"Boss, then I tell him that we don't care?" Gopher asked.
Yi Zhengdao: "Go ahead..."
The gopher immediately ran out, stood on the edge of the Grand Canyon, and shouted to the King of Evil: "My boss said, don't care! You go back."
The King of Evil obviously didn't expect that when he sent a letter of more than a thousand words, the other party only replied with two words and didn't care!
Just when the gopher was about to leave, the Villain King saw the gopher swaying like a ruffian, and he had an idea and shouted: "Please tell your boss again, the players fighting has nothing to do with him.
However, fighting on his territory without paying protection fees, venue usage fees, or visiting the dock first is disrespectful to him! Your boss may not care about the life or death of the players, but doesn't he want to lose face?"
As soon as the gopher heard this, he turned around suddenly, stared at a pair of small mung bean eyes with murderous intent, and ran back, saying angrily: "What did you say? Say it again!"
The Evil King thought, this gopher is mentally ill, why should he be so aggressive? You wouldn't fight with him in anger, right? But the Evil King repeated it anyway.
Then I saw the gopher scratching his head, as if in great pain, and finally he slapped his head and shouted: "If you can't remember, you... you write a note!"
Only then did the King of Evil realize that the reason this guy was going crazy was not because he was angry, but because he couldn't remember!
After the gopher handed the note to Yi Zheng again, Yi Zheng looked at it, waved his hand and said: "Tell him that we are all good animals and believe in Buddhism. We don't fight, fight, kill, and are vegetarians. What?
We don't care about the territory, protection fees, etc. Let him leave as soon as possible."
The gopher stared at Yi Zheng with mung bean eyes. Yi Zheng was so scared that he asked: "What...are you doing?"
The gopher shouted angrily: "Boss, it's too long, I can't remember it! How about you write a note too?"
Yi Zheng: "..."
Yi Zheng turned around and shouted: "Gopher King!"
The Gopher King ran over in a hurry and kicked his little brother away: "Boss, there's no need to say anything else. Give me the note and I'll read it to him."
Yi Zheng: "..."
In the end, Yi Zheng determined that he didn't know whether the memory of gophers in other places was good. Anyway, their gophers not only had poor memory, but their brains were also a little unclear.
Yi Zheng found a piece of cloth to use as paper, then grabbed the Gopher King and bled his tail, then forced him to straighten his tail and used it as a pen, and then wrote a note.
During this period, the Gopher King just said: "Boss, write less, write less, my memory is not bad..."
Before the Gopher King almost died from excessive blood loss, Yi Zheng finished writing and then stuffed the clothes to the Gopher King: "Go ahead."
The Gopher King looked at the blood book on the cloth and burst into tears. His eyesight was not good enough, but now he began to stagger when walking due to lack of blood. He swayed all the way, crying and shouting.
He said: "This is all my blood... It's a big loss, it's a big loss!"
Not long after, the Evil King saw a one-size-larger mole coming crying all the way. The mole was crying so sadly that it even staggered when walking because of the excessive sadness. Seeing this scene, the Evil King felt panicked.
My heart said: Could it be that his boss died? No, he can be resurrected even after he died? Don’t be so sad, right?
When the Evil King saw the blood letter, his expression became even weirder: "Brother, it's just a message, no need for a blood letter, right?"
The Gopher King cried out sadly: "We don't have paper and pen, so what can we write for you?!"
The Evil King wiped his nose in embarrassment and quickly picked up the cloth and looked at it carefully.
Looking at the words that looked like cockroaches crawling, the Evil King felt that the few ink in his stomach had been put to a great test. After guessing one by one, he finally determined the content above, and then his face turned black. In the end, he couldn't help but roared: "You are still good beasts? Do you still believe in Buddhism and be vegetarian? Don't fight, fight, and kill animals? Do you believe this? Who killed us before? Don't you have any clues? ?”
The Gopher King said confidently: "I don't know, it wasn't me who killed you anyway. It was other rabbits who carried me and beat you to death."
The King of Evil: "..."
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Taking a deep breath, the Evil King suppressed the anger in his heart, and then said: "Just a few words, isn't it enough for you to spread the word? As for writing in blood?"
When the Gopher King heard this and looked at the blood book, he felt heartbroken, and then he shouted angrily: "Who would write a note if they can remember it? Get out!"
The King of Evil: "..."
The Evil King thought that Rabbit would definitely take action, but as a result, Rabbit could not survive, so he immediately returned to Suzaku City dejectedly...
Looking at the back of the Evil King, the Gopher King ran back to Yi Zheng and said, "Boss, that man is gone."
Yi Zheng nodded, handed the spear in his hand to a rabbit in front of him and said: "Let's go, let's go. Really, we are just a group of unarmed, weak and powerless little rabbits from the Novice Village, and he actually asked us to fight. How dare he make such rude demands to us cute little rabbits! Really, what kind of rabbits do we think we are? Right? Brothers?"
On the hillside, an army of 1.44 million people gathered. 300,000 rabbits more than two meters tall wore gold helmets, held gold shields in their hands, wore gold pants, and had blood-red cloaks fluttering in the wind behind them!
Each one of them had explosive muscles all over their body, their faces were ferocious, and their eyes were bloodthirsty. They raised the bone spears in their hands and roared in unison: "Yes!"
Under the crotch, there is a giant bear wearing pseudo-heavy armor woven with spider silk to imitate heavy armor, and a rabbit heavy cavalry holding a spear with two pain spears tied together;
Further away, there were wolf cavalrymen carrying gophers and wearing gold light armor woven with spider silk to imitate the style of light armor;
And the bombing chicken wearing a crown and golden armor;
As if being put into a golden sleeve, the snakes roared in unison: "Yes!"
The murderous aura shook the sky, and the roar was like thunder!
Yi Zheng said again: "Brothers! Whose territory is Suzaku City?"
"Ours!" everyone shouted in unison.
Yi Zheng asked again: "If you set up a stall and fight on our territory, do you need to pay protection fees?"
"want!"
"What if I don't pay?"
"Fuck him!" everyone shouted in unison.
Yi Zheng gave a thumbs up and said: "Now there is a group of people who want to fight in our territory. What should we do?"
"Fuck him!"
"Then what are you doing? Everyone is here, let's go!"
"roar!"
The next moment, an army of 1.44 million people set off in a mighty manner.
On the way, Zixing looked at Yi Zheng in confusion: "Boss, since we are going to take action, why are we still talking to that player?"
Yi Zhengdao: "How did your grandson come?"
Zixing suddenly realized: "Sun Zai's talk about war is deceitful! Is this the strategy our Sun Tzu said?"
Yi Zheng raised his hand and slapped him: "That's not your grandson, that's your senior! Be careful with your words."