Chapter 462 Conquest of the Queen Mother of the West
At this moment, a dozen head melon seeds came over, and the chicken head among them said: "Boss, are you in trouble?"
Yi Zheng looked at these silly guys, and suddenly his head was as big as a bucket and he had a splitting headache. He felt that his rabbit heart was broken for these guys.
Yi Zheng said weakly: "No..."
The Gopher King said: "Boss, stop hiding it, I can see it!"
Yi Zheng looked at this guy, holding two fingers deep: "How many is this?"
The Gopher King waited with his little eyes, like two mung beans. After a while, he said decisively: "Four!"
Yi Zheng leaned against the stone weakly for a while...
The Snake King twisted his body, walked around to Yizheng and said: "Boss, tell me, as the saying goes, three cobblers are equal to Zhuge Liang. Maybe we can really help."
Yi Zheng thought about it. He couldn't do anything anyway, so what could these guys do?
With the idea of trying it harmlessly in case it works, Yi Zheng got up, gestured on the ground and said: "Pan Tao Club, do you know?"
A dozen heads shook their heads at the same time.
Yi Zheng took a deep breath, suppressed the depression in his heart, and then said: "Peach Fair, that is the best event in the world!
I want to go!”
Zilu immediately said: "Boss, if you want to go, you can go! What is there to hesitate about?"
Zixing nodded and said: "Boss, if you need a carriage, our mother will arrange it."
King Xiong said: "Boss, they don't know how to show appreciation and didn't invite you, right?"
The Gopher King said: "What the heck, given the status of the boss of our family, who would dare to stop him if he goes?"
Others nodded wildly, and some even clamored to be beaten.
Yi Zheng looked up at the top of the mountain and thought, there is no sign of the Monkey King here...
Yi Zheng waited for everyone to stop discussing, and then said feebly:
"I'm telling you this.
This world is divided into levels.
The top is the God Realm, which is the level of the Kunlun Secret Realm where we are now.
The God Realm is open to all worlds, and anyone from anywhere can come. It is a big world that truly tolerates everything. You can also understand it as a prehistoric world.
Therefore, the variety of wild monsters here is also very complete, including rookies and invincible beings.
The upper world is different. It is the orthodox place of heaven and where the nominal ruler of the entire game world lives.
The gods there may not be as powerful as the Queen Mother of the West, but they are orthodox.
Anyone who sees him must give him face.
Then there is the Earthly Immortal World, which is where a group of monsters, monsters, and practitioners live. There are mostly seventh- to ninth-level wild monsters and NPCs there, and then there are a few tenth-level wild monsters and NPCs...
Outside the Earthly Immortal World are scattered small worlds, large and small, and the Earth Continent is one of these small worlds, which is the weakling at the bottom.
Chicken King, don’t glare at me, compared with others, you are not as good as a weak chicken!”
Yi Zheng continued: "So, now I am just a weakling who is stronger than you. Do you think I will be invited to the top event in the heaven above?"
A dozen heads are thoughtful...
Finally, the gopher cleverly clapped his paws and said: "Boss, if they don't invite you, wouldn't it be over if we fight over them? Haven't we all done this before?"
Yi Zheng felt like his head was buzzing. Is this something a human could think of?
The point is, there were a few people who nodded and agreed!
Yi Zheng once again realized the necessity for these guys in his family to go to school.
Yi Zheng rubbed his eyebrows and said: "King Gopher, it's your birthday, will you invite a group of earthworms to attend?"
The Gopher King said thoughtfully: "Yes, what's a birthday without earthworms? There will be no food!"
Yi Zheng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
After a long silence, Yi Zheng suppressed the anger in his heart, then rubbed the Gopher King's face crazily and said, "Okay, let's not beat around the bush. In short, they are not invited, and we can't do it or kill them. But I
I want to go! Do you understand?"
A dozen heads nodded, indicating that they somewhat understood.
But those big ignorant eyes were full of confusion.
Yi Zheng ignored it and continued: "If you want to go, you have to find a way. The best way is for Queen Mother Xi to take me there. But the premise is that Queen Mother Xi really likes me.
So, now you have to help me find a way to please the Queen Mother of the West!
understand?"
A dozen heads suddenly understood!
Zilu laughed loudly and said: "Boss, if you said this earlier, wouldn't we understand?"
"That's right..." Others responded one after another.
Yizheng was surprised and said to himself: "These guys actually understand it? It's not easy!"
Then Zilu frowned and said, "Boss, it's not spring yet. Are you in heat a little too early?"
Zixing added: "How about I call Wen Ruishui over and you deal with it first?"
Silence, a long silence.
"roll!"
With a roar, the two big rabbits were kicked twice on the buttocks, and then rolled and flew away into the distance.
The Snake King came over and said, "Boss, it's not easy to please a god."
As soon as these words came out, Yi Zheng's eyes lit up.
In fact, Yi Zheng knew as early as when he was in Novice Village that the Snake King had a relatively high IQ. He was also one of the first wild monsters to learn how to use strategies and was interested in Sun Tzu's Art of War.
This also fits his sinister character.
Yi Zhengdao: "How do you say this?"
