Yi Zheng didn't believe it anymore: "Grandma, I don't believe it. You can distort whatever I write!"
Yi Zheng casually wrote down a line: name, nameable, very famous.
Yi Zheng knocked on the blackboard: "What do you mean? Tell me!"
After reading it, Zilu laughed loudly and said: "Boss, I know this.
We can kill people in countless ways, how can we not be famous?
Combined with the previous sentence, when we realize that we don’t stick to one method to kill his family, we will definitely become famous, but we will be famous, very famous!"
"Roar!"
The rabbits were boiling again, the chickens were clucking, and the bears were beating their chests and making a banging drum sound.
Yi Zheng grinned and wrote another line: Wuming, the beginning of heaven and earth!
Zi Gong jumped up: "I know this. When you are not famous, you are just a piece of shit in the world!"
Before Yi Zheng could deny it, Zilu shook his head and said, "No, what should be said here is that because we are not famous, we have to start fighting."
"Roar!"
The rabbits are excited again.
Yi Zheng wrote again: "There is a name, the mother of all things."
Zilu immediately explained: "If you become famous, we are the parents of all things. Who dares to disobey?"
Yi Zheng wrote again: "Therefore, I always have no desires in order to observe the wonderful things."
Zilu was stunned, this sentence obviously stumped him.
But Zi Gong became more energetic and shouted: "I know this, women will only affect the speed of drawing our swords, so we must be without desire. Only then can we calm down, observe all the subtle changes in the opponent, and take advantage of the opportunity to strike with one strike."
kill!"
"Roar!"
The rabbits continue to boil...
Yi Zheng's rabbit ears drooped completely. He wrote down the following words casually, then turned around and left with his hands behind his back.
"You should educate yourself..."
He kind of gave up.
He hadn't gone far when he heard the cheers of the rabbits behind him: "Moral tendon, moral tendon, moral tendon!"
Yi Zheng looked up at the sky: "I don't blame you for this. I also want to teach you well, but I can't do it!"
At this time, the Chicken King caught up and asked excitedly: "Boss, I want to ask you a question."
Yi Zheng replied weakly: "Say."
The Chicken King said: "I'm afraid he will compare with me, who is more powerful?"
Yi Zheng sighed and said: "I am afraid that I had three thousand disciples back then. When I was alive, it was the Spring and Autumn Period, and when I died, it was the Warring States Period. When he was alive, he had the final say on the rules of the Tao. No one dared to cross them, and everyone had to be reasonable.
Only after he dies can everyone dare to start a war."
The Chicken King said excitedly: "You mean, I am afraid that the old man is the strongest?"
Yi Zheng shook his head: "I once said to you: If you are weak, you only need to drink a ladle of water."
The Chicken King was confused: "What do you mean?"
Yi Zheng knew that these guys could no longer turn back, so he might as well just go dark. He put his hands behind his back, raised his head, and let the autumn wind ruffle his hair: "I mean, you are afraid that my three thousand disciples are so weak."
Just like water, if I want to, I can pry open your head and use it as a ladle to scoop out your blood and drink it!"
"puff?!"
The Chicken King was so frightened that he took three steps back: "I...he, he, he..."
Yi Zhengdao: "Don't worry about him. I'm afraid that when the old man is alive, he will have to ask me for advice. He is considered a half-disciple."
Chicken King's eyes widened and he said with great excitement: "Then...he is also from our Confucian sect?"
Yi Zheng shook his head: "I am from the Taoist sect, but I can be considered half the founder of the Confucian sect."
The Chicken King immediately turned around excitedly and shouted: "Brothers, we still have an ancestor..."
Then he ran towards the group of rabbits and chickens. After a while, it started to boil again.
Yi Zheng sighed and walked away with his hands behind his back. His steps were extremely firm and his eyes were extremely sharp: "No matter what, I have to find a good teacher for them! Otherwise... this world will be in chaos."
Yi Zheng looked up at the sky, thinking about how to deal with the Tiandi Examination. As he was walking, his feet became empty and he almost fell.
Looking down, Yi Zheng frowned and saw countless nervous, fearful and panicked eyes looking at him in the big pit.
Yi Zheng frowned: "Don't monkeys climb trees anymore?"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the monkey in the pit instantly turned red, feeling aggrieved, aggrieved, and angry. The look in his eyes was complex.
Yi Zheng casually took out a peach and threw it over: "Eat."
"Rabbit, you have gone too far! Even if I die, Li Batian will not eat your food!"
Li Batian jumped up and roared regardless of other people's pull.
Yi Zheng looked at the other person: "Do you have a name for this monkey? Yes, yes..."
Then Yi Zheng threw another peach to Li Batian.
He was not in the mood to watch monkeys today, so he turned around and left with his hands behind his back.
Behind him, Li Batian looked at the peach in his hand, gritted his teeth and said: "Next time, next time you won't be so lucky!"
Then he sat down and ate the peach: "It tastes so good..."
Three days passed in a flash, and the day of the Tiandi Examination finally arrived.
On this day, the sky was filled with dark clouds, lightning and thunder.
A little rabbit stood on a high mountain. At the foot of the mountain, countless rabbits, chickens, snakes, wild boars, bears and other creatures looked up at the top of the mountain.
Yi Zhengdao: "Everyone, I'm leaving. You should study hard in the future and don't do useless things all day long!
Books, you should read them, don’t just use them to wipe your butts!
When I come back, I hope you will read at least three books and understand the essence of them, do you understand?"
Zilu shouted: "Boss, don't worry, we have started reading these days. Last night, I even recited ancient poems!"
Zi Gong also shouted: "I also read books and learned a lot of useful knowledge!"
Others also shouted, saying that they had read the book.
Many people even took out their books and waved them around.
Yi Zheng suddenly became interested: "Did you really read it? Well, well, well, Zilu, read me a few lines of the poem you recited."
Zilu immediately cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Yes, boss!"
This poem will give you a strong start!"
Yi Zheng nodded and thought to himself: "Look at this guy, he is different after reading a book. His words are much more elegant."
Then I heard Zilu shouting: "The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man will never return once he is gone..."
Yi Zheng, who had been full of admiration a moment ago, now turned dark and his hair had changed color. He picked up a carrot and threw it down: "Ganggun, you will never return it, and your whole family will never return it..."
Zilu said aggrievedly: "Boss, you are my family."
"roll!"
Yi Zheng roared.
Zi Gong shouted: "Boss, if you don't like his, you must like mine!"
Yi Zheng looked at Zi Gong: "Oh? Really? Then say a few words."
Zi Gong raised his head and said: "My old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west..."
"roll!"
Yi Zheng walked directly over, then jumped on the back of the Peng Demon King and said: "Let's go, let's go."
Demon King Peng said: "Don't you want to listen anymore?"
"Listen to shit, the more you listen, the more angry you become." Yi Zheng cursed.
The Peng Demon King nodded, and then his wings flew into the sky...
