Yi Zheng looked at the chicken bones in his hand, then stuffed them into his mouth, bit into pieces, and swallowed.
The big Buddha girl suddenly looked like she was wailing: "Others, please leave a mouthful!"
Yi Zheng took another sip of wine and said: "You have to understand, you want to kill me, and now you want to eat my food? Do you think it is possible? And, is the apology as good as yours? There is no sincerity at all."
"What kind of sincerity do you want? Can the woman take off her clothes? My illusion can still be used, let me show it to you?" the Buddha girl shouted.
Xue Tianyan immediately glared at Yi Zheng, as if to say: "If you dare to let her act recklessly, I will fight you to the death!"
Yi Zheng waved his hand: "I've seen it, I've seen enough, I won't read it anymore."
Xue Tianyan's face turned even darker, which was even more insulting than looking at it directly!
Yi Zhengdao: "Why are you glaring at me? I see you working hard with me, but I don't, so why are you still working hard with me? Why are you so difficult to serve?"
"I..." Xue Tian turned away angrily, not bothering to look at Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng came to the front of the Buddha Girl with food and wine and said, "It's not impossible to feed you. How about this? Do you have any good equipment on you?"
The Buddha girl was stunned, then shook her head: "Yes, there is, but I can't give it to you. I'm trapped and can't open the backpack. How about you help me unchain it? I'll give you all my treasures."
Yi Zheng laughed, pointed at Xue Tianyan and said, "Do you think my breasts are bigger than hers? My brain is smaller than hers?"
Xue Tianyan glared.
The Buddha girl said thoughtfully: "According to proportions, you are the same height as her, and your breasts are not small."
Yi Zheng, Xue Tianyan: "..."
Yi Zheng coughed dryly: "You don't have the equipment, and there are no benefits, so why should I give you food?"
While talking, Yi Zheng pulled off another chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.
The Big Buddha Girl also fell silent. She really had nothing to give Yi Zheng. But seeing how delicious Yi Zheng was eating, her saliva didn't stop flowing...
Yi Zheng ignored her. After finishing one meal, he took out another plate of large elbows.
"Big elbow! Big elbow... Emma, big elbow!" The Buddha girl was excited, spinning around in circles, almost jumping with excitement.
Yi Zhengdao: "It's not for you to eat, why are you so excited?"
Then Yi Zheng hugged the big elbow and took a bite. The big elbow melted in his mouth and left a fragrant aroma on his lips and teeth.
"Gudong, gudong... bah, bah, bah..."
Before Yi Zheng could chew, a clicking sound came from the other side.
Yi Zheng frowned and looked around, only to see the big Buddha girl squatting on the ground, clicking her mouth according to the rhythm of his opening and closing her mouth. Her eyes and expression made it seem as if she was the one who was being slapped.
Yi Zheng was convinced. This was the first time he had seen such a tall girl with such a beautiful head!
Yi Zheng turned around and went to eat...
"Don't turn around? If you turn back, why don't I stop talking?" The Buddha girl shouted excitedly: "Look at it again, look at it again!"
Yi Zhengdao: "It's no good, and you still want to see it? If the house wasn't small, I wouldn't let you smell it."
"You...I..." The big Buddha girl wanted to be harsh, but she didn't dare to say harsh words when she looked at the big elbow, for fear that the rabbit would run behind the pillar and eat it, and she really couldn't see it at all.
Yi Zheng looked at this greedy cat-like Buddha girl, and a bad thought arose in his heart. Then he took out sweet and sour fish, braised pork ribs, roasted whole lamb, big lobster, big crab... from his backpack...
The Buddha girl was about to explode. She was hopping on the spot and shouting: "Sweet and sour fish! Sweet and sour fish!"
Emma, big ribs! Spare ribs!
And roast whole lamb? Whole lamb...it smells so good!
Big lobster, big crab, big abalone...
Give me a bite!
You can also have some soup!
Rabbit, do you need to wash the dishes?
I'll help you brush it, I'm a professional!"
The big Buddha girl was jumping on her feet beside her, squealing with excitement, and began to speak incoherently.
Yi Zheng was really speechless. He had seen a starving ghost reincarnated before, but this was the first time he encountered such a talkative glutton.
However, Yi Zheng remained unmoved and said: "Don't think about it, it won't do any good at all. Just smell it."
When the great Buddha girl heard this, her big eyes rolled around, and her few brain cells were running wildly. She looked around, looking back and forth, wondering what else she could use.
However, she was so poor that she really had nothing to bribe the rabbit with.
At this moment, she saw her own shadow reflected on the sledgehammer Zen staff, and then her eyes lit up!
"Rabbit, do you want a wife or not?"
puff!
Yi Zheng spit out a mouthful of wine: "What the hell?"
The Buddha girl said excitedly: "Do you want a wife? As long as you nod, I will be your wife from now on!"
puff!
The meat in Yi Zheng's mouth spurted out.
At the same time, Yi Zheng looked up and down at the Buddha Girl.
The Big Buddha Girl immediately put up a POS. It has to be said that the image of the Big Buddha Girl is quite similar to the flying goddess in the Dunhuang murals. However, her dress is more Buddhist, and the pair of horns on her head add a lot to her.
Strange style.
