Yi Zheng chuckled: "I finally managed to become a boss, but now I have multiple grandpas out of thin air. How can I be so angry with you?"
Ghost Rabbit smiled and said: "What else? I am a ghost, you can't hit me... As for digging graves, in such a big forest, what can you do to me?"
Yi Zheng narrowed his eyes, looked at the old ghost and said, "You are still too young."
The old ghost asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"
The next moment, Yi Zheng shouted: "Young boys, gather!"
Rumble...
The ground shook, and huge white waves rolled over. At this moment, it was Ghost Rabbit's turn to be shocked: "Oh my God, there are so many rabbits?! No, that's a rabbit? It looks a bit like... Da Sun Bang, now it's all
Is it popular to have cross-species children? What kind of thing is a granddaughter-in-law? I will talk to their ancestors later? But it’s useless if you call those things over, they can’t hit me.”
Yi Zheng was so angry at the old guy's words that he almost vomited blood on the spot, and said coldly: "You know nothing about power!"
After the rabbits arrived, he ordered the rabbits with a ferocious face: "Young men, open up this forest for me, dig three feet into the ground, and dig out the bones of this old guy!"
"Roar!"
The group of rabbits shouted that they didn't care what Yi Zheng wanted to do, since the boss asked them to dig the ground, they would just dig the ground.
So 300,000 rabbits stuck their butts out and started digging.
Rabbits are good at digging holes, but as the main force in combat before, this talent skill was not used much. Now that they are back to their old profession, they are as fast as rabbit-shaped excavators, and the ground is sinking evenly at a speed visible to the naked eye...
…
"Too slow, too slow! Rats!" Yi Zheng yelled, and the next moment 300,000 gophers rushed over and joined in the excavation work.
At this moment, Ghost Rabbit finally couldn't sit still anymore. He came up to Yizheng and said with a smile: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, do we have something to talk about? I have been dead for so many years..."
Yi Zheng sat on the side, crossed his legs, and ate carrots and said: "Now you know how to talk properly? Now you know how to call me king and stop pretending to be my grandfather?"
"I am really your grandfather." Ghost Rabbit said.
Yi Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you don't shed tears until you break your bones and scatter ashes, how dare you argue with me?!"
He knows best where Yi Zheng comes from. His grandfather is an earthling, not a rabbit.
"I'm not kidding. This is the identity given to me by the system. Although I don't know if you are my seed. But as far as this grassland is concerned, based on my fighting power back then, I dare say that 80% of you are.
My seed." Ghost Rabbit said with great pride.
Only then did Yi Zheng realize that the rabbit was talking about the rabbit’s grandfather, not his grandfather!
Yi Zheng waved his little hand: "I don't care who your grandfather is, it's not my grandfather anyway. Before your old bones are dug out, tell me quickly, who are you? What do you want to do? It's okay to say it.
That's not good, I'll rub you into dust today!"
"I..." Ghost Rabbit never dreamed that he would encounter such a thing, and couldn't help but mutter: "I would have shot your dad against the wall..."
"What did you say?" Yi Zheng asked.
Ghost Rabbit quickly said: "The system asked me to issue a level breakthrough mission for you!"
Yi Zheng's eyes lit up. He was worried about where to find the mission. Unexpectedly, the mission came to his door. But he seemed to have offended this ghost rabbit. This guy wouldn't make it difficult for him.
Then Yi Zheng touched the mask and activated the Light False Mask skill. In an instant, his body seemed to emit a faint white light, and the whole rabbit became much brighter. His big eyes were watery, and his little face looked extremely cute.
Looking at Yi Zheng like this, Ghost Rabbit smiled: "Now do you know how to act cute? It's too late! I was going to give you a simple task because you are my grandson. But now you want to dig up my body.
It’s going to be broken down and ashes thrown away again…”
"Stop!" Yi Zheng quickly shouted, and all the rabbits and gophers stopped.
Yi Zhengdao: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't want to give you a feng shui treasure."
The ghost rabbit rolled his eyes and said: "I believe you ghost, you rabbit is very bad. But I am a rabbit who doesn't hold grudges. You are not my grandson anyway, so I'll just take care of business."
"Grandpa, what are you talking about?! We are a family!" The next moment, a rabbit rushed in front of the ghost rabbit, looking at him with big watery eyes.
The Ghost Rabbit was stunned and felt uncomfortable. He thought to himself, "Why is this damn rabbit so thick-skinned than me?" He quickly moved back and said, "Stop shouting, who is your grandpa? Who is in your family?"
."
"You are my grandpa!" Yi Zheng said with a face.
Ghost Rabbit shook his head and said: "Don't try to be close. You said it yourself. You are not within the 80% range. At most, we can be regarded as neighbors in the past."
Yi Zheng shook his head: "Grandpa, what you said is wrong. The older generation is dead, who can tell what happened at that time? Since we can't tell whether it is your grandson or not, we have to use a scientific perspective.
, look at the problem dialectically. Although there is no record, you can use it! Look at what we two look like!"
Yi Zheng pointed at Ghost Rabbit's face and said: "Our faces are the same round, our bodies are the same size, the same fat, the same coat color, the same big teeth. Some people believe that we were cloned. This
Can't you prove that they are biological children? Look at those things again!"
Yi Zheng turned back and pointed at the two-meter-tall, muscular rabbits and said: "Everyone looks like something, and even a fool knows that it has nothing to do with you! In the whole village, we are the only ones who look alike. It's obvious that we are the only ones who look alike."
They are all in the same group, those are the remaining 20%!"
The Ghost Rabbit looked at those muscle rabbits, nodded subconsciously, and then immediately shouted: "Twenty percent are already so many, what about the 80% of my descendants?"
Yi Zheng pointed to the green grassland in the distance and said, "Grandpa, look, how green this grassland is."
"I'll fuck you!" Ghost Rabbit raised his hand to hit him, but his hand went directly through Yi Zheng's body. The angry Ghost Rabbit glared angrily.
Yi Zhengdao: "Grandpa, what is my mission for promotion?"
Ghost Rabbit suddenly realized: "I was almost fooled by you. I am not your grandfather."
Yi Zhengdao: "You are it!"
Ghost Rabbit: "No!"
Yi Zheng: "Yes!"
Ghost Rabbit: "No!"
Yi Zheng turned around and waved his hand: "Excavate!"
Ghost Rabbit: "Grandson, let's go to the side and chat."
"Stop work." After Yi Zheng finished shouting, he followed Ghost Rabbit: "If you had told me earlier, I almost dug it out."
Ghost Rabbit: "..."
Ghost Rabbit cleared his throat and said: "Whether we are grandparents or not, we are quite shameless anyway, so let's just take it as such for now.
Well, I have three tasks here. Two of them are very difficult. I have rejected them for you. Now there is only one task left.
The task content is very simple, just go to a lame bird and retrieve a feather. Isn’t that simple?”
