Yi Zheng looked at the wine glass in front of him, and then at the unruly red-haired man with his legs crossed and his back leaning on the chair, leaning towards the crowd.
Yi Zheng took one last look at Queen Mother Xi in the distance, and after confirming that Queen Mother Xi had not left, Yi Zheng's temper exploded instantly. He picked up the wine glass on the table and slapped it on the red-haired man's face: "I'll paralyze you!
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The red-haired man never dreamed that a little rabbit would dare to attack him! He didn't react for a moment and was caught in the act!
The red-haired man was furious, slammed the table and roared: "Little rabbit, you are looking for death!"
Normally, Yi Zheng would be timid, but right now...
This guy rolled his big eyes and immediately pointed at Zhu Rong and said, "You dare to bully me? Do you believe that my sister will beat you?"
The red-haired man laughed angrily: "Your sister? Don't talk about your sister, I will beat your mother even if she comes!"
Snapped!
A big mouth slapped the red-haired man on the face. The red-haired man's face, which was so handsome one moment, was so slapped that his facial features were distorted and he was about to fly away involuntarily.
Then a small hand grabbed the collar of his clothes and pulled him back. An extremely cute baby face with drunken eyes and a flushed face appeared in his sight.
At that moment, Yi Zheng clearly saw that the red-haired man seemed to have been electrocuted. His red hair stood on end and the fire dragon tattoo on his body faded in that instant.
Then he shouted in panic: "Sister?"
Before he could finish speaking, the little loli raised her white and tender fist and punched him in the face!
Bang!
The red-haired man's subsequent words were immediately slapped back.
Then the entire Kunlun Mountain became quiet, everyone stopped talking or drinking, and just looked here quietly.
On the ground, I saw a little loli standing on the table. With one small hand, I grabbed a red-haired handsome guy by the collar and lifted him up in the air. With the other small hand, he punched him in the face one after another.
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The entire Kunlun Mountains were filled with bang bang bang bang, a muffled sound from the punches to the flesh.
The red-haired man's head was thrown back after being hit, and his nose was bleeding, but he tried hard to squeeze out a smile after each punch...
"Then...is it really the grumpy Vulcan God Zhu Rong?" someone asked.
"This... it should be..." said a lame man among the eight immortals.
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A few minutes later, the loli released her little hand holding the collar of Zhu Rong's clothes, then grabbed the rabbit, pointed at the rabbit expressionlessly and said: "My brother!"
Rabbit grinned at him and said, "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you moved?"
When Zhu Rong heard this, he tried his best to smile and said: "What a fucking surprise!"
Queen Mother of the West said: "You all should be honest with me. If you have the strength, you can eat more peaches for me later! If you don't make fools of yourself anymore..."
Queen Mother Xi raised her two white little hands, clenched her fists, and made a clicking sound.
Whether it was Gonggong, Zhu Rong, or the Four Great Disasters, they were all nodding their heads like chickens pecking at rice.
Queen Mother Xi nodded with satisfaction, and then a wine glass was handed to her.
Queen Mother Xi looked at the wine in the glass, and then at the rabbit passing the wine.
Rabbit said obediently: "Sister, calm down, brothers are just joking around, you drink. Don't worry, brothers will definitely try their best to eat peaches today, as many as they can eat!"
Queen Mother Xi nodded, and then she realized that there was a chair behind her. She sat on it, and then the rabbit brought the fruit over: "Sister, sit down and eat. You are tired from beating someone, I will rub your shoulders.
Relax."
Then everyone watched the Queen Mother of the West sitting on a chair, eating fruit and sipping wine, with a rabbit standing next to him rubbing her shoulders and legs, showing her frantic attentiveness...
For a time, whether it was the four major scourges, Gong Gong, Zhu Rong's two enemies, or the sky full of gods and Buddhas, there was only one thought in his mind: "Bah! You flatterer! Don't push yourself, the gods will lose all their face."
But then I thought about it, it seems that this rabbit is not a fairy yet...
Yi Zheng didn't care about that. His calculations were very clear. Now he is weak. If he wants to survive in the world in the future, he will have to rely on the great mountain of the Queen Mother of the West.
To take good care of her is to take good care of yourself!
If you don’t hug your thighs, you are a fool!
What's more, Yi Zheng has never considered himself a hero. The most important thing is that he firmly believes that heroes die quickly!
When Yi Zheng read novels before, he discovered that his way of thinking was different from other people's.
When others read the novel, they automatically assume the role of the protagonist.
Only Yi Zheng automatically becomes the villain!
Still a great villain!
He has always had a dream, that is to be a big villain!
Although he will be killed by the protagonist in the end, in a book of three million words, the villain is usually beaten to death in the last tens of thousands of words, or beaten to death in the last three to two thousand words!
For the rest, you can bully whoever you want, and you can get whatever you want. Except that you can't kill the protagonist, it's almost smooth sailing!
In the environment of great harmony, many protagonists are singles, and occasionally there is only one female protagonist. If there are more, they cannot escape harmony, nor can they escape the verbal criticism of readers.
But the big villain is different. He is the one to be defeated. Not to mention the 3,000 beauties in the harem, even 30 million will be fine!
Therefore, Yi Zheng has always felt that he is the material to be a villain!