As for appearance, it goes without saying that it is top-notch, absolutely top-notch, it can be either demon or Buddha, sacred, violent, or average. It is no worse than Xuetian's appearance.
It's just that drooling a little brings down your temperament.
but……
"No!" Yi Zheng shook his head directly.
What a joke, he wouldn't dare to have such a wife, at least he wouldn't dare to sleep in her bed, otherwise he would be the bridal chamber of a praying mantis and wouldn't live until dawn.
The Buddha girl was surprised and said: "Am I that bad?"
Yi Zhengdao: "It's not a matter of difference. With your appearance, you're about the same as her. If you were with me, you would be a maid at most."
Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng. As a famous goddess in the Qianyuan Continent, she was very confident in her appearance. Looking at the entire continent, she was definitely in the top three. But in the end, she was said so badly by this damn rabbit. Of course she was
Not convinced anymore.
She said coldly: "A maid's destiny? You are afraid that you have no destiny to have a maid like us."
"Who said there is no such thing? I can do it!" The Buddha girl pointed at herself crazily, her big eyes glaring and darting from time to time.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Xue Tianyan was directly angered by her. Isn’t this too disrespectful?
Looking at this great Buddha girl who was still a little bit sick, Yi Zheng said thoughtfully: "You can't leave the fifty-meter radius, so you become my maid? Are you kidding me?"
The Buddha Girl said: "We have signed a contract. After signing the contract, no matter where you are, you can call me over. If nothing else, I will hammer down every fifth-level garbage within fifty meters!"
When Yi Zheng heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Is there such a contract?"
Without saying anything, the Buddha girl immediately bit her finger and quickly drew a large contract talisman. At the same time, Yi Zheng received a system notification.
"Ding! Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin wants to sign a master-servant contract with you. Once signed, you will be the master and she will be the servant. Because of the seal, she cannot leave here, but she can be summoned to fight for you through the contract. Do you want to sign it?
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Yi Zheng's heart was pounding. Although Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin's brain is not very good, it does not hinder her fighting ability. These days, who would worry about having too few trump cards?
Yi Zheng was still worried and clicked on the details to watch it again.
After reading it, he was relieved. Once the contract was signed, the Evil Bodhisattva Naye Lanxin would not be able to cause any harm to Yi Zheng. Once Yi Zheng died, Naye Lanxin would also be buried with him. It can be said that this contract was a great blow to Naye Lan.
Despite the forced demands from his heart, Yi Zheng hardly gave anything.
Only then did Yi Zheng click to sign with confidence.
The next moment, the formation shrank, and the essence and blood wrapped around Naye Lan's heart flew into the center of Yi Zheng's eyebrows.
Yi Zheng suddenly had a certain amount of telepathy with Na Ye Lan Xin. Yi Zheng could feel Na Ye Lan Xin's emotional fluctuations. The current fluctuations only had one very strong thought, and that was - greed!
Yi Zheng was really impressed by this woman. It was the first time he saw someone betraying him because of greed.
But if you think about it, you can understand that since he hasn't eaten in three thousand years, Yi Zheng would probably be ravenous.
"Master, give me something to eat! Give it to me quickly! I'm so hungry." Naye Lanxin clasped her hands together like a puppy and looked at Yi Zheng with big watery eyes.
Yi Zheng pushed the food over: "You..."
Before Yi Zheng could say anything, he saw Naye Lanxin holding the plate and starting to chew on it. The crunching sound sounded wrong. When she put the plate down, Yi Zheng found that she had bitten off the plate.
A piece!
Naye Lanxin grabbed the remaining big elbow and chewed it up, chewing up all the bones.
"Ahem... I'm choked. Master, give me some wine." Naye Lan rolled her eyes because she was choked. She even bled because of it. Although it was only a few o'clock, Yi Zheng still felt - too
Shame on you!
But Yi Zheng thinks Na Ye Lanxin is quite cute like this...
Throwing the wine bottle over, Naye Lanxin raised his head and took a big sip. After swallowing the food, he sat down on the ground and exclaimed with enjoyment: "Ah... it feels so good!"
Taking the opportunity, Yi Zheng clicked on Naye Lanxin's attributes.
The result surprised Yi Zheng.
Name: Naye Lanxin
Title: Evil Bodhisattva
The rest are all???
Unexpectedly, the other party has become his servant, and his attributes are still question marks. This really makes Yi Zheng a little depressed.
Stepping over the futon and walking to the bronze Buddha, Yi Zheng looked at the three sticks of incense stuck in front of the Buddha. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it. He was shocked when he saw it.
Where is the incense? It is clearly three people with half of them missing!
Yi Zhengdao: "Your fragrance is quite bloody."
Naye Lanxin waved her hand and said: "They are not worshiping me, they are worshiping the evil Buddha. By the way, don't get close to that big Buddha. That guy looks very serious, but he is actually cruel..."
After saying that, Naye Lanxin found that Yi Zheng was already standing in front of the Buddha, and was immediately startled: "Get out of the way!"
At the same time, Yi Zheng saw the bronze Buddha move. His kind-hearted face suddenly turned 180 degrees to reveal a second face, a green face with fangs, glaring with anger and murderous intent!
At the same time, the raised palm of the bronze Buddha suddenly slapped Yi Zheng!
