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Chapter 441 Rabbit and Two Chickens

He stood up directly, took long strides and walked away. At the same time, he pulled the iron chain on his hand. The other end of the iron chain was tied to the evil Bodhisattva, and he directly dragged the evil Bodhisattva to stagger.

No matter how hard Xie Bodhisattva tried not to follow him, it was useless and he was dragged away forcefully.

A wicked smile flashed in the eyes of the green-faced evil Buddha, as if to say: "Look, I'm walking my dog!"

When the Evil Bodhisattva saw it, he immediately became angry. He struggled and cursed all the way, but the Evil Bodhisattva just walked away leisurely, unmoved.

Yi Zheng didn't care about these two enemies who had been enemies for thousands of years. He lowered his head and looked at the two big roosters that had been knocked unconscious. He first skillfully removed all the equipment, such as Xumi belts and rings, etc. from the two big roosters.

Then considering that these two big roosters are just like me, maybe the backpacks or magic weapons in which they hide their equipment have become part of their bodies.

So, Yi Zheng raised his hand, activated De Zi Jue, and after charging up his energy crazily, a super-large carrot was held in his hand.

Although the De Zi Jue is still a sixth-level skill, it is so powerful and can be supplemented with the vitality of the seventh-level skill, so its power is no worse than that of the seventh-level skill.

For the sake of safety, Yi Zheng added a layer of body-character formula to the super-large carrot, which greatly enhanced the power of the carrot.

After everything was done, Yi Zheng used the Ti Zi Jue to turn into a large iron pot and set it on the side. Then he used the fire control technique to boil the water, and then threw the two big roosters in.

"Ouch!"

"Cack!"

The two chickens were instantly scalded to death!

The two guys flapped their wings and jumped up from the pot. As a result, they saw a rabbit jumping higher than them. It was holding a dark, iron-wrapped carrot towards their heads. It was Bang Bang.

Two sticks!

The two big roosters were knocked unconscious with a squawking sound and fell into the boiling pot.

After cooking for about ten seconds, the two big cocks woke up again from being scalded, but this time Yi Zheng was prepared. They opened their eyes and directly put the two sticks down, and the two guys fainted again.

After a while, Yi Zheng thought it was almost done, and then took the two chickens out of the pot.

Then, using the ancestral Chinese New Year technique, he plucked all the feathers off the two chickens very neatly.

Of course, the two chickens in the middle were also awakened by pain. However, as soon as they opened their eyes, they were hit with a stick and had no chance to resist.

After Yi Zheng stripped off all the feathers on the two chickens and inspected them one by one, he found that none of them were precious, and then set his sights on other parts of the two chickens.

After peeling it open, the Ti Zi Jue turned into a pipe and poked it randomly. After discovering that there was no space in their mouths, Yi Zheng still refused to give up.

Later, he thought that the skin of chicken feet is very thick, and when handling chickens in the past, he could peel off a layer.

So he used boiling water to scald the feet of the two chickens.



"Ouch!"

"Cack!"

Bang bang!

After the two sticks passed, the two chickens stopped again.

When Yi Zheng pulled off the feet of the two chickens, he happily discovered that there was something else inside! The system backpacks of these two guys were actually inside! As soon as the feet were pulled open, they spilled out for many days.

Materials, treasures and equipment.

Although most of them were rubbish, there were a few seventh-level treasures of heaven and earth that made Yi Zheng's eyes light up, and he said that his work was not in vain.

After putting them away, Yi Zheng tied up the two chickens with a rope that changed the body shape, carried them on a bamboo pole, and happily went to the cave of Kuhuang Daxian.

Of course, there was also a lot of swinging sticks along the way to make the two chickens calm down.

As a result, the heart-wrenching wailing, rattling, and the muffled sound of Bang Bang's stick reaching its end could be heard from time to time in the mountain forest. Many little monsters were so chilled by the sound that they did not dare to go out.

Not long after, Yi Zheng arrived at Kuhuang Cave Mansion.

Yi Zheng discovered that the mountain spirits and wild monsters here are really tasteless. They are all very powerful, but they all like to live in caves!

Including the Queen Mother of the West, everyone is a bit of a rustic.

However, Yi Zheng would not say anything if he wanted anything from others.

He stood outside the cave, tidied up his appearance, and then prepared to knock on the door.

As a result, I heard two voices coming from behind the stone door of the cave, which seemed to mention him!

Yi Zheng was curious and immediately stuck out his butt and looked inside along the gap.



Inside the cave.

A large weasel is playing chess with a vixen.

The vixen said: "Fellow Taoist Kuhuang, have you heard? There is a new person coming down the mountain."

The Great Immortal Kuhuang chuckled and said, "Of course I have heard of it, why does fellow Daoist Su also fall in love with this fat sheep?"

The vixen shook his head and said: "There are more than one million people. This is the first time in so many years that there are so many people in Kunlun Mountain, right? This is a big wave of chickens, which can increase the power of faith a lot."

It is impossible to say that you are not moved...

Moreover, I am not the only one who is tempted.

A lot of old guys are staring at it.

Just waiting for someone to take action first."

The Great Immortal Kuhuang said hehey: "Since it falls on my territory, it is my meat. If you want to rob it, have you asked me?"

