Chapter 445 Three Rabbits Make Trouble in Kunlun Mountain
The river god wanted to cry, but the big green snake finally let out a breath of relief.
He knew that he should be liberated.
Although, those who follow the Queen Mother of the West to protect themselves can also be protected themselves.
But he prefers freedom to working for others.
At this moment, he only felt that the air was free and sweet, and the snake was so wonderful that he no longer had to be a means of transportation for other rabbits.
At this time, the River God came forward and said: "I pay my respects to you all. I wonder what you have done to come to the little god?"
Then the rabbit carrying the bamboo pole came forward, grinned, and said simply: "We are looking for you to be our security guard."
The river god was confused: "What is a security guard?"
Zi Gong said: "The security guard is, if someone comes to our territory to cause trouble, you are responsible for beating them up."
Zilu added: "We bully others, you have to help us bully them."
The river god understands, isn't this what the guardian god does?
Then I heard Zi Xing say: "We're sleeping, you have to help with the clock!"
Zi Gong said again: "You have to wake us up in the morning."
The face of the river god turned dark, he must have sold himself to them as a slave!
He is also responsible for waking you up, does he still have to cluck a few times?
If someone else came to ask him to be the patron saint and dared to talk to him like this, the Kunhe River God would definitely slap him to death!
But in the face of these three things, he really didn't have the courage to take action. He could only try to keep a smile and nodded with tears in his eyes: "Okay, okay, okay... no problem, no problem..."
Then I saw the rabbit carrying the bamboo pole shaking his head and saying: "Don't agree so easily, we haven't hired you yet. You have to fight with us and win all the way before we accept you."
The Kunlun River God had the urge to bite this rabbit to death. He was canonized by the Heavenly Court, certified by He Bo, and the real Kunlun River God was appointed as their patron saint. They didn't even take a fancy to him yet, and they even dragged him to fight and fight.
Just win!
This is too insulting to God!
But then I thought about it, there were many gods more powerful than myself on Kunlun Mountain. If I had a fight with them and lost, wouldn't I just throw the blame away?
Then Kun Hehe said: "To be honest, the little god is really the worst on Kunlun Mountain. There are many gods who are more powerful than the little god."
The three rabbits had heard this too much, and Zi Gong said: "You say this is useless, fight it first and then talk about it."
Kunhe Heshendao: "This is simple. Have you looked at that mountain over there? That is a peak on the Kunlun Mountains, called Yuzun Peak, and there is a mountain god on it. That is a big mountain god who is in charge of dozens of nearby hills.
The head of the mountain and river gods.
If you compare yourself to others, even if you carry shoes for others, they will look down upon you."
The three rabbits got together and chatted for a while, then collectively looked at Kunhehe and said, "If we don't believe you, go and fight him!"
The Kunhe River God wanted to cry, so he used a small river god to challenge the mountain god? Isn't this seeking death?
But if you want to be free, you have to fight hard.
He thought that when he got there, he would just explain the reason, or induce the other party to release his momentum and let the three rabbits know how powerful the other party was. There was no need to actually take action...
If something really happens, just throw the rabbits ahead to top the tank. They have the token of the Queen Mother of the West to protect them, so they will be fine.
Thinking of this, Kun Hehe said: "Okay, I will take you there. Everyone, follow..."
Kunhe River God turned around and walked away. His speed was so fast that the rabbits would definitely not be able to keep up.
So, a group of rabbits collectively looked at the big green snake who was gloating about his misfortune and felt that he had been liberated.
The face of the big green snake changed: "What are you looking at me for? I am not the most powerful now. The most powerful is the Kunhe River God. Go find him!"
After a while, the big green snake pulled a group of rabbits and chased the Kunhe River God. He kept cursing in his heart: "Who did I offend? I promised to let me go if I find someone more powerful, but...
…Liars, a bunch of liars!”
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At the foot of Yuzun Peak.
Kunhe River God felt a little guilty and said: "He is really better than me, so there is no need to compete, right?"
When the three rabbits saw that the old river god was refusing to move forward, they looked at each other.
Zilu said: "Well... it's okay not to compete. You can wait here."
Then Zilu ran forward and shouted: "The Goumao Mountain God on the mountain, the Kunhe River God challenges you, if you don't accept, come and fight!"
Then the guy ran away.
Kunhe River God's expression suddenly changed, and he was about to curse, when he heard a loud noise of earth shattering, and then a huge monster walked out of the mountain. He roared: "How dare a little River God make a mistake?!"
Kunhe River God shouted: "Sir, there is a misunderstanding! It wasn't me who said it, it was the rabbit who said... Where is the rabbit?!"
When the Kunhe River God turned his head, the three rabbits disappeared.
The 300,000 rabbits followed the big green snake, and they didn't dare to come over and hid further away.
The mountain god of Yuzun Peak doesn't care about that much.
As one of the strongest mountain gods in the local area, he has many river gods and mountain gods under his command, and his status is lofty! Whoever sees him must not say "god"?
How dare this little Kunhe River God dare to provoke him?
Damn it!
The mountain god of Yuzun Peak said coldly: "The following offense is an insult to the superior god. You, the river god, are really tired of life! I won't kill you today, but you should be beaten until you can't take care of yourself! You will sue the heaven later and be expelled.
