Three My brothers are especially good at ventriloquist
I wandered around the Novice Village and took on more than a dozen novice tasks. Then I left the village entrance in fear. I was going to kill a few monsters to accumulate experience for upgrading. Just when I was about to find a place that was off the beaten path.
When I was in the novice leveling area, suddenly a "beep beep beep" sound came from the portable system, which meant that someone was with me.
I opened the Akagi Face that comes with the game. This thing has functions such as QQ, WeChat, Weibo, blog, Momo, forum, mailbox, personal column, voice and video conversations, etc. It is extremely complete. There is even an extremely shameless one,
A long-distance touch naked chat system that requires payment to activate. The company that developed Akagi Online is extremely shameless. I don’t know if this system I have ever seen was the idea of a guy with a mind full of sperm.
I just opened my Akagi Face, and a bunch of them jumped out of the system screen, so many that I couldn't see them all. I secretly glanced at the total number of messages, and in such a short period of time, there were more than 20,000.
The player passed me, what exactly is going on?
"Is it because everyone is watching the joke about me being gang-raped by a group of princesses? Why are there so many people who are bored and love watching the excitement? These people are so damn boring. Why don't you do something serious if you have the time?
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I flipped through it and found that only about 20% of it was about my remarks when everyone was watching me being gang-raped by the princess group, and the remaining 80% was actually related to another incident. Speaking of this incident, in Akagi
There is also an extremely sensational incident in online. The vice-president of the third major guild, Red Society, who has just joined the game, Asuka Lanxiang, has a falling out with the president, Du Lanjian. The two were originally famous lovers in the game and worked side by side.
We have fought in several games, but this time the breakup was extremely violent, and the Red Society also split.
After Asuka dueled three times with President Hara Masaru of the Red Club, she announced on Akagi's face that as long as any man dared to propose to her, she would marry her immediately in the game. The only requirement was that the man needed
Enough "strong", this is the naked slap on the face of ex-boyfriend Du Lanjian.
Originally, the story up to this point had nothing to do with me, but there was a "little guy" who, when forwarding Mingri Lanxiang's statement, added more jealously: "If sister tomorrow wants a strong man, it must be my family."
He raped his brother first and then killed his brother. My brother is good-looking and upright. He is one foot nine (meters) long and one minute nine (decimeter) long. He has plenty of power (can lift an SUV) and has long endurance (can run a marathon).
(back and forth), he also practices various Fangzhong arts, can write erotic essays, and can sing a full set of Shibamo...Pan Lu, Deng Xiaoxian, etc. Not to mention, my brother is especially good at ventriloquism. You are tired.
If so, he can still do it for you!"
At first, this repost was just a few people joining in the fun, making nonsensical exaggerations and compliments on certain abilities of mine. The comments made by these people were as if they were wearing the same trousers that I knew well, and they were talking nonsense, but for some reason, it suddenly exploded.
The scale of retweets and comments is unknown.
Damn! Especially the last sentence, "My brother is particularly good at ventriloquism. If you are tired, he can even do it for you!" The lethality is really too great. Out of ten thousand, ten will be killed.
Ten of them were interested in this article, and all the comments made me furious. I wanted to find these people and compete against them one by one.
"I will be powerful for you!"
"Nah! This is called raping first and then killing. Is there anything else you can't do?"
"Rape him first and then kill him? Is he the one who was gang-raped by the princess group? I watched him while he was being gang-raped. He is really good at sex, and he has all kinds of tricks to call him a slut."
"Together, together, let him do it for you!"
"The dogs are like raping first and then killing, come out..."
"Please** video, audio is also available!"
"Wow! It's okay. I'll let my boyfriend do it for me next time!"
"Now I know how the ladies play with goddesses."
"Akagi's face, please rape first and then kill me. I am a girl who doesn't know how to fuck..."
In addition to these messes, the system also sent me more than ten kill orders, the first of which was Du Lanjian's kill order. In addition to the seven largest fonts in the system, the red "Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill"
Apart from that, there was nothing else that could vividly express his desire to kill me and then take pleasure.
As for the other initiators of the fatwa, they are either high-end players from the Red Club or other admirers of Asuka Ranxiang. From the text of the fatwa they sent, I can almost smell all kinds of anger and frustration towards me.
Naked hatred. The most ferocious one among them actually announced that he would find some strong men to blow my anus in real life. His taste was too strong. No wonder Asuka didn't like him.
"Damn it! This is a disaster! I just provoked the princess group and formed a deadly feud with the Red Society. The problem is that I haven't even touched a single hair on Asuka Orchid's hair.
When did you call her a bed? I made these lousy shelf seedlings make noises and forwarded them indiscriminately, turning me into the reincarnation of Ximen Qing, the rebirth of Miao Du, and the reappearance of half a frog... I was so wronged! Don't let me know.
Who retweeted this bastard Akagi face, otherwise I will definitely let him know what a strong man means!"
Although I was extremely angry, I also knew that there was nothing I could do about this kind of "cyber violence". I hid my ID in frustration, then pulled a towel to cover my face, and then let out a sigh of relief.
I am a hard-working newcomer who has been killed more than 10,000 times. I don’t want to be killed more than 10,000 times. Although Asuka Lanxiang is a famous beauty in the gaming industry, I still have to have that fate.
It’s not easy for someone like me, who has such bad luck in love, to worry about others. Besides, I didn’t come to Chicheng just to pick up girls. I’m not like an enhanced stallion like Wang Xiaolei. I really intend to play games.
.
"Damn it, is there any newbie player who has a harder time than me? It's been almost a day since I entered Chicheng, I haven't seen a single mob, and I haven't done a single novice mission. I'm entangled in all kinds of bad things, can I still do it?
Let people play games in peace for a while?”
I cursed and walked for more than half an hour before I found an uninhabited practice area near Novice Village. There were more than a dozen wild boars and gray foxes wandering nearby, and they were all only level one or two. Since the game was developed
With the rapid advancement of technology, there are no longer games where dozens or hundreds of players gather in a small area to fight for monsters. The game world has almost become extremely vast, and one server can accommodate games with millions of players.
More and more.
I glanced left and right for a while to make sure there were no other people waiting here, and then I took out a wooden sword I carried with me. This thing is a gift from the system and has low attack power. The only advantage is that it can be obtained for free.
ps: Please collect the new book, ask for red tickets, ask for monthly tickets...