The vixen said: "Don't you ask me about this? If you want to take it away, I have no objection. It's just that those little guys probably don't understand the rules and will resist."

The Kuhuang Great Immortal laughed loudly and said: "The two brothers from the Ji family are my iron brothers. With the combination of their powerful wings and my powerful earth fire, who can stop them within a few hundred miles?

How dare you resist a bunch of new little trash?

I’m afraid I’m tired of living!”

Bang!

There was a loud noise, and the stone door flew in. Something vaguely said from outside: "It hurts..."

However, the Withered Yellow Immortal and the Vixen didn't pay attention, but looked at the stone door flying towards them.

The withered yellow immortal roared: "Who?!"

At the same time, Kuhuang Daxian slapped his backhand, and the stone door was burned into a pile of rubbish with a crash. Kuhuang Daxian's eyes burned with flames, and black smoke floated out from the bird's nest. It looked really scary.

But no one answered him, only something flew in.

Withered Huang Daxian raised his hand to strike again. The vixen Su Gonghe shouted: "Be careful of fraud!"

Kuhuang Daxian immediately turned sideways to avoid it, and then saw a plump, naked chicken falling in front of the two of them with a clatter.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The chicken has its eyes closed, its mouth is open, and its butt is stuck out. At first glance, it looks like a dead chicken that has been cleaned up in the vegetable market.

But Kuhuang Daxian could tell at a glance that this guy was hot, and he looked a bit familiar!

"What is this?" Su Gonghe was a little unsure, but he also thought it looked familiar.

The withered yellow immortal said: "It looks a bit like a white one!"

As soon as they finished speaking, another thing flew in. The two of them quickly got out of the way. Then, another plump, naked chicken was thrown in front of the two of them. It lay there side by side with the white one in front, pouting.

Buttocks, eyes closed.

Su Gonghe raised his hand for a moment and splashed a ball of water on the heads of the two chickens. The two chickens shook their heads and woke up.

Then the two guys went crazy, flying into the air, flapping their wings wildly, shouting: "Gee, don't fight, don't fight, take it!"

When Su Gonghe and Kuhuang Daxian heard this, they immediately recognized the two of them and exclaimed: "The white one, the red Jing Lei? Are they really you two?!"

When the two chickens heard this sound, their spirits were shaken and they were no longer so panicked.

After confirming that there were no dark carrots smashing around, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw Su Gonghe and Kuhuang Daxian. The two chickens burst into tears and cried loudly: "Brothers, why are you here?"

The Great Immortal Kuhuang said: "We didn't come here, you came here on your own. What on earth is going on with you?"

The two chickens stared at each other, humming for a long time, and shook their heads at the same time: "I don't know, we brothers were just humming a little tune and chatting as usual. Suddenly, a green-faced Buddha came down from the sky, one person and one person.

Just slap us and knock us out. When we wake up..."

The two looked at each other's naked bodies and shed tears of humiliation. At this time, they found that the skin of their feet was gone. In an instant, the two chickens went crazy and screamed: "God damn it?! Who?"

TM is so cruel, even the skin of your feet has been peeled off, and you won’t leave us a single person! Don’t let us see you, otherwise we will fight with you!”

Then I heard a voice outside the door: "Fight? Who are you fighting with?"

"Who are you fighting with? Who wants to fight with me?" As he was talking, a fat rabbit walked in with his hands behind his back.

The reason why it took me so long to come in was mainly because I kicked my feet too hard just now and it hurt my feet. I was rubbing my feet outside.

Seeing the rabbit walking in, the weasel's eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "You rabbit are so brave!"

Seeing that they had help, the two chickens became more courageous. They jumped up and roared: "Little bastard, it turns out that you attacked our brothers secretly! Now that you have been exposed, you can't survive this time! Please call someone!"

Yi Zheng was stunned. Calling someone? After so many years of fighting, this was the first time he encountered someone who actively asked him to call someone.

Yi Zhengdao: "What... do you mean?"

The two brothers from the Ji family were naked and held their heads high as they said: "We two brothers always bring the dead body with us when we fight. The three of us join forces, and according to the rules, you can also call two helpers. The three of us join forces.

For three, you name a place and a time, and we can have a fair fight!"

Yi Zheng looked at the two chickens as if they were idiots, and a piece of history flashed through his mind.

It seems that in the ancient days of Tianxia and the early Spring and Autumn Period, when countries went to war, only nobles were qualified to serve as soldiers and fight. During the war, the two countries had discussed it, selected a place, selected an hour, and then arranged their troops and horses to start fighting.

If one party runs away, the other party can only pretend to chase.

If one side's chariot loses its wheels, the pursuer will be responsible for helping to repair the chariot, and then let the other side continue running while he pursues again.

Now it seems that the mountain spirits and wild monsters in the Kunlun Mountains and the gods in the Kunlun Mountains are the same as those nobles - naive!

Yi Zhengxin said: "Grandma, if it weren't for the fact that my younger brothers don't have the right skills yet, I'll let you know what single combat means and what fairness means!"

But right now, Yi Zheng is not here to fight, and he doesn't have many friends to call.

So Yi Zheng put his hands behind his back and said, "Are you three worthy of taking action against me? I'm standing right here, let's see who dares to touch me!"


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