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Chapter 626: Leading Chang'e astray

The next moment, the scene on the moon appeared on the Treasure Book of Heaven and Earth, and the camera panned down to Guanghan Palace, just in time to see the large table of delicacies, the many unique candles, and the sky full of turkeys.

Look at Chang'e and Rabbit on opposite sides, looking at each other, their eyes full of happiness...

In an instant, Zhu Ganghe's eyes almost burst out with fire: "Damn it, where did this rabbit come from?

Cutting off the beard, right?

First come, first served, don’t you know there’s a queue?

Even candlelight dinners, who the hell did you learn from this?!"

Seeing Zhu Ganghye's rage, Mo Lihai had an idea and stepped forward and said: "I didn't learn it from anyone, it was the rabbit who did it!"

Look at the table, the delicious food, the fire, and the lively atmosphere all around, they are all the Rabbit's subordinates!

Messenger of Jingtan, I think what you just said is right, you have to be moral and righteous, first come first served!

Besides, in terms of appearance, talent, and status, how can the rabbit compare with you?"

Shunfeng'er immediately came up and added: "Not to mention this, who in the world doesn't know the relationship between your Jingtan envoy and Fairy Chang'e? Everyone took the initiative to keep a distance, but this rabbit not only didn't keep a distance, but also took the initiative to hook up.

This rabbit has made it clear that he wants to rob people!"

Magic Lihai followed: "This is a woman who is forcing you. This is not denying you face, this is a slap in your face!"

Shunfeng Er said: "Can you bear this? If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to bear it! Not to mention Taiyin Star, even if it's the Lingxiao Palace, I have to go and seek justice!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah!" Zhu Ganghe roared angrily, and the pores all over his body were spitting fire: "This rabbit bullies the pig too much!"

But Zhu Gangxi didn't really kill the Taiyin Star, and he was angry. He was not stupid, and he couldn't be fooled by a few people with just a few words.

He remained silent and stared at the Treasure Book of Heaven and Earth.

At this moment, without him having to say anything, Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er had already taken the initiative to move the Treasure Book of Heaven and Earth in front of Zhu Ganghye, giving him a clear look.

On the moon, Yi Zhengdao said: "Fairy Chang'e, eat it quickly before it gets cold."

Fairy Chang'e nodded, then slowly tore off a small piece of mutton and put it into her mouth. Her big eyes slowly closed, her face full of enjoyment.

Yi Zheng grinned: "You are too polite."

Fairy Chang'e tilted her head and looked at Yi Zheng: "Isn't that how you should eat?"

Yi Zheng pouted and said, "You call it tasting, not eating. Let me show you how I eat!"

After saying that, Yi Zheng jumped on the table, grabbed the wine bottle with one hand, pulled off a leg of lamb with the other, then took a bite of the mutton leg meat, and then raised his head and took a big sip of wine. His cheeks were bulging and his mouth was oily.

Although it looks unsightly, it feels really delicious.

Fairy Chang'e asked: "Would it be more delicious if we eat it this way?"

Yi Zheng bared his teeth, of course: "It must be delicious!"

Seeing this, Zhu Gangxi yelled: "Local leopard, rabbit, upstart stinky rabbit, who do you think Chang'e is? She is the most beautiful person in the world, she will eat and drink like you are as uncultured, uncultured, and unqualified as you are.

?”

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Chang'e trying to tear off a large piece of mutton, then taking the wine pot, and hesitated.

Seeing this, Zhu Ganghe suddenly became anxious and shouted: "No!"

Fairy Chang'e, your image!

You can't imitate that rabbit!

When eating, of course, looking good is the most important thing!

Whether it tastes good or not, if you don’t win, you still want it, okay?”

On the other side, the rabbit gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's how you eat it! Eat it in big mouthfuls!"

Eating such a small bite makes it seem like we can’t afford meat!”

"Don't listen to Rabbit!" Zhu Ganghe roared angrily.

But Chang'e still put the large piece of meat into her mouth, and after chewing it, her eyes suddenly lit up: "It seems, it's really different."

"Drink some wine, drink some wine, come together! Wine can activate the most perfect flavor in the mutton, drink, drink, drink!" the rabbit howled.

The pig hyena at Nantianmen is also roaring: "You can't drink it!

What an image!

You are Chang'e!"

However, Chang'e listened to the rabbit's lies and took a big sip of wine, and her eyes became brighter.

Rabbit walked over and asked: "How is it?"

Chang'e nodded vigorously, and Yi Zheng said: "It tastes good, so chew it! Chew it hard, chew it hard, it will taste delicious!"

Chang'e started chewing, and at that moment, there was a burst of pig-like screams and curses outside Nantianmen: "Damn rabbit, you led my sister Chang'e to death, I will never finish with you!"

Chang'e ate deliciously, and the rabbit was extremely happy. He turned around, held the leg of lamb in one hand and the wine bottle in the other, and shouted: "Eat!"

The rabbits, chickens, crocodiles, and snakes all around tore off chunks of meat, holding up big wine glasses and shouting: "Eat, drink!"

Then they ate meat and drank heavily, and the scene was extremely lively.

Chang'e was also infected by the atmosphere and was very excited.

All this time, the Moon Star has been cold, dry, and lifeless.

Even if I could go out a few times occasionally, I would always go to the heaven to listen to the announcement. Those occasions were all serious, and the gods were also cautious. Has there ever been such a relaxed and wanton occasion?

After a few sips of wine, it finally worked. Chang'e's pretty face turned red and her eyes gradually warmed up.

The wild beasts around were howling, dancing, singing, jumping, and fighting...

Everyone was unscrupulous and having fun without any worries.

Even the leader of the clan, Yi Zheng, had his chicken legs robbed and was chasing a chicken with a stick.

Chang'e, who had been depressed by this atmosphere and the influence of alcohol, suddenly thought of something at this moment. Then she lifted up her skirt, grabbed the wine bottle, and pulled off a leg of lamb with her backhand. She stepped on the wood with one foot domineeringly.

Zhuangzi said: "Eat, drink, and be happy!"

After saying that, Chang'e took a sip of wine and started to nibble on the leg of lamb.

Snap!

When Yi Zheng, who was chasing in the distance, saw this scene, the stick in his hand dropped to the ground.

But then he smiled happily.

Ever since he met Chang'e, he felt that the seemingly gentle and temperless Chang'e had a sense of depression in her heart, which was very depressing. She had been living in coldness and pain. At this moment, she was completely relaxed and happy.

Smiling, Yi Zheng felt that his busy work was not in vain.

However, outside the Nantian Gate, a pig cried out like a slaughtering pig: "Rabbit, you and I are sworn in!

My sister Chang'e...

The image is completely ruined!”

The clairvoyant on the side said: "Brother Pig, can you still bear this? If I were you, I would just copy the guy!"

Zhu Ganghe glared at him: "Do you think I'm stupid? That's the fucking Taiyin Star, and I'm going to fight? Am I crazy?"

According to the laws of the Heavenly Court, the Taiyin Star is a forbidden area, and no one is allowed to go up there without the permission of the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother. As for going up to fight, it is not allowed. Once discovered, it will be reincarnated at best, or be wiped out in ashes.

The clairvoyant said: "Brother Zhu, you didn't read the regulations carefully. The regulations say that they are clergy, and they must have permission to go up. What if it is not a clergy? What if he is just a monster? What if the Fairy Chang'e is not targeted? You know

, all the regulations are aimed at Taiyin Star and Fairy Chang'e.

You always have many friends and brothers outside. Is it difficult to kill a rabbit by just calling a few of them?"

Zhu Gang's eyes sparkled: "It makes sense..."


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