The Queen Mother looked at the sleeping Queen Mother of the West and said nothing.
Then Queen Mother Xi woke up. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at the rabbit in Queen Mother Xi's hand. She had a look of displeasure on her face.
The Queen Mother said: "He will stay with me for a few days."
Queen Mother Xi's eyes suddenly flashed fiercely, like a little leopard about to bite!
Yi Zheng suddenly became excited and shouted in his heart: "Yes, yes, yes, just this expression, just this momentum! Sister, come on!"
Then Yi Zheng saw the Queen Mother take out a bag and hand it to Queen Mother Xi. Queen Mother Xi took the bag suspiciously, opened it and looked inside. Her big eyes suddenly brightened up, and she smiled happily: "Deal!"
"puff!"
Yi Zheng almost spit out his blood. He thought that Queen Mother Xi looked down upon the Queen Mother so much that she would definitely reject her idea.
He never expected that at the critical moment, the Queen Mother of the West would sell him with just a raise of her hand!
Queen Mother of the West said: "One week, he has to come back in one week."
The Queen Mother said: "Okay, just one week."
So the two women completed the deal in front of Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng looked at Queen Mother Xi pitifully: "Ms. Queen Mother Xi, don't you think about it?"
Queen Mother Xi looked at Yi Zheng, smiled, raised the bag in her hand and said, "There are a lot of things I need, so I won't consider them anymore. You have fun this week, I'll leave first."
After saying that, Queen Mother Xi had already impatiently packed up her things and ran away.
This time, Queen Mother Xi did not forget the four animals. With a wave of her hand, she took them away and disappeared into the sky in an instant.
"Holy shit, there's no one left for me!" Yi Zheng wailed in his heart.
Then, he felt that the huge Kunlun Mountain was quiet, and then more eyes looked at him from all around, starting from the bottom of his feet to the tips of his ears.
Although Yi Zheng couldn't hear what they were saying, he could imagine that these guys must be looking at him while flipping through the recipes!
"I'm done, I've been having a hard time this week." Yi Zheng sighed in his heart.
But what surprised Yi Zheng was that the Queen Mother did not immediately make things difficult for him. Instead, she took her back to her mountain peak, sat on a chair, put him on her lap, gently stroked Yi Zheng's head and said:
"Little Rabbit, I've seen you since you walked in. You're so unruly."
The words "too unruly" made Yi Zheng's heart tremble: "You're done, you're going to have an operation on me."
Then I heard the Queen Mother say: "The Queen Mother of the West has no rules, and you don't have any rules either. This is not okay. She has no rules, and no one dares to care about her. If you don't have the rules, you will lose her face. Let's do this. You will stay in Kunlun to study this week.
Learn etiquette..."
Having said this, the Queen Mother looked at the gods and said, "Everyone, is there anyone willing to teach this little rabbit the etiquette of heaven?"
As soon as these words came out, all the gods and immortals present looked at Yi Zheng with smiles.
Before, this rabbit was searching everywhere, and everyone was unhappy with him.
Now that there was no support from the Queen Mother of the West, and the Queen Mother's request, everyone immediately became energetic and started shouting with excitement.
"The Queen Mother, I, Lord Huode, are willing to teach him!" shouted a man who looked grumpy at first glance.
Then another person sneered and said: "Zhenjun Huode, although you have the word "virtue" in your name, but what about your conduct? You still teach others? I'm afraid you can't even remember a few heavenly etiquette, right?"
True Lord Huode was furious: "Lord Shuidexing, what do you mean?"
Mr. Shui Dexing stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Literally! When it comes to teaching people, the best thing is as good as water, so it's not enough for me to teach."
"The best thing is like water? Which turn will get you? Wouldn't it be better for me to come?" Gonggong said.
Mr. Shui Dexing didn't dare to challenge Gonggong, so he immediately withdrew.
"Gonggong, it's hard for others to say anything about you. Don't you know your own virtues? Look at how you sit and stand. You spend your whole day either building rivers or moving mountains. You have nothing to do with etiquette.
!" Zhu Rong mocked.
Gonggong glared and said: "If I can't do it, how can you do it? Your head is like a flaming chicken butt!"
Zhu Rong wanted to reply a few words, but the Queen Mother snorted coldly, and he shut up immediately.
The Queen Mother said: "I ask you to teach this rabbit well, but I don't want you to take the opportunity to retaliate. If you are really confident about teaching this rabbit well, step forward!"
After hearing this, the gods realized that the Queen Mother was serious.
So everyone fell silent.
What a joke, any of them can slap this rabbit twice, but teach this rabbit...
Look at that rabbit's face. There isn't a single hair on his body!
teach him?
forget it.
Everyone shook their heads...
Seeing that no one answered, the Queen Mother frowned slightly.
At this time, an old man came forward and said: "My dear, since no one is willing to take the initiative, why not appoint someone to teach this rabbit?"
As soon as these words came out, the gods glared at the old man, and their eyes seemed to say: "Taibai Jinxing, don't you bring such a deceptive person!"
The Queen Mother's eyes lit up, and then she glanced at the gods. The gods immediately lowered their heads, not daring to look at them, for fear of getting the rabbit into their hands.
