Yingzhao said: "It's so beautiful! No, I have to give birth to a baby!"
Enlightenment Beast said: "Come on, it's just you? You look weird and look like something. If you want to chase a girl, it's me!"
Rare raised his head proudly and said: "Come on, you have nine heads on your body, which look like tumors. Who can fall in love with you? If there is someone who can fall in love with you, they won't be single for so many years. To be handsome,
You still have to look at me!”
Lu Wu chuckled: "You are famous for being fast. Are you sure that people like you? If you want to be durable, it has to be me!"
"Stop talking nonsense, let's say hello together and see who she likes!" Yingzhao suggested.
The four guys nodded at the same time, then pouted: "Hey!"
A rogue whistle successfully attracted the attention of the beautiful woman. The beautiful woman looked at these four strange things, and then the beautiful woman turned around and walked over!
The four big animals suddenly became excited!
Yingzhao said: "She saw me, she fell in love with me! She came after me!"
Enlightenment Beast said: "Don't talk nonsense, she must be attracted to me! After all, I have nine heads!"
"Don't brag about the one with a long neck, it's useless no matter how long it is." Lu Wu swung his tail: "She must be running after me!"
Rarely said: "No, you came to me!"
"Your face looks like it's constipated. Will she fall in love with you? Humph, he'll fall in love with you even if he falls in love with a rabbit!" Kaiming Beast said.
Rare was unconvinced and was about to say something, but then he heard the girl excitedly bending down and reaching out to pick up the rabbit who was still in a daze on the ground!
Then he gently hugged the rabbit tightly.
"Ouch!" In an instant, the four animals let out howls and howls like wolves!
"How can it be?!"
"He actually fell in love with that rabbit?"
"You have a beautiful face and a good figure, but it's a pity that you are blind!"
“It’s unreasonable!”
The four beasts were roaring in their hearts, and their eyes were filled with envy and hatred, and their eyes were about to burst into flames.
Yi Zheng smiled. Although he was a little surprised, it was reasonable.
His appearance is synonymous with unlucky people in the life-and-death forest, but in this heavenly paradise with all the splendor and beauty, with his furry and fleshy appearance, he is definitely a beauty killer!
Yi Zheng leaned happily in the woman's arms, and the four beasts' eyes almost popped out of their heads with anger.
Then the beauty spoke, with a rough, hoarse, dull male voice: "Hey, little bunny is so cute."
In an instant, the eyes of the four animals and the rabbit widened even more, and then the rabbit looked up at the beauty. The beauty looked at the rabbit, smiled, and said again in that rude voice: "Hello, little rabbit! Self
Let me introduce, I am Ren Yao, the God of Yin and Yang!"
"Ren Yao? Ren Yao...shemale?!" Yi Zheng was dumbfounded and felt sick in his heart.
"God of yin and yang! I remembered, isn't this the one who transformed into a man with a female spirit during the day and a male spirit with a male spirit at night?" Kaiming Beast couldn't help but shout out with nine mouths at the same time.
Upon hearing this, Yingzhao and others jumped back more than ten meters, distanced themselves, and roared: "Don't come over here!"
At that moment, Yi Zheng's face turned black, and he wailed in his heart: "My Cao, this is really a shemale!"
"Little Rabbit, don't listen to their nonsense. In fact, our family is full of pure men! As for whether you are a man or a woman, it doesn't matter, I am fine!" After saying that, the God of Yin and Yang pouted and kissed her.
Yi Zheng was so frightened that the hair on his body stood on end, and he shouted: "Help!"
Snapped!
A thick stone slab was slapped on the face of the God of Yin and Yang. The God of Yin and Yang was directly hit, his facial features were distorted, his eyes were black, and his body was shot away like a ball.
At the same time, a tail swung over and picked up Yi Zheng, and then the four guys ran away, digging up smoke and dust all over the ground...
After a long time, a stone tablet burst into pieces, and at the same time, a roar of resentment sounded: "Asshole! What a face I have! Damn it, let me catch you! Ah... it hurts, it hurts..."
In the distance, five guys who had run thousands of miles in one breath finally breathed their last.
This is heaven, flying is prohibited, and the speed of running is also limited by rules, so the distance of thousands of miles is not close, and it is not easy for the God of Yin and Yang to catch up.
Lu Wu let go of Yi Zheng from his tail.
Yi Zheng hugged Lu Wu's thigh and cried with tears in his eyes: "Brother Lu, you are my brother! You really took action at the critical moment!"
Lu Wu felt a little embarrassed when he was told: "Well, I just saved you. The one who made the move was Yingzhao."
Whoosh!
Snapped!
Yi Zheng was like a soft plaster stuck on Yingzhao's leg again: "Brother Ying, brother iron! I almost lost my virginity to that damn pervert..."
Yingzhao said: "Brother, you're welcome. By the way, where did we end up here? Why are there still cattle raisers?"
Yi Zheng looked around. This place was different from the previous place. The previous place was full of pavilions and pavilions, and there were thousands of auspicious clouds and clouds in the sky and the earth...
But here, on the contrary, there are green mountains, green waters, fields, small bridges and flowing water, and a Taoist temple. There is a cowshed outside the Taoist temple, and a green cow is... leaning sideways, holding his head, showing off his eight-pack abs, with a look of disdain.
He looked at them like they were idiots.
"Oh, that cow seems to be quite arrogant!" Kaiming Beast's nine heads have dissatisfaction written on it!
Yingzhao rolled up his sleeves: "I have never seen such an arrogant cow in my life!"
