"You...don't you take your gun?" Xue Tianyan said with a blushing face.
Yi Zheng laughed and said decisively, "No! This gun is not long enough."
Then the gun slowly became longer.
Yi Zheng raised his eyebrows, "Just being long isn't enough. What would be better if it's more streamlined and curved? Do you know about the Zhangba Snake Spear?"
The spear became bent.
Yi Zheng clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, this feeling is coming. If there is more red tassel on it, do you know the red tassel gun?"
Then there were some red tassels on the spear...
"Beautiful, beautiful, that's what it smells like! It's a pity that I don't use a gun, otherwise I would have taken it and played with it!"
Snapped!
The Big Buddha's hand suddenly clenched tightly and crushed the spear to pieces. The corners of the Bronze Buddha's mouth were twitching, and his eyes seemed to say, "Don't use me anymore. What are you talking about?!"
"You are such a big Buddha, why do you have such a bad temper? It can't be fake, right?" Yi Zheng shouted.
The Buddha slowly stretched out his palm and returned to calm.
Yi Zheng had an idea and pointed at Xue Tianyan and said, "Actually, I don't like weapons. I like women, like her. Can you get me one?"
Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng, "What are you going to do?"
Then a woman really appeared on the Buddha, who looked exactly like Xue Tian.
Yi Zheng whistled excitedly, "Is this right! Are you on your way now? We can talk about the details slowly. First of all, there are too many clothes. The clothes are whining..."
Xue Tianyan tightly covered the mouth of this damn rabbit and said angrily, "You are not allowed to talk nonsense anymore."
Yi Zheng broke away and shouted, "I've seen it all, why don't I wear less clothes? Woohoo..."
"Shut up!" Xue Tianyan pinched the dead rabbit's mouth tightly.
Yi Zheng shook Xue Tianyan away with all his strength, and then ran while shouting, "She wears so many clothes, I have no motivation at all. Wear less, do you understand? Do you understand stockings? Do you understand black stockings?"
White silk is fine too!”
Obviously, this cross-regional culture confused the Buddha. Xue Tianyan, who was lying on his hand, had a fishing net on his body, and a spider web on his body...
Yi Zheng was speechless, "You stinky silk stockings don't understand, you losers! No more silk stockings, give her a leather jacket. Do you know about leather jackets? The tight-fitting kind!"
"Shut up!" Xue Tianyan angrily chased the rabbit from behind, but the rabbit ran too fast and couldn't catch up.
The Buddha is also a bit unable to keep up with this damn rabbit's brain circuit. His limited knowledge is completely unable to understand what Yi Zheng wants.
After a while of tinkering, the Xue Tianyan in his hand was covered with an animal skin, a fishing net was fastened to his head, and his body was wrapped with spider webs. According to the feeling...
Xue Tianyan almost went crazy. Although she was not the one being insulted, but she looked exactly like her, she always felt like she was being insulted.
"Idiot, what kind of combination do you have! It really doesn't work, I can't wear it... Oops!" Before Yi Zheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xue Tianyan throwing a sword at the back of his head.
It seemed that the Buddha couldn't stand the rabbit anymore, and he scolded her directly, "This won't work, that won't work, how can you come up with so many bullshit demands? You like her, right? I will grant you her wish!"
After saying this, the Buddha opened his mouth and blew out a cloud of pink smoke.
Yi Zheng, who has been watching TV all year round, immediately understood what it was. "I, Cao, do you still have medicine?!"
Xue Tianyan's face turned livid, then he turned around and ran out.
The giant Buddha mouthed human words: "Run? If you enter this great Buddha hall, no one can get out unless you defeat me!"
Yi Zheng said, "Don't brag. Didn't that loli go out just now?"
The Buddha said, "That's Mahakala. I can't defeat her. She comes and goes naturally. But you two, just stay here obediently for me today. Do you dare to tease me?"
Next, I will make you look good!
No, you should just give me a good show!
Well, I haven’t really seen Rabbit and Woman.”
Yi Zhengdao: "Brother, are you stupid? I am as tall as she is, so what is there to show for with such a gap?"
The Buddha said, "Haha, only when it is difficult and challenging can it be fun. I am looking forward to your performance..."
Xue Tianyan banged hard at the door, but the door didn't move at all and couldn't be opened at all.
At this time, the pink mist had completely diffused.
Xue Tianyan quickly held her breath, concentrated her mind, and started using the Great Snow Sect technique. Cold air filled her whole body, trying to resist the pink poison.
Yi Zheng kept shouting that he wanted to take it, but when he was really faced with the poison, he sat down honestly, started to use his exercises, and resisted.
The Buddha sneered and said, "Based on your strength, you still want to resist my love poison? Ridiculous!"
Sure enough, after three seconds, Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan's breathing began to quicken, their body temperatures rose, and each of them unconsciously touched their bodies.