Since he is a villain and hugs his thighs, it doesn’t seem to be a shame...
In addition to taking care of Queen Mother Xi day and night during this period, he was very familiar with Queen Mother Xi's temper, and Queen Mother Xi was also used to taking care of this rabbit.
Both guys are used to it.
After eating the fruit and drinking the wine, Queen Mother Xi stood up unsteadily, then slapped Zhu Rong who was in a daze, and then returned to her mountain peak.
When Queen Mother Xi walked away, Zhu Rong touched his face and muttered: "Just leave, you don't have to take care of me like this, right?"
After saying that, Zhu Rong glanced at Yi Zheng, and Yi Zheng also looked at him.
The eyes of the two collided in the air, crackling as if there were electric sparks colliding in the dark. Zhu Rong was obviously different from Gonggong. He had a very explosive temper. Although he did not dare to explode when the Queen Mother of the West was there, the Queen Mother of the West is no longer there.
, he immediately stared at Yi Zheng fiercely and said through a message: "Little Rabbit, just wait for me!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Yi Zheng laughed and shouted at the top of his voice: "Sister..."
"Wait for me to give you delicious food!" Zhu Rong was frightened and quickly added.
Yi Zheng also took advantage of the situation and changed his words: "Please walk slowly!"
Queen Mother Xi waved her hand in response without looking back.
Zhu Rong was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, then he said nothing, turned around, walked to a bunch of weird guys in the distance and sat down.
Gonggong said: "Rabbit, be careful. Although Zhu Rong is not that bad, he has a hot temper, is petty, and has a lot of bad intentions. He will inevitably cause trouble for you in the future..."
Yi Zhenghun said nonchalantly: "If he dares to come to me, he will file a complaint."
Gonggong said: "He will not leave any evidence for you to complain."
Yi Zheng said confidently: "It's okay, I can frame him."
Gonggong looked at this rabbit who was full of righteous words and confident, as if he were the embodiment of justice. Thinking about what he said, Gonggong suddenly felt: "This rabbit is more fucked up than Zhu Rong!"
As the gods took their seats, a bell rang, and the Queen Mother spoke, the peach event officially began!
Then Yi Zheng saw seven fairies wearing red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple clothes flying from a distance. They were dozens and hundreds of clones in mid-air, and each clone was carrying a basket and walking towards a picture.
At the table, place peaches one by one on the table.
Only then did Yi Zheng realize that the purple-clothed fairy at the foot of Kunlun Mountain and the purple-clothed fairy received by Kunlun Mountain were actually the same person!
The fairies in blue who poured the wine before were all the same people!
So to say……
He looked back and saw that countless cranes in the distance began to merge together and finally turned into one crane.
Coincidentally, the crane happened to be looking at the rabbit, and the two looked at each other. Yi Zheng immediately waved his little hand enthusiastically: "Sister Crane, come and sit!"
The Crane Fairy shook her head and said: "I am a spiritual beast stationed in the mountain. I can do it for you, but how can I be qualified to sit in that seat?"
Yi Zhengcai didn't care about that, he ran over and pulled the Crane Fairy down to the edge of the table, and then said confidently: "What are the qualifications and disqualifications? Didn't the Queen Mother say it? Everyone is the same today!
Anyone who dares to say that you can't sit down is looking down on the Queen Mother!"
As soon as these words came out, Fairy Crane was speechless.
At this time, the Queen Mother also spoke: "What this little rabbit is saying is that if you are happy today, all living beings are equal, as long as you are in Kunlun, you will have a share in seeing the flat peaches! Today, we are talking about Taoism and Heaven, regardless of high or low!"
After hearing what the Queen Mother said, all the immortals shouted in unison: "Thank you, Queen Mother, for your gift!"
The crane fairy also breathed a sigh of relief and finally sat down. At the same time, the crane's body began to transform, turning into a beautiful woman wearing a black and white crane dress. Her neck was slightly longer than ordinary people, making her look very elegant.
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A pair of red phoenix eyes are very charming, and the most important thing is that there is a strand of red hair in the black hair that is very conspicuous.
Those red lips are as red as a cherry, plump and attractive.
Yi Zheng was stunned.
The Crane Fairy blushed slightly and said, "Rabbit, what are you looking at?"
Yi Zheng didn't shy away from it. He had no dirty thoughts in his heart and was very open-minded, so he directly replied: "Look at the beauty! Sister Xianhe, aren't you too beautiful?"
Fairy Crane's pretty face turned even redder: "Don't talk nonsense."
Yi Zhengdao: "What nonsense am I talking about? If you don't believe me, ask them?"
Yi Zheng pointed at Kai Ming Beast, Ying Zhao, Lu Wu, Rare, and Gong Gong.
Several people's big heads were nodding frequently, and some of them were not flattering. Even Kaiming Beast, who had seen countless fairies and peerless beauties in various worlds, couldn't help but admire the appearance of Fairy Crane at this moment: "It is indeed beautiful.
Among the countless fairies I have seen, Miss Crane definitely ranks at the top."
Fairy Crane's face turned even redder, and she lowered her head and said, "Everyone, let's have a drink."
Yi Zheng chuckled, waved his little hand and said: "Okay, stop staring at others? Drink!"
