Song Ziyang sat there with a proud look on his face, picked up a piece of sizzling beef and put it into his mouth.
"Oh, it's her?" The principal looked very surprised and exclaimed: "I have heard of Xiaoye's name for a long time. She has always been known as the school beauty in our school, but she usually doesn't lie to boys.
I don’t know how many little guys have been coveted by your words. I can’t believe that brother, you actually captured the person without making a move. Cow, you are not an ordinary cow..."
"Of course!" Song Ziyang curled his lips and said, "Not to mention anything else, she was stunned just by my medical skills. Let me tell you, after that little girl learned that my medical skills were great, she kept asking her
I’m asking for advice!”
"Oh, Xiaoye is the genius of Chinese medicine in our school. Did she encounter any other problems?" The principal pretended to be shocked, but in his heart he kept urging, "Speak quickly, tell me quickly, it's best to tell her the prescription..."
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Song Ziyang burped: "Genius? Haha, can she still be more talented than me? Let me tell you, when I was three years old, I competed with a nine-year-old boy to see who could pee farther. As a demo, I was standing there
Without moving, the urine was peeed more than three meters away..."
More than three meters, why didn't you say you could pee all the way to the moon? The principal twitched his mouth as if he had a toothache.
"You don't know how I did it, do you? Hehe, let me tell you, I stood on the roof and peed downwards, and the urine flowed directly down the wall. Three meters is nothing, five meters is enough.
Abundance!"
Damn, is that what you peed? The principal was depressed and cursed secretly, but he still had a look of admiration on his face. Hey, I think he is a dignified principal and a scholar-level figure, but now he is...
I was talking to a little security guard about the distance of peeing, arm in arm, what a fucking mess!
"You didn't see that kid at that time, he was so confused! When I saw him from now on, he would call me brother. Another time, we were holding our breath in the water during a competition, and I won within three seconds. I was..."
"Haha, I believe it, brother. In fact, as soon as I saw you, I felt that you are as beautiful as a tree, majestic and heroic. You are absolutely young and promising. I am afraid that there are not many in our school who can compare with you!" The principal hurriedly said.
interrupted him.
Song Ziyang smiled: "In our school? Let me tell you, there are not many people in the world who can be better than me!"
Paralyzed, you are not afraid of blowing yourself to death! The principal drank a glass of wine depressedly, and then asked: "How is the matter between you and Xiaoye going now?"
"Hey, she's testing me now! She gave me a recipe. Well, she told me, but she can't tell anyone!" Song Ziyang seemed to wake up and glanced at him sideways: "You, you
You’re not trying to trick me specifically, are you?”
The principal suddenly became excited and almost broke into a cold sweat. Don't let your efforts fall short...
He opened his mouth and was about to explain, but Song Ziyang said to himself: "Hey, she said she wouldn't let me say it, so I won't say it. Damn it, I'm a man. Even though she's married, she still has to let her go.
I'm under you, let alone not married yet? If you want to take care of me now, there's no way!"
Damn it, if you get married, you might be suppressed! The principal sneered in his heart, but with an upright expression on his face: "Little brother, since this is a secret between you young people, it's better not to tell it, haha,
If Xiaoye finds out, he might even make trouble for you! Anyway, I don’t want to know..."
"Oh, that's okay!" Song Ziyang nodded and really didn't say anything else.
When the principal saw that he was only focused on eating, it seemed as if he had really forgotten the topic just now. He just raised his hand in depression and wanted to give himself a few scratches. You said that he wanted to tell you proactively, why are you pretending to be a coward? Be honest.
Listen, won't it be done once things are done?
"Come and have a drink!" Song Ziyang was in high spirits, while the principal was a little annoyed. The two clinked their glasses, raised their necks, and drank!
"Happy!" Song Ziyang patted his shoulder hard twice with his big hand. How could the principal's fat and weak body be subjected to such abuse? His nose dangled in front of the wine glass twice, and he almost fell on the table.
.
