Yi Zheng immediately sat firmly on his back. In order to make himself more brave and powerful, this guy even took out pieces of gold armor, waist protectors and the like and put them on his body. He was holding a small red tassel gun in his hand.
, holding the reins with one hand in an extremely arrogant manner, laughing loudly and saying: "Kill!"
Demon King Peng looked at the thing on his back with a look of despair. He always felt that he was coaxing a child...
Just when he was distracted, the rabbit pulled the reins and yelled: "Huh!"
The Peng Demon King didn't hear clearly and kept flying forward. The rabbit swung the little red tassel gun and stabbed him in the head: "Listen to the command and don't fly around! What a fool!"
Demon King Peng looked at the rabbit sadly again and said in his heart: "I am not a horse!"
But looking at that guy's expression, it's obvious that he doesn't care at all, the rabbit just thinks he's a horse!
He is his master and he is his pet. No matter how unwilling he is, he can only cooperate.
After sighing, the rabbit stopped.
On the ground, Zizhuang watched all this and said worriedly: "Elder brother, if the rabbit is tossing the sand sculpture like this, will the sand sculpture be dissatisfied?"
Zi Lao shook his head: "Do you think Rabbit is stupid? He is very smart. He is taking advantage of us all here to suppress him and polish the character of the Peng Demon King. Once you have tamed him at home, take him out and it will be useful.
"
Zizhuang's eyes shone brightly and he said, "Junior brother, you are so smart."
Zi Lao clasped his hands behind his back and sighed: "I have a feeling that our wood-cutting family will become famous all over the world sooner or later because of this rabbit."
In the following time, the food of the Chai Chai Men improved significantly. Every day, the aroma of meat wafted from the Huozao Fang, and the whole mountain was filled with aroma. The disciples of the Chai Chai Men had mouths full of oil after eating.
When everyone eats meat, they will naturally recite a saying about rabbits that benefit everyone.
Therefore, the rabbit's life of chopping firewood becomes more and more comfortable.
What he read and study every day included all kinds of mountain spirits and wild monsters, and he drank stewed soup with the flesh and blood of thousand-year-old monsters. When he got tired, he would ride a sand sculpture and fly around a few times, which was quite happy.
A month passed very quickly. During this month, Yi Zheng memorized all the core ideas of Choi Chai Men.
Seeing that the moon is about to cross the zenith, a month has passed.
In the main hall in the center of the wood-cutting gate, two figures, one large and one small, were sitting on the ridge of the roof, looking up at the moon in the sky.
Kong Ni drank the wine from the wine gourd and asked: "Rabbit, if you cross the middle line, you have to go back. What are your plans for the future?"
Yi Zhengna, the little wine gourd, took a sip of wine and replied slowly: "I don't have any plans. I just want to cultivate and seek immortality with peace of mind."
Kong Ni rolled his eyes at him: "Speak humanly!"
Yi Zheng frowned and said, "I'm serious! I practice just to seek immortality, and also to avoid being bullied by others during the process of immortality."
Kong Ni looked at Rabbit in surprise and said, "I didn't expect that your ambition is quite lofty."
Yi Zheng looked at Kong Ni in confusion: "There are immortals all over the street, how ambitious is my ambition?"
Kong Ni shook his head and said: "That's not true immortality, that's false immortality.
He just relies on his extreme strength and various natural and earthly treasures to forcefully extend his life.
There are no more people in the world who can truly live forever than the number of hands!"
The wine gourd in Yi Zheng's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and the wine spilled on his face. His eyes widened: "Isn't that true?"
Kong Ni said: "What do you mean it is not possible? The so-called immortals live as long as the heaven and the earth, are immortal, and are immune to all calamities. The only one who can do this is the saint.
Even the most powerful among the innate gods and demons such as Queen Mother of the West, Prince of the East, Goddess of Kunlu, He Bo, Donghuang Taiyi, Di Jun and others are just below the saints and above all spirits.
Their immortality is not considered immortal..."
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that immortality would have so much knowledge: "Master, which threshold of immortality do you think you are?"
Kong Ni shook his head: "I don't know...
What I cultivate is the way of strength, which is disliked by everyone.
The path of strength is a basic path among the three thousand avenues. It is the kind that is sold at stalls all over the street. There are many people who practice it, and it is very easy to practice. After all, every living being is born with a handful of strength, it just varies in size.
Just moving a few times can be regarded as a practice of strength.
However, there are almost no people in the world who specialize in cultivating strength. I am probably the only one.
The Tao of Power is easy to get started and easy to practice, but compared with the Tao of Life, the Tao of Destruction, the Tao of Creation, the Tao of Yin and Yang, the Tao of Time and Space, etc., at the same level of comprehension, they are basically beaten.
Therefore, if the way of strength wants to defeat other ways, there is only one way, and that is to understand more and go further than them!"
Yi Zhengdao: "Master, since this way of strength is so unreliable, why don't you practice something else?"
Kong Ni suddenly smiled mysteriously and said in a low voice: "Pangu cultivated the way of pure force, without any other great ways mixed with it. He just understood the way of force to the extreme. Do you still think that the way of force is unreliable?
"
Yi Zheng was stunned, and then he hugged Kong Ni's thigh and cried loudly. This cry immediately made Kong Ni cry.