The big Buddha laughed, and at the same time, the big Buddha's body split open. Perhaps because they felt that Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan had lost their minds, their voices no longer changed and concealed, and a woman's voice came out: "Hey, the fun is about to begin, hahaha... rabbit breeding."
,Tsk tsk, it looks good, it looks good!”
Just when she was excited, the rabbit moved and slowly looked at Xue Tianyan.
Xue Tianyan also looked at the rabbit. The two looked at each other and slowly approached.
Xue Tianyan is still trying to resist...
"It's useless. My love poison stimulates the primitive instinct of the body. No matter how strong your soul is, you can't control your body at this time. You will all fall into the river of lust, hahaha..."
The girl on the Buddha is laughing.
Xue Tianyan's eyes flashed with pain and unwillingness, but he walked up to Yizheng and slowly stretched out his hand.
Yi Zheng also slowly raised the rabbit paw, and then the two of them...
Snapped!
Xue Tianyan slapped Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng also jumped up and slapped Xue Tianyan.
Xue Tianyan cursed, "Get away from the rabbit, I want a man!"
Yi Zheng was also scolding, "Get away from women, they have so little hair and short ears, they are not sexy at all!"
Then the man and the rabbit were separated like this, and then they began to wander around in the hall, one calling for a man and the other calling for a rabbit.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The face of the Buddha girl immediately turned black into black coal, and the corners of her mouth were trembling with anger.
She never expected that after her love poison inspired the beast instincts of Yi Zheng and Xue Tianyan, the result would be like this!
Their physical instinct is to mate with the same kind and have children, and they look down upon each other at all!
The Buddha girl angrily said, "Can this be done?!"
The Buddha Nuji directly transformed into a man, and Xue Tianyan walked over immediately when she saw the man.
At this moment, a carrot was thrown into the palm of the Buddha.
boom!
The carrot exploded, and then the rabbit cursed, "I'm not happy yet, you want to be happy first? No!"
Even though he was unconscious, this damn rabbit still ruined Xue Tianyan's good deeds based on the principle of irritating others to please him.
The Buddha said in a feminine tone, "This damn rabbit is so fucked up!"
Then the Buddha Girl created another female rabbit.
result……
"This is too ugly! He's not even two meters tall, he has so much hair, and he doesn't have any muscles... Hey! Have you ever seen a two-meter-tall muscular rabbit with no hair? If so, can you tell me?
I'll take two!" Yi Zheng shouted.
The Buddha Girl once again fell into deep thought. A two-meter-tall, hairless, muscular rabbit. Is that a rabbit? Is that a rabbit? Why is it so difficult to guess the aesthetics and ideas of this damn rabbit?
The Buddha girl only felt that there was a generation gap between her and this rabbit that she could not cross!
In order to attract Yi Zheng to come over and beat him to death, the Buddha Girl refused to give up and still tried hard to satisfy Yi Zheng's ideas, so she once again created a two-meter-tall rabbit with muscles all over the body, but the hairless rabbit was long.
What, this... seems to highlight her blind spot in knowledge.
So she made a body on a rabbit's body that looked like a human's.
"It's too ugly... I can't do anything about it. Forget it, I'll just solve it myself." Then the rabbit turned around and walked away.
"The dead rabbit is too difficult to take care of!" The Buddha gritted her teeth angrily. He jumped down from the Buddha, picked up a golden Zen staff and wanted to hit the rabbit, but gold chains were pierced behind her.
, pulling her body and unable to go far.
What's even more annoying is that when she waved the golden Zen staff, she was only one centimeter away from hitting the rabbit's head, but she couldn't hit it by just one centimeter!
"I'm so angry! I'm so angry! Come here, you damn rabbit!" the Buddha girl roared angrily.
Unfortunately, the rabbit walked further and further, and then it started to trot, getting faster and faster, and when it reached the back, it was running all the way around in circles.
On the other side, Xue Tianyan was about the same. With a pure heart, she didn't know how to relieve her anger, so she also ran with the rabbit.
Seeing this, the Buddha girl was extremely depressed and cursed, "An old pervert is just a rabbit, and a pure girl doesn't understand anything. Isn't my poison...in vain?"
The Buddha Girl wanted to do something else, but Xue Tianyan was already running crazy with the rabbit and didn't even look at her.
The man and rabbit she conjured completely lost their effect.
The Buddha Girl sat on the palm of the blue Buddha in great depression and muttered, "I don't believe I can't trick you into the futon! I'll think of a way after the medicine wears off!"
Time passes minute by minute...
When Yi Zheng felt the gun on his lower body gradually calming down his anger, his mind gradually sobered up.
When the cool wind blew by, Yi Zheng shivered and woke up completely. He quickly touched his crotch and said, "The bullet is still there..."
Xue Tianyan also exclaimed, stroking her body up and down, as if checking whether she had been hurt in any way.
Then they both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
At this moment, a Buddhist chant sounded, "Amitabha, it's really rare that the two donors have withstood the test of the poor monk. The poor monk can grant you a small wish. All you have to do is kneel down on the futon and make a wish."