Seeing that no one looked up, the Queen Mother couldn't name anyone to teach the rabbit.
At this time, Taibai Jinxing said again: "If you can't find someone you like, the little god can recommend someone."
The Queen Mother said: "Oh? Who is it?"
Taibai Jinxing said: "The Confucius of Literary Sage Kong Sage!"
As soon as these words came out, Yi Zheng's ears suddenly became pricked, and he thought to himself: "I am Cao, Saint Kong? Damn... don't..."
He thought about how he led a group of rabbits to misinterpret "The Analects of Confucius" as "The Analects of Confucius". If he really fell into the hands of Sage Kong, Sage Kong probably wouldn't have to do anything else this week and would just whip him!
Yi Zheng seemed to have seen the scene where an old man was furious and furiously attacking him.
Then he heard the Queen Mother say: "I have heard of this man. He is one of the rare people who established his destiny through martial arts and became a saint through literature. And I heard that this man is particularly good at reasoning..."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Taibai Jinxing nodded and said: "The little god has never seen this literary saint. I just heard that when he ascended to heaven, he took the official position and left.
Very arrogant...
However, Xiao Shen heard people say that he is indeed a very reasonable person.
His mantra is to convince people with virtue. Over the years of his ascension, he has convinced many demons and ghosts to put down their butcher knives and follow him to practice with concentration.
Among them there are many kinds of peerless demons and demon kings.
Therefore, Xiao Shen feels that when it comes to being knowledgeable, Wenqu Xingjun is naturally as good as anyone."
Below, Mr. Wenquxing raised his head proudly. He was indeed proud of this.
Taibai Jinxing continued: "But when it comes to teaching a person who doesn't understand etiquette to understand etiquette, the little god thinks that Saint Kong is better."
Wen Quxing frowned slightly, and wanted to say a few words, but looking at the damn rabbit and the bag next to the rabbit, he decisively shut up. Although he was confident that he could guide the rabbit on the right track, seven days was too short...
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After listening to Taibai Jinxing's analysis, the Queen Mother felt that it was quite reasonable, so she nodded and said: "What Mr. Xing said is absolutely true. In this case, let's arrange for this rabbit to be taught by Saint Kong.
For this matter, please give Xingjun some time to go away."
Taibai Xingjun quickly bowed and saluted: "The little god accepts the decree!"
Yi Zheng sat on the Queen Mother's lap, looked at Taibai Jinxing, and then at Queen Mother Xi, and wailed in his heart: "My Cao, I was betrayed in front of my face again! In one day, I flipped my hand twice! This is too unfair.
Take this rabbit seriously!"
But he just wailed in his heart, resisting?
That doesn't exist.
But it's not Yi Zheng's character to just suffer the loss of being dumb. He rolled his eyes and immediately lay on the Queen Mother's lap: "Anyway, I can be regarded as the man who slept with the Queen Mother, right? I'm proud!"
"
Then he glanced at the Jade Emperor in the distance with evil intentions: "He is also the first rabbit to green the Jade Emperor, right?"
At the same time, Yi Zheng touched the Kunlun Mirror in his hand. He knew that if ordinary people were thinking wildly here, both the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor would be able to see through it at a glance, let alone him? However, he has the Kunlun Mirror to protect him, which can hide the secrets of heaven.
, blocking all exploration, I don’t have this worry.
Otherwise, he wouldn't care about his random thoughts...
Just as Yi Zheng was comforting himself, the Queen Mother said: "Rabbit, you go with Xingjun. I will check your learning results in a week. If you don't learn well, you will have to compensate me for how much fruit you eat from me today."
Guozi. As much wine as you drink from me, you will pay me as much wine as you drink!
If you can't afford the compensation, then just stay and work and wait until you pay off the debt.
Even the Queen Mother of the West has to admit this!"
Yi Zheng opened his small mouth, listening to these words, countless Cao Niima rushed past in his heart...
It is true that he has never learned etiquette. In fact, there is no one in the entire earth who has learned etiquette in heaven!
Not to mention the etiquette of heaven, even if it is the ancient etiquette of Tianxia, very few people learn it!
On the contrary, a group of licking dogs have learned a lot from Western gentlemen. Even Yi Zheng can imitate a little bit. But if he dares to take a piece of uncut steak and ask the Queen Mother of the West: "Do you want medium rare or medium rare?"
I guess Queen Mother Xi will think that he treats her like a wild beast, right?
I'll probably slap him to death!
But just because of this, he had to be thrown into a lecture, which really made him a little unhappy.
However, power is truth, and if someone is strong, Yi Zheng can only accept it.
As soon as the scene turned, an old man with a white beard and a rabbit left Kunlun Mountain on auspicious clouds and flew all the way to the distance of the heaven.
Along the way, Yi Zheng didn't give Taibai Xingjun a good look, and Taibai Xingjun wasn't angry either. He just said with a smile: "Rabbit, you have to thank me."
Yi Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Thank you!"
Taibai Xingjun smiled and said: "If it weren't for me, you should be learning etiquette from the Queen Mother now."
Yi Zheng was shocked when he heard this. Although the Queen Mother seemed kind, she was so strong! Learning etiquette from others, Yi Zheng could still take some time off from his busy schedule. If he was with the Queen Mother...
