Before Liu Fei could speak, Yi Zheng patted Liu Fei's calf and said earnestly: "Remember, don't be so angry or murderous. How can you avoid getting stabbed when you are wandering in the rivers and lakes? If you want to be stabbed less,
You can't do things without paying attention to the consequences. What is Jianghu? Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, it is about human relations."
Liu Fei was so confused by this roundabout talk that he even forgot about this damn rabbit taking the opportunity to take advantage of him.
It was only after the photo was taken that Yi Zheng remembered that this was not a rabbit, but the other party didn't seem to have any reaction, so he didn't care.
Liu Fei said: "How do you say this?"
When Yi Zheng saw that Liu Fei was on the road, he immediately turned on the deception mode: "Think about it, if someone comes to join me with good intentions, and I reject it outright, how offending will it be? When someone gets angry, millions of people will come to attack my place. I
Do I have to kill them back? If I kill them today and they level up tomorrow, do they have to come back for revenge? If they succeed in revenge, can I swallow this breath? I still have to kill them back, right?"
"When is this called retribution..." Liu Fei concluded: "You are too long-winded."
Yi Zheng blushed. He didn't expect that the NPC in front of him actually understood this sentence, and continued: "Yes, so, in order not to cause trouble, of course I have to be polite and tactful. I can't say bad things about others.
We have to tell you why.
So, I am taking a shit and have no time.
This is a modest way of saying it. When the other party saw it, he thought, oh, it’s not that we are bad, it’s just that you pooped, so he rejected us.
In this way, they will have a chance to step down and have face, so they won't attack with swords and enter an endless loop, right?"
Liu Fei always felt that there was something wrong with these words, but he didn't know where the problem was.
Overall, that seems to be the case.
Yi Zheng subconsciously raised his hands and patted his legs, which was his habit of patting rabbits, but he immediately realized that he couldn't do this.
But then I thought, I have done this before, but if I don’t do it now, does it seem a little guilty?
So Yi Zheng thought, "I'm a rabbit, she is a human being, why do I want so much?"
I'll treat her like a rabbit. Be more generous and save yourself trouble!
So Yi Zheng took the photo.
Liu Fei frowned, but looking at Yi Zheng's calm and natural appearance, and looking at Gentle and Ruishui, there was nothing to say.
Yi Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the other party got used to it, he wouldn't have to change his own habits.
But Liu Fei was obviously not a gopher, not that stupid. She raised her head coldly and said: "I don't care what you say, I only watch what you do. In short, if you recruit people, I will report it."
Yi Zheng suddenly felt a toothache, and thought to himself: "I'm done with you. It's hard to fool someone when you encounter someone who is so determined!"
Then Yi Zheng's little head began to work rapidly again, recalling the thousands of years of wisdom of the Chinese people and how those corrupt officials treated the supervisors.
After thinking about it, it seems that they all have the same approach, to drag him down!
But how should Yi Zheng drag Liu Fei into the water?
this is a problem!
There was no good solution for the time being, so Yi Zheng had no choice but to put it on hold for the time being and just take it one step at a time.
Then he greeted Liu Fei: "How about we take a walk together for a while?"
Liu Fei said: "Okay!"
Yi Zheng reminded with a kind face: "Miss Liu, you have to be careful. My prairie seems flat, but in fact it is full of pits."
"You don't have to worry about it!" Liu Fei snorted coldly.
Yi Zheng was not angry either, but showed a playful smile and whistled. The next moment, Liu Fei was dumbfounded.
I saw a chariot pulled by eight skeleton horses roaring from a distance. The driver was a third-level skeleton king BOSS, the bodyguard was a third-level zombie king BOSS, and lying on the car was a
The third-level tiger BOSS has a wild boar riding on the tiger, and a big rabbit riding on the wild boar.
Liu Fei can be considered a person who has seen the world. After all, he has been to Danguo, seen Yama Island, and swam in the sea.
But the scene in front of her still stunned her.
When he saw the big rabbit jump down and put Yi Zheng on his head, Liu Fei was speechless.
"Sister, get in the car, I'll take you for a ride." Yi Zheng shouted.
Liu Fei directly refused, and opened a distance of ten meters, as if to say with action: "I don't know this upstart, a fool!"
Yi Zheng didn't care. It was spacious for one person to sit in. What's wrong with that?
Since the Skeleton King was upgraded, the skeleton carriage has also been updated. The current carriage is not only an eight-horse carriage, but also has a much larger body. Yi Zheng has already started planning a plan to build a RV.
Following the regular neighing of the eight war horses, the carriage began to run wildly.
However, Liu Fei was not a vegetarian either. She flicked her skirt and ran with her long legs without any slowness at all. She even proudly raised her pretty face to demonstrate to Yi Zheng.
Then I heard the rabbit mutter: "The legs are so long and they can run so fast. It would be a pity not to pull the cart. When I become awesome, I can grab eight of these long legs to pull the cart!"
Ding!
The resentment value is 50,000!
Liu Fei glared at Yi Zheng fiercely. If it weren't for the rules that restricted her from being able to do anything but supervise, she would have already lifted the lid off this dead rabbit to see how his brain grew.
Soon Liu Fei saw rabbits, wild boars, snakes and other small animals whirring and punching on the green grassland.
Liu Fei didn't pay much attention to it at first, but when she found out that these guys continued to practice after practicing more than a dozen times, she sneered: "Rabbit, you are not qualified as a sect leader."
Yi Zheng looked at Liu Fei puzzled.
Liu Fei said: "The third-level Kung Fu can be practiced a maximum of ten times. After ten times, there will be no benefits. It is better to learn those external Kung Fu and do a set of fixed movements."
Yi Zheng looked at Liu Fei in surprise. He didn't expect that Liu Fei also knew about the ten days of fitness to increase attributes, but Liu Fei didn't call fitness fitness, but called it outer martial arts.
However, Yi Zheng didn't want to explain to Liu Fei that he and his disciples had broken the limit ten times and could practice unlimitedly.
So he stared at his big watery eyes and said, "Thank you for your advice, but I won't listen."
"You!" Liu Fei was so angry that his liver ached: "You don't know the heart of a good person!"
Yi Zhengdao: "Sister, you don't understand the situation, okay? Look at them, they are all big and round, and they are as energetic as if they had eaten dumplings stuffed with chives, ten bunches of kidneys, and a cucumber, but they can't
If you go out to vent your anger by killing people and setting fire to the city, what are you doing if you don't box?"
When Liu Fei heard this, his pretty face turned red and he said, "I don't know what you are talking about."
Yi Zheng asked cutely: "You don't know what leeks are used for?"
Liu Fei's face turned even redder: "I don't know."
Yi Zheng asked again: "You don't know what the use of a big kidney is?"
Liu Fei turned away: "I don't know!"
Yi Zheng continued to ask: "You know about oysters, rooster eggs, and bullwhips, right?"
Liu Fei was extremely angry. In his whole life, he had never seen someone so accepting of death! Didn't he know that these questions were not asked to girls?
Just when Liu Fei was so angry that he was about to lose his mind, Yi Zhengdao: "You know about this, right?"
The angry Liu Fei was stunned and asked subconsciously: "Can a big watermelon also aphrodisiac?"