The Snake King curled up and said: "A god with boundless magical powers and everything you need. According to what you said, we are just a bunch of weak chickens. We are just snacks in the eyes of the Gopher King. There is not much we can do."
This is also what worries Yi Zheng.
The Snake King said: "However, because the gods are too powerful, they cannot notice many things. At least in my opinion, their lives are quite rough..."
As soon as these words came out, Yi Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up!
Various images flashed through his mind. For example, the cave where Queen Mother Xi lived was very crude. Queen Mother Xi had never changed her clothes. It seemed Queen Mother Xi had never eaten anything... She lived purely by absorbing the aura of heaven and earth...
Then Yi Zheng quickly analyzed it and had a direction in his mind. Finally, he laughed wildly and grabbed the Snake King and kissed him: "Old Snake, you have made a great contribution this time!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Then Yi Zheng laughed wildly.
Zimo, Chicken King and others beside them instantly distanced themselves from the Snake King. The Chicken King said: "Old Snake, if you enter the harem in the future, don't forget us."
The Wild Boar King said in a deep voice: "As long as you are rich and noble, don't forget each other."
When the Snake King heard this, he became so angry that his whole body turned red, like a spicy stick.
Chicken King said: "He seems to be shy..."
"You're so shy, brother-in-law! I'm angry, okay?" the Snake King roared.
At this time, Yi Zheng turned around and said, "Come here, everyone!"
Everyone stopped arguing and hurried over, wanting to hear what Yi Zheng was going to do.
The Chicken King whispered: "Old Snake, congratulations, the boss is about to announce the position of the master of your harem."
"Get out!" The Snake King whipped the Chicken King away with his tail.
Only the Gopher King looked at everyone in confusion, thinking that with his eyes he couldn't see the scene where Yi Zheng kissed the Snake King...
However, he couldn't see it, but his mouth didn't stop. He kept patting the snake king's tail with his little paws and said: "Old snake, what's going on? Why does the boss want to marry you?"
Snapped!
Another gopher was whipped away...
Yi Zhengdao: "The old snake reminded me that although God is powerful, life is terrible. I plan to start from this point in the next days to please the Queen Mother of the West. Everyone, if you have any good ideas, please tell me!
It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, we won't punish you.
As promised, I will get you some elixirs later!"
When everyone heard this, they looked at me and I looked at you... most people didn't quite understand what Yi Zheng meant.
Snake King said: "Everyone, the meaning is actually very simple. You can understand that the boss has fallen in love with the Queen Mother of the West, and now he wants to marry me. Do you have any ideas?"
Although this is a bit fucked up, the truth seems to be this.
Moreover, Chicken King and others obviously understood, so Yi Zheng didn't bother to correct him.
Yi Zhengdao: "Everyone, tell me..."
Then Yi Zheng received more than a dozen pairs of bright, cute, and blank Kazilan big eyes.
Yi Zheng found that it seemed that he had too high expectations for them.
At this moment, the Wild Boar King said: "Boss, I have an idea!"
When Yi Zheng heard this, he immediately signaled: "Say!"
The Wild Boar King said: "Didn't you say that the Queen Mother of the West is not actually a human being? She also has the body of a beast. If you think about it, she is a close relative of us. So I think, as a beast, being strong is the most important thing. As long as you are stronger than her, you will always be strong."
Knock him out with a stick, and the rest...hey hey hey...I haven't finished talking yet."
Yi Zheng shouted: "Throw it far away!"
Then several rabbits threw the Wild Boar King away.
The rabbits couldn't stand listening to these words. To compete with the Queen Mother of the West? Do you want to be knocked unconscious with a stick?
This is really a pig.
Yi Zheng looked at the Snake King, who shook his head and said: "Our methods are more cruel than the Wild Boar King's. We can go straight to it when we meet."
Yi Zheng directly skipped the Gopher King, Chicken King, Wolf King, Bear King, Rabbits...
Finally, he discovered that it seemed that his animals were acting like animals when courting.
Suddenly Yi Zheng sighed, as expected, he had to rely on himself to pick up girls.
But Yi Zheng is not completely without direction. When it comes to picking up girls...he might not be able to pick up girls from Earth. After all, he is too particular about it. Every girl is well-informed and difficult to fool.
But the Queen Mother of the West...
That is a simple girl!
"I don't know any new tricks, how can I still be the same as the third child?"
Yi Zheng got here first, slapped the table, and did just that!
"Young men, since you can't help with your brains, then use your physical strength!" Yi Zheng said.
The Chicken King raised his head and said: "Boss, although I have never pursued other species, but don't worry, for the sake of Boss, I will try my best to satisfy her even if I cross boundaries!"
Yi Zheng grabbed a stone and threw it, hitting the chicken with feathers flying all over the sky...
Then Yi Zheng called everyone over and started assigning tasks...
On this day, other tribes discovered that the Kunlun No. 1 scourge tribe began to behave differently. It no longer practiced military training, boxing, drinking and yelling every day, but began to wander around in the mountains, woods, and grasslands, even in the middle of the night.
When I go out for a walk, everyone is swinging there with their buttocks sticking out. They don’t look like good things.