Your priesthood!”
Kunhe River God wants to cry but has no tears...
Just when he was trying to explain, a bamboo pole was picked up, and a golden token was waved in front of the Yuzun Peak Mountain God.
The Mountain God of Yuzun Peak frowned and raised his hand to pull away the dangling thing. But when he saw the token clearly, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning. Looking along the bamboo pole, he saw only three
The rabbit was holding the bamboo pole and looking up at him.
At this time, the three rabbits grinned, showing their white teeth, as if to say: "It's you!"
next moment.
The mountain god of Yuzun Peak sat on the ground and looked at the three rabbits in front of him with despair. The river god of Kunhe accompanied them carefully, while the big green snake hid far away.
As for matters between gods, as a little mountain spirit wild monster, he is not like Zhan at all.
The mountain god of Yuzun Peak, who was so majestic just a moment ago, at this moment, hummed coquettishly: "Actually... that... I am not the most powerful. There are many powerful people on Kunlun Mountain..."
Three rabbits have basically verified this through many experiments.
There are indeed many masters on this mountain, so when the Mountain God of Yuzun Peak said this, they nodded, and then said: "You take us there. As long as the other party beats you, we will not look down on you."
After saying this, the Mountain God of Yuzun Peak really wanted to slap them to death.
But after thinking about it, I held back: "Okay, I'll take you there!"
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Next, Kunlun Mountain will become completely unstable.
News of a powerful god being led by other gods into a rabbit hole kept spreading. Gradually, the entire West Kunlun knew that there was a group of rabbits looking for security guards.
The opponent is holding the token of Queen Mother of the West and is only looking for the strongest one.
Once targeted, there is no chance of rejection.
As a result, West Kunlun was in chaos.
Those who are targeted by rabbits will immediately rack their brains and lead the rabbits to find stronger ones.
After the stronger ones were found, they thought about tricking those opponents who couldn't stand up to them, or at worst pretending that they couldn't beat them.
This trick worked at first, but later on, you pretended to be weak, and I pretended to be weak, and then the two originally powerful gods suddenly fought like rabbits.
In the end, the three rabbits couldn't stand it anymore, so they went up with a knife and slashed at the two of them, and directly threatened: "If you continue to act like crazy, we will drag them together to be security guards."
Even so, the gods are still racking their brains to get rid of the rabbits...
All in all, there was a lot of chaos, the bastard hanged himself, and it was a huge commotion.
At the same time, in the secret territory of West Kunlun.
Yi Zheng looked at the little loli in front of him, and his heart was agitated.
Queen Mother Xi grinned and said, "Little rabbit, am I good to you?"
Yi Zheng's big eyes rolled: "Okay, it must be good."
Queen Mother Xi smiled slightly, and the next moment she roared ferociously: "Then why didn't you finish the medicine I gave you?!"
Yi Zheng looked at the medicine in his hand and then at the Queen Mother of the West. He felt that he really had no reason to explain. Then this guy just turned into a dead horse and became a living doctor. Anyway, you are not happy, then...
Yi Zheng slapped the table, and for the first time he stared at the Queen Mother of the West from a high position and roared: "Why do you have to finish eating? After finishing eating, do you still have medicine for me? It's such a precious elixir that you refined with your own hands.
Was I made out of grass in one breath? Am I a cow? I don’t respect you that much?
I just want to taste it slowly, okay?
I also took some pills, and I drank four of them in one go. What happened?
Eat less?
I'm just a little rabbit. I can't compare to Yingzhao. They are stronger and more tolerant, but wouldn't he just eat one?
I ate four pills?
why is that?
Or is it not because you gave me the elixir?
So excited!
So touched!"
Queen Mother Xi was immediately stunned by the rabbit's roar.
I don’t know how many years Queen Mother Xi has been alive. It seems that no one has ever yelled at her like this in her memory!
But this roar made her heart warm. Why did she like to hear these words so much?
Yi Zheng sat down and said calmly: "Let me ask you again, do you still have medicine in your hand?"
Although Yi Zheng asked calmly, his aura actually overwhelmed Queen Mother Xi. Like a child who had done something wrong, Queen Mother Xi grabbed the corner of her clothes and shook her head: "No more... I gave you all the money I saved before."
Yi Zheng felt relieved, and then said confidently: "Then I can't eat everything in one breath. What should I do if I want to eat at the foot of the mountain in the future? Unless you provide it, I have to save some, right?
"
Queen Mother Xi was so excited: "Do you really love my elixirs that much?"
Yi Zheng knew that he had to come up with something real, so he didn't waste any words, took out the bag given to him by Queen Mother of the West, and then secretly grabbed the life-usurping copper coin in his hand, thinking: "The life-usurping copper coin will determine my life or death.
Whether you soar to the sky or fall to the bottom, it’s up to you!”
After saying that, Yi Zheng took out a basin and said silently in his mind: "The finished product falls into the basin, and the defective ones fall outside! It's up to you to usurp your life with copper coins!"
Then he lifted the bag up into the sky, and the pills all over the sky flew into the air, then fell down, and finally scattered all over the ground, and at the same time, a pot was also caught in the basin.
