Yi Zheng pointed at the big rabbit and said, "What's your name?"
The other party tilted his head and it was obvious that he had no name.
Yi Zheng immediately said: "Since you are so smart and witty, from now on you will be called Zilu!"
"Oh, okay." Rabbit obviously didn't know what the homophony of this name meant. Anyway, the boss said it, so he used it.
Yi Zheng thought for a moment and realized that the Analects of Confucius had been distorted by his own teachings. To use the word "The Analects of Confucius" again would be a bit unfair to Confucius.
So Yi Zheng changed the "Analects of Confucius" on the blackboard and changed it to "The Confucius", and then changed Confucius to Fizi.
Then Yi Zheng turned around and looked at a group of rabbits and said: "This fearful ancestor is your ancestor! You have also felt that if you grow taller by exercising, your body will become more and more powerful, and our ancestor's height reached three meters
!The muscles in the whole body can lift mountains, turn over rivers and seas, and can grasp the sun, moon and stars with one hand!
He uses a real dragon to cook barbecue and a phoenix to eat spicy wings. He is the man at the top of the food chain among all living creatures!
He is the great terror in the hearts of all living beings!
Therefore, he is respectfully called the Terrorist."
Hearing this, the rabbits' eyes lit up, and they couldn't help shouting one by one: "I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!"
The shouts were like a mountain and a tsunami, spreading in all directions.
In Novice Village No. 1, people were running tasks. Suddenly the fat man stopped and asked Chen Hao: "Did you hear that?"
Chen Hao looked at him suspiciously: "What did you hear?"
The fat man said: "Why do I seem to hear someone calling Confucius outside the village?"
Chen Hao rolled his eyes at him: "It's a wild idea. There are no players outside at all. You don't think that those rabbits know about Confucius, do you?"
"That's right...they are already big hooligans. If they were more educated, it would be terrible." Fatty never thought that what he was most worried about was happening!
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Swish, swish, swish...
There was another line of words on the blackboard again. Yi Zheng pointed at those words and shouted: "Read it with me. If a gentleman is not serious, he will not be powerful!"
The rabbits shouted: "If a gentleman is not serious, he will not be powerful!"
"As for what it means..." Yi Zheng pondered for a moment, then pointed at Zilu and said, "Zilu, please explain."
Zilu immediately said: "When a gentleman fights, he must strike hard, otherwise he will not be able to establish his prestige!"
Yi Zheng knew that this kid Zilu would not let him down.
At this time, Zilu suddenly asked: "Boss, isn't this "The Whispering Language" the rules our family established for the road back then?"
Yi Zheng nodded without even thinking about it: "Yes, it's the rules of the Tao! So everyone should learn it carefully, you know?"
"I know!" The rabbits' enthusiasm for learning is unprecedentedly high!
Yi Zheng continued to write: "As soon as it comes, let's make peace with it! Zilu!"
Zilu immediately explained: "Since you have come here, let's bury him here!"
Yi Zheng gave a thumbs up. He really thought Zezi Lu Hatu was a talent.
"When three of us are together, there must be my master, Zilu!"
"Three people walking together, as long as one of them is me, the combat effectiveness is equivalent to that of a division!"
"My parents are here, so if you don't travel far away, you will have a good way to travel, Zilu!"
"Your parents are in my hands. You can't run away. Even if you run away, I will still have a way to catch you!"
"Everything will stand if it is heeded, and it will be ruined if it is not hesitated."
"In any fight, as long as you hesitate, the opponent will stand up. If you don't hesitate, you can directly defeat the opponent."
Listening to these words, Yi Zheng was really convinced by this Zilu. His brain was just like a normal rabbit.
This means that in the game, if it were on Earth, it would have been sliced long ago.
Yi Zheng continued writing.
"If you hear the Tao in the morning, you can die in the evening. Zilu!"
However, this time Zilu disappointed Yi Zheng. He looked at those words and was stunned for a while, and finally said bitterly: "Boss, please give me some advice. I don't understand this."
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded. Look at those words. According to the normal explanation? That doesn't work. That's what Confucius said, not what Zizi said!
But this was not difficult for Yi Zheng. Yi Zheng took a deep breath and said: "I found out the way to your house in the morning, but you will die in the evening!"
"Roar!"
The rabbits were immediately ignited by these explosive words and shouted excitedly.
Yi Zheng also integrated into this atmosphere and continued his teaching work.
"Those who are not strong enough will give up in the middle of the road. Zilu!"
"I understand. People who are not as powerful as me will be defeated by me halfway! My ancestors are so powerful!"
"A gentleman loves money and gets it wisely! Zilu!"
"I like money, so taking your money makes perfect sense!"
"I'm afraid I'll travel east and meet two children arguing about the sun, Zilu! Sit down, there's no need to explain this..."
Yi Zheng suddenly realized that this sentence was too ambiguous and quickly told Zilu to shut up.
As a result, another big rabbit jumped out: "I know, this sentence means that the old man is afraid that the old man will go to the east to fight, and the child is discussing whether the person who fights with Confucius can see the sun tomorrow."
Yi Zheng was stunned. He didn't expect such an explanation, so he asked: "What is your name...forget it, you must have no name. From today on, you will be called Zi Gong!"
"Yes, boss!" The rabbit immediately accepted the name.
Yi Zheng continued to teach, and from time to time he heard the system prompts that the rabbit's intelligence improved slightly. Then from time to time, a rabbit with excellent understanding like a bastard would pop up among the big rabbits, and he would be fascinated by "The Whispering Language".
explain.
I don't know if it was a coincidence or something, but in the end Yi Zheng unexpectedly found thirty-six smart rabbits among a group of rabbits.
These thirty-six rabbits were all given names by Yi Zheng, with the character Zi. Their names were modeled after the seventy-two disciples of Confucius, except that he was not called a disciple here, but the Master of the Thirty-sixth Hall.
But Yi Zheng has one wish, and that is to gather enough seventy-two hall masters!
But he is not in a hurry. There is a long road ahead, so he should take his time.
With these thirty-six smart rabbits leading the team, Yi Zheng became more and more comfortable in controlling the rabbit army.
However, Yi Zheng also discovered that these rabbits are very talented in combat, but in other aspects, they are rather stretched.
But Yi Zheng is not in a hurry, he can teach and lead slowly, but when he thinks about the strange brain circuits of these rabbits, he doesn't know where he can take them in the end. He will probably chop down the Nantianmen with a kitchen knife.
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At the same time, Yi Zheng also collected wild boars, snakes, chickens and other wild monsters, but they were all distributed to various halls as fitness equipment and weapons.
Finally, he did not waste the equipment that the players revealed, and let the rabbits wear it as they could. Because they are not players, it does not matter whether the system recognizes it or not after wearing it. Whether it has defense power or not, the most important thing is to disgust the opponent.