After looking at it for a while, the flat-headed emperor ordered two orders of fish-flavored shredded pork, two orders of ants climbing the tree, and two orders of wife cakes from his wife’s house.
After ordering, the flat-headed emperor said, "Let's serve."
The waiter was a little confused. "Sir, there are only two of you. Didn't you order a lot of dishes? And you ordered two portions of each item..."
"What's too much? Isn't it good for each of us to have one? Besides, it's not like we don't pay. Why is there so much nonsense! Hurry up and serve the food!" The old hyena shouted very unhappy.
The waiter had no choice but to go down.
Seeing no one around, the old hyena whispered, "Emperor, they say that Easterners are civilized, but I think these guys are more ruthless than Westerners! Westerners make more unpalatable food, but look at them...killing wives
Making cakes, slicing the husband and wife's lungs, even the ants were spared... I think it tastes heavy."
When the flat-headed emperor arrived, he had a calm expression on his face: "Come here, let's have a taste. I have never eaten human flesh in my life. Ants... I haven't eaten them either. I don't know how these oriental ants taste. Fish-flavored meat."
Silk, that fish should be very fragrant..."
While the two were talking, the waiter came up and shouted, "Two pieces of wifey cake!"
Then two basins of crispy wife cakes were brought up, "Two gentlemen, please take your time."
The old hyena looked at the wife cake and saw that no one was looking at him, so he grabbed one and said, "Let me see if this wife can be chopped into pieces."
As a result, when I opened it, I found that it was filled with sugar. The cake was torn into pieces, and not a single piece of meat was visible.
The old hyena suddenly became unhappy. He slammed the table, stood up and roared, "Boy, come here! How dare you lie to me?"
At this time, the waiter just came up with other dishes. When he heard this, he put the dishes down and said aggrievedly, "Sir, how do you say this?"
The old hyena pointed at the thinly torn wife cake on the table and said, "This wife cake of yours is fake! I have torn this cake into pieces, and I haven't seen a piece of wife meat. You still say you are not lying to me?"
The waiter immediately said in a dumbfounded voice, "Sir, this wife cake is called wife cake, but there is no wife in it."
The old hyena bared his teeth and sneered, "That's nonsense! What's the name of a wife cake without a wife cake? Isn't there fish in your fish-flavored shredded pork?"
As a result, the waiter nodded very seriously and said, "There is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork."
The Flat-headed Emperor came over to take a closer look, and muttered, "There are really no fish!"
The old hyena said, "There must be ants on your ant tree, right?"
The waiter in the shop shook his head like a rattle, "Sir, how can there be ants on the tree? You can't eat ants..."
The old hyena quickly looked at the ants on the tree, but there were really no ants.
The old hyena quickly looked at the last dish, husband and wife's lung slices, and saw that there was meat on it. The old hyena pointed at the plate of meat and said, "So what do you mean? There are lung slices in husband and wife's lung slices. You can't do it right now, right?"
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The waiter said bitterly, "Sir, take a closer look, that's not lung, it's made of beef scalp, heart, tongue, tripe, and sliced beef."
The old hyena came over and took a closer look, then slapped the table and said, "What a shady shop! What we ordered were husband and wife lung slices, ants climbing a tree, wife cakes, and fish-flavored shredded pork, but you didn't give us any of them, right?"
Do you think we are outsiders and are deliberately trying to trick us? Do you really think we are easy to bully?"
The waiter almost cried, "Sir, these dishes are just like this. If you don't believe me, take these dishes and go to other places to ask. Who doesn't know that these dishes are like this? I don't know the names given by the ancients."
There is a way."
The flat-headed emperor was also angry. He ordered four dishes, but the fish he wanted to eat was not available, the couple's lungs were not available, the wife was not available, and finally there were not even ants! He also felt that he had been cheated.
However, the waiter in the shop is an NPC. No matter how dissatisfied they are, there is nothing they can do. The city's guards will take action against the NPC.
Even if the Flathead Emperor is powerful, he doesn't care about offending NPCs in the city.
So he slapped the table and said, "Forget it, I won't eat anymore!"
The Flat-headed Emperor was about to leave, and the old hyena quickly followed.
The waiter quickly shouted, "Sir, we haven't paid the bill yet."
The old hyena wanted to refuse the bill, but after looking at the patrol in the distance, he gritted his teeth and paid, and then packed up the dishes and took them away unwillingly.
"They say Tianxia people are cunning, but I didn't expect Tianxia's NPCs to be so cunning! This meal was all fake!" the old hyena said gloomily.
The Flat-headed Emperor believed deeply, "Human beings are cunning, and none of them are good. If we don't eat the food, let's go find that rabbit. After catching him and going back to investigate the situation that I am a god, we can go back as soon as possible to lay out the plan and do something."
Prepare.
When I dominate the world, I must let..."
"Let those who sell fake goods die?" the old hyena said first.
The Flat-headed Emperor slapped him and said, "I want them to tell me clearly what those two sticks are for."
He is still struggling with this matter to this day.
After leaving Suzaku City, the two went straight to Absorption Village No. 1.
From a distance, the two of them saw a big flag hanging on the grand canyon. The big flag said "No. 1 Novice Village, welcome!"
