Queen Mother Xi looked at Yi Zheng in disbelief: "Five hundred years is enough for what? I don't believe they will cheer for five hundred years."
Yi Zhengdao: "There is a song to prove it! In order to live for another five hundred years, they wrote a song specially."
Queen Mother Xi looked at Yi Zheng curiously: "Really? Sing it to me."
Although Yi Zheng is tone-deaf and has a bad voice, he believes that Queen Mother Xi, a local leopard, must not have much appreciation.
So Yi Zheng sang at the top of his voice: "
Along the gentle curves of the mountains and rivers
Let the horse love the Central Plains and love the North and Jiangnan
…
May the world of fireworks be peaceful and happy
I really want to live another five hundred years
…
May the world of fireworks be peaceful and happy
I really want to live another five hundred years
I really want to live another five hundred years."
Listening to Yi Zheng's singing, the Queen Mother of the West was stunned: "Someone really sighs like this for five hundred years of life? This is too unrewarding."
Yi Zheng said with a serious face: "My Queen Mother of the West, from your point of view, five hundred years is not much. But from the perspective of humans, five hundred years is a lot. A normal life span of a person is only a hundred years, excluding the first ten years.
During the growth period and the later 20 to 30 years of old age, there are only 40 to 50 years that can really be tossing.
Five hundred years, what is that concept?
How many times the lifespan!
Therefore, your elixir is a gift to them!"
Queen Mother Xi's face turned red when she was praised, and she was very happy, but she still curled her lips and said: "Having said that, your singing is really ugly. It's not as good as the bird's call..."
Yi Zheng straightened up, and without a blushing face, he threw away the blame for his inability to sing and his failure to sing: "Ms. Queen Mother of the West, you can't blame me for this. That's how the original singer sung it. If you want to blame me, you can only blame me.
It’s my fault that those humans are too low-level and don’t understand music. But think about it, they only have a few years of life, so in terms of their musical attainments, they are definitely incomparable to you.”
Queen Mother Xi felt very comfortable with the flattery and said proudly: "Of course..."
In a good mood, Queen Mother Xi said: "Rabbit, you performed very well today. Let me think about what to reward you..."
Yi Zheng immediately said: "Your Majesty Queen Mother of the West, you don't need to reward me. I should do things for you. What's more, you even lent me a top-notch treasure like the Kunlun Mirror before. It's such a big favor, and I will do this."
It’s so appropriate!”
Queen Mother Xi disagreed: "It's useless if I keep the mirror. You can use it if you want. By the way, do you know how to use it?"
Yi Zhengdao: "Can't you just recite a formula and use it to see all over the world?"
Queen Mother Xi shook her head and said: "That's just the basic usage. Its greatest function is to travel through time and space, kill people and destroy gods.
However, traveling through time and space is prohibited, so you can't use it, and I won't give you that permission.
Seeing that you performed so well today, I will tell you the killing method of Kunlun Mirror. If you encounter trouble in the future, you can protect yourself. Although you cannot exert the power of Kunlun Mirror with your strength, it can still protect you.
It’s okay to be thorough.”
When Yi Zheng heard this, he was immediately ecstatic. His current state was very special. He only became stronger after being beaten. However, he was in the God Realm and was surrounded by extremely powerful enemies.
Those who know his identity will not dare to beat him, and those who do not know his identity will easily beat him to death.
The most important thing is that Yi Zheng's character is not to be a good rabbit, and he is not used to ordinary life.
He was timid before, but now that he has the Kunlun Mirror, he suddenly becomes more cautious. He has even begun to think about who to bully...
Thinking of the excitement, Yi Zheng sneaked up to the Queen Mother of the West and waited for the Queen Mother of the West to teach her the Dharma.
Queen Mother Xi said: "This method of killing is actually another formula. The content is very simple. You can read it with me: On behalf of the great Queen Mother Xi, fuck your mother!"
Yi Zheng: "..."
Queen Mother Xi looked at Yi Zheng cutely: "Read it."
Yi Zhengxin said: How wild!
Then he shouted: "On behalf of the great Queen Mother of the West, fuck your mother!"
In an instant, the green light of the Kunlun Mirror in his hand grew louder and flew to the top of Yi Zheng's head with a loud buzzing sound, casting down a faint green light.
There are bamboo leaves falling in the light...
Queen Mother Xi said: "The Kunlun Mirror hangs above your head. No magic weapon or sub-sage of the same level can shake you in the slightest! Not to mention absolute safety, at least there are not many people who can kill you."
At this point, Queen Mother Xi slapped her forehead and said, "By the way, your bloodline golden elixir and medicinal power golden elixir are not perfect, and there are still some minor problems. If you don't get beaten over time, you will get panicked."
Yi Zheng's expression suddenly changed: "Will he die?"
Queen Mother of the West said: "You won't die, but it will be very difficult. So you have to absorb the power from the two golden eggs appropriately, and you can't stand still. This can be regarded as a kind of encouragement to you. Practice well, it will be good for you.
.”
Yi Zheng laughed, but he was wailing in his heart: "Is this cultivation? Is this a beating?"
…
After a brief period of depression, Yi Zheng said: "Ms. Queen Mother of the West, don't you think it's a bit aggrieved for you to live in a cave with your status?"
