I sat down in front of the troubled girl. On the table in front of me, there were all the same mobile phones, but they were decorated with various leather cases of different styles.
It can be seen from these colorful decorations that all 31 mobile phones here are used by girls.
"There are so many!" I said in amazement, "These can be sold for tens of thousands!"
The confused girl showed a confident smile on her face and said: "Here are all the mobile phones stolen at Yunhai University in the past two days. See which one belongs to your sister!"
I was amazed, otherwise the Banana Company would be able to go public so quickly. This is almost like an arcade machine for everyone. Although the price is as high as more than 5,000 yuan per unit, which is equivalent to more than two months' salary for some people.
There are people who sell their livers and kidneys just to buy such a mobile phone. When I pass by the window of a banana store, I can't help but stop and take a few more looks. But I can't afford it, so I just save a few.
I can’t afford it with my monthly salary, so I can only look at it to satisfy my craving.
But I didn't expect that now there are thirty-one bananas in front of me, allowing me to choose at will. This really makes me dazzled.
The confused girl said with a smile: "That phone of yours should have been thrown away a long time ago, it has been obsolete for hundreds of years!"
I chuckled and said, "It's enough! That's a three-proof mobile phone that's waterproof, dustproof, and pervert-proof! Now it's out of print on the market, and you can't even buy it if you want to!"
"I know it's waterproof and dustproof, but how can it prevent perverts?" the confused girl asked curiously.
I took out my antique Nokia mobile phone and said seriously: "Look, on the surface it is a very ordinary mobile phone, but in fact..."
The confused girl looked at me with curiosity, "What about it actually?" I guess she has seen too much 008, where all kinds of advanced spy equipment are hidden in some inconspicuous props. She may have thought that my phone has something.
It will be of great use.
My appetite was whetted, and I recommended it solemnly: "Actually, it is a mobile phone that can be used as a brick! If you encounter a pervert, the only way is to hold a mobile phone and smash it at the pervert, and you can be sure that the pervert will be hit immediately on the head.
Pick up a bag!"
The distraught girl almost spit out the coke in her mouth, couldn't help laughing and said: "That's it?"
I asked seriously: "Isn't this enough?"
The distraught girl smiled brightly, "That's enough, that's enough! Your mobile phone is indeed very powerful!" Suddenly her expression changed and she asked jealously: "Do you usually make them happy like this?"
Sorry, this change of attitude is too fast.
"No!" I said frankly, "Although we live together, we all play games and rarely eat and chat together!"
She didn't press any further, but she leaned on the table, stretched her head and looked at me seriously and asked: "Let me be your girlfriend, okay?"
Cold sweat started to break out on my forehead, and I suddenly thought, if I became her boyfriend, and if I had a fight with her one day, would I be chased and slashed by more than two thousand people while walking down the street? But.
, I thought again, if I don’t be her boyfriend, will I end up with the same fate as Xu Wenqiang when I walk out now?
What a difficult choice.
I was confused, deeply confused.
If you want to talk about beauty, the troubled girl is not bad either. Although her breasts are not as big as Murong Mingyue's, they are not small either. Although her butt is not as curvy as Murong Mingyue's, she still looks quite handsome. As the saying goes, red is good.
Flowers also need to be lined with green leaves. If you just look at her like this, her beauty can only be considered acceptable.
But, if... I turned my head and looked at the next table, I saw the fat girl grabbing the greasy grilled chicken drumstick with her hands and stuffing it into her mouth while sucking her fingers. Then I looked back and saw the upset girl dipping it in French fries more politely.
After the strong contrast between ketchup and ketchup, I will feel that the disturbed girl is definitely a beautiful woman.
The distraught girl sat down in disappointment, "Do you want to think about it for so long? It's very sad!" Then she also grabbed the roasted chicken leg on the table and took a big bite.
The corners of my mouth twitched in embarrassment, and I said in an extremely embarrassed tone: "This... that... I don't know you very well yet, so if I just want to be your boyfriend, I'm going too fast!"
I don’t know if I’m thinking too much, because I feel that once the relationship between a boyfriend and girlfriend is confirmed, we should do some things that a boyfriend and girlfriend should do. What do you think?
But now if it’s just that, a little bit of that, if it’s too fast, the people watching it will also be that, can you understand what I mean?
When I said this, the confused girl immediately put down the roasted chicken leg and wiped her mouth with a paper towel politely, "Then you mean, after we get to know each other deeply, we can be boyfriend and girlfriend?"
In fact, I wanted to say evilly, "It depends on how deep it goes!"
But I'm just a boring guy, I just hide in my room, mute my computer, and watch Teacher Cang. It's almost impossible to say such meaningful words.
"That's pretty much what it means!" I said hehey.
I am actually quite conservative when it comes to things like boyfriend and girlfriend. Someone said that falling in love without the purpose of getting married is just a hooligan. So I have always been very careful about looking for someone to get married to.
, but not to mess around with the relationship between men and women at will!
It seems that we are not the second generation of x, so we can’t mess around even if we want to, is there any possibility?
The confused girl smiled, holding up the fries dipped in ketchup and laughing, "You said so!"
Her words made me feel like she was trying to trick me again.
I have a very uneasy feeling! But where is the uneasiness? I can’t think of it.
The distraught girl left excitedly, leaving behind a table full of bananas and an unfinished family bucket.
The key is that the pile of five bananas on the table is really eye-catching. Anyone who walks by me can't help but look at it a few more times, and then whisper to me. There is even a very shy friend who puts it in front of her girlfriend.
With his bare eyelids, he walked over nervously and asked: "Classmate, are you selling second-hand mobile phones? How much does this banana cost for five cents each?"
I looked at him. He was wearing a Metersbonwe shirt and Metersbonwe jeans. He was skinny and skinny. He obviously only had 200 yuan in his wallet, but he still invited his girlfriend to eat at such a luxurious place. He had so much left over.
The more than 100 yuan I spent was just enough to buy three Durex and open a house.
Suddenly, a feeling of sympathy arose spontaneously, thinking that this was how I got here back then!
It’s so nostalgic!
So I picked up a Banana Five without thinking, called my cell phone, looked at the number, made sure it wasn't Shangguan Wan'er, and threw it to him and said, "It's for you!"
The guy was stunned instantly!
Everyone eating next to them went crazy and hurriedly squeezed past, stretched out their greasy hands and said: "I want it too! I want it too!..."
I was also stunned for a moment and finally escaped from KFC in a very embarrassed manner.