Another banner read "The No. 1 sect in the world, the Confucian sect is gaining popularity!"
There is a table at the entrance of the canyon, and a man is sitting behind the table. In front of the man is a flag with the words "Confucian Registration Office!"
No need to think about it, Liu Fei definitely couldn't come up with such a weird idea. Naturally, it was Lao Wang and Cao Zhengchun next door who came up with it.
The Flat-headed Emperor shook his head and said, "A truly strong man still recruits people in such a big way?"
The old hyena took it seriously and said, "Yes, the real strong and the weak are not just vassals who come over to steal their heads? It seems that this rabbit is not very powerful."
The flat-headed emperor thinks it makes sense.
They have forgotten that their theories are all based on the thinking model of beasts. Even if they refer to some human ideas, they are still based on Western players.
They simply don't understand that there is a huge gap in the way of thinking between Western players and Eastern players.
Westerners have a bandit logic. If they can't beat you, they will be your little brother. If they can go with the wind, it is best to make a fortune. If the wind goes against them, they will run away. If there is a chance, if they blow your ass again, he will be the boss.
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Orientals are different. They pay attention to benevolence, justice, etiquette, wisdom and trust, and easily disobey anyone. Since there are infinite possibilities in the game, why should I be your little brother? Thirty years
Thirty years from Hedong to Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty.
Although this poor boy has been bullied by Rabbit for many years, he is still stubborn.
Now that it was confirmed that the rabbit was no longer very powerful, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the Flat-headed Emperor and the old hyena.
The flat-headed emperor said, "I am a god, and we don't know his strength yet. Go in first, and after confirming that I am a god is not here, take action decisively, subdue the rabbit with thunderous means, and then leave immediately."
The old hyena said, "Don't worry, I will throw all the black witch curses on him, and I guarantee that he will not be able to get up."
The Flat-headed Emperor nodded, he was still very confident in his military advisor, the old hyena.
After all, this is the hidden profession among the number one dark wizard in the Southwest District, the curse wizard.
He was able to kill the Bald Eagle Emperor only thanks to a bunch of curses from the old hyena at the critical moment, which greatly reduced the Bald Eagle Emperor's strength, and he was able to succeed.
This is also the reason why he brought no one with him to China, only the old hyena.
Just after the two of them finished their discussion, they arrived at the gate of Novice Village No. 1, and when they were about to go in, they saw a five-colored light in front of them, blocking them out with a bang.
"Mountain-protecting formation?" The old hyena was also knowledgeable and was surprised, but did not say it out loud to avoid exposing his fault.
The Flat-headed Emperor was also a little surprised. At this moment, the person behind the table shouted, "You two, the Confucian sect does not accept people who are not from the sect. You want to go in, but something is wrong? If you want to become a disciple, you can come directly to me.
Just sign up. Since the sect is already full, you have to queue up for the time being and wait for a spot to become available and you will be admitted in order.
The registration fee is ten gold coins."
The flat-headed emperor frowned and said, "What if we don't sign up?"
The man pointed in the direction of Suzaku City, "Why are you here if you don't sign up? Get out! You're causing trouble!"
The Flat-headed Emperor immediately became angry. Since he entered the game, no one has dared to talk to him like this for a long, long time.
The old hyena was also angry, but after all, he was a bit more thief, and whispered, "Great Emperor, I haven't figured out the situation yet. Now I'm afraid that the rabbit will get wind of it and run away first. Or, he will lure that god who is me in advance.
It’s also a trouble. How about we sign up first? It’s just an appointment anyway, and we’re not really that rabbit’s disciple.”
Although the flat-headed emperor was very angry, he still understood this truth, so he nodded, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay..."
The old hyena threw ten gold coins over and said, "Sign up, you two, my name is your father, and he is your grandfather."
After saying that, the old hyena laughed and said that he was so smart, that's why he was named so. He scolded the other party to relieve his suffocation.
The flat-headed emperor also looked at the old hyena with admiration.
The two of them looked at the stunned middle-aged man and said to themselves, "Let's see what you call us this time!"
Then the middle-aged man said with an embarrassed look, "Two of you, let me introduce yourselves. My name is Lao Wang next door. The old man just spoke too fast and his articulation was not clear. Let me confirm with you."
The old hyena sneered in his heart, "Do you want to confirm? Are you asking me to take advantage of you again? The Xia people are really stupid today."
Then I saw Lao Wang next door looking at the old hyena, pointing at the flat-headed emperor and saying, "He is your father, right?"
The old hyena suddenly froze on the spot and couldn't laugh anymore. He wanted to lift the table and hit someone, but what he said seemed to be right...
The old hyena blushed and looked at the Flat-headed Emperor, who smiled. Although his subordinates had been tricked, he seemed to be okay as his grandfather.
The old hyena smiled when he saw the flat-headed emperor, knowing that he had to recognize this grandfather, so he nodded and said, "Yes..."
Then he saw Lao Wang next door pointing at him and asking the flat-headed emperor, "He is your father, right?"
The flat-headed emperor's face turned dark instantly, and the old hyena was sweating on his forehead, and his legs were shaking. He had made a profit by being the emperor's grandson, but being the emperor's father was basically a dead man!