After the distraught girl left, I helped the short fat man up and said, "Why did you become a Taoist priest with your master?"
The short fat man cried with snot and tears: "When I was a child, I really liked playing peek-a-boo. Then an old man took a lollipop and asked me if I wanted to go with him.
Catching cats! I was attracted by the lollipop and nodded..."
Okay, I understand, why don’t you tell the screenwriter about such a dramatic plot? If you dare, you can make another "Kung Fu" version of "Hide and Seek". However, this old Taoist priest is too ruthless.
An ignorant teenager took him away with a lollipop.
"What about your family?" I couldn't help asking sympathetically, wanting to give him another lollipop.
"I have no family! I was in an orphanage when I was very young." Humpty Dumpty said without regret at all.
"Then do you know your senior brother's experience?" He is so tall, it would be a pity not to play basketball.
The short fat man shook his head, "I don't know, my senior brother is usually a bit serious and doesn't like to talk! He has a long face, as if someone owes him money and hasn't paid it back. However, he is actually very kind-hearted and takes good care of me.
"
Judging from your size, I can guess how much he takes care of you, almost as if you are his younger brother.
Because the common experience of a car accident actually gave us a sense of sharing the same fate, he was not restrained in his words.
"By the way, Brother Lin, what do you do?" the short fat man asked curiously.
"How do you know my name is Lin San?"
"I guessed it!" he said with a smile.
"Come on, don't think I don't know!" I looked at him with contempt and said, just now the confused girl called "Lin Sange" "Lin Sange", he is not deaf.
"The name your parents gave you is so good, Lin Zhishan, Lin Zhishan, there are mountains and forests, it is broad and thick yet hidden, you are a master!" The short fat man couldn't help but sigh.
This time I was really touched, because I never told him my name, and even the distraught girl only found out when I came to handle the wound registration yesterday. How did he know it?
He said with self-pity: "Unlike me, my master gave me a nickname, Niu Shisan!"
I immediately felt that his master was an expert outside the world, Niu Shisan, this name is really awesome, tall, really tall.
"Then what do you call your senior brother?" I was worried that this was another earth-shattering name.
"Niu 11!"
I was instantly petrified.
What a strong name. I think before Zhu Yuanzhang became famous, he also had a name with a number, called Zhu Chongba; his father's name was Zhu Wusi, his grandfather's name was Zhu Liusan, his grandfather's father's name was Zhu Siliu, and his grandfather's
grandfather……
I was sweating like rain and praised: "What a name!" I murmured in my mind: It really fits that person's naming habits. To save trouble, I used numbers only. It is simple, easy to remember and has personality.
"You think that's good too?" Niu Shisan asked a little doubtfully.
"Okay, really good!" I said from the bottom of my heart, "Especially your name. I can tell at a glance that it is a very domineering and promising name!"
Niu Shisan didn't seem to realize what it meant. It's no wonder that he would easily lose touch with society if he stayed in the cemetery with his master for a long time.
The distraught girl came back with two sets of hospital gowns, threw one set to Niu Shisan and said, "Give me the money!"
Niu Shisan said in embarrassment: "I really don't have one! How about I tell you a fortune! I'm very clever!"
But the confused girl said carelessly: "I already know what I want to know, there is nothing else I want to know! You'd better pay me obediently, a set of hospital clothes is 80 yuan!"
Niu Shisan couldn't help but said, "We'll give it to you when my master comes!"
The upset girl handed me the clothes and said softly: "Brother Lin, I'm going outside. Call me when you've changed! Be careful not to move too much, and be careful of your waist!" She actually didn't mean that I was injured, but that I was injured.
What do you mean when you say my waist?
Niu Shisan looked like a myna.
"Brother, why are you so popular with girls? Can you teach me a few tricks?" As soon as the upset girl left, Niu Shisan took the initiative and said in a flirtatious manner.
"Can Taoist priests pick up girls?" I asked suspiciously while changing my clothes, "Aren't you going to kill seven emotions and six desires?"
"Can't Taoist priests do it?" Niu Shisan asked in a strange tone, "Taoist priests are also human beings, and they also have emotions and desires! Why can't they pick up girls?"
I'm speechless. He can go clubbing if he wants. As long as his master allows it, it doesn't matter.
I don't know if the upset girl deliberately teased him or something, but the hospital clothes he was wearing were so tight that the buttons in front of his stomach couldn't be buttoned, making him look nondescript.
The confused girl came in and said to me: "Brother Lin, I'm hungry. How about we go out for supper together?"
"Okay, okay, I've been hungry for a long time!" Niu Shisan said while his mouth was almost drooling.
The distraught girl looked at him with contempt: "I didn't call you, why are you excited?"
Niu Shisan died instantly.
I also felt a little hungry. I was going to eat at KFC, but Miss Ren tricked me into going to the cemetery and I hadn't eaten yet. So I nodded and said, "Take him there. It's okay to watch him struggle all night."
It’s tiring! (I changed the subject on purpose) You’re on duty and you can go away for a while, okay?”
"What can happen? I'm not the only nurse in the whole hospital!" the confused girl said displeasedly, and then said to Niu Shisan: "You don't have to go, I'll bring you whatever you want to eat! You're here
Just wait and wait. If the girl comes out or the doctor needs anything, just do what they say! Do you understand?"
Niu Shisan gave me a pitiful look, and I had no idea: "Then just wait here! I'll pack it back for you! It doesn't matter if no one stays here!"
"Okay then!" Niu Shisan said aggrievedly.
The distraught girl took the opportunity to happily take my arm and pull me out.
Along the way, she often rubbed her breasts against my arms to take advantage of me.
I still wanted to pull my hand back a little unaccustomedly. After all, I wasn't very familiar with it, but I accidentally touched it and it was soft.
She patted me with her hand and said shyly: "I hate it! Are you too young? Do you like Sister Mingyue like that?"
Damn it, she really dares to say anything.
Murong Mingyue, that scale is really huge. I doubt that someone with such a serious imbalance in proportion can also be a policeman? Doesn't he run without shaking?
Or was it that the examiner at the time could no longer see anything and only saw her breasts, leaving some saliva on her? Or maybe the tight police uniform could better highlight these proud and straight breasts. With Murong Mingyue at the police station,
How many times will the work efficiency of colleagues in the police station increase as a result?
