Chapter 504: Eliminating Demons and Defending the Way, Dont Pretend
Yi Zheng was finally convinced by this old man. After talking about him for a long time, he didn’t even know his name, but he even named him!
Before Yi Zheng could refuse, he saw seventy-two strong men and fierce women standing up at the same time and shouting in unison. The sound came like rolling thunder, which made Yi Zheng dizzy and spinning in circles. He could only vaguely hear the welcome to his junior brother.
What……
Then he rolled his eyes and was knocked unconscious. His last thought was only one: "I want to go home!"
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When Yi Zheng opened his eyes again, the sound of Zhenzhen bells came to his ears. He looked around in confusion. This was an ancient house with ordinary decoration, but it had all the necessary tables, chairs and benches.
There is also an oil lamp on the table...
Before his mind was fully awake, he saw the door of the room being kicked open by a big foot with a bang, and then a burly figure rushed in front of Yi Zheng, grabbed Yi Zheng's rabbit ears, and ran out.
Yi Zheng's heart trembled, and he subconsciously wanted to call for help. Then he heard the man say: "Junior brother, you are too lazy! The breakfast bell has rang, and you haven't gotten up yet. I'm afraid you don't want to starve.
?”
Yi Zheng's head is full of questions, Junior Brother? Bells ringing? Starving?
Then memories flashed through his mind like running water, and then he remembered that he had already joined the Gang Dingshan! He was now the seventy-second disciple!
Yesterday I was yelled at as soon as I got started...
When Yi Zheng came back to his senses, he had been pushed into a chair, and then he saw a big hand holding a big chicken leg and stuffing it over. Without waiting for Yi Zheng to react, he pinched his mouth open.
, the chicken leg was inserted smoothly, and as soon as it was inserted into the throat, Yi Zheng started to roll his eyes.
"Fuck, it's too deep." The other person muttered and pulled out a little.
It seemed that it was too much to pull out, so I inserted it in again.
Yi Zheng quickly slapped him and thought to himself: "Damn, are you here seven in and seven out?"
"Eat! Eat quickly! You have to go to class after you are full! Time is running out..."
The other party didn't care at all and just urged.
Yi Zheng was still confused. Just when he was about to look at the speaker, he saw a big hand reaching out, pinching his mouth and opening and closing it a few times. Then he slapped the end of the drumstick, and a huge force spread out.
Come on, the chicken leg was shot directly into his esophagus. Yi Zheng rolled his eyes and was about to say drink water when he saw a big basin brought over, and then the big hand pushed his head up and squeezed it away.
Mouth, a basin of soup just poured down...
"Drink it while it's hot. This soup is delicious." The rough voice sounded: "Ouch? Junior brother, why are you crying? Don't be moved, we will be senior brothers from now on, and we should take care of each other. Yes.
Well, my name is Zizhuang, and I will be responsible for teaching you etiquette and helping you integrate into the life of Shanmen as soon as possible.
Okay, don't cry, don't get excited, this is what I should do."
Yi Zheng wailed in his heart: "I'm so moved! This soup is still boiling, okay? My throat is broken!"
Before Yi Zheng could say anything, the bell rang again, and he grabbed the rabbit's ears with his big hand. Yi Zheng felt that the scenery around him was rapidly retreating, and the scenery changed at a lightning speed. When he was thrown on a futon and knelt down, the scene around him was
The scenery is already like that of a school.
There was a small table in front of him, with pens, ink, paper and inkstones on it.
He finally saw something related to culture! He was immediately moved...
At this time, a cloud of gray gas flew over Yi Zheng's body, and Yi Zheng had a gray student robe on his body and a small gray hat on his head.
At the same time, there was a cat on the table carrying big scissors and wearing big glasses.
The cat looked the rabbit up and down, and then said with great satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad! It just fits. It's worthy of my craftsmanship, it's reliable!"
After saying that, the cat took out a huge mirror from his arms and stood it in front of Yi Zheng. He poked his head out from behind the mirror, grinned at Yi Zheng and said, "Mr. Seventy-Two, take a look, are you satisfied?"
Yi Zheng looked at himself in the mirror. Oh boy, this dress is really tailor-made and fits perfectly!
But compared to clothes, Yi Zheng was more interested in Tailor Cat: "Are you a tailor?"
The tailor cat raised its head proudly, circled around the rabbit and said, "Looks like it's satisfied!"
After saying that, he turned into a ball of smoke and left arrogantly.
At the same time, Yi Zheng's ears were grabbed again, and he stood up involuntarily, only to hear a thunderous roar from all around: "Welcome to the Master's lecture!"
With this voice, Yi Cheng believed that he was back in the bandits' den again.
After being placed on the futon again, he had time to look at Zizhuang, who had brought him here.
He was a strong man about two and a half meters tall, with a bald head and a shiny head, as if it had been oiled.
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, even when he was sitting there, his mouth opened unconsciously, and he smiled like a fool over two meters tall.
Seeing that Yi was looking at him, Ziqiang raised his hand, turned the rabbit's head to the front, and looked forward.
In front, Kong Ni was holding a book in one hand and a machete in the other. He was half-dressed and half-dressed, and he was walking in front of him. As he walked, he said: "Today we have a cultural class first, okay?"