Yi Zheng has seen and tested the strength of the four great scourges. They are definitely more powerful than the four heavenly kings, and even the ordinary gods are no match for them.
If you think about it carefully, Xikunlun is also a first-class secret realm among all the worlds. The four most powerful generals under the Queen Mother of the West are spreading small advertisements and spreading rumors all over the world. None of the four guys have been killed, which means that the four guys
The strength is absolutely powerful.
In addition, he has the death-free gold medal and the Kunlun Mirror in his hand.
Yi Zheng was extremely courageous. As long as he didn't go to the Lingxiao Palace, he felt that he should be able to walk sideways in this heaven.
So, he followed the two guys and said: "This cow is so arrogant, how can you spoil him? I think this guy's hotpot is absolutely amazing!"
Lu Wudao: "Then what are you waiting for?"
Rarely said: "Isn't it bad to steal something?"
"What does stealing mean? We call it morning glory!" Yingzhao said.
Enlightenment Beast said: "Come on!"
Then the five scourges nodded at the same time, and the next moment, the five guys roared and rushed to the bullpen!
Then I heard a cow roar: "Moo!"
Green light bloomed, and violent demonic power swept across the world. Then the ox man stood up, swelled up all the sinews in his body, and punched the strongest Lu Wu away with his hooves. Before Lu Wu could fly far, he was hit again.
The cow grabbed its ankle and fell to the ground with a bang, and stepped on its belly. Lu Wu let out a shrill scream.
Before the nine heads of the enlightened beast could react, the cow punched out nine fist shadows and dealt crazy output to its nine faces!
The Enlightened Beast suddenly had nine heads wailing in unison, and then only the wailing was left.
When Yingzhao struck with a hammer, the cow threw out a golden ring and took away the hammer. Then he turned the hammer and hit Yingzhao on the forehead.
Rare ran away, but before he could take off, the cow grabbed his hind legs, threw him to the ground, and knocked him unconscious with a hammer.
After dealing with the four major disasters, Niu looked at Rabbit. Although Rabbit was scared, he couldn't just run away when he saw the four brothers being beaten, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Kunlun Mirror!"
The Kunlun Mirror came out to protect his whole body. He rushed over to save Yingzhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, Rare and others, but with a flick of the ox-gold ring, it fixed the Kunlun Mirror. Yi Zheng was dumbfounded.
Looking at the golden ring, and then at the green bull that rushed towards him and waved his fist, Yi Zheng exclaimed: "Are you Taishang Laojun's green bull?"
Qingniu was happy: "Oh, you little rabbit actually knows about this king?"
Yi Zheng's heart trembled, and he felt depressed: "How could he not know about this Qing Niu? This guy was the mount that followed the Supreme Lord to enlightenment. Rumor has it that he was General Jin Si from the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court period. He was extremely powerful.
His fighting power is extraordinary. In Journey to the West, he relied on Taishang Laojun's diamond bracelet to collect the magic weapons of the gods in the world, and defeated Sun Wukong without any power to parry.
It's just that Yi Zheng never dreamed that he would encounter such a thing!"
Hearing Qing Niu's words, Yi Zheng had an idea and immediately shouted: "I know, I must know! Who doesn't know that you are the powerful and handsome General Jin Si!"
Qingniu was stunned for a moment, then he laughed and said: "You little rabbit knows a lot, but I still have to beat you to death! You still want to catch me cooking hot pot? I'll cook you all today!"
Yi Zheng still wanted to explain, but he was punched in the face. Yi Zheng was so frightened that he was scared to death. He had no ability to accept the punch. At the critical moment of life and death, he subconsciously shouted: "Ms. Queen Mother of the West, help me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the Queen Mother of the West's voice came from the Kunlun Mirror fixed by the golden ring: "Jin Si, you dare to hit my people? Believe it or not, I'll peel off your skin?!"
Upon hearing this, Qing Newton suddenly stopped, and then hummed unconvinced: "My lord, Queen Mother of the West, they were the ones who attacked me first!"
In the bronze mirror, the head of the Queen Mother of the West was magnified several times, and she shouted angrily: "So what? I am just being unreasonable and protecting my calf. Do you have a problem?"
Qingniu was speechless and said bitterly: "You are as good as ever... It's okay. I'll just let them go. But if they still say something rude..."
Before Qingniu could finish speaking, he saw Yingzhao, Kaiming Beast, Lu Wu, and the rare four guys behind him shouting: "The Queen Mother of the West is awesome!"
"Shut up! You are useless, you can't beat a cow, I gave you so many elixirs for nothing! Come back and double the dose!" Queen Mother Xi angrily scolded.
The four guys suddenly went from being excited and shouting to being like eggplants beaten by frost, wilting and chirping, lowering their heads and not daring to say a word.
Although the words of Queen Mother Xi were not nice to hear, Qing Niu really did not dare to offend this ancestor, so she could only endure it and said, "My lord, Queen Mother Xi, I will let them go now."
Queen Mother Xi snorted arrogantly and said, "If I can't see them within ten minutes, I'll beat you to death!"
Qing Niu's old face darkened, and he roared in his heart: "What the hell does this have to do with me? I was just lying in the cowshed eating grass. They did it first, okay? Why do I feel like it's my fault now?"
He wailed in his heart, but Qing Niu's movements were not slow at all. With a wave of his hand, he grabbed Yi Zheng, Yingzhao and others and flew into the sky, heading straight for the Tianting Tianchi!