"Hahaha……"
Song Ziyang smiled unscrupulously and pointed at him with undisguised contempt: "I say, principal, brother, you should always exercise your body. Although you have become famous now, this right,
Don’t beauties enjoy their bodies? With your current physique, I guess your dick will still be sticking up by then, and you won’t have the energy to do it anymore.”
"Is it possible that you can only use Guanyin to sit on the lotus? Hahaha, it seems to be very good..."
Song Ziyang had a wretched look on his face, as if he had seen the principal being fucked by a 200-pound woman...
The principal had black streaks all over his head, but he didn't know what to say to him. He could only hold back the anger in his heart and sit there and bear his saliva!
"Brother, brother..."
Song Ziyang was patted twice, and then he came back to his senses, laughing and saying: "Come, drink, brother, drink..."
The two of them drank a few more drinks, and even the principal's spleen and stomach, which was tested by alcohol, were a little unable to bear it. The two bottles of 60-degree Old Luzhou on the table were all gone. Song Ziyang was even more confused now.
, he said some random words, either scolding the mother or making fun of the principal...
"Now, get two more bottles of wine..." Song Ziyang wanted to greet him again.
The principal hurriedly stopped him, helped him up and said, "Brother, I've finished drinking today, let's go back first! Come on, I'll take you back!"
With that said, he half-hugged and half-dragged Song Ziyang and walked out.
"How much is it?" When it was time to collect the bill, the principal saw Song Ziyang's appearance and knew that he couldn't give the money, so he took out his wallet with a dark face!
"No need!" Anniversary was very sensible. The principal just had a meal and left a group photo with him. What more money was needed? What's more, Song Ziyang brought him.
"Oh my god, Lao Zhou, do you look down on my elder brother? Let me tell you, not to mention having a meal, even buying your hotel is a trivial matter! During the New Year and the holidays, just take some small things.
The gift money is enough for you to spend two lifetimes, and what’s missing is the money for your meal?”
Song Ziyang was filled with indignation and grabbed the principal's wallet: "Brother, I brought you here, how can I make you pay? I'll do it, I'll do it..."
Damn it, that's my wallet! The principal's eyes widened. Before he could speak, Song Ziyang had already taken out all the money in it and threw it directly in front of the anniversary party: "Diandian, is that enough?"
"Enough, enough, we don't need so much..."
"Can't use it? Then bring me two more bottles of good wine, your best. I will drink more with my brother when you get back!" Song Ziyang stuck out his tongue and swayed twice.
The principal's face was so painful that the flesh twitched. Damn it, that's three thousand yuan in cash. This meal can only cost you one thousand yuan at most. You are so damn generous. Your feelings are not yours.
money!
Song Ziyang hugged two bottles of good wine and ignored the need for change for the anniversary. He said boldly: "The rest is just a tip!"
Upon seeing this, the principal could only nod his head, and then followed Song Ziyang out.
At this time, there were still many students eating. When they saw the principal drinking with the security guard, and it seemed that the security guard was drunk, many people looked over with surprise...
At this time, the principal just wanted to get Song Ziyang back as soon as possible, but unexpectedly, Song Ziyang refused to leave.
Standing in the hall, a man faced everyone and said: "What are you looking at...what are you looking at...what are you looking at? No one has ever seen anyone drinking flower wine. Let me tell you, from now on, when I see the young master in school, I will
, please be f*cking honest with me. Look, do you see who this is next to me?"
"The president of Pingyuan University, your immediate boss, my eldest brother! Damn it, whoever disrespects me, I, I will let my eldest brother go to the toilet to eat shit! If you dare to be disrespectful to my eldest brother, I'm the fuck
Of…I’ll drown you!”
With that said, he started to take off his belt in front of everyone.
At this time, the principal was ready to scold her. Damn it, what kind of drink are you drinking? Damn it, all my wisdom in this life has been fed to the dog today!
His face was gloomy, he hugged Song Ziyang and walked out, not daring to look at the faces of the students.
"Brother, let's piss on them together, drown them, drown them..." Even after they went out, Song Ziyang's crazy shouting still echoed in their ears!