Kong Ni shook his legs and said, "Rabbit, stop crying. Why are you crying?"
Yi Zheng raised his head and said: "Master, you are rushing to sacrifice your life for righteousness and open up the world. I have one thing to say, no matter how rich or noble you are, don't forget each other!"
The disciple has a dream. If the master is exhausted, the disciple can guard your grave!
Disciple, if you don’t want anything else, just give me a Zixiao Palace in the Thirty-sixth Heavenly Assembly.”
The more Kong Ni heard this, the more uncomfortable he became. Finally, he slapped the rabbit directly: "You are hoping that you will inherit the inheritance after I die from exhaustion, right?"
Yi Zheng chuckled...
Kong Ni was not angry. After all, cultivating to the point where Kaitian was exhausted, that was the Pangu state!
It is truly sanctification of the flesh!
At that time, as long as he did not seek death, who in the world could kill him?
Therefore, this rabbit is not actually a curse on him, but rather a different kind of blessing.
After the fuss, Yi Zheng asked some doubts in his mind: "Master, you haven't said where your strength ranks."
Kong Ni looked at him with squinting eyes: "Your teacher cares about my strength, so he must not be holding it in well. What on earth do you want to do?"
Yi Zheng smiled and said: "It's okay. Even when I fight with others in the future, I can choose a registration number that you can beat. Otherwise, one day I and the Queen Mother will get into trouble and I'll stab you out..."
Stab!
Kong Ni pulled off a piece of cloth from his body.
Yi Zhengdao: "Master, what are you doing? No matter how excited you are, you can't take off your clothes."
Kong Ni chuckled and said, "What are you doing? Starting today, we will cut off our robes and sever our ties. If you leave the wood-cutting gate, our fate as master and disciple will end here!"
Kong Ni finally figured out that this rabbit was not a fuel-efficient lamp and would cause big trouble sooner or later.
Yi Zheng said aggrievedly: "Master, please don't be like this. I'm still thinking that I will be filial to you when I become stronger in the future."
Kong Ni said excitedly: "No, if you really want to be filial to me, just don't poke me out if you do something wrong after you go out. I thank you first!"
Yi Zheng: "..."
Seeing what Yi Zheng wanted to say, Kong Ni immediately looked up at the bright moon in the sky and said, "Oh, the moon is so arrogant today..."
Yi Zheng also looked up. The moon in this immortal world was much bigger than that on the earth. It was like a huge house slowly crossing the sky. The silver moonlight really poured down like water, and the night was in front of it.
It was also covered with a layer of silver frost, and it even felt like a bright light.
Yi Zheng tilted his head, looked left and right, and finally bent down, sticking his butt out and looking up from under his crotch. Finally, he looked at Kong Ni suspiciously: "Master, which eye did you use to see this?"
Yue Yue is horny? He didn’t twist his waist or raise his crotch, either?”
Kong Ni gave Rabbit a slap on the butt: "What nonsense are you talking about? You illiterate!
Literary poet, poet means poet.
So, what I mean is that the moon is poetic, do you understand?"
Yi Zheng suddenly realized it, then he looked at Kong Ni seriously and praised: "Master, you are so coquettish!"
Kong Ni squinted his eyes and looked at the rabbit in front of him: "Why do I feel that the same words don't taste right coming from your three-petal mouth?"
Yi Zheng jumped up and gave a thumbs up: "Master, you can see this, you are really cool!"
"Go, go, shut up!" Kong Ni pinched the rabbit's mouth.
Yi Zheng twisted his body, struggled out, and asked a question that he had been concerned about since childhood: "Master, is there really Chang'e on the moon?"
Kong Ni glanced at Rabbit: "Why do you ask this?"
Rabbit said: "I'm curious, I heard people say that the most beautiful woman in the three worlds, Chang'e, lives on the moon. Is it true?"
Kong Ni smiled: "Fake!"
Rabbit looked disappointed...
Kong Ni said: "Women, if they are beautiful to a certain extent, they are all the same. Everyone has their own merits. Who can say that he is the most beautiful? Besides, it is difficult to agree with everyone. Everyone likes different things and has different evaluation standards."
Yi Zhengdao: "So?"
Kong Ni said: "So, the one who lives on the moon is not Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the three realms, but the most beautiful woman in the world!"
Yi Zheng said dullly: "Master, are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease in advance? You said before that it is difficult to adjust the opinions of others? I just asked the Three Realms, why don't you just come to the Ten Thousand Realms?! What's the matter? You have already adjusted the opinions of the Ten Thousand Realms?"
Kong Ni was not angry, but stroked the rabbit's head and said, "I haven't done it, but you have to believe it. Anyone who has seen Chang'e and says she is not as good as anyone will definitely not survive that night. Basically, all those who are alive will not be angry.
Has been transferred."
Yi Zheng was dumbfounded: "Master, what about it?"
Kong Ni's eyes were fiery and he said: "As for what? You've never seen it!
Your master and I are obsessed with Taoism, but after seeing Chang'e, I have to admit that she is really fucking coquettish... Ahem, she's so beautiful!
What should I say about the person who pursues him?
Anyway, there are just so many thieves."
Yi Zhengdao: "Master, Sao means poet, and it means elegant. You can use it."
