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Chapter 529 Tree, Pig, Gopher

So he acted in a safe manner: "Everyone go over quietly, three to one, keep a distance of ten meters, and attack from a distance! Don't get close to avoid accidents! Kill one before moving on to the next. Do it together, don't let them shrink.

A chance to return to the cave.

Remember, we have to defeat them one by one!"

Everyone took the order, then quietly walked over, kept a distance of ten meters, and stood in position, waiting for the god's order to take action at any time.

Suddenly, he took out his crossbow in a very wicked way and aimed it at the anus of a gopher who was turning around and sticking his butt out to do something unknown.

The god raised one arm high, and then swung it down suddenly: "Kill!"

In a flash of thought, he pulled the trigger first, and then the others took action, using crossbows, longbows, spears and other long-range weapons, and struck at the fat little black man who was waiting at the entrance of the cave with big mung beans in a daze.

The crossbow arrow shot through the air and accurately hit the gopher's chrysanthemum!

I couldn't help but laugh in my heart at the thought...

But he stopped laughing immediately because he saw a number rising from the gopher's body.

-HP0!

His face suddenly changed at the thought!

His crossbow attack does not break defense, what does this mean? As an old player, it is impossible not to know!

He was just about to say something like don't do anything and be careful, but other people's attacks also hit their respective targets at this moment.

For a time, there were loud explosions and muffled bangs.

Smoke and dust also rose up, but the smoke and dust did not block everyone's sight. Everyone could see clearly that those little black fat guys did not move at all after being hit. Except for being blown up by some explosive things, they were completely unscathed.

hurt!

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

"There seems to be mosquitoes." Gopher Armor scratched the top of his head. Just now, a spear was stuck there, but it bounced away immediately.

Gopher B: "Don't talk nonsense. With our strength, how can a mosquito bite us? In my opinion, something fishy is going on here!"

Everyone's hearts tightened, they didn't expect this gopher with bad eyes to be so smart!

The problem was discovered immediately!

Everyone clenched their weapons, ready to fight at any moment, and then heard Gopher Armor ask in a low voice: "What's the weird trick?"

Gopher B said: "I guess it must have been bitten by a mosquito!"

Gopher A looked at Gopher B with great admiration: "That makes sense!"

Everyone: "..."

In a false alarm, everyone looked at the god.

There were so many of them, and they attacked collectively, but the results of the hits on these gophers were all - HP 0!

Don’t break the defense!

What is this concept?

"Hiss!" Zun Shen took a breath of cold air and quietly made a gesture, telling everyone to be silent and retreat quickly!

A moment ago, everyone came here cautiously because they were afraid of scaring away the gophers. Now everyone is even more cautious because they are afraid that these gophers would discover their existence!

Everyone quietly stepped back. At this moment, a gopher shouted: "Someone help me pull it out, I seem to have been pricked by something!"

Then Gopher A and Gopher B came closer, and saw an arrow stuck in the anus of the yelling Gopher C!

Seeing this scene, Zun Shen and others were too frightened to move, with cold sweat on their foreheads.

Feather arrows, even a fool would know he was being attacked!

They were afraid that there was going to be a fierce battle.

Everyone held their breath and concentrated again, holding onto their weapons, ready to fight at any moment.

Then he saw Gopher A walking over. He felt his butt staring at the arrow for a while and then said: "This looks like an arrow!"

Everyone trembled, held their breath and concentrated again, gripped their weapons, and prepared to fight...

Then Gopher B glanced at Gopher A and said: "Don't talk nonsense, this is clearly the mouth of a super-large mosquito, but when he was sucking blood, he probably couldn't stand the smell and subconsciously pulled out his mouth, but what?

This guy was in pain, and when his anus tightened, his mouth was clamped.

One pulled it out hard, the other clamped it hard, and the result was that the mouth of the mosquito spirit was torn off and his body escaped."

Gopher A looked at Gopher B like a god and said, "That makes sense!"

When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief and roared in their hearts: "You have a point, sir! That's obviously nonsense, okay?"

Gopher A added: "But according to what you said, this shouldn't be a mosquito. Mosquitoes suck blood. They don't eat shit. It's flies that eat shit."

Gopher A slapped his thigh and said: "That makes sense...I understand!"

This is indeed left by flies, this is the poop stirrer that flies use before eating!"

"Pfft!" Finally, someone couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

Gopher A turned around and glared, causing everyone to break out in a cold sweat. Then they saw Gopher A pointing at them, his mung bean eyes flashing fiercely and shouting: "Shut up, don't laugh! I'm serious! This is science, understand.

What?"

Ever since they followed Rabbit, the word science has long been familiar to them, and they naturally learned it.

However, Zun Shen and others are confused. There is no such thing as science in their world. They prefer to call science experience.