Queen Mother Xi looked at her cave, and then looked outside: "If you don't live in a cave, what can you live in? A bird's nest?"
Yi Zheng rubbed his eyebrows and said, "Have you ever considered living in a palace?"
Queen Mother Xi thought thoughtfully and said: "I have considered it, but I don't know how to build it!"
Yi Zheng was also curious: "Have you ever considered asking others to build it for you? I think if you want a palace, even the Jade Emperor would be willing to help you, right?"
Queen Mother Xi asked: "Why should I let them help?"
Yi Zheng was speechless.
He looked at Queen Mother Xi's extremely arrogant big eyes and understood immediately. It wasn't that no one helped her, but that she rejected everyone because of her arrogance.
However, this is cheap and easy to correct.
Yi Zheng immediately held his head high and said righteously: "The Queen Mother of the West is right, why should we let them help? We can build it ourselves!"
Yi Zheng directly and shamelessly excluded them from the boundary, and then classified himself into the camp of the Queen Mother of the West.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Queen Mother Xi didn’t seem to mind, she was quite happy: “Can you build tall buildings?”
Yi Zhengdao: "I didn't really know how to do it at first, but since Queen Mother Xi likes it, I must know how to do it!"
The Queen Mother of the West was overjoyed: "Then... then you build me one! I want a big house that is more beautiful than the Lingxiao Palace! It saves the Queen Mother from always showing off to me..."
When Yi Zheng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. He didn't expect that the opportunity came at such a good time!
So Yi Zheng immediately said with a troubled face: "Your Majesty the Queen Mother of the West, I can build a house, and I can build it very well. But there is a problem..."
Queen Mother Xi waved her hand and said domineeringly: "What's the problem?"
Yi Zhengdao: "I don't know what the Lingxiao Palace is! I don't even know what it looks like.
How can I build it better than this?"
Queen Mother Xi was stunned for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully and said, "That's right, you are so weak, there is no way you can enter the Heavenly Court and see the Lingxiao Palace."
Yi Zheng saw that the Queen Mother of the West was silent, and then sighed: "It would be great if I had a chance to go in and take a look. It would also be nice to have a reference. When building a house, don't say how big it is. At least it should be a little taller and wider than him."
A little bit is fine.”
The Queen Mother of the West clapped her hands and said: "I thought of it! There will be a peach festival in three months. The Queen Mother will definitely invite me to attend. I will take you there then. We will pass by the Lingxiao Palace. When the time comes, take a good look and remember.
After knowing the size of the Lingxiao Palace, then..."
Yi Zheng immediately shouted: "Then let's build the house one step at a time, taller than him, wider than him, and better than him!"
Queen Mother Xi smiled and said: "Yes, that's what I mean! Will you be okay after three months?"
Yi Zheng shouted quickly: "It must be okay. If something happens, you have to make way for this business!"
Queen Mother Xi was happy: "You have a conscience!"
Seeing that Queen Mother Xi was so happy, Yi Zheng immediately said: "Ms. Queen Mother Xi, um, can you bring one more person?"
"Aren't you European enough?" Queen Mother Xi asked curiously.
Yi Zhengdao: "Although I have many skills, I am still lacking in some things. For example, I talked with Yingzhao two days ago, and I found that his grasp of length, width and distance is very accurate.
And he seemed to have some knowledge of architecture, so I wanted him to go with me.
They complement each other and achieve perfection."
Queen Mother Xi seems to make sense after thinking about it...
But he still didn't agree.
Yi Zheng had an idea and added: "Of course, if there are too many people there, the Queen Mother will definitely bring out a few more flat peaches to entertain. There are only so many flat peaches. If there are not enough, wouldn't it be embarrassing..."
Upon hearing this, Queen Mother Xi suddenly became energetic: "Go, you must go! Besides Yingzhao, who else do you want to take with you? Let's go together!"
Yi Zhengdao: "How about we bring Lu Wu, the rare and enlightened beast, with us?"
"Take them all with you! No matter if they are useful or not, as long as you can eat them!" said the Queen Mother of the West.
Yi Zhengdao: "If this is the case, I think our Confucian army can follow us together. There are 1.44 million people, not to mention the peaches, all the leaves have been eaten by her!"
Queen Mother Xi was about to nod, but she immediately realized that this seemed to be a bit too much, so she shook her head and said: "This... is too much. Just you and the four major scourges."
Although Yi Zheng was a little disappointed that he could not bring his Confucian disciples to heaven to eat peaches, he was still very happy because he had accomplished the set task.
But Yi Zheng was puzzled, why did the Queen Mother of the West always accuse Yingzhi of recruiting them and call them the four major scourges?
Also, the wild monsters, bosses, and NPCs in Kunlun seem to be quite afraid of these four things.
But Yi Zheng didn't think they were so scary...
Except for a little bit of gossip, his character is pretty good.
At this moment, Yi Zheng finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked: "Your Majesty Queen Mother of the West, why do you always call Yingzhao and them a disaster?"
Queen Mother Xi said: "You don't know?"
Yi Zheng shook his head.
The Queen Mother of the West thought for a while and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that before I came...well...to be precise, before the East Prince came, these four guys were the real masters of Kunlun.