In the distance, a pitiful little lamb slowly walked into the group of rabbits. The rabbits only looked at him and he immediately shrank into a ball.
After seeing Yi Zheng, Xiaoyang ran over immediately as if he had seen a savior, shouting: "I...I...I issue a level 30 promotion mission."
"Don't be excited, don't be afraid. They are so fierce because they think you are that old bastard of a blackmail beast. After all, that grandson is such a bitch."
As soon as Yi Zheng finished speaking, he saw a cloud of black gas floating on Yang Meie's head.
Resentment value 100000!
Yi Zheng looked at the resentment, then gently touched the sheep's horns, his smile gradually became ferocious. The next moment, he picked up the carrot and said, "Fuck him!"
"Roar!" The rabbits all around rushed forward at the same time.
The sheep's horns were caught, and the blackmail beast could no longer escape. He was immediately slapped with various weapons, and then with a bang, he turned into a yellow paper man and fell to the ground. Another substitution technique!
"Snapped!"
Yi Zheng stepped on the yellow paper man and cursed: "Damn rabbit... no, damn beast, you still want to deceive me? Sooner or later I will kill you!"
In the distance, a rabbit wearing a wreath of grass leaves on its head and turf on its body looked furtively from the pit at the battle in the distance, grinning and saying: "Oh, that's weird. My transformation skill"
Even mythical beasts can’t see through it, so how come this rabbit can see through me every time? It shouldn’t be, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the sheep I imitated!”
Then the beast fell into deep thought. He first thought about whether there was something wrong with his changed appearance, then his tone of voice, his eyes, and even the pronunciation of each word, but in the end he didn't find out what was wrong with him.
"Damn it, this rabbit is hard to fool!" The blackmail beast began to doubt his own skills for the first time.
The army continued to move forward, and soon bullets came again.
"Boss, the sheep is here again!"
Looking at the cautious and pitiful little lamb, Yi Zheng walked up to it with a smile. While reaching out to shake hands, he held a carrot in his hand behind his back and said, "Hey sheep, long time no see."
Yang Meimea looked at Yi Zheng suspiciously: "Haven't we met before?"
When Yi Zheng heard this, he tightened his hands, and the rabbits around him tightened their weapons almost at the same time.
Yi Zheng asked: "Have you met? When did you meet?"
Yang Meie said: "An hour ago, I went to look for you, and I met you on the way. I said I would give you a level 30 promotion task, but you said you didn't want to advance, so you told me to get out..."
Speaking of this, Yang Meie looked aggrieved.
Yi Zheng and other rabbits had question marks on their foreheads. They were very sure that Yi Zheng had never left the army at all.
Yi Zhengdao: "Yang Bieme, don't feel wronged. Just now a guy pretended to be you and came to me, saying he wanted to issue a mission to me."
"Who?" Yang Meie asked.
Yi Zhengdao: "A rabbit who is extremely ugly, deceives people with his skills and steals rubbish. Everyone calls him a blackmail beast. I call him a good grandson."
After saying that, Yi Zheng stared at Yang Mie in front of him. Yang Mie opened his mouth in surprise, but showed no resentment at all: "There is still such a person? But why would he lie to me? Forget it.
Okay, I’ve lied to you, so I’ll give you a mission.”
Yi Zheng looked at Yang Meie's big, pure eyes and knew that this must be true.
Otherwise, just because of the blackmail beast's petty mind and bad temper, he would have been filled with resentment after being scolded like that.
Yi Zhengdao: "Tell me what the mission is."
Yang Meie said: "This time it is the designated BOSS. There is a bandit stronghold on Liangyang Mountain, one hundred and fifty kilometers away from here. You need to defeat the level 30 BOSS there, Long-Arm Fist Wudun, the third master of Liangyang Mountain.
Only then can you advance.”
"Ding! Level 30 promotion mission, defeat Liangyangshan, level 30 BOSS, the long-arm fist Wudun of the third master, click to view the details, do you accept it?"
Yi Zheng looked at the system description carefully, and after confirming that there was no problem, he clicked Accept.
At this point, Yi Zheng was sure that the sheep was the real sheep and not the grandson of the false beast.
In order to reduce trouble and not give the blackmailers an opportunity, Yi Zheng invited Yang Meie to go with him to suppress the bandits.
Although the sheep cried out not to go, didn't dare to go, was afraid, but her body was very honest and was forcibly taken away by a rabbit...
Along the way, Yi Zheng stuffed himself with a lot of delicious food to appease the timid sheep.
On the other side, the Black Beast looked at the army of rabbits going away, and said: "Dead rabbits are so cautious. It seems that I can only find another chance next time..."
Then he walked away shaking his head, muttering as he walked: "What went wrong? How could he tell which one was real?? This is a problem... Hateful, so hateful! Grandma's, one
I feel bad when I think of that rabbit’s proud face..."
On Liangyang Mountain, Liangyang Village, a bald one-eyed dragon was sitting on the watchtower, drinking wine, holding a book, and watching the sunset, and he couldn't help but feel poetic:
"ah!
dusk!
Sunset!
A bottle of wine!
man!
as me!
Read the Spring and Autumn Period!"
Then he glanced at the contents of the book and continued reading: "Say, when the official Ximen saw the young lady lying on the bed, he could no longer bear the restlessness in his heart, so he impatiently took off his pants, and then
…”
The one-eyed man's breathing began to accelerate, his face flushed, and finally his eyes widened, and then he roared: "Who the hell tore up the content at the back? Get out!"
In the hut behind the cottage, there was a pop, as if someone had fallen into the toilet.
"Damn it, you thought it was torn, but I couldn't read it anymore? Come on, here's the pen! I'll renew it for the third boss!"
After a while, the little robber handed over the pen and ink, and the one-eyed strong man waved the brush and wrote on it: "The official Ximen took off his trousers, pulled out a kitchen knife, put it on the little lady's neck, and yelled: "
Hand over all your money to me!"
#￥@%……”
The one-eyed man was writing happily when suddenly, a little robber ran back outside crying and howling, shouting as he ran: "Third boss, it's bad, a rabbit is here to kill!"
Wu Dun, the third head of the family, was stunned when he heard this: "What did you say?"
"Rabbits, so many rabbits!" the little robber shouted with tears in his eyes.
Wu Dun suddenly became angry and swiped a big-eared melon seed: "A bunch of rabbits scared you to the point of peeing? You loser!"
The little robber explained: "The Third Master, that's not a little rabbit, that rabbit is so big!"
Snapped!
Wu Dun slapped him again with his backhand: "What a big one? How big can it be? Can it be as big as me?"
Wu Dun straightened his back. He was 1.9 meters tall. He was indeed tall.
At this moment, a black shadow fell from the sky and hit him in front of him with a bang.