…I’ll just teach you a sentence.
Listen carefully, this sentence means that a gentleman's words are hard to follow!
What does it mean that a gentleman's words are hard to follow..."
Yi Zai's face underneath was pitch black, and he thought to himself: "Fuck, you're copying my homework! Is this what I said, okay? After listening to your front legs, just treat your hind legs as your own."
However, Yi Zheng didn't dare to say it out loud, so he could only wink at Kong Ni from below.
Kong Ni didn't care either. He just winked and winked. After finishing his talk about a gentleman, he threw the book aside and said, "Okay, the cultural class is over. Now let's talk about spiritual practice."
Yi Zheng wailed again in his heart: "Brother, you stole one sentence to talk about feelings in the cultural class, and the rest are all practice classes, right? How poor are your cultural literacy?"
Kong Ni put the machete on his shoulder and said, "Today we have a new member, so today I want to review the sect's purpose for everyone. What is the purpose of our Picai Sect?"
The disciples all around shouted in unison: "Eliminate demons and defend the Tao, don't show off!"
Yi Zheng was prepared and covered his ears in advance, so he was not injured by the shock. However, he was surprised to find that when these unreliable brothers shouted these words, each of them had solemn and righteous expressions on their faces, even
There was actually a faint white gas emitting from their bodies. He was familiar with that gas, it was Haoran's righteousness!
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded and thought to himself: "Damn, these are really scholars..."
Yi Zheng knew that there is righteousness between heaven and earth. The righteousness gathers in the sky and forms a river, which is the awe-inspiring righteousness.
This awe-inspiring righteousness is the unique power of scholars. Others who are not scholars cannot control it at all.
Yi Zheng always felt that the place he was in was a gangster den. From top to bottom, there were a group of shady gangsters. However, these guys turned out to be full of righteousness, which showed that they were real scholars!
Kong Ni continued: "Very good, then what is the purpose of studying?
Money, women, longevity, status...
That's what the dogs are after, but it's different for us at Pichaimen.
Isn’t our goal to know people, places, and heavens?
In this way, you will not be confused by illusions, and will not be dominated by desires. If you correct your true heart, you will have a better tomorrow!
God’s mind is upright and stable, and all evil will not invade!”
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded when he heard this. He thought that after the cultural class, he would talk about which road has the most fat sheep, how to hide in a trap without being discovered, and how to jump out and rob someone to solve the problem quickly.
As a result, during this class, he suddenly felt that this was a cultural class!
For the first time, Yi Zheng began to face the sect seriously. He straightened his mind and began to listen to the lectures honestly.
Kong Ni said: "If you correct your original intention, you are not a hero. Only if you correct the people's intention and benefit all living beings, you can be called a hero!"
So we not only have to read books, but also write books!
But just writing a book, what's the difference between that and those rotten people?
Therefore, we still need to practice Taoism!
When cultivating Taoism, you don't seek to be the strongest, but you just seek to be able to beat the opponent to death.
After all, facts have proven that if we give them a good beating before we reason, they will listen more carefully to our reasoning.
If you really don't listen, even if you are about to beat him to death, he will listen.
Therefore, if you break it down, add a head next to the word "walking" and a "li" next to the word "王". "Walking beside the front" means that if you don't kick his head first, he won't listen to your reasoning.
If you don't fight, he will treat you as a king deep down in his heart, and he won't abide by your principles.
Therefore, when it comes to principles, you should talk about them after you have beaten them, and then talk about them after you have convinced them!
Do you understand?"
"Understood!" everyone around shouted in unison.
Yi Zheng covered his ears and stared blankly. He swore that this was the first time in his life that he heard someone explain the word "reason" so thoroughly!
Yi Zheng fully agreed with this statement.
This is like someone saying on Earth: "The truth is within the range of a cannon."
There is an old saying: "The fist is the last word."
To put it bluntly, if you can’t keep up with your strength, why should you try to reason with others?
80% of them will be beaten.
No dog will listen to the weak.
The strong man's robber theory must also be accepted as truth by the other party.
This is the essence of fucking truth!
Yi Zheng suddenly felt that this sect seemed pretty good, at least to his liking!
"Okay, I've finished talking about the core. Zi Zhuang, you will take good care of your little master disciple Zi Tu from now on.
If you have nothing to do, take him out on a long journey of thousands of miles to understand the principles of this world.
Okay, let's go!" After Kong Ni finished speaking, he waved his hand and left with the knife. From a distance, Yi Zheng heard him muttering: "Hurry up, the firewood in the backyard hasn't been chopped yet...
"
Yi Zheng was confused for a while: "The sect is in charge, but you still have to chop wood yourself?"
Hearing Yi Zheng's muttering, Zizhuang smiled and said: "In our sect, no one serves anyone else. We have to do all the cooking and cooking by ourselves. It's a points system. Then the sect allocates resources based on points...
The big boss is no exception.
Therefore, the boss also has to do something every once in a while.
Moreover, the sect stipulates that mana cannot be used, so many things are very time-consuming.
But you don’t have to worry, you are a new disciple and you will have very little work to do.”