So they didn't understand what this big fat rat was talking about at all, but they understood one thing. This guy's eyes were really hard to use. He pointed at them and couldn't tell whether they were players or not gophers.

At this time, Gopher C was unhappy: "Have you finished speaking? Just pull it out quickly!"

Gopher A let out a cry, went up to grab the arrow and pulled it hard, and there was a pop. Gopher C was lying on the ground on all fours with his butt sticking out. With this pull, he felt severe pain. When he raised his head, he

Just like the little wolf cub Xiaoyue, he cried out: "Ah!"

Gopher A panicked, and Gopher B angrily yelled, "Idiot! If you pull it out so violently, the wound will bleed!"

Gopher A asked: "What should we do?"

Gopher B said: "Stop the bleeding, find something to block it with!"

Gopher A looked around and found nothing suitable. Gopher B cursed: "Idiot, don't you have something in your hand?"

Gopher A suddenly understood, waved his hand, and inserted the arrow into Gopher C's gorgeous chrysanthemum.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Gopher C had just recovered from the pain, but after this penetration, he raised his head and screamed again,

Gopher A panicked and pulled out the arrow again.

Gopher C subconsciously wanted to look up to the sky and howl again, but soon he realized that if he shouted again, he might be penetrated again, so he immediately thrust his head into the soil and let out a scream...

Then I heard Gopher A mutter: "He seems to be quite happy..."

Then Gopher Armor sent the arrow back again.

"Well!"

Gopher B pulled out the arrow and said angrily: "Idiot, it hurts!"

"No! It hurts, yes, no!" Gopher Armor inserted the arrow back again.

Gopher B pulled out: "No, he just feels pain and his body is in convulsions."

Gopher A interrupted: "No, it feels good, but it's cramping! I won't listen to you this time. If he doesn't feel good, he can say it. If he doesn't say it, he feels good."

Everyone looked at Gopher C on the ground, and found that this guy started to roll his eyes. Is that what you're talking about?

It would be nice not to die!

Next, what everyone saw was that Gopher B said it hurt and pulled it out, while Gopher A said it felt good and inserted it back in.

Back and forth a dozen times...

Gopher C's eyes turned white and he was as angry as a thread...

puff!

Someone else couldn't hold it in and laughed.

When he laughed, other people who had long been unable to hold back broke their defenses on the spot, and they also burst out with popping sounds, and then the laughter swirled in their throats and made a weird sound.

Gopher A and Gopher B both stopped when they heard the sound. After looking back, they looked at each other: "Do we have any pigs here?"

The next moment, Gopher B finally got smart: "We don't have pigs here! Where did the pigs come from? I understand, these guys are not from our village, they are his mother's pig-headed monsters!"

Enemy attack!"

In an instant, the honest eyes of all the gophers present suddenly turned fierce, and then each of the blind men took out carrots without anyone's instructions!

Zun Shen, when he heard that he was being regarded as a pig demon, he was furious: "Damn it, you said we were tree stumps one moment, and now you say we are pig-headed demons, you are done, right?"

But when they see these scary gophers pulling out something...

In a thought, his heart tightened almost at the same time as Zun Shen's, and he yelled: "Be careful, avoid, run!"

The members of the Zunshen Gang are also well-trained. As soon as they heard this, they ran away immediately and stared at the gophers around them, trying to judge the direction they were going to attack through their eyes so that they could avoid them in advance.

Then they saw these gophers staring like blind men, not looking at them at all, looking everywhere!

"Look at their actions!" Zunshen reminded.

Everyone looked at the movements of the gophers again, and discovered that these gophers moved in all directions!

Some threw it to the east, some threw it to the west, some threw it to the sky, and some directly smashed it into the nest...

In short, before the carrots were thrown away from the hands of the gophers, let alone they wanted to predict, even the gophers themselves probably didn’t know where they were going to throw them?!

For a moment, the members of the Zunshen Gang wailed in unison: "Why are we hiding here?"

What answered them was that countless gophers were throwing them around in an unorganized manner, and the carrots were flying all over the sky like heavy rain blown by the strong wind!

But at this time, he saw clearly what the gopher threw, and he breathed a sigh of relief and shouted: "Don't be afraid, it's just a carrot! Even if this is their weapon, as long as it is not hit from the front, it is just a smash.

It should be fine..."

Before he finished speaking, a carrot fell to the ground, and then the carrot emitted a red light, cracked inch by inch, and finally made a loud bang!

A huge cloud of carrots rises from the ground!

Terrifying flames swept across all directions, and those players near the explosion were blown to pieces on the spot...

Until they die, there is only one question in their minds: "What the hell is it okay to say it's okay?"

After the first carrot exploded, other carrots exploded one after another. For a time, the entire grassland outside the West City Gate was filled with carrot clouds in the gopher area...


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