemetery. Are you okay? I heard that there has been some unrest there recently. Sister Xiaoyu is really too much.
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I felt moved in my heart and said, "I'm back! I just happened to have a ride! Don't worry, I'm on my way! Leave me a chicken wing!"
After hanging up the phone, I saw the little nurse looking at me longingly and muttering: "Glutty!"
I smiled awkwardly without explaining.
If I didn't say that, my sister would definitely still be worried.
The short fat man said: "Sister, I haven't finished talking yet! I think you are destined to me, so I will help you tell your fortune for free, no money!"
"Ah, you still want money?" the little nurse said sensitively and withdrew her hand, "Then it's better not to give it up, I don't have any money!"
Humpty Dumpty hadn't touched enough yet, so he added, "Your Prince Charming just appeared recently, right?"
The little nurse was surprised again: "You also know this?"
"And it's far away in the horizon, right in front of you!" the short fat man said smugly.
I cursed in my heart: Are you so narcissistic?
Unexpectedly, the little nurse lowered her head and felt a little embarrassed. I looked around and saw that there were only three men here.
I won’t talk about the two Taoist priests. One is a thin bamboo pole with a height of 1.9 meters, and his face looks like a ghost arc; the other is less than 1.6 meters, like a short winter melon. The two of them serve as my foil.
, it’s hard for me not to be narcissistic.
I pointed at my nose blankly and said, "It can't be me, can it?"
The little nurse actually nodded shyly: "I've been secretly in love with you for a long time! I'm so upset!"
"But, I've only met you once, and the total time we met was less than twenty minutes, right?" I felt really baffled. Is there really such a thing as love at first sight in this world?
The short fat man suddenly lowered his head with frustrated self-esteem: "Sister, I, I, I..."
But the little nurse seemed to be looking at me in confusion, as if she could never get enough of her, "What a great figure!"
I felt a little bit on pins and needles at being looked at, and felt uncomfortable all over. I wanted to find a place to burrow right away.
At this time, an old nurse came in and said: "Which of you is the patient's family member, please go and pay the deposit first!"
I looked at the two Taoist priests, and they looked at each other, and then looked at me.
The tall man said sheepishly: "I have no money!"
The short fat man twitched his mouth: "Me neither!"
Humpty Dumpty, you still have the nerve to say that, I think you are the best at cheating and abduction, but you dare to say that you are not.
I just muttered in my heart, this hospital won't treat the disease without giving me money. I can't watch people die because I can't bear the money.
Seeing that they could just run away secretly but didn't, I accepted the defeat, took out my credit card and gave it to the old nurse, "Swipe it!"
The tall man and the short fat man immediately looked at me with watery eyes: "Brother, you are so rich!"
I looked at them with contempt and said, "You are still a car owner after all, and I still take the No. 11 bus! I don't have any money in the card, but I can overdraft!"
The tall man looked very embarrassed and said: "Brother, to be honest, we really have no money! This car belongs to the master! He saw that you were trapped in the cemetery alone and couldn't go back, so he asked us to take you back!"
The short fat man continued to mutter: "And the master doesn't let us make money by telling people's fortunes and driving away disasters! So, we have no skills, but we are still poor!"
I'm embarrassed!
"However, if the customer takes the initiative to give it to me, then it doesn't matter!" The short fat man said excitedly. Did that look imply that I wanted to give him something?
