I replied with a little smile: "Yes! What's the matter?"
Lei Ting continued to ask timidly: "Then do you know a person named Lin Zhishan? Can you find him?"
I said suspiciously: "Are you looking for him? What's the matter?"
"Well!" Lei Ting said shyly, "It's already working time and he hasn't come yet!"
Damn it, I forgot about this!
I was so immersed in discussing tactics with them just now that I almost forgot that I was still registered in Yang Guofeng's company and was going to work! I fainted!
"Oh, that's right! I'll call him over immediately!" I pretended to say.
But what's going on with this little girl? She actually cares so much about her little boss? Could it be that she was pinched twice by me and is she interested in me?
I happily took off my helmet and went out in a hurry.
I took a taxi to the company's warehouse and walked in with a smile, "Good afternoon, brothers!"
Zuikanqingchun and Machoman first saw me show off my skills and kill Li Zhiyi's mage number in the morning, and then they saw me rescuing their eldest sister in a difficult situation. They were full of admiration for me.
"Director, you're in a good mood! Did you win the first prize?" Zui Kanqingchun is the kind of tall and thin guy wearing glasses. You can tell at a glance that he is a technical otaku with a very wretched heart. You don't need to guess to know who his family is.
88% of the space on the hard drive is filled with romance action movies from the island country.
The macho man is a typical muscular man. He is usually asked to do lifting things in the warehouse. He is a little shorter, but very strong, but his brain may be a bit simple, and he will break it for some uneven things.
I don't know if it's because he watches too much "Young and Dangerous". He should watch more "Police Story".
I pushed Zui Kanqingchun away and said, "Where's Lei Ting? Have you seen her?"
The macho man immediately pointed to the office and said: "She is in the office! Director, when will you add us to Dawn?"
Well, I forgot about this, so I said: "Evening! I will definitely add you all to the evening! By the way, you must participate in the battle at night! Regardless of whether you can contribute or not, it would be good to add some points!
"
"The announcement just now is true! Is there going to be a war with Xuantian City tonight?" Zui Kanqingchun was still surprised and asked, pushing up his glasses.
I nodded, "Go to bed after you get back from get off work! It doesn't start until 11pm!"
They nodded and wanted to say something, but I abandoned them and walked towards the office a little half-heartedly. I had some objections to the two of them following me.
I didn’t expect that Lei Ting would actually care about me, and I couldn’t help but feel a little pleased!
As a result, as soon as I stepped into the office, I felt my eyes go dark. A black linen bag was put on it. I wanted to take it off, but there was a hand at the mouth of the bag pulling hard on the rope, pulling it tighter and tighter.
!
Immediately afterwards, I felt someone push me from behind, and my body fell forward almost uncontrollably. Then I felt that my right hand seemed to have touched a metal basin, and I slid into the basin with one hand.
In the cold water.
Immediately afterwards, I felt as if I was being pricked by needles in my right hand, and it became stronger and denser, and then I felt a numb feeling.
I suddenly realized: this is electricity!
He hurriedly supported the ground with his left hand, immediately pulled his right hand out of the basin, took off the black cloth bag on his head, and said angrily: "Who is so boring..."
Then I was shocked to see that all my colleagues in our warehouse were actually here, and each of them had a mobile phone in their hand with the camera function turned on to take pictures of me, but each of their faces looked a little surprised.
Lei Ting, the mastermind behind this prank, pointed angrily at the macho man in the corner and shouted: "Did you not plug in the electricity?"
On the other end, the macho man was a little embarrassed and looked down at the plug at hand, "It's done!"
Damn, that’s fast enough!
The macho man touched his head and asked, "Isn't it powered on?" As he said that, he reached into the basin of salt water!
I actually wanted to stop it, but I didn’t have time!
Fortunately, the macho man reacted quickly. As soon as his finger pads came into contact with the salt water, he immediately pulled it back as if he had been pricked by a needle, "There is electricity!"
Lei Ting came over angrily and patted his head and said, "Are you still pretending?"
I was sitting next to her, laughing and suddenly grabbed her hand and plunged it into the salt water!
Lei Ting couldn't react in time and said "ah" loudly in panic, and then the ending sound of "ah" was like a wave.
Lei Ting was trembling all over after being shocked by the electric shock. I grabbed her hand and soaked it in the electrified salt water, and said, "Is it fun?"
Lei Ting's face was almost deformed with anger, causing her to raise a trembling hand and point at the plug: "Pull out, pull out..."
I chuckled and said, "Hey, be good! Call me again and listen!"
Still drunk, Qingchun reacted in time and immediately shouted: "Macho man, pull out the power quickly!"
The macho man finally came to his senses and said "Oh" before pulling out the plug, and the current finally stopped.
I smiled proudly and said, "Please be smarter! Don't mess around with gadgets like these in high school textbooks. I stopped playing with them more than ten years ago!" I stood up and said,
He wiped his hands without saying anything.
"How, how is it possible?" Zui Kanqingchun pushed up his glasses and said with a puzzled expression, "Although the voltage is very low, there is still current! How is it possible that nothing happened to you?"
I smiled, would I tell you that I am charged with electricity? I should be immune to this kind of low-voltage electricity, otherwise it would be fine if I put my finger into the socket and the voltage was 2V.
But obviously this kind of thing cannot be said. I don't want to be sent to the laboratory and become the object of dissection by those crazy scientists.
So I said with a smile: "When I used this trick to punish people, you were not even born yet! Do you want to know how to avoid being shocked?"
They all nodded and said, "Think! Think!"
I smiled proudly and said: "It's very simple. Just put your hand into the water and soak it for three hours every day with electricity on. If you don't have to be sent to the hospital for three hours, then congratulations, you have this extraordinary ability."
Talent. As long as you persist for ten more years, you will be able to develop a super right hand like me that is invulnerable to all poisons, water and fire!"
After hearing what I said, they sighed decisively: "He started bragging again! I found that our director is really a big braggart!"
"That's right! Three hours? It's good if you can put it on for three minutes!"
"He just lied to us, and you actually believe it? We only need to put it in for a few minutes and we have to call an ambulance, right, Sister Lei Ting..."
The latter's whole body was still trembling and he didn't come back